Instructions Unclear. Part 3 📕
Oops, yesturday Tumblr yelled at me bcs I published Azi giving Crow a bit too much love. So here is the clean version. Here is the other one (free) : full version
Yes, Gabriel. He kept a close eye on the enemy.
Part 2 💜💜💜
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Toe the Line (Rated E)
Words: 18,505 Chapters: 8/8
As Crowley and Aziraphale dine at the Ritz they are treated to a particularly reminiscent parade of chef's specials that spark memories of the past 2000 years. Crowley quietly panics his way through each course, drowning his anxiety in rather large amounts of alcohol. Aziraphale is helplessly drawn back into his own memories of their time together in the world they both love and every time they walked right up to the limits of their association.
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Relationship: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Snake behaviours, Crowley is deep down still a snake, Food and drink, Drunken ineffable spouses, Rome 41 AD, Council at Nicaea, Wessex 537 AD, The Invention of Fireworks, How did Crowley make Hamlet popular?, Teaching an angel to tempt, Dancing Lessons, Portland Place Gentleman's Club, Ambush predation, diversion, camouflage, Thanatosis, Constriction, Mimicry, Sexy Snake Pile, Ritual foot-washing as temptation, Snake musk is not lube, Don't try this at home kids, Season one fix-it of a sort
Written for the @go-minisode-minibang with art by @willow-tea
Acknowledgements and tags below the cut
A thousand thank yous to my friends who attended the @ficwritersretreat2023 and listened to my reading of chapter 5. Your laughter made this happen. Thanks to @fearlessdiva930 for your help with the menu. I had lost all my original research outside of the story itself and your assistance was invaluable. Thank you @kinkykinker for the first beta and @cumberbatchedandgatissmitten for the second round and coaching. Thank you @basketcasebetty for coordinating the bang.
Tagging @copperplatebeech @keirgreeneyes, @seriouslymarythough, @cirquedereve, @laurashapiro-noreally, @totallysilvergirl, @hubblegleeflower, @sevdrag
Reblogs are love and are much appreciated. <3
(Psst! Hey, @mevima! I finally finished it. Only took 4.5 years.)
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Aziraphale chooses his body unlike you. I'm not sure why he'd be self conscious of his weight since that's a human concept, and a relatively new one at that.
Did he choose it? Or was it just issued to him by Heaven?
Also, Aziraphale feels other human things: hunger, pride, love, why not self conscious? He does want to be seen in certain ways (he does have standards)
Either way, I love Aziraphale and everything about him ❤
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I had a cute fic idea for Crowley and Aziraphale.
I often see those tiktoks of professional dancers get randomly assigned a partner at any given moment and then they have to dance together to a random song, one they may or may not know.
And I thought it would be really cute if both Crowley and Aziraphale were kinda forced to attend, perhaps by Anathma or Maggie/Nina and they both pay the DJ to play a song they know if they got picked to dance but when they get put together the DJ puts on like, Hot in Here or some other very sexual song.
It would be such a strange and entertaining dance 😂
Let me know if someone has done this before tho
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.♥ ♥ Oh, Valentine ♥ ♥.
Happy Valentine's Day! Forgot to post this here. Celebrated the occasion by making some cute Good Omens fanart. No one can convince me these two aren't smitten. I love them so much.
Check out my instagram for more art, I'm more active there: https://www.instagram.com/p/CopqzsfAosd/
And don't be afraid to say hi. (:
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Hi! It’s empyrealbiscuit, the world’s most gratuitous username. I drew another Good Omens Thing! I won’t stop until I draw the entire show, huh? Anyways, I drew Aziraphale after Crowley hands him his books. I really hope I got the face right, since it was such an important part of the original scene. I can’t do it justice but I can certainly try :)
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Good Omens 2 appreciation post for that moment after Nina has just rocked Crowley's world with the revelation that no, he isn't slick and yes, it is glaringly obvious to everyone just how head over heels in love with Aziraphale he is.
Crowley takes himself off to the french restaurant and is drowning his sorrows in a bottle of wine while having the realisation that he's been following the angel around like a lovesick puppy all day with no other possible agenda other than to be around him.
And then he sees Aziraphale and whistles him over but the angel is too busy to join him for a wine in the middle of the day and Crowley tries to divert questions by complaining that he's scared Gabriel/Jim is gonna smite him and he'll be well and truly smote, no, smoted? Smited? What's the word he's looking for?
And the angel gives him a knowing look and says:
"Smitten, I believe."
PERFECTION.
GRAMMATICAL CORRECTION AND DIAGNOSIS IN A SENTENCE.
AZIRAPHALE JUST READ HIM LIKE A HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE BOOK AND DOESN'T EVEN REALISE HE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD.
This is my new favourite double entendre.
Smitten as the past tense of Smite. And the exact reason Crowley is drinking in the middle of the day.
He's realising he's smitten, your honour.
I hope Neil closed the laptop with a dramatic flourish after writing that line. Hell if I'd written a moment that perfect I'd take a victory lap of the kitchen and then call someone to tell them how clever I'd been before I pop.
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