#baby brotzmans

[miryel89]

Little mister sushine

[clockworkcheetah]

plant dad!todd is headcanon of the year for me

[nullio]

Todd Brotzman would be open to getting pegged

I'd go as far to say that he'd be the one to bring it up first

[holisticdirkmuppet]

what's up it's my children

[wouldshouldcouldmight]

“All I ever wanted was a friend. ”

“And now you have one. More than one. ”

[h3rmitsunited-art]

Little snow bunny Brotzly vaguely inspired by @generalized-incompetence ‘s (Please) Let It Snow, which I loved so much (and basically just the last chapter since it only snowed (in a good way) then lol.

I loved how cute they turned out 🥰🥰🥰

[tiefy]

yeah

[potato-lord-but-not]

Just drew some of the boys don’t mind me....

[ford-ye-fiji]

It’s almost over the garden wall season 👏👏👏

[mrobrotzly]

[benjiedrawings]

Baby hotline (please hold me close to you)

[clockworkcheetah]

what are the wildest headcanon(s) you’ve got GO GO GO

idk if these are wild but im going from the soul here

dirk and farah sometimes excercise together not often cause farah prefers working out alone (look dirk has to be maintaining those arms somehow)

todd wants tattoos but cannot commit to a design

both brotzmans have made questionable choices to their hair and the other makes endless fun of it (todd has probably gone bleach blonde before and amanda has drunk-cut hers)

amanda at some point broke into todds place and hid a bunch of those creepy mini baby figures (yknow where you can get a pack of like 200) and hid them all over his home (hes still getting terrorised)

dirk and amanda know an uncomfortable amount about eachother and in turn it makes everyone else uncomfortable (mostly todd- which eggs amanda on) they have little to no boundaries

theres a betting pool on when dirk and todd get together (gripps won- hes good with dates and numbers)

dirk doesnt know any of the rowdies names and he does not care to ask

couple of nsfw ones

after the piercing fic, amanda def went ahead and got a shit ton of piercings, including inspo from dirk for one (she would ok she fucking would)

dirk offhand mentions going to several orgies and the comment doesnt register to todd until many hours later (dirk will never elaborate)

dirk knits cozzies for his d[GUNSHOT]

[cplmerqury]

– You okay? – Back off, okay? Back off!

[kieren-fucking-walker]

Todd Brotzman still has his original Walkman and if you disagree you can fight me.

[incorrigible-worksop]

literally just occurred to me that Todd elected to wear this coat long after it was strictly necessary. He’s still got it on at the hotel! 😂

i c o n

[dirkkgently]

ARVIND SAID GAY RIGHTS !!!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈