#cognacqueen666

[theloveinc]

if someone offered u a million bucks to rim dwayne the rock johnson for four hours, would u?

is that even a question??????? OBVIOUSLY. he looks like he keeps clean and i want a million bucks. four hours is nothing for that.

[ihatebnha]

uhm so like.. tried making saint hildegard von bingen’s cookies of joy.. substituted spelt flour for coconut flour.. and used an empty religious candle as a cookie cutter.. and rolling pin.. end result was tasty but.. not great😭

do u think bakugo would bash me over the head with the same cookie cutter candle i used for this omg😭

hmmmmmmmmmm... i think he'd dock you points for using improper tools and the fact that it doesn't look like the picture (also are those... crosses? on your cookies? bakugo would say "instead of ALMONDS?")......... but WOULD give u credit for uniformity and the fact that they're edible.

so i wouldn't say beat. maybe just... yell at u for not asking to use his rolling pin and cutters. Also he'd probably only eat like. two. but that's most likely a meal plan thing, idk.

[seakicker]

juju pls give me ur thoughts on my skrunkly, he is not very smart but he is very strong and fertile🥰

GOOD THING BRAINS ARE NEVER A REQUIREMENT IN THE BREEDING PROCESS 😈 why waste time on frivolous thinks like “logical thought” and “reasoning” when you could be putting that energy towards knocking your s/o up instead!!!!!

idk who this is but he’s a certified boinky spunge if u ask me. a certified blorbo

[dabisbratz]

if someone offered u a million bucks to rim dwayne the rock johnson for four hours, would u?

mhm but id only need two hours ૮꒰ྀི ⸝⸝ɞ̴̶̷ ·̫ ‹⸝⸝ ꒱ྀིა

[tteokdoroki]

just blocked any and all angst tags #selfcare i pray for fluff + smut😭

me about to put out some hefty angst in the next few weeks

[theloveinc]

when u and Dabi become official, he steals one of ur t-shirts and uses it as a pillowcase, and holds it v close and never washes it even tho he drools quite a bit🥰

You find the shirt-pillow-case a couple weeks (months?) later and it smells SO greasy. Probably turned a weird, off-shade, too, from all the dirt it's accumulated... yet Dabi still tries to fight you about washing it because he's afraid you'll take it away from him.

(The only reason he finally agrees is because you threaten not to sleep next to him if he brings it in bed with you... and even then, he stands right behind you when you're taking it out of the dryer just so he can snatch it right back and hide it away for another 3-5 months).

You already know he refused your offer to get him a real case a long time ago, too. It's the shirt or nothing for him adfjkkadjf, his emotional support dirty laundry.

Heart eyes smh😔💕

[theloveinc]

caitie i need ur opinion on my skrunkly.. hes not very smart but he’s very strong and fertile🥰

Your skrunkly!!! He sure is… something. The hair, cape and expression are making me laugh, but the body? 😏😏😏now there’s a guy who pick you up and carry you over one single puddle.

Let’s see though… he definitely looks like the type who’d be into letting you sniff his boxers, also that he’d love smelling YOURS, and… correct me if I’m wrong, but that he’d let you order bottomless mimosas when you’re out at brunch TOO… so, I say he gets the caitie stamp of approval (barely).

I don’t wanna babysit your kids though, no offense.

[theloveinc]

hi caitie, just here to say that if it is truly time to let ihb rest, please know that we all love u and will continue to support u in all ur future endeavors, mwah mwah, kiss kiss

-Love, Bakugou’s #1 boxer sniffer ❤️

QUEEEEEEEN (or b1bs🤔), thank u so much!!! hopefully i can keep doing the same for all of you too (even if minimally), cuz i swear, u guys were doing half the work LOL!🖤

no, but i'm serious. wouldn't have been the same without u and i appreciate this TONS. kisses right back to u.

[ihatebnha]

happy birthday from the person who sent u an ask about sniffing bakugo’s dirty underwear back in like december 2021 <3 WE LOVE U CAITIE

[theloveinc]

hi cato!! just wondering if you received my ask with the recs :>

hello!!😚Thank u for checking, I did indeed get it… just got a little flustered by it so I’ve yet to decide how to respond and say thank u👉🏻👈🏻 but it’s def there and ily!!

[theloveinc]

caitie do u want a niche perfume rec? im honestly rlly bored, just tell me what kind of scents you like and i’ll look for one

cog, you are so kind to offer!! i'd love recs, tho i don't know much about perfume so idk how helpful i'll be in terms of telling u what i like (and ofc, no worries at all if u change ur mind <3)

some perfumes i like in general, tho........ LOVE anything by sol de janiero (i collect their scents, killing myself for not managing to get sea&sol and tropical nights) + rituals... (the one i have has been retired sadly)... also replica? i don't have any but my friend does and every time i come over i'm smelling them ALL lol, i'll have to ask which ones. she also has fat electrician by etat libre d'orange, which is for men but smells SO good.

this is super embarrassing too, but moschino pink fresh + saint by kvd i LOVE... and less embarassing uhhh clementine california by atelier cologne, which is really beachy. my mom ofc got me daisy by marc jacobs when i was in highschool too jdsfajkdf.

but other than that idk really know abt scents, i apologize!! ig i'd say spicy vanilla, salty smells tend to be my range. i'm really trying to get better at perfumes bc i wanna wear more of them in the future, but so far i haven't done much to reach that goal.

which is just to say i appreciate u! and honestly would love to hear about your preferences too if picking for me is too much<333 thank u so much for stopping by anyway🫶🏻🥳

[dabisbratz]

sonny!! what were ur thoughts on portals!!

hmmmmm it was okay!!! i think i’m still hooked on the crybaby nostalgia from when i was like…ten)); i really like the contortionist n tunnel vision though!! what about you?

[theloveinc]

@cognacqueen666 can bakugo and I come over and have an orgy w/ u

[ihatebnha]

katsuki catching reader touching themselves while sniffing his boxers.. idk why but this thought just entered my head..

[tteokdoroki]

if you think about it, “She’s my Favorite Girl!” feels kinda like a prequel to “The Worst Intentions”, Except this implies that your parents never met Katsuki lmao.

also the two fics take place in completely different aus :(( but it is nice to think about it too!! i still think katsuki would have to go through the ‘what are your intentions with my kid?’ thing if he started dating you, no matter how close your families are

[tteokdoroki]

hii!! i just wanted to let u know that ur one of my fav writers/fav people on tumblr in general!! Ur work brightens my day and I hope you have a good day <3

ur so sweet :(( gonna cry and keep u in my pocket forever and ever and ever !! thank you for your love n support angel!! i hope you look after yourself 🥺🥺