I could write a historical au set in ww1 for last life and just have them all be on the same side but all of them die anyway
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hey guys what the fuck is a thanksgiving and what happens there
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merry george washington crossing the delaware day ! or merry christmas I Guess
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i took me like 14 hours to get to the neighbouring state. bro I on biiiiig island
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shoutout to all my ppl in countries where dates are day/month/year. we will never get to truly experience 4/20
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it feels so weird being included in like europe with eurovision stuff because i am literally on the other side of the world
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it's 7am i woke up to the sound of the wild birds fighting on the roof of my house
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Saw a trail mix in the local servo called “Smelly balls” and honestly that’s such a servo move.
But my favourite ones gotta be the one I went to that was in the in middle of butt fuck, and has coasters and sights saying things like “BOOBS”.
My servo needs needs to up it’s game.
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learned about cockatoos peeling up bird spikes. thats the most cockatoo thing ive ever heard 💀
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Just had a visit from a spider on my goddamn shirt I'm shitting my pants can't tell if it bit me or its just hypochondria
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Still waiting on my lvjy pebblebrain jumper....WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG & I CANT EVEN SEE WERE IT IS AHHHHHHH!?!??!?
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Just had to jump over a huntsman on the top step, then a white-tip was dangling at the top of the stairs and now I find another huntsman mother fucker bigger than the hand of a large man above my brother's bed
WE ARE A HOUSE FULL OF ARACHNOPHOBES
HELP
My cat is trying to climb and get it
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