#astronetwrk ebg

[astranne]

— model!kaeya brainrot

fandom. genshin impact

pairing. kaeya x model gn!reader

content warnings. modern au, kaeya is a famous model, years of pining on both sides (they're obvious your honor), not edited/proofread, written in lowercase

notes. another day, another kaeya brainrot 🫶

model!kaeya; who is very well known, not only because he‘s a beautiful man, but also his charm, the smirk on his face and cheeky remarks.

model!kaeya; who treasures each of his fans, organizing meets and greets, going live on insta and tiktok, everything to talk with them, answering their questions and listening to their stories.

model!kaeya; who is in return dearly cherished and loved by his fans and the world, having millions of followers on all his social media accounts and thousands of likes and comments on each of his posts.

model!kaeya; who had been modeling since he was a teenager, debuting together with his adoptive brother diluc, only to go his own way years later.

model!kaeya; who has been asked several times if he would go into acting, both by his fans and the movie industry. he always politely refuses the offerings, thinking himself not good enough to be an actor.

model!kaeya; who gets to know you as a fellow model, running often into you on shoots and runways. the two of you always exchange pleasantries, but there is never time for more.

model!kaeya; who asks for your number, wanting to get to know you better, ever since he talked to you. but considering you both had the same profession, he hesitated, especially since he hoped for something more.

model!kaeya; who thinks he's foolish for his dreams, but ever since he got to know you better, through calls and messages, it's the only thing he truly wishes for.

model!kaeya; who loves modeling, but it's you who owns his heart, who keeps him captivated, without even knowing.

model!kaeya; who doesn't dare to confess, fearing he will ruin the friendship the both of you built, growing closer and closer in a very short time. it's a stupid fear, he thinks to himself, but yet he doesn't dare to utter any words of confession.

model!kaeya; who admires you from the distance, nursing a heart full of love, unspoken but true. he has never been in love, not like this, but he loves you oh so fiercly. he'd rather never confess but be always by your side as a friend, like a fool, a fool in love.

model!kaeya; who continues his life as a model and with a big crush on you, always keeping in mind to not letting anyone know. he's not fooling anyone, his fans suspecting and guessing when he will finally confess or you. because you're in love with him as well, yet you never dare to say it.

model!kaeya; who feels like a fool, because he is one, after several years of pining, it's you who finally confesses to him. your confession is rushed, barely audible but he still hears you, he always does.

model!kaeya; who grins like a fool, a fool in love and very happy that you love him as well.

model!kaeya; who announces your relationship to the world, and everyone can only say "fucking finally, these two are truly made for each other."

taglist. @keyz-writes , @obsidianjewel , @keqism , @kamiiyaka , @venexus , @stellumi , @wanderersbell , @uraqtttt , @baeshijima , @spiriteddreams , @lxvebun

[astronetwrk]

　　　　　 　　　welcome, one and all.

the fourteen of you been invited to play a game dissuading you from interacting with your beloveds... and the fourteen of you have chosen to take that step. welcome, welcome! take a look at how the game is played. the list of our beloved fourteen's biases for the week will be listed below as well.

EBG HOW-TO.

no mention of bias, excluding URL + preexisting caards, but including nicknames, codenames, theme, and content (both made and reblogged)

players must change their theme when ebg starts. if any player has not changed their theme within the first 24 hours of the EBG, they will be given a strike.

masterlists and extra links that contain images/references of their bias will not need to be changed. their entire navigation has to be reformed if it contains their original bias, though.

acknowledgment of original bias' existence will cost you a strike

three strikes and you're out

simping for your assigned bias earns 10 points (tag hosts to redeem, must be at least somewhat down bad to be valid)

brainrot of assigned bias, inclusive reblogs and posted content, earns 30 points

sabotage attempts earn 30 points

hosts must be tagged to redeem/use points or it will be invalid.

WELCOME TO THE POINTS SHOP.

simp pass: 1000 points for 12hrs use ( must tag host with duration + start time + time zone / one time use only )

first strike cancel: 150 points

second strike cancel: 300 points

gift a strike (cannot be used for final strike): 250 points

third strike cancel: 500 points

time bomb (recipient must be online): 200 points

Equivalent Exchange: half current points

PLAYER'S BIAS.

LETS PLAY.

@astranne | kaeya

og bias; kazuha, alhaitham, ayato, pierro, razor, ayaka, raiden

Strikes: | | |

Points: 40

@aimynx | cyrus

og bias; kaeya, alhaitham, ayato, tighnari, zhongli, yelan, yae miko

Strikes: | | |

Points: 140

@ezendoll | ningguang

og bias; albedo, venti, kaeya, kazuha, thoma

Strikes:

Points:

@ineshapanda | aether

og bias; albedo, kaeya, and kazuha

Strikes: | | |

Points: 80

@mixed-kester | teppei

og bias; kaeya, wanderer, heizou, kazuha, xiao

Strikes: | | |

Points: 360

@moonbyunniee | yunjin

og bias; venti, xiao, kazuha, ayato, albedo

Strikes: |

Points:

@raingoesboomboom | jean

og bias; alhaitham, heizou, kazuha

Strikes: | | |

Points:

@simplyxsinned | capitano

og bias; alhaitham, childe and dottore

Strikes: |

Points: 30

@snobwaffles | rana

og bias; albedo, mona, yelan, shenhe, dehya, beidou, tighnari, ayaka, ayato, itto, yoimiya, kazuha, rosaria, heizou, thoma, hu tao, dainsleif, enjou, arlecchino, capitano, kaveh

Strikes: | | |

Points: 20

@venusflwers | kujou sara

og bias; kokomi, albedo, xiao

Strikes: | | |

Points:

@versadies | pantalone

og bias; alhaitham, zhongli, capitano, diluc and ayato

Strikes: | |

Points: 100

@zhongrin | albedo

og bias; zhongli, al haitham

Strikes: | | |

Points:

[versadies]

Oh? What’s this, I see? Is my darling falling over a fatui harbinger? You’re breaking my heart already.. Perhaps I should remind you that I’m still the one who you call your lover and not some man whose desires are only for materials such as mora. — Forever yours, Zhongli.

[zhongrin]

but like, do you know how perfect albedo's back is? just like the rest of his body and his heart too. he's so hsldfjklsjdlf. i want to pepper kisses down his back. i want to kiss his arms and tell him how perfect he is. hsldfjklsdjf i am so down bad please

[mixed-kester]

Hello i just want to inflict suffering hAHAHAHAHAHA–

Poor [Wanderer]... He's such a mess right now.

Shall I discard the puppet for you? I'm sure you don't have space for an object that's beyond repair.

Oh, weird. Tumblr is fucking up again with these blank asks.

They better spend that money right on, you know, a usable fucking website???

[simplyxsinned]

60 things I love about — shitou!

GIMME THEM 500 POINTS YING

His name, it’s really unique 😭😭 like you’d never find another person in teyvat with a name that literally translates to…rock

His hair, I wanna chew on it till he turns bald

His hands, oml his hands would definitely feel soft to touch

His knowledge towards rocks

His cheerful demeanour

His smile :)

The way his eyes curve when he laughs

He gives the best hugs

His friendly personality

He’s understanding

Always pushes me towards my goals in life

Always cheers me on

My number 1 fan :D

Respects my boundaries

Makes me laugh

He opens himself for me

Loves every version of me

Always stands on my side

His strong will

He’s pushing himself to become a better man for me :(

Takes care of me vv well

Caring

Loving

Takes care of himself

Will never get himself sick

He listens to my rants

Gives the best advice

Wise

He has a beautiful butt that’s perfect for therapeutic squeezing

The stories you share amuse me

He’s the only person who can make me snort when I laugh

He knows how to comfort me

He knows what to say and what to do when I’m down

He has a unique style

Vv attractive

He taught me how to love unconditionally

Fast learner

He reads me like an open book

He invests in himself

Trusts my intuition

Made the first move

W rizz

Cares to know how I feel in every moment

Listens to my opinion

Tries to understand things in my perspective

Always includes me in plans

Reliable

Listens to my complains

Gossips w me

Strong faith

Loyalty

Gives the best kisses omg

HAND KISSES

AND HEADPATS

Gentle

Thoughtful

Never forgets special occasions

The unique dates you think of bringing me to every valentines

Will listen to my opinion before making important decisions

You hug and hold me in the most softest ways before falling asleep

The sweet I love yous youd say to me everyday <33

[venusflwers]

reverse omegaverse au !! donna ia my omega and her pheromones go off the chart and she becomes rly whiny abd i have to take care of her needs

[m1shapanda]

a 💌 letter from kazuha:

you're calling my love... pathetic? is that really what you think of me? pathetic? for simply loving you with all my heart?

📬 your local postman for this week, @zhongrin

wow misha. wow. how could you??

eww it thinks it loves me

[astranne]

— think of me, when you see the world

fandom. genshin impact

pairing. kaeya x adventurer gn!reader

content warnings. brainrot, written in bulletpoints and lowercase, not edited/proofread, kaeya and reader are down bad for wach other

notes. welcome to my first kaeya work. it has been sitting in my drafts for ages, all because this man deserves absolute perfection! this work is part of the astronetwrk egb dear lord send help-

you and kaeya meet when your family moves to mondstadt. adventures were part of your daily live, but ever since your father had been hurt by a group of hilichurls…

so your parents decided to move back to mondstadt, where they grew up before deciding to travel the world

to you it didn’t matter, why should it? you were still able to run freely with other children, playing outside and simply enjoying your childhood

it slowly changed when you got older, suddenly having more responsibilities. you always thought your family would return to being travelers, but your parents truly settled down

in the end, you decided you wanted to become a traveler, an adventurer as well, all on your own. your parents were supportive, but they didn’t want to let you go just yet

and so you signed up to the knights of favonius, where you met him. kaeya alberich, a fellow talented knight. unlike you, he had a vision but that didn’t matter

it became your ambition to be so good, a force to be reckon with with your favored weapon, that he would finally notice you

you wanted him to see you, to compliment you, to take you out on a date, maybe even kiss you, hold your hand while whispering words of love, you wanted him by your side-

not that you knew it, but he noticed you a long time ago. how couldn’t he? but he feared rejection, the past scarring him emotionally and now he‘d rather be alone than fearing another betrayal, another broken heart

and so time passed, the both of you nursing an aching heart, aching for the other to finally come near but you never did

in the end, you left mondstadt for the first time, alone with nothing but your backpack and weapons over your shoulder

you return, of course, after several months of traveling and a life full of adventures. earning your money with commissions, fighting monsters

you’re proud when you come home, having collected both scars and stories, you tell your parents and your friends

but you don’t dare to near yourself to kaeya, who is now a cavalry captain, standing proud and tall. his intense gaze makes you flush and you turn away, unable to keep eye contact

„why am i like this,“ you ask yourself and can’t fine a good answer. well, besides that you’re a coward

in the end, it’s your friend who forces you to talk to him. a bet, which you lost, and now you’re marching up to him, trying to be confident but in the end you stutter out your confession, with shaking hands and a burning face

it‘s his soft kiss on your cheek that stops your stuttering, and he gives you his softest smile, uttering his own confession

„will you think of me, when you’re away?,“ he murmurs close to your ear, the both of you stargazing out in the fields. the wind around you lets the leaves in the trees whisper, and the moon shines down on you but all this doesn’t matter, now that kaeya is close to you, with you, here, peacefully right besides you.

„i will think only of you.“ you answer him, and turn your head.

„and i will send as many letters as i can.“ you take his hand and press a kiss on the back of it.

„only to return to you as fast as i can.“

these promised you held, always returning into his waiting arms, returning to the one man you love.

taglist. @keyz-writes , @obsidianjewel , @keqism , @kamiiyaka , @venexus , @stellumi , @wanderersbell , @uraqtttt , @baeshijima , @spiriteddreams

ASTRANNE 2023

[astronetwrk]

bias swap! ( + a challenge! )

since it's the last two days of ebg, we're changing things up a bit! the fourteen of you are now assigned to an NPC bias. your old bias doesn't matter anymore! gather your points for these last two days and use it!

@zhongrin – teppei @mixed-kester – cyrus @snobwaffles – victor @venusflwers – donna @astranne – shuyun @raingoesboomboom – mirror maiden @simplyxsinned – shitou @mishantics – pallad @ezendoll – ying'er @versadies – cyrus @aimynx – rana @moonbyunniee – jack

your challenge is:

post 30 things you love about your npc bias. you'll get 250 points if you do so!

[versadies]

pantalone. just pantalone.

[zhongrin]

uh very sorry, but i'm here again with another letter, honestly, just get your man he's close to crying i think

My love

Please excuse another letter, but I could not stop myself. You have been on my mind more than usually and worry weighs my heart. Are you well? Must I come to your rescue?

Sadly I do not know who or what to save you from, since I haven't received any letters, yet do not worry. As a former archon and one of the strongest adepti in Liyue, I shall have enough power and strength to protect you.

Maybe I should've gone with you, ask you to not leave me behind but I do know your own strength and independence. Similar thoughts have infested my mind ever since I have been waiting for an answer and I am unable to stop those. I feel foolish for letting those thoughts rule my mind and body, yet I can not help it.

Please return to me, beloved mine. I wish to hold you in my arms once again. I love you, my dearest Rin, and my love is strong and steady. Yet I must admit, I am an impatient man, so I am asking not much, just for your words or even your return.

With a loving but heavy heart,

your Zhongli

what letter where what how

and WHAT??? ALBEDO IS ABOUT TO CRY YOU SAY?????? NO BEDO IT'S OKAY WHAT'S WRONG ;;;;

[mixed-kester]

are you really choosing teppei over kaeya, esther? you don't see him crying and broken? you know of his past and traumas and yet you still won't acknowledge his existence?

- ❄

@zhongrin bruh did you give me a virus when i dmed you because my asks are blank too

[simplyxsinned]

OK BUT THINK ABT THIS-

Imagine you work for the fatui and are basically their personal assistant

and you just get to see them all the time like-

You're helping dottore clean his weapons and tools and hes just there looking so casual like-

youre there and hes looking like this-AAAA

omg let him be playable and give us the birthday art without his coat ples hyv

uh uhmmm whooo??? I’m certain that my husband would 100% look better 😤

[venusflwers]

DONNA PLS STICK UR FINGERS UP MY ASS

[kxmikomrade]

Daily live laugh love dehya 🫶🫶