#assgate

[welcometothereturn]

NOT FRANKIE POSTING HIS LITERAL BARE ASS ON SOCIAL MEDIA LIKE

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL FOR THE REST OF THE GODDAMN WORK DAY AND NOT FUCKING FOAM AT THE MOUTH

WHAT!!!!

[asthevermincrawls]

frank iero bare ass out event leaves 3958292 dead 374819493 injured

[dearings]

i think frank should post daily updates on the healing process of those new tattoos. just because i care about his health and well-being

[worldestroycr]

He was really just standing there with his ass out. He really let the tattoo artist just record his ass. He really posted his own ass on his Instagram. He really is something else

[xuargent]

...should i make a jatp fandom iceberg

[ieropilled]

just got on tumblr and boy i sure wonder how user ieropilled is taking this

LOL was this about assgate 😭😭😭😭 not very well im afraid. i still see them (the cheeks) whenevwr i close my eyes. if thats anything

[rememberthelaughtermp3]

How does it feel to be simultaneously the best and worst person ever, frank iero?

[tonitheloftwing]

Inspired by this post by @strawbs-screaming, specifically where they mention Macho being banned on Twitter

HC that Macho was most recently Twitter banned because Aran was like “haha I’ll give you five dollars if you tweet a picture of your ass and tag Elon”. Macho doesn’t need the money but he’s the kind of guy who would do that unprompted for the bit, so he agrees, and is banned off Twitter immediately. #AssGate begins trending on Twitter and Aran feels an immense sense of accomplishment.

[asthevermincrawls]

frank iero ass out tuesday how are all the frank girlies feeling

[glittter-vamp]

i’ve seen people posting about it but does anyone actually have the AssGate video of Joe talking lmao

I’m not quite sure which video you’re talking about but I hope you find it!!! (Someone please help anon)

[thekidsfromyesterdecay]

just when we thought frank was gonna be crowned todays it girl a new supreme rose. like so cruel of gerard to come thangin his mf thang around on that the day of assgate 2022…

[ao3feed-j2]

When Expectations Don’t Match Reality

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/YfM60Sb

by arclucifer666 (artemis1967)

Jensen has to deal with criticism over his bare ass and a husband making jokes about it.

Words: 3766, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) RPF

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Jason Manns

Relationships: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Smut, Humor, Assgate, Jensen Ackles Has a Flat Ass

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/YfM60Sb

[rubbish78]

I’m very disoriented rn because of assgate

[ieropilled]

assgate anon here: i tried to come up with a funny response about how i took it (terribly btw) but nothing will ever be as funny as frank iero from american rock band my chemical romance getting tattooed on the ass two hours before a show in the food court of the venue and sharing several different angles of said ass on social media. also the tattoos are a commemorative one (very sweet, still it's on his ass) and the face of the impaler. on his ass

GODIJELQJQL GOD I JNOW. I know. reading about it from someone elses perspective makes it so much more absurd to me because stop that actually happened. i didnt hallucinate all of it. okay. i wonder if he even debated on it. like internally. on sharing the pics. i wonder what was the final straw.

[dean-winchesters-adhd]

J*assgate 3x04 timestamp please I'm travelling HELP screenshots aren't enough 👀