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Let's say
Let's say I have 24 lemons. Exactly 24 lemons. Why would I have 24 lemons? Should there be a reason for me to have 24 lemons? By what grand cosmic design have I been permitted to be in the possession of exactly 24 lemons? By what whim of the universe should I own 24 lemons? What long-term use comes out of me owning 24 lemons? What profit or benefit do 24 lemons bring to me? Where on earth did I find 24 lemons to begin with? How
#astrofrax#im not sleeping enough#i dont know how this website works help#lemons#as in the fruit#citrus#fruit#crack#lack of sleep#how do i even tag this#a lemon an hour gives you more power#how do i tumblr#a mildly unhealthy dose of lemons#based on true events#24 lemons#why#do y'all like eating lemons#cause i do#I like to chew on the slices#existential crisis#when life gives you lemons#24 lemons to be specific#why the fUCK did I write this
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A friendly yet aggressive reminder that tomato soup is not sweet. It just isn't. There is no fUCKING SUGAR IN IT. And don't ever FUCKING lie to me about there being sugar in tomato soup. NEVER.
#astrofrax#tomato soup#tomato#sugar#or should I say lack thereof#you know who you are#fuck off where's the sugar in that bitch?#wHERE IS THE SUGAR#seriously where is the damn sugar#alister you are delusional
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I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
Personally I ride a tiger around (much more eco-friendly), thanks anyways though
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