#asuruby

[dolcedicaramello]

text 💖🍹 dolby

Dolce: Pssssst...

Dolce: Rubes are you awake?

Dolce: Hey, hey, guess whatttttt?

Dolce: You are cuter than a button, cute and hot and super funnnnnnn. The whole package. The world is very lucky to have yoooooooooou.

Dolce: Guess what else?

[haverlyarendelle]

text 💬 ruberly

Haverly: I'm guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster? Did it work??

[melodytritonx]

text 📲 melby

Melody: Okay, so I've been thinking. We never got revenge for that dumb dumb breaking up with you SO.

Melody: Should I slash his tires or egg his house?

[kiontaji]

text 📲 kiby

Kion: I have half a birthday cake and a twelve pack of beer. Are you coming over or what?

Kion: Idk who's birthday it is, buuut it still looks good?

[robbshood]

marry, cuddle, sleep with -- kiara, melody, ruby

Send me three names + a number…

Marry: @melodytritonx. I would look awesome with a tail.

Cuddle: @kiarataji. She doesn’t seem like she’d sit still long enough to let me but THE OFFER IS THERE.

Sleep with: @therubyfitz, I already know she’s really good at it.

[portiaratigan]

text 💬 rutia

Portia: How much purple do you actually wear and have you ever thought about changing up your wardrobe? Because I saw a dress that would just look fabulous on you, but it's not purple so I wasn't sure if I should show it to you if it was something that wouldn't be worn.

[kiarataji]

your friends, including your brother

@kiontaji‘s a little shit. 

Kovu needs to stop hiding from me; you can’t escape friendship!

@vitani-okoro‘s a badass.

@melodytritonx is the world’s most lovable nerd babe.

@therubyfitz is the softest, purest, bestest gal I know.

Tiifu and Zuri are ride or die and worth keeping around your whooooole life.

And that’s enough friends, right? Like, I have other ones, but those are the ones you wanted to know about?

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[novafitzherbert]

text 💬 rubva

Nova: "And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention" has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

Nova: Who would suck on a perfectly good pen when you can use it as a WEAPON instead?

[bobotomago]

Who are the prettiest girls in Auradon?

@zoe-tomago, my sister’s just the best. 

@austinfrederickson

@eveningstardubois, obviously.

@lyra-k.

@stargirlvasilovich

@ellecharming

@livoakens

@quincydavis

@sydneyandersen

@darlingvirginias

@therubyfitz

@melodytritonx

@nottingriri

@hailstormporter

@andreatriton

@autumnskellington 

@crisdubois

@prncsscndi

Brooke’s still hot, even if she’s evil.

And honorable mention to @aspenfrederickson, too. And to the other Skellingtons because if Autumn’s pretty then so are they.

HONESTY HOUR!

[auradonstate-events]

Auction Results: Baskets 61-69

Basket Number 61, submitted by @karmeninka, was won by @carterlabouff.

Basket Number 62, submitted by @margaerycharming, was won by @novafitzherbert.

Basket Number 63, submitted by @lilyofthegoth, was won by @franciscodecoronado.

Basket Number 64, submitted by @therubyfitz, was won by @khalid-basara.

Basket Number 65, submitted by @valerievasilovich, was won by @robbshood.

Basket Number 66, submitted by @ariliki on behalf of @leilaniwaialiki, was won by @markbadun.

Basket Number 67, submitted by @janetobin, was won by @lagunadelmar.

Basket Number 68, submitted by @dum-sparrow, was won by @lucasandalasia.

Basket Number 69, submitted by @clarissa-lb, was won by @ben-desrosiers.

[marykatehood]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- ruby, lina, vitani

send me three names + a number…

Seduce: Probably @vitani-okoro under different circumstances, honestly.

Steal from: @eveningstardubois probably gets tired of hearing about people taking her food, but too bad!

Serenade: @therubyfitz seems like she’d appreciate it, even if it’s awful. 

[hemimanawa]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- ruby, squeaky, lucy

send me three names + a number…

Fuck: @diamcndskylucy is hot but I don’t know her as well, so I don’t want to like almost die for her.

Take a Bullet For: @therubyfitz.

Murder: This seems mean to do to a little kid but @squeaky-smee I guess.

[melodytritonx]

text 💬 melby

Melody: 'I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish' has got to be the most interesting and mermaid-specific insult I've ever gotten. Honestly I give the guy kudos for that one.

[kiontaji]

text 💬 kiby

Kion: I didn't see you today, but I KNOW you looked beautiful. And if nobody's told you that today, that's a shame. It should be a crime to let a day go by without telling you how gorgeous you are.

[robbshood]

text 💬 rubbie

Robbie: I was so confused about why I had to take an ethics class to study to be a sports trainer, but did you know there are gross people in the world who like DO INAPPROPRIATE STUFF TO PEOPLE'S ANKLES WHEN THEY'RE WRAPPING THEM?

[hookedonharriet]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- ruby, ginny, freddie

send me three names + a number…

Fuck: @fredcilier, I suppose. She’a always been a bit too flashy for me, but there are worse individuals in the world.

Take a Bullet for: @ginniestgothel. She’s rather important to me, after all.

Murder: @therubyfitz. Not entirely necessary, but it’s what this game calls for so I’ll play by the rules.