#attachable bidet

[eve-made-the-right-choice]

why, oh why, must i be having IBS on my period during thanksgiving dinner?????

[idrils]

uninstalled the tushy bidet this morning. plumber replaced our ancient toilet with a new one this afternoon. just re-installed the tushy bidet on the new guy (with only SLIGHT crying about mis-threaded connections causing leaks). i am UNSTOPPABLE and i have a VERY CLEAN BUTT

[daltongraham]

Bidet attachments: to squirt or not to squirt?

Below cut for TMI

As promised, here's my thoughts on what it was like to get a bidet attachment!

There are a lot of them on the market, some much more pricey than others. Here's the one I chose, and I've been very happy with it.

What's a bidet, anyway?

A bidet is usually a separate device from the toilet. It squirts water up into your nether parts to clean them after you go to the bathroom.

A bidet attachment is a little device that gets installed in your toilet.

Ugh, isn't the water dirty?

Nope! It hooks into the pipe that goes into the toilet and takes the water from there, not from the toilet bowl. The water is as clean as the tap water in your sink.

Don't you end up overflowing the water in the toilet?

No, you only need to squirt for a second or two, which doesn't add very much water to what's in the bowl.

How does it know where to squirt?

You got me! My spouse installed it. It seems to have pre-positioned angles that just work. I have to lean forward a little to get it in the right place, which is no big deal. There's also a nozzle for my front parts, but I've never used that. Supposedly that's really helpful for pre-menopausal uterus-havers.

Isn't it cold?

I got one that doesn't hook into the sink's warm water, because my toilet is in a separate little room from my sink and it wouldn't have worked. Those warm-water kinds are available if you want to be fancy. But I've found that the cold tap water isn't shocking or upsetting! It's quite doable.

Doesn't it get on your front parts?

Sometimes there's a little collateral spray, but it's clean water so I just blot it off. It doesn't spray bad stuff from the back onto the front. This was something I was really worried about and no one talked about it!

Is it hard to install?

Well, my spouse did it? And he's not too handy. I think if you're able to turn the water off at your toilet, it's not a very big deal. We didn't need to get a plumber to do it.

Am I glad I did it?

You betcha! Boy colonoscopy prep is going to be so much easier next time. (I did half-prep this weekend, and while I did end up in horrible anal pain by the end, it still wasn't as bad as when you're wiping over and over and over and making yourself raw.) Now I'm trying out Linzess, which is lots of diarrhea, and I am again very glad I can just squirt out the bad and then have one nice clean wipe just to dry off. If all your poos are super-clean one-wipe poos, then you probably don't need this. But if you deal with a mess in the bathroom, this could make your life easier.

Got any more questions? I'm happy to try to answer!

[conorsau]

What is bidet toilet seat?

A bidet toilet seat is a bathroom fixture designed to enhance personal hygiene after using the toilet. It replaces a regular toilet seat and is equipped with features such as water spraying for cleaning and a warm air dryer for comfort. It's a popular choice for improving cleanliness and reducing the need for toilet paper.

In Australia, you can further elevate your bathroom hygiene with our innovative products: the Bidet Spray and Bidet Toilet Seat. The Bidet Spray offers a convenient handheld option for cleansing, while the Bidet Toilet Seat brings advanced functionality like adjustable water pressure, temperature control, and self-cleaning nozzles. Embracing these products can lead to more hygienic and comfortable toilets, promoting a higher standard of cleanliness and well-being.

[buttbuddybidget]

Say Goodbye to Wobbling Seats: Butt Buddy’s Bidet Toilet Seat Spacer

The Butt Buddy Bidet Toilet Seat Spacer is intended to facilitate easy and comfortable bidet attachment installation. By perfectly separating the toilet seat from the rim, this spacer makes sure that your bidet attachment fits firmly and comfortably. It is composed of sturdy materials, is simple to install, and helps keep your toilet seat stable while accepting different kinds of bidet attachments.

[infernalhomo]

why has no one on this godforsaken savage frozen island heard of bidets. nation of coffee addicts and no civilized way to wash your ass. i weep

[cubot]

I'm doing big orders today because my tummy hurts and spending money might help (won't, but the items are necessary/QoL updates). Also I'm McFucking pissed because plane tickets I haven't been able to buy due to saving for taxes, I'm finally at the point of being able to, and they just doubled in price. From $350 to $700 in like two days. Like......... okay. Guess I'll figure it out and hope you go down next week.

[coolhomeutensils1]

Bidet Attachment For Toilet Water Sprayer | Easy To Install

Introducing the ground-breaking Bidet Attachment for Toilet Water Sprayer, a practical and sanitary way to improve your bathroom experience. The sumptuous features of a bidet are added to your existing toilet with this simple-to-install attachment, offering a revitalizing and greener option to conventional toilet paper.

This bidet attachment was painstakingly crafted with simplicity, comfort, and longevity in mind. While the sleek and ergonomic design perfectly merges with your toilet, bringing a touch of contemporary refinement to your bathroom decor, the high-quality materials guarantee long-lasting performance.

[imunsen]

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[magratpudifoot]

0133 is not the best time to discover that there is one fewer pack of toilet paper in the house than you thought.

[ritika-verma]

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[conoraustralia]

Best Bidet in Australia | Handheld Bidet Sprayer | Shattaf Spray | Muslim Spray | Douche Spray

Presenting the Conor bidet, an ideal solution for enhancing your bathroom routine. Our handheld bidet offers a gentle and thorough cleansing experience, ensuring the utmost comfort with every use. Say goodbye to traditional toilet paper as our innovative bidet technology provides a refreshing cleanse, leaving you feeling revitalized in an instant. By choosing Conor Bidet, you're improving your personal hygiene and contributing to the preservation of our planet. Explore the eco-friendly lifestyle today with Conor Bidet in Australia! For any queries or concerns, our dedicated customer service team is always available to assist you. Discover more about our product at www.conors.com.au

[bidet-australia]

Upgrade Your Bathroom Experience with Bidet Toilets: Find the Best Deals at Bidet Australia

Upgrade your bathroom experience with a bidet toilet from Bidet Australia ! Our high-quality bidet toilets offer a luxurious and hygienic alternative to traditional toilets. With features like adjustable water pressure, heated seats, and customizable settings, you'll never want to go back to a regular toilet again. Our bidet toilets are easy to install and operate, and they're perfect for anyone looking to improve their hygiene and overall bathroom experience. Plus, with Bidet Australia, you can trust that you're getting a reliable and durable product at an affordable price. Don't settle for a mediocre bathroom experience - upgrade to a bidet toilet from Bidet Australia today!

[conorbidet]

How a Bidet Can Improve Hygiene and Comfort in Your Home?

A bidet sprayer can do more than just improve your bathroom hygiene. It can help you save money on toilet paper, reduce your environmental impact, and ensure proper cleaning of sensitive areas. Get a bidet sprayer online at Conor Australia.

The many benefits of using a Bidet:

They enhance the general bathroom experience.

They are good for the environment.

Bidets offer more personal hygiene and are more effective than toilet paper.

Bidets can minimize the spreading of germs.

[buttbuddybidget]

Transform Your Toilet: Butt Buddy’s Top-Rated Bidet Attachment

With Butt Buddy's Best Toilet Attachment Bidet, you can turn your bathroom into a luxurious spa. With its easy installation and universal compatibility, this top-tier bidet attachment is a great option for any home. Every time it is used, the sleek, low-profile design and adjustable water pressure deliver a clean, hygienic, and refreshing experience. In addition to providing complete cleansing, the bidet's dual nozzle design and sturdy, premium materials assure long-lasting use. The best-in-class bidet attachment from Butt Buddy allows you to transform your bathroom to something more pleasant, luxurious, and eco-friendly. Say goodbye to overusing toilet paper.