#aussie rules

[thecosmosisme]

JAMES WORPEL - HAWTHORN HAWKS

[myrtaceaae]

Please I need someone to talk to about my Silmarillion Aussie rules footy au!!!!

[blindbisexualgoose]

AFL is so fruity. What do you mean you’re chasing oiled-up men in booty shorts around and pinning them to the ground because they stole your ball?

[jourple]

I had my non-sporty friends over for the AFL grand final and

did I do it right?

[floralcoven]

Believe it or not this cost me over $7,000, after one of our cats ate some of the brown yarn, it got lodged in its stomach and we had to take it to the emergency vet to have it removed... 🥲 Why the hawks of all teams....

[4whomittolz]

Constantly disappointed with the grassroots online presence of AFL. You search it up on YouTube and the ONLY results are from mainstream media or official channels. It's disheartening to see youtubers that bleed for this sport only get a few thousand views for videos at most, when fan content for other sports is so widespread. Even when the players have youtube channels, they're tiny.

I dunno what I wanna say here, guess its a bit of a shock to me how small a percentage of the overall internet population Aussies really make up.

If you want Footy to grow on the internet, you gotta support your club's youtubers. As a Blues fan, I can't recommend Blue Abroad enough. Tez and everyone that puts work into that channel pour their heart and soul into it and it really shows. For every single game, they do a video and 3 livestreams before, a live watch along, then 2 livestreams and a video after, and that doesn't include the other podcasts he does throughout the week. Tez doesn't care about the parasocial nature of streaming either, the first stream after a game is for Fancams, where he posts a link to call in with a video call from anywhere and chat to him about the game and how you're feeling, and he actually tries to get to know you across multiple appearances. Then only one or two days later he streams a detailed algorithmic analysis of each player. It's seriously the best online community I've ever been in, and I hope fans of other clubs can find someone similar.

[yxnited]

ERROL IS RUNNING ON GRASS AGAIN OH MY GOD WE ALL MOVED

[you-need-not-apply]

I’m in a bind. I fucking hate Collingwood but also fucking hate Essendon so honestly as long as they both miserable I don’t care

[sundaymorningtvu]

Omg I love reading old newspapers from like the seventies or whatever and reading what footballers at that time had to say, the stats from the match or why so and so did what, why and whether or not they got suspended etc. it’s so much fun reading all this stuff

[akaretu]

[the-halls-of-hatchetfield-high]

( another aussie npmd fan :oooo )

// hey hey!!!!!! i sure am ☺️ been a starkid fan since avpm! you have NO idea how excited i am to find another aussie on here, ESPECIALLY a starkid fan! feel free to reach out in asks or dm's anytime <333 //

[floralcoven]

Carlton is such a hard design to replicate more then once accurately 🥴

[thehappyvet]

If you've never watched AFL (Australian Rules Football) there's only one thing you need to know so you look like you've watched you're whole life.

The SECOND someone gets tackled, if they don't try to get rid of the ball straight away, scream "BALL!!!!!" as loud as you can.

That it, that's the only rule.

[pyladeshungover]

cody weightman i love you with your little pink-hair-tie-top-knot