#at least theyre both hot😪

[lilmaymayy]

NO SHITTING ON DIOR BUTT

this has me tweaking IS MY POOKS IS TAKEN???

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OKAY NO WAIT I THINK WERE FINE

A REAL ONE DMED ME🙏🙏

[nyxi-pixie]

no yk what im gonna talk about it

mikes commitment to only knowing male superheroes is fruity asf

ik weve talked abt his whole calling el 'superMAN' thing because like 🤨🤨 but he literally doesnt even seem to own comics w female superheroes. like hes presumably read or at least given comics to el at some point bc shes familiar with them when max shows her

BUT shes not familiar with wonder woman. WONDER WOMAN. arguably the most popular comic book superheroine. and mike what? just doesnt read abt her???? why???? i am willing to BET you that dustin and lucas like wonder woman (shes literally hot and awesome who wouldnt like her).

els like woah omg coolest person ever who tf is that😍😍😍

like. i know that this moment is framed as 'woo feminism show el women to make her more comfortable w her identity as a girl' and like sure

but that very interpretation also emphasises that mike.. doesnt really see el as a girl. like. he just sees her as his 'superman' (his words not mine) and so he doesnt even consider that maybe she would wanna see stuff abt women. and he also doesnt own that stuff in the first place bc its mike and he just wants to read abt men apparently. (🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈)

ALSO. to hammer my point home. EL HAS MORE INSTANCES IN WHICH SHE ACKNOWLEDGES WOMEN BEING ATTRACTIVE THAN MIKE DOES. (but no theyre both sooooo straight)

IN CONCLUSION: mike gay. mike like reading abt big strong men saving the day. mike not a wonder woman stan (😪 how could he do this to my girl).

and finally. elmax is superior to everyone else and have this extra gif i made bc i was using the scene for the one i put in earlier

LOOK AT THEM!!! GFS<3!!!!!!

(tumblr fucked over the quality of my gifs pretend theyre still good guys😒😒)