#author: LadyUrsa

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The Trials and Tribulations of Draco Malfoy's Employment by LadyUrsa - E, 29 chapters, Words: 194,610 - Draco Malfoy, for reasons that no one else fully understood, decided he required a job. A job that, in what he considered to be a horrifying state of affairs, left him partnered with a witch who was irritatingly attractive, frustratingly brilliant, unbearably interesting, and thoroughly Unimpressed by his existence. Draco wished he could return to the time before he passed the curse-breaking exams with scores high enough to make him stuck with the swotty fuckable know-it-all, but now, with his unfortunate amount of competence and his unfortunate assignment, he finds himself sent out on alarmingly dangerous retrievals which are highly likely to result in his perfect face and perfect hair being marred. Copious quantities of Arithmancy are engaged in, peacocks with fancy rich person names are tended to, and unreasonable amounts of unbearably expensive firewhisky are consumed.

The Sickly and Dignified Nuisance of Draco Malfoy's Menagerie by LadyUrsa - T, one-shot - Draco Malfoy was a particularly brilliant man, and thus opted to utilize his magical abilities to their fullest potential. If that potential just so happened to include a peacock with a frequently changing name that got Draco out of doing things he was not overly keen on doing, then that was simply because he was a brilliant tactician. Hermione disagreed. — A one-shot set after The Trials and Tribulations of Draco Malfoy’s Employment.

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Draco Malfoy is bored.

So extremely bored.

The life of a wealthy bachelor is not all it's cracked up to be, so much to the horror of his two best friends, Draco decides to get a job as a curse breaker.

He knows he can handle this. At least he thinks so. What he doesn't think he can handle is whom he has to train under: Hermione Granger.

No one has seen her in years, and she is far removed from the bookish swot he knew in school.

This Hermione is scarred. Tatted. And fucking sexy. Way too sexy.

She's also extremely lethal, and Draco is not afraid to admit to himself that she would and could kill him if he annoys her. Which he does quite a bit.

But there is something also incredibly lonely about her. What happened to turn her into this hardened badass with clavicles that Draco can't stop thirsting over?

As the two of them embark on dangerous quests that involve pyramids, deadly curses, and angry gods, Draco will find that he is definitely not bored anymore.

The author said they were inspired by Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love, and it shows. This is one of the funniest, cleverest fics I've read in a long time.

Hermione is a BAMF. There is no other way to describe her. She has gone through tremendous trauma that isn't explained until much later in the fic, and it will explain just what happened to her, and why she broke off all contacts with her former friends.

Draco is hysterical. He is so posh, and will only talk to a woman if she understands arithmancy. If not, well....he has tons of sick peacocks he can use as an excuse to get away from them.

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💤 [FIC] A Dream of Want 💤

Author: LadyUrsa

Prompt: Non-consensual Somnophilia

Characters/Ship: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy

Rating: E

Words: 5.1k

Tags/Warnings: Rape/non-con, Dark Draco Malfoy, Mind Manipulation, Legilimency, Memory Magic

Summary:

For months now, every time Hermione sleeps during her break at work, she has a recurring dream of fellow Healer Malfoy. It’s just from the stressful nature of her job and from spending hours with him. She’s sure it doesn’t mean anything.

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The Pirates (Authors) Who Don't Do Anything

The Pirates (Authors) Who Don't Do Anything https://ift.tt/pwSu0oH by B_LovedHunter, charingfae, katbenimble, LadyUrsa, MidnightLumos, Sniper_Jade, ThornedHuntress Skulduggery, scallywaggery, and scandal abound on the high seas! A series of pirate AU drabbles created by the Scrivenshaft Hate Club in celebration of MidnightLumos's birthday. Words: 751, Chapters: 1/7, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Ron Weasley Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Lucius Malfoy, Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson Additional Tags: Scrivenshaft Hate Club Approved, Pirates, Just Pirates Everywhere, Alternate Universe, Drabble Collection, Excessive use of the word poppet, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Comedy, Draco you're doing amazing sweetie, Draco has himbo energy, Miscommunication, BAMF Hermione Granger, Draco is too rich to function, Rolled Sleeve Agenda, Sexual Tension, Pirate Captain Lucius Malfoy, Pirate Hermione Granger, Innuendo, POV Hermione Granger via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/qCnZapF March 10, 2024 at 07:24AM

[dramioneasks]

Mutual, I'm Sure - LadyUrsa - E, 8 chapters - If Draco Malfoy could have one wish in his life, it would be to not be a Veela. Wait, no. It would be to not have Hermione Granger be his mate. Fuck, at this point he would settle for Hermione Granger just being aware of the painfully obvious fact that she was his mate. But only as long as it resulted in monogamous bliss. And getting a cat. ** Two meddlesome best friends, two idiots who are bad at feelings, and a snow-filled Christmas reunion in Vermont. The only thing this White Christmas is missing are some musical numbers.