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Fuck my life I’m never going to escape the Waffle House

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

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I don’t know what f/o meant so I read it as “fignificant other”

your f/o defends you, mine would sell me out to the feds for a pack of takis. we're not the same.

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I’ll be so honest, this comic was one of the main things that made me rethink my opinion of abstract art. I used to just not get it, I didn’t like it, but this comic (and studying abstract art in school) made me realize that it’s not about the end product, it’s about the process of making the piece that’s artful! And I think that’s cool and important to remember as an artist.

Local goat discovers joy of painting

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

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guess who still cares a lot about a bunch of stick figures in the year 2023. hi its me i care hello

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Fair point, while rapid-fire pulling cards we summoned a pit fiend that we got to stand by the door and punt anyone that tried to come through it. This ended up being the dog. I only feel slightly bad about it (he was a really evil dog trust me)

Tell me your wildest D&D moment out of context go!

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Threw a dachshund that happened to be a very powerful evil wizard into the face of another very powerful evil wizard and then ran for our lives

Tell me your wildest D&D moment out of context go!

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Romulus and Remus from Roman mythology core

Gotta love a character who was raised by wolves

"Hold on my mom is calling"

And you just hear barking from the phone's speaker

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For my ace buddies and fellow demis.

(I'm gonna add alt text in a few hours - I'm currently on mobile with a shitty Internet signal)

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My toxic aroace trait is that I have only ever seen evidence that a grand total of two (2) people in the universe actually experience romantic and sexual attraction on a scale that everyone insists as normal, and that is Gomez and Morticia Addams

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This is so wholesome

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Are you mad at god?

Yes.

God kicked us out of the Garden. We were left with nothing. We didn't know what to do or how to survive, we were terrified. All I did was disobey one time. Could you imagine if your parents kicked you out after doing one thing? You don't do the dishes once and suddenly you're in the streets with less than the clothes on your back. All I wanted was to make my own choice for once. I wanted humans to have free will. I wanted some control over my own life. Why is that such a bad thing? And why did Adam have to be punished with me? He didn't do anything, he didn't deserve that. In God's eyes I messed up but Adam should've been innocent and I'll never forgive them for that.