#asuben

[margovasilovich]

fuck, marry, kill -- artie, dj, ben

send me three names + a number…

Lose my virginity to: @rtpendragon? He likes blonde girls and I don’t know, the person I was supposed to lose my virginity to lost his to Artie’s sister instead. Not that it matters! It doesn’t. 

Marry: @djcygnet? Never actually, unless he needed a replacement wife so Karmen could be free to choose her own husband, in which case I’d do whatever I had to do! 

Kill: AHHH I DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH, I CANNOT KILL THE KING. 

[janetobin]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- chad, ben, artie

send me three names + a number…

Questions where I have to murder people make me feel uncomfortable! Also, showering this sort of unwanted attention on my lifelong friends feels inconsiderate of me. Let’s just say I’d happily lay my life down to protect any of them and call it a day! @chad--charming @ben-desrosiers @rtpendragon

[kalasinambrosius]

I don't think there's a better match for Lev than you, and I'm more than happy to welcome you into our group. I'm not even the one getting married and I can't wait for the big day! I hope you two have many happy years together -- although judging by the present, that shouldn't be a problem.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS.

[jeremypotts]

TEXT ✉ BENEMY

Jeremy: Incoming random thought I had today, so play along with me for a little bit, Benny! What's your ideal thing you'd be doing right now if you weren't Mr. King of Auradon? I'm curious.

[sumskellington]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- jeremy, ben, lev

send me three names + a number…

Do thinks my students don’t need to see me discussing with: @jeremypotts.

Take a Bullet For: I suppose it’s my duty as a citizen to protect @ben-desrosiers.

Murder: I wouldn’t, but this is the category for the last person leftover, which in this case is @levlumos.

[nadiadecordoba]

fuck, marry, kill -- aziz, ben, chad

send me three names + a number…

Fuck with: Aziz is fun and mostly classy, I guess! 

Marry: @chad--charming? Nadia Charming just sounds really cute!

Kill: @ben-desrosiers‘s plaid collection.

[malbfaery]

2 ben chad jay

send me three names + a number…

Marry: Again, so could not be a princess or queen, so @jaynassar. I’d probably choose him even if the others didn’t have royal titles to avoid, but whatever.

Cuddle: @chad--charming, only because this is the LEAST physical contact and the idea of touching him repulses me a LOT.

Sleep with: I trust and like @ben-desrosiers, so... sure. 

[hookedonharriet]

You and Ben should date! He could learn so much from you and you're a total queen.

@ben-desrosiers is far more sincere than I would have expected, and I’m pleased that I feel comfortable approaching him with ideas for the betterment of his kingdom. However, I can’t say that our lifestyles are compatible, or that I feel any sort of particular physical attraction towards him even if they were.

I ship you with ______!

[janetobin]

Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.

Oh gosh, I don’t feel comfortable imposing my ideas on my friends! I wouldn’t want to embarrass them, or worse, make guesses about things I don’t know enough about and guess completely wrong! I think the only safe answer I can give her is @ben-desrosiers and @audreysrose, since they’re quite vocal about their lingering affection for each other! Other than that, though, I haven’t got a clue!

[kiarataji]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- jay, doug, ben

send me three names + a number…

Fuck: @jaynassar for sure. 

Take a Bullet For: @ben-desrosiers. If he dies the individual regions might have more responsibility, and I could handle it, but uh... I may not want to.

Murder: @dougdeppert.

[gastonthethird]

WIS: Yourself, ben, leverett, jeremy, chandler, gil, gaston junior with

@ben-desrosiers: I don’t really care as long as it’s not that @audreysrose chick. She gives off major ‘I think I’m too good for the VKs’ vibes and the kingdom doesn’t need to go backwards by having that in charge. Maybe he could marry @dizzybydesignx or @hailstormvale instead, since they’re the best people I know and would make way cooler queens. 

@levlumos: I don’t... know why... you think I have an opinion... But I don’t know, you guys are obsessed with @claudine--frollo, stick this guy with her instead.

@jeremypotts: Who?

@chandler-cogsworth: Does he ever talk about anything except for @eveningstardubois? I wouldn’t want to doom any other girl to hearing about that all the time, that’s for sure.

Gil: He’s got a weird bro-crush on @jaynassar. Maybe it’s a real crush and they should just get it on already? 

@gastonthejr: Don’t make me say it. I don’t wanna have to say it where @izzyslade can give me shit for it later.

@gastonlegume3: No comment, I keep my shit to myself. 

i need entertainment

[darlingvirginias]

text 💬 ven

Virginia: Just ignore everything I said to you last night.

Virginia: I would never REALLY write an article about how I think the seven dwarves are secretly mining tunnels into foreign lands to use for takeovers by force - I was just trying to spitball crazy things to see if I could get any kind of lead to a real story out of you. Let me tell you, your Highness, you are a BRICK WALL sometimes!

[asuxsor]

Who do you want to be your Valentine this year?

@robbshood or @marcoalandale. Or both at the same time; I’m not picky. 

Who do I want? @ben-desrosiers should go for someone a little more oomph and who better than me? @felixstabby I’m always up for a good time as well.

[lysslumos]

I ship you and Ben! I know he's a little older than you but he's so nice and you'd be such a cute queen!

@ben-desrosiers is amazing and all, but I’m way more in love with his mother’s library than I’ve ever been with him.

I ship you with ______!

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ MITCHELL HOPE ]? No, it’s just [ KING BEN DESROSIERS ], the descendant of [ BELLE & BEAST ]! [ HE ] is [ 22/SENIOR ] and some say he tends to be [ TOO TRUSTING ] but he is really [ PATIENT ]. (A, SHE/HER, 29, PST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations, A! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[hadleyforte]

WIS Ben, Chandler, Gil, Gaston Jr, Gaston the 3rd and yourself!

Oh gosh, I’m not sure why you would think that I’d be the right person to answer this, it’s not as though I sit around obsessing over my classmates’ love lives and trying to live vicariously through them!

But if I had to choose, I think the following could be really interesting couples:

@ben-desrosiers and @janetobin.

@chandler-cogsworth and @claudine--frollo.

Gil and @ririhiss!

@gastonthejr and @jojohood.

@gastonlegume3 and @aliciatriton, so brothers can date best friends!

Myself and @levlumos! Not actually, but you left him out of your mention of the castle kids and their parents’ nemeses children, so it felt right to draw your attention to your oversight! 

i need entertainment