#awww cog i love u

[theloveinc]

caitie do u want a niche perfume rec? im honestly rlly bored, just tell me what kind of scents you like and i’ll look for one

cog, you are so kind to offer!! i'd love recs, tho i don't know much about perfume so idk how helpful i'll be in terms of telling u what i like (and ofc, no worries at all if u change ur mind <3)

some perfumes i like in general, tho........ LOVE anything by sol de janiero (i collect their scents, killing myself for not managing to get sea&sol and tropical nights) + rituals... (the one i have has been retired sadly)... also replica? i don't have any but my friend does and every time i come over i'm smelling them ALL lol, i'll have to ask which ones. she also has fat electrician by etat libre d'orange, which is for men but smells SO good.

this is super embarrassing too, but moschino pink fresh + saint by kvd i LOVE... and less embarassing uhhh clementine california by atelier cologne, which is really beachy. my mom ofc got me daisy by marc jacobs when i was in highschool too jdsfajkdf.

but other than that idk really know abt scents, i apologize!! ig i'd say spicy vanilla, salty smells tend to be my range. i'm really trying to get better at perfumes bc i wanna wear more of them in the future, but so far i haven't done much to reach that goal.

which is just to say i appreciate u! and honestly would love to hear about your preferences too if picking for me is too much<333 thank u so much for stopping by anyway🫶🏻🥳

[hatkuu]

Kuu... Pal.... Friend.... Amiga..... Android Kylar is ALL I WANT NOW ANSBDBDJSJDN

I can just imagine coming home from work to your cute little android security system only for him to pounce the MOMENT he catches a whiff of you (he's gotta have heightened sense to keep u safe ofc ofc!!!!) He's been so good all day! Look! Everything is clean and put away just like you asked!! You really need to start bringing him to work with you!!! How can he keep you safe if he's stuck in ur house all day?? :(((

But it's okay because he makes up for it <3 massive schlong attachment or not he's an android he has nearly infinite stamina! After all he's had all day to charge! So let him give you a full body massage after your long day! He'll massage every <3 single <3 part <3 of <3 you <3<3<3 and that definitely means your ass and thighs and everything in between <3 You'll be seeing stars before he even puts a single finger in you!!! It's his job to take care of his human right? Because while you may have paid for his purchase...

You.

Belong.

To.

Him <3

SOBBING BC IM SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING RN AND YOU'VE GOT ME THINKING ABOUT ANDROID KYLAR AUAGGGG

anyways. puffy i know this was you bc ... WHO ELSE WOULD WRITE A WHOLE NOVEL IN MY INBOX AAAUGHHH!! i don't think i can top this. how does one respond to this at ALL????

tell me why id want to bring android kylar to work with me JUST to see the chaos unfold???? literally gnashes his teeth and stares. actually no GLARES at anyone who gets even a liiiittle bit too close. i love him. you can quite literally hear the cogs turning inside his head whenever you talk to anyone - like he's committing their face to memory (HE MOST DEFINITELY IS BUT FOR ALLLL THE WRONG REASONS) - and you're like "awww!! he's learning!!" but he's actually calculating the success rate of getting away with murder....

definitely assumes that you're his from the get go!! what do you mean you want to see other people??? isn't he enough for you :(???

idk. i just love this lil creep.

also when you first have sex when you orgasm for the first time he's just looming over you. staring. you're like... "kylar?!?!?" thinking you broke him or something but he's committing your 'o' face to memory :) very sweet and cute

[twilightofthe]

Chapter Twelve liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2!  Let’s go!!!

Ok so I already see Greef on the thumbnail for this and the summary mentions old allies, guess we’re meeting back up with Greef and Cara

Once more Din’s Space Honda is a wreck

You better not be asking the baby for ship advice dude

ALSKDJFLJSKDK YOU ACTUALLY ARE

DIN THAT IS A CHILD

EARLY FATHER/SON BONDING????

DIN NOOOOOOO XD XD XD XD

HE’S GONNA SHOCK HIMSELF

HE FUCKING SHOCKED HIMSELF DIN NO YOU BITCH

Ok good he got a reward for his troubles

Aw poor single dad

Whoooop someone’s remodeled the Mando covert

Hey space squirrel!

Oop dead space squirrel

Lol these dudes are dead 

Oh Cara, was expecting Din, but my opinion stands

Ok she’s still a human wrecking ball

Aaaaand now she’s got an animal sidekick xD

The Siege?  That don’t sound good at all lol.  

Oooof I swear this ship wasn’t as junky when we first saw it

SAME GREEF THE CHILD IS EVERYTHING

LISTEN TO HIS BABY TALK

Awwww there’s a school!!

Din c’mon it’s not like you haven’t left the kid with total strangers like five times already

Awwwww Yodito’s making FRIENDS

Lol wait is that kid eating macarons?

LAKSDFLKDSKLJK BABY FUCKING STOLE THE MACARONS THAT’S IMPROPER FORCE USAGE XD

Heyyyy it’s Mythrol!!  Lol and he basically pissed himself

Hah this is why you don’t come back to visit family Din, they always have favors for you 

Lol I kinda love these dicks bullying Mythrol for absolutely no reason

Ok if y’all are tryna scare Mythrol into coming w/ y’all cuz lava tide, why aren’t you at all concerned with your only ride out getting fried by it?

Aw I hope Mythrol doesn’t die from all of this he doesn’t deserve thiiiiis xD

There’s no guard rail on this WELCOME TO STAR WARS MYTHROL

Wtf are in those tanks

LAKSDJFLKSK ARE THOSE DEADASS SNOKE CLONES??!?!?!??!?!

HOLY SHIT THEY’RE ACTUALLY GETTING INTO THE PALPATINE CLONING CLUSTERFUCK

“Pardon me” hah I love Mythrol

M COUNT?

MIDICHLORIAN COUNT?!?!?!

HOLY SHIT THAT’S HOW THEY’RE TYING THIS INTO THE SEQUELS

THEY WANTED BABY YODA BECAUSE HE’S GOT HIGH MIDICHLORIANS SO THEY CAN TRANSFER THEM TO THE PALPACLONE SINCE REY’S DAD WAS BORN WITH NO FORCE JUICE

Baby Yoda is deadass a donor baby they created

Wait a sec but since when can you transfer midichlorians between subjects?

Or maybe you can’t and that’s what Pershing and the likes are experimenting with rn

OOP OH NO YEP YOU BETTER GET YOUR SON MANDO

“There they are!  Blast ‘em!” is like legit 80% of the dialogue in all of STar Wars

Oh damn so that’s how Cara drives

And awww Mythrol’s speeder!!!!

Oh whoop that’s a bomb that other trooper has

And Greef has em

Oop TIES

Aaaand now they don’t have a gun

Wait “almost there” so those TIEs are just gonna what, stop at some imaginary land boundary?

Oh hey it’s Din!  And his ship’s fixed

And Baby Yoda I would Die For You but that’s nothing new

LAKDSJFLKSDJKFSLK HE STILL HAS HIS LIL BLUE MACAROOOOOOONS!!!!!

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY WATCHING HIS FATHER DOING VIOLENCE

Uhhhh Din ur ship’s kinda trash idk if it’s built for ur fancy kind of stunt flying......

Eh if it works it works

Din craves validation from his-- EW VOMIT

Aaaaand Din has Dad Duty and can’t go for drinks xD

Noooo Greef mention the Palpaclones!!!!!

a “’gram?” what’s that?  Space telegrams now???

Cara’s squirrel friend again!!!

Listen to the officer Cara u gotta let them know before Palps can come back

Aw shit right she’s from Alderaan jeez that has to suck

Ooooop that’s a Star Destroyer

Oh I feel like I’ve seen this actress

OOOP THAT MECHANIC WAS A SPYYYYYY OH NOOOOOOOO NOW THEY’RE TRACKING DIN’S SHIP AAAAAAAAAAA

Ok I love Gideon’s musical theme

Wait what are those things are those the sith troopers???

Hey and Carl Weathers did this one!!!  Good on him acting AND directing it

Ok this is gonna be very interesting, it seems like The Mando Show is actually gonna try and attempt to patch up some of the holes in the sequel trilogy like how the First Order was able to form AND how Sidious was able to return if I’m right and Baby Yoda is one of the cogs in the cloning project

Next episode’s probs gonna be the Ahsoka episode but gah I’m still really hmmmm about her showing up, but eh don’t mind me

[hgfstreamchats]

The BFG

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:43 PM Hello! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:43 PM Is There A High Thursday Picture Show Gloss? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:43 PM Hello, and there is! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:43 PM

Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:44 PM Hiya!! What's the movie? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:44 PM and or possibly game highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:45 PM The BFG. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:45 PM OOO Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:45 PM Ohhh!! I love that one!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:46 PM Oh!  That's a fun one mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:46 PM never even heard of it but i want GIVE highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:46 PM Then you're in for a ride. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:46 PM i wish i had nitro

mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:47 PM hullo concept: gloss that gets you high Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:49 PM I think that's just certain types of varnish. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:49 PM Oh it has the reduced quality warning already, a good sign mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:49 PM ugh my wifi is bad rn highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:52 PM Picture, sound, yes, no? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:52 PM dsfngsdjfgnsdf it tells me you're not even sharing your screen Aha! PICTURE And sound!! YESSSSS highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:53 PM Glorious! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:53 PM Working alright! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:54 PM so what IS this Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Wait.... this isn't the movie I know at all! There's another one? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Oh yes! You thought this was the coherent one? Not a chance. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Oho!  So it's not the recent one? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:54 PM It's based off a book by the guy who wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Factory The new one is COHERENT? THEN WHAT IS THIS GONNA BE highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:55 PM Well, I for one am very excited about this.

Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:55 PM same, tbh (For you, this must be a horror movie opening... because Owl) highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:55 PM Off to a horrific start. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:55 PM Is the owl going to take someone on a MAGICAL ADVENTURE? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:56 PM Okay is it just QUIET or am i not hearing it at all thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:56 PM and/or steal their sibling? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:56 PM There's soft music mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:56 PM I'm having to turn my volume up a bit much to properly hear like, even the dialog Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:56 PM ....I can't understand a word they're saying, but there is in fact sound, for me highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:57 PM Better? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Ohhhh this is on youtube?  Could I have the link?  The actual stream's kinda... jerky for me.  Keep having to stop watching and then watch again highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:58 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ86qPEsmK8&ab_channel=SimpsonsClips24 YouTube SimpsonsClips24 Roald Dahl's The BFG (1989) - Full Movie (FULLY RESTORED)

mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:58 PM My own wifi is causing issues but i would think so thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Thank you! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:58 PM i hope highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:58 PM 5:07. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:59 PM Got it! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:59 PM Wonderful! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:00 PM i think it's better, ill let you know if it's still an issue when things are like, actively going on Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:00 PM snatch thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:00 PM Oh no! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:02 PM That kid surely has whiplash by now thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:02 PM Right? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:02 PM OH SURE. OF COURSE THE OTHER GUYS DON'T WEAR PANTS. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:04 PM I'm at my max volume and im still having trouble hearing thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:04 PM Oh, good!  Accents! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:04 PM "OI VOTED TWICE FOR LEAVE, OI DIDS!" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:06 PM Oh no. P u n s. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:06 PM how COULD she think otherwise! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:06 PM It's a mystery! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:07 PM I'm just vibing and listening to this in the background I think either my headphones are bunk or my ears are thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:08 PM Sorry if you've already checked, but are they plugged in all the way mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:10 PM They're bluetooth But I'm at max volume and can still barely make it out Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Oh wait! Discord has its own volume slider, have you checked that yet? Like, in your own call mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:11 PM I'm on mobile That's also at max Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Awww :/ thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:12 PM "well, since I'm trapped here forever, I guess I CAN keep a secret" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Oop that's way better thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM good job! That water looks... unwholesome ...is it booze Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:20 PM No... it's Fart Soda. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:20 PM ............................................ Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:20 PM WAIT A MINUTE. THERE'S A SONG ABOUT IT?? ......Okay, okay, that's probably more true to the book.... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:21 PM oh my god Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:21 PM I KNOW. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:21 PM "No!" It would have been less uncomfortable if he'd just loaded her up with liquor. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:22 PM :point_up_2: mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:22 PM as someone who's listening and not watching: What's a whizzpop fizzbang thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:23 PM It's a fart that makes you fly up in the air somehow. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:23 PM Someone else explain this so I don't have to. Thank you. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:24 PM I swear I'm not making this up. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:24 PM Also your species is disgusting. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:24 PM agreed thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:24 PM This is NOT representative. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:24 PM Listen, you're not wrong, but we don't do that-- thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:24 PM it is 100% fake highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:24 PM Too late. These things can't be unknown. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:24 PM admittedly while our modes of failure are more numerous, yours are more explosive. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Oh slag, what did I miss? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:25 PM There was a song about farts. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Time to rewind it so Smokescreen can be subjected to it. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Farts... NO mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:25 PM for instance: Humans when they get shot in the heart just die quietly, meanwhile you guys explode Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:25 PM I'M GOOD thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Yes, let's! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:25 PM You don't die when you get shot!! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:26 PM we can pull a joint and collapse, you can pull a T-cog and turn into a metal ball instead of a car Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:26 PM ......I'm not listening to this again. No. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:26 PM What would happen if you stood on your head after eating a whizzpop fizzbang Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:27 PM That drink looks delicious am I going to regret saying that Oh. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:27 PM Yes.  Oh. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:28 PM I can only assume you'd be flattened by g-forces, if you stood on your head. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:29 PM failing that the bubbles get confused, and you explode hilariously. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:29 PM No, no, it's the gas that goes down.  So you'd just burp. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:29 PM no you'd explode Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:29 PM So what happens if you chug the whole thing mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:29 PM humans need more ways to explode, cybertronians get all the fun. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:29 PM ....oh right, you do have a point NOT THE EXPLODING THING MY MESSAGE SENT AT A BAD TIME mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:29 PM YES the exploding thing Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:30 PM NO!! WE CAN EXPLODE IN SO MANY WAYS, WE DON'T NEED MORE mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:30 PM THE GIANT ROBOTS HAVE MORE WAY TO EXPLODE THAN WE DO. THEY ARE WINNING. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:30 PM ... Wait, so this is the BFG, right? I can't believe they made a story called the Big Fucking Gun mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:30 PM yeah that's what they're on a quest to get the small child needs the Big Fucking Gun to murder the giant with to take its powers and become giant themself Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:32 PM I have to say, I very much admire the people that painted the backgrounds thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:32 PM Definitely Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:35 PM What decade is this from again? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:36 PM 1980s. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:37 PM Ooooooooo Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:37 PM I thought I recognized those synth noises. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:38 PM has someone exploded yet Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:39 PM Not yet. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:39 PM boooo Mimic — Yesterday at 10:39 PM hello! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:39 PM Hello!  You missed an entire musical number about... farts. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:40 PM I... wish that was not something that has occurred more than once in my life highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:41 PM "I gets a tingly feeling when I peeks into the bedroom window." Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:41 PM Oh. Oh no highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:41 PM Aaand then this happens. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:41 PM I kind of wonder if he's supposed to be doing this mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:41 PM whaaaaats happenin Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:41 PM Oh, this feels like my nightmares, synth and everything Mimic — Yesterday at 10:41 PM the shit animated movies used to get away with Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:41 PM Less Optimus though highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Mine could do with a little less synth and a little more Optimus. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM :smirk: Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Well, in fairness, that is the most accurate animated version of a dream I've ever seen. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Are you SURE you want Optimus to stare at you in utter disappointment, Woojit? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Wait, you guys both dream about synth noises? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Don't all dreams contain an aggressive synth soundtrack? Mimic — Yesterday at 10:43 PM mine do occasionally get aggressively vaporwave... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:44 PM Sure, hold her up so she can see someone get murdered Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:44 PM The moral of this story is don't sleep with your windows open. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:44 PM That sounds like the opposite of a problem. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:45 PM Woojit, I would love to swap dreams with you if I could. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:45 PM Honestly, I hardly ever remember my dreams' sounds. Once, a sound around me worked into a dream... so I know it must happen, but. I can't remember synth soundtracks. .......They could be there. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:45 PM PPHPHFFFF- The queen? You sure? Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:46 PM I can and will. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:46 PM Pffffff So is it like, his job, supernaturally, to give people dreams?  Or is it more of a hobby Is he the sandman highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:47 PM A very questionable hobby. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:47 PM ... Is he responsible for ALL dreams? Like. All dreams? Even the questionable ones? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:47 PM He did sort of imply, when they were in dream country, that they can go to people on their own. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:47 PM definitely a hobby. he greatly enjoys sneaking good dreams into the ears of sleeping children. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:47 PM His whole bit about catching the bad dreams so nobody will have them Just seems... weird and intrusive mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:48 PM brb I've gotta do a Thing that the stream audio will distract me from Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:48 PM But like.... What about the dreams that are... you know. Funner. I don't think I want HIM to make those dreams for me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:48 PM Like I said!  Weird and intrusive. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Oh he makes those dreams for you just for you Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:50 PM Noooooo mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:50 PM we all get them from our brains but you get BFG made ones as a treat Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:50 PM That explains a lot mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:50 PM from the big fucking gun Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:50 PM He can keep those dreams highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:51 PM The BFG enjoys the noises you make when you sleep. You specifically. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:52 PM You know? I think I can go a few nights without sleeping! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:53 PM Shhhhh your brain makes your dreams, too. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:53 PM This maid is having a very weird day. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:53 PM and you're sure he won't be waiting? just... waiting for you, specifically, to sleep? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:53 PM "Come speak to me from the only angle they felt the need to draw me at." Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:53 PM .... Hey, Woojit, how long can a bot go without sleeping? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:54 PM Why are the maid's eyes all blue like that?  Has she been at the spice? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:54 PM She's wracked by lead poisoning. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:54 PM "It stands for big fucking gun!" And then he leads an assassination attempt thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:55 PM Ha! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:55 PM "WhoOAAh." Mimic — Yesterday at 10:55 PM "OKAY, THIS MIGHT AS WELL BE HAPPENING" highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:55 PM You'll pass out, but not before hallucinating the BFG. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:56 PM :trauma: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:56 PM "Oh dear, she's frightfully dead." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Oh god Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Well, this scene is oddly exact to the newer one. Framing and all. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Where is Parliament in all of this? Mimic — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Also, is the queen sedated?! she is taking all this way too calmly thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:57 PM She's super high Mimic — Yesterday at 10:58 PM yeah, that tracks Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:59 PM I wish I could be that high! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:59 PM "anymore" Mimic — Yesterday at 11:00 PM okay, high on what, because unless she produces thc in her bloodstream we are rapidly outpacing "high on weed" and approaching "high on multiple types of opiate" Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:01 PM These all sound like viable Decepticon names. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:01 PM The queen can't feel her feet. She doesn't even care that a giant just soiled himself in front of her breakfast table. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:01 PM MORE DAKA Mimic — Yesterday at 11:02 PM MORE DAKKA thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM More dakka! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:04 PM Ah yes... the cheerful music over the imposing brigade of helicopters I feel like the tone is... off thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:04 PM Flying into the Eye of Sauron Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:05 PM I feel like this violates a lot of laws of both worlds. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:05 PM ARE THOSE DINOSAURS thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM At this point, why not! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:07 PM How are they not waking up. Never mind..... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:08 PM Gosh, I think I saw a porno like this once Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:08 PM you what? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:08 PM Nothing Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:08 PM ... Where Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:08 PM I was about to say, I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Whoops! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Be aware of your surroundings! Zombieland rules, dammit! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:11 PM Wait... they call him the BFG?? But they're so much bigger than him?? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:11 PM Maybe they don't know what it stands for? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:11 PM might be sarcasm. "Oh, look at you being big enough to be friendly instead of murderous like us" Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:11 PM Instead of freeing his compatriots or neutralizing the humans, he stomps off to fight alone. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Well, they don't seem very bright Mimic — Yesterday at 11:12 PM ... wait, did the BFG inspire the house elves in Harry Potter. 'cause looking at him getting shaken around reminds me a loooot of Dobby Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM He doesn't seem to be the sharpest when it comes to strategy. ...Or teeth, for that matter. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM OH god, you're right Dobby is not eating humans! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Other giants is bad, evil giants! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:15 PM "Oi is not a traitor because..........." Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Why did the giant have an ass like that. They did not have to do that. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:16 PM There were a lot of things in this movie they didn't have to do Mimic — Yesterday at 11:16 PM no they did not, but like the sculptors of the Mothman statue, they cared highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:19 PM Plot twist, the BFG was a remorseless child eater and he just eliminated the competition. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM The dreams are so they don't struggle. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:19 PM "None of yis are safe!" Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:19 PM PFFFFF- Can you imagine? Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:19 PM Shhh, no tears, only dreams. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:20 PM oh. he's making blowing dreams ... That explains a lot thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:20 PM oh. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:20 PM Oh, so he's the one responsible for those? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:20 PM That explains some of the weird Shockwave dreams. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:20 PM I"m sure everyone has weird Shockwave dreams. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:21 PM Are you even a Cybertronian if you don't have a weird dream about Shockwave at least once? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:21 PM Absolutely not. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:21 PM ... What are your Shockwave dreams/nightmares like, Woojit? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:22 PM They usually involve him doing sordid things to me and taking down the numbers. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:22 PM Yeah, that sounds about right. Does his eye turn into a horrifying, yet alluring mouth in your dreams, too? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:22 PM He doesn't even have a house. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM He doesn't even have food for her. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:23 PM Not yet, but they just might start now. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:23 PM You're welcome, Woojit! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:23 PM THE SONG IS BACK. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM :frowning: Mimic — Yesterday at 11:23 PM was it important enough to warrant being hte credits song highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM l dream of Soundwave's eye mouth while this song plays. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:24 PM He can do some impressive things with it!! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM I'm sure he can! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:24 PM He can eat an entire energon cube, cube and all! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:24 PM this is an endorsement? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:24 PM .....Is this a bad time to mention I have a small figure of Shockwave, and I put a googly eye where his eye is? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:24 PM that makes you an artist Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:25 PM I am! I painted the figure too, I painted most ones I have thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:25 PM This is the perfect time to mention that. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM I wouldn't even have thought to mention it, except I laughed really hard at it while sleep-deprived last night lmao Mimic — Yesterday at 11:26 PM what I'm saying specifically is that act awes me with your creative direction Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:26 PM Oh boy!! I wanna play Raid Shadow Legends now! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM ndksfjgnsdklfjg I think I saw someone else do it first tbh I forget where or who though Mimic — Yesterday at 11:27 PM if you don't remember where you got it but still acted on it and enjoyed the result, I can still appreciate you chose to do that Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM Thank you, he looks ridiculous Mimic — Yesterday at 11:28 PM good thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:31 PM I love it ...this is like dwarf fortress except your guys don't trigger the traps highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Oh no. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM :person_facepalming: Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:34 PM I hear human flesh and I. I need to head back home and grab dinner! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:34 PM Smokescreen????? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:34 PM I forgot to grab a snack before I got here! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:34 PM What exactly are you having for dinner :angry: Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:34 PM NOT HUMAN thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM We just watched a WHOLE MOVIE about how that's bad! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:35 PM ... sus Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:35 PM It's Energon! Made into noodles and stuff! Nothing like humans, I think thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM okay good Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:35 PM What kinda bot do you think I am?? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:36 PM I am now wondering what the equivalent of cheap ramen is for you thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM One who hears about eating human flesh and thinks of dinner, apparently! ...So, farting is a theme for this stream, huh. "Let's go straight to hell!" Oh my god He's sleeping. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:43 PM Suggestions to end the night on, anyone? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:43 PM oh! I have one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsNAu72v2Yc YouTube Screen Rant CATS Pitch Meeting

mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:45 PM Like a second big thing or just random videos thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:45 PM "and the prize is... death!" "oh, my god" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:47 PM i have a thing lemme get a link https://youtu.be/okFP92BfkUU YouTube Alex Bale SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #4: The Evolution Theory

I'm entirely serious highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:47 PM "Because." Mimic — Yesterday at 11:48 PM "Now you're getting it!" "No, I'm not, no." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:48 PM "barely an inconvenience!" Mimic — Yesterday at 11:48 PM btw, there's one of these for the Bayformers movie too. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:49 PM "oh right, oh my god" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:50 PM i still offer the Spunch Bop theory Mimic — Yesterday at 11:50 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKCZttlAj1E and I offer this YouTube Screen Rant Transformers Pitch Meeting

mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:51 PM dear god his optics Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:52 PM :eye: :eye: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:52 PM accurate Mimic — Yesterday at 11:52 PM hah! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:54 PM very efficient! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:54 PM "Kind of." mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:54 PM Is that something the allspark can do at all like just point it at a car and suddenly it's a car Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:54 PM Is someone's mic on? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:54 PM or did they just bullshit that IT WAS MINE OH NO Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:55 PM I just heard a very tiny laugh, it's fine thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:55 PM Gosh I wonder why Megatron would be mad at this point :thinking: Barely an inconvenience! "what" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:57 PM i once again offer: https://youtu.be/okFP92BfkUU YouTube Alex Bale SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #4: The Evolution Theory

this nonsense highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:57 PM I'm afraid that's where we need to pack it in. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:57 PM well, thank you for the stream! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Aw Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Thanks!! It was........ well it was fun at least highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:57 PM It was...something! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:58 PM It Was A Thing! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:58 PM Thank you for hosting! :smile: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:58 PM Good night everyone, and as always, thank you for coming! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:58 PM good night, and thank you! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:58 PM Gnight!<3 Thank you for hosting! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:58 PM Despite making us listen to the fart song three times. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:58 PM THERE WAS THAT, YES. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:58 PM night! thanke! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Goodnight!

[cheryllcher]

desperada reaction

sooo i wasnt gonna do this originally but since im up might as well :)) also again like for reflekdoll im on mobile so i cant add a keep reading thingy sorryyyy :< please skip if u dont wanna see spoilers

-okay this is normal kitty section practicing

-and then the girls talkimg about how lukanette is cute. i can see those cogs in ur head turning alya

-okayokay i dont ship them but them playing guitar together is honestly cute

-from the moment adrien and kagami comes till they all went upstairs: oof that's a bit cringy dksjdj

- no offense kagami i mean i understand if u guys are comfortable with it no hate but um isnt that a biiiiit close he needs his personal space and all--

-awww luka is just so chill abt the whole thing even tho marinette literally pushed him away for adrien U DESERVE MORE PRECIOUS BOI

-boyfriend pfffft-- i almost spit out my drink no joke i was really caught off guard

-jagged being dramatic: MOOD

-isnt that from mari's insta?? i mean isnt anarki leaving been a while already and this album is pretty recent this doesnt really make sense??

-anarki and jagged?? OMG COULD HE BE THE DAD?? IM SMELLING THEORIES NOW

-marinette used to play the flute fslsls now i wanna see this

-ohno ohhhhhhno nononono why do u do this mairnette NO

-hey i really like the akuma's design and the voice really suits her. nice

- luka and adrien being bros YES THIS IS GOOD

-awwww luka u sweet sweet boy please stay safe sfslsldldllf

-MORE BROS HELPING BROS YES WE NEED LUKA AND ADRIEN FRIENDSHIP

-woah so does ladybug just see the world in monochrome when she's transformed?? i thought that only works for lucky charm?? someone pls ask thomas about this please

-adrien: oh shoot im cat noir and ladybug's calling me send help me: HE'S RIGHT THEREEEEEEEEEEE

-OH YES IS THIS WHERE VIPEREON COMES IN PLS SAY YES

-woah there's a room in the sewer?? woah.

-oh poor pigeons they just wanna eat

-uh-oh. why do i feel like somethings gonna go wrong when she has that love-sick look

-the im-trying-hard-not-to-cringe-look master fu is a mood honestly

-adrien agreste's literally right beside u--

-"i have an incredible nose" then why cant u sniff out the fact that marinette is ladybuggggggg

-awwww plagg sounds sad ISSOKAY I LOVE UUU

-adrien u lovesick fool cinnimon bun i love u but this is only gonna bring trouble djsbdjcjd

-OH woahhhhh aspik appears okay i was not expect this idk how to feel xkdjxnsk also sass is so chill must. protect him. ahhhhhh

- marinette laughing at adrien's jokes okay cool cool okay maybe cat noir will say the same thing and she will be annoyed

-marinetteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee WHYYY CANT U JUST- the cat's gone when adrien appears WHY U HAVE TO BE SO DENSE

-"we're okay without him" ohno he looks hurt djdjdjdkkd

-nooooooo plaggggggg don't be sad :<

-OMG ADRIEN DID U JUST REVEAL URSELF AND CONFESSED- oh she looks kinda pissed tho oof

-"trying for months and some long number" omg this is literally me i would have said that too oops but poor boi couldnt stand seeing his lady hurt :(

-okay the cheek kiss is cute NOW WE NEED MORE MARICHAT--

- HOOOOOO VIPEREON'S TRANSFORMATION IS COOL WUT AND HE WANTS TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY PROTECT THIS BOIIIIII

-I KNEW IT I KNEW IT SHE GOT ANNOYED WHEN THE CAT SAID IT I KNEW IT

-the wink thooooooo

-ah another day another time the eiffel tower gets destroyed somehow

-that soft look after ladybug leaves is cuteee

-i still think jagged stone's the dad

-um i mean u cant exactly force someone to make a choice in the love department until they're ready kagami but okay .-.

-YES PREACH ALYA SAY IT LOUDER

[fullmetal-the-last-alchemist]

mtmte issue #57 last issue!!! anyways if prowl doesn’t die im gonna feel cheated. that goes double for sentinel

me seeing the cover: wrow i don’t care

lj: hes got the sans undertale eye

me: shut UPPPP

‘that’s, uh, that’s bad....’ dhgskhkJSHDGH

omg it’s everyone getting on the lost light!! i love brainstorm

swerve what the fuck??

‘last light’ eyyyyyy

sdjghkjhKHDSG GOD sentinel is such a cishet dude like ‘wow ur showing concern for another dude? that’s gay and lame and ur weak’ like ????? jesus he’s the worst. go be homophobic somewhere else

‘he’s dead!’ me: :D

sentinel is just a fuckin head huh

no!!!!! don’t hurt cerebros!!!!!!!!

wow prowl is alive. well. alright. he sure hit sentinel with somehting huh?

REWIND.......rewind 1......oh fam, i’m so sad

ohh red alert’s finding his autobot porn, zoinks

when did rewind get a chin?? tf

‘don’t give in’ ???? what’s up with red’s memories.....

‘prowl scowl’ dhgjkhsgd

‘living the dream’ dhgfjkSDHG SAME FORT MAX

oh my GOD prowl’s table flipping skills are coming in handy?? they’re fucking PLOT RELEVENT???? jro i’d take a bullet for you, holy shit

lotsa. big robos

YO NICE, GO FORT MAX

‘i know what i mean’ dhgksjhdg shut the fuck up prowl

another flashback, with rung this time!!! love him

oooohhh, not a flashback..so cool

oh - geez, red....

NO!!! DON’T HURT RED, YOU HOMOPHOBIC FUCK

ok thank fuck sentinel is dead, cool

but all the robos, all the Big Boys, are still headed for cybertron? at least it’ll take them longer to get there now

aww cerebros and red washing t-cogs..that’s so cute and domestic thank u

aaaaaand prowl ruins everything. fuck off and leave please. also wtf u don’t deserve two eyeballs

cerebros tapping fort max on the nose w the soap..thats SO FUCKING CUTE OH MY GOD

that next shot is..so domestic and good. prowl and three bfs who all don’t like him

‘a good ten, fifteen percent’ dhgjskJHSKDG

RED ALERT NO WAIT NO BUDDY - THERE’S DEFINITELY A HIDDEN MESSAGE THERE DHHHHDHSHDF CMONNNN

awww ‘mtmte 2012-2016′ that’s so cute and good!!!!!