#baby shmoo

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

bryce lahela i love you and all the stupid nicknames you call jensen

[angelicguy]

How would you eat a shmoo given the chance

Heat wok on high heat while I prep ingredients broccoli mushrooms baby bok choi carrots and wash them use the same cutting board to cut shmoo into bite size pieces put the pieces in the now hot wok let them brown then add vegetables then soy sauce and oyster sauce let it all cook until there's no more moisture coming out add yakisoba noodles.

[lxura-17]

@scythe-the-apparent-ick-giver

Scythe and kitten as dragons....with baby Shmoo of course☺️

[baigujing]

sketches of my splatoon oc, milk. they REALLY like working at grizzco.

baby shmoo (blue) belongs to @killything

caprisun (pink) belongs to @galuxie

[mondoradiowmse]

06/26/24 Mondo Radio Playlist

Here's the playlist for this week's edition of Mondo Radio, which you can download or stream here. This episode: "Thrilling Adventures", featuring sounds from the Golden Age of Comics and more. If you enjoy it, don't forget to also follow the show on Facebook and Twitter!

Artist - Song - Album

Allen Nurse And His Orchestra - I Love To Read The Funnies - I Love To Read The Funnies (Single)

The Four Squires - Aren't The Funnies Funny? - Aren't The Funnies Funny? (Single)

Comic Weekly Man - Episode 173 - Comic Weekly Man

Fiorello La Guardia - Reading The Comics: July, 1945 - Little Flower

Comic Parade - Hosts: Howard And Shelton - Comic Parade

Cunts - Penguins Addicted To Molasses - Cunts Live

John Mason Brown And Al Capp - The Comics - Town Meeting: A Twenty-Year Cavalcade

The Author Meets The Critics - The Shmoo - The Author Meets The Critics

Howard Langer - The Mechanics Of Comic Strips: Pressures & Pressure Groups - An Interview With Al Capp

Howard Langer - The Mechanics Of Comic Strips: The Cartoonist As A Person - An Interview With Al Capp

The Adventures Of Superman - The Baby From Krypton - The Adventures Of Superman

The Blue Beetle - Smashing The Drug Ring (Parts 1 & 2) - The Blue Beetle

The Batman Mystery Club - The Monster Of Dumphrey's Hall (Part 1) - The Batman Mystery Club

[bugsandgrubs]

mimi/little mi/rosebud- that one on the floor.

mooch/monkey/mr. man- that grumpy old wool sock on moms chair. my son, father, roommate, best friend, and grandpa.

moomin/SHMOO!/moo- myyyyy baby! he’s mimi’s younger younger brother(same mom and dad) and a bit over a year old!! clumsy but an incredible climber! gets stuck in a tree outside my window daily. BUT! not to worry he does know how to get down. he’s just sometimes a bit hopeless. ALSO! he’s scared of our stranger cat outside. for good reason of course! mr. strange is a bully to our inside outside cats(moo and mr. man- not mimi, his mom won’t let him outside for probably a good reason. that was the plan with moo too, but he’d grown up as an inside outside cat unlike mimi, so he was incredibly stressed with the idea of never being able to go outside and would pee on all of his grandma’s stuff.)

[bam-monsterhospital]

i realize i haven't blabbed about the SOS Trio in a while...

hnghghg our kitties are gonna be 4 WHOLE YEARS OLD THIS YEAR OMG

they're growing so faaaaaaaaast

ollie's killed at least one mouse, and has ran around with it.

sawyer's afraid of fans and fire, but is the bravest little toaster on the planet; if something scares her/the others, she's the first to investigate/stay around/keep it in her sights.

salem teleports and is basically the black lion of voltron. and is SO SHY AAAAAAAA. and still vampire's my neck as her form of a cuddle session but oNLY if she thinks we're alone and she won't be bothered/noticed/judged.

oliver is basically my own personal minion. paps my face and whines at me to get under the blankets with me when i sleep (also he only has one fur coat and it's short unlike his sisters' long multi-coats, so he gets cold easily).

sawyer LOVES being held like a baby, will do summersaults to achieve this, and wants to be held by everyone like this because she knows she's a living breathing adorable cartoon munchkin.

salem loooooooooves chin and throat scritches more than anything and WILL direct every single hand to those places rather than settling for head rubs. she also likes her belly rubbed.

oliver runs like a horse. and runs eVERYWHERE.

sawyer is the first cat i've seen on the planet to conform to the stereotype of kitties loving balls of yarn. she's a menace. we have to keep our eyes peeled for her because she will eat ALL THE YARN. goddammit shmoo. oh, she also loves playing with bottlecaps. any and all bottlecaps. she WILL FIND THEM.

salem runs around corners like scooby doo. legs everywhere. you can SEE the scooby doo chase sound effect. also she's got tarantula legs and they're beautiful. Her legs also go everywhere when she plays; 0-60 and nothing in between with this one.

i'm so glad none of them fear water, kait was a genius to get us to introduce that tub of water to them to play with when they were kittens.

Also the hierarchy is as follows:

Salem is a beeeeeeeg gurl (she IS the black lion of voltron, after all), heavy as hell (it's all muscle ;u;, she's so goddamn strongk), and patient forever, BUT, she's also a pushover: she gets bullied by the smallest cat imaginable (sawyer), and the furthest she resorts to is growls (which sawyer ignores because she knows salem won't do anything). She also likes cuddling with, playing with, and hanging out with ollie., ALL THE TIME. She pulls her punches with both the twins, but doesn't mind being firm with oliver, and won't take shit from him. She also enjoys grooming him.

Sawyer is a fuckin bully. Smallest cat you can imagine, puffy as hell, just a lil heckin stuffed animal cartoon sweatheart of a kitty... but her two states are "smol" and "mad". Plays with oliver the most, whether she wants to or not -__-. Can dish it out and keep up with him for the most part, which is relieving for us, but she also has her limits... and she's so smolllll. She also still loves ollie, they cuddle sometimes and she demands to groom him here and there ;u; Bullies salem constantly -__- and salem LET'S HER DO IT. AAAAAA. hOWEVER. Also has been recently sleeping with salem, and they're not on bad terms. She's just the type to push others' limits constantly. A napoleon of a kitty.

Ollie's on the bottom wrung. He's a boy, so this makes sense. Also an energizer bunny, which is apparently a thing with boy cats too. He wants playtime all the time (we gotta play with him more. he's even learned fetch and forgot it several times), and WILL bug his sisters about it. Especially sawyer. Luckily she bugs him about it too. He cuddles with anyone available, mostly salem (they usually take up spots besides me wherever i am), and gets groomed by both his sisters... also sometimes starts to groom them. I've even seen him walk over to salem, whine a little, and then next thing I know salem has a hold of him and is grooming him, while he has a blissed out squinty expression on his face. He buries everyone's poopies in the litter box and omg. Omg. That boy likes to terraform. He's too good at digging. He displaces sand EVERYWHERE, GODDAMMIT OLLIE. He's so fuckin meticulous about having the poopies and smells covered, sometimes he interrupts sawyer WHILE SHE'S USING THE LITTER to try and get a headstart on the digging and burying of smells >:U

All three have to be involved in anything anyone's doing. You're doing an activity in the house with them around? Guard your shit. Paint water is not safe. Drying paints are not safe. Laptop keyboards are not safe. Sketchbooks are not safe. Kitchen cooking and baking is not safe. Yoga and stretches and exercise is not safe. Assembling furniture is not safe. Moving furniture is not safe. They will be there and they WILL be involved.

Also they are box cats.

I love our kitties ;u;

[campyvillain]

PROJECT BABY SHMOO

Ok tumblr dot com. I need to ask a favor of you

Baby Shmoo (aka felix kranken doll with a beating heart) is my most prized injoke recently. right now if you google baby shmoo the WRONG baby shmoo comes up and he’s not even a baby. this is the baby shmoo you all know and love

so what we’re going to do is force google to replace that one with the RIGHT baby shmoo on google images justice needs to be served to our beloved rotting sack of meat products NOW.

so here’s what you can do

post about baby shmoo with the ‘baby shmoo’ or ‘project baby shmoo’ tag.

use this image of baby shmoo or in general discuss baby shmoo in any way. you can draw him if you like as wel or edit the og image however u like to be funny

also i think if you discuss baby shmoo. you should (this is optional) do it in a manner where it gives off the impression that you’re talking about a tv show or story arc in a piece of media that doesn’t exist. livepost about baby shmoo. talk about his tragic backstory. make shit up. make up characters. make him get divorced. share baby shmoo quotes and lifelessons. go fucking bonkers w it. confuse everyone around you

basically if you want to do everything in ur power to boost the baby shmoo tag so that google sees him and is forced to make a change. we need to make baby shmoo into an unavoidable figure on this app

now u may be asking jack relocate project why are you doing this. the answer is to get justice for baby shmoo but also i think it’d be the funniest thing in the world if we got the baby shmoo tag here trending and all the fandom people just . would not know what to do. and i think we party people can make that blip in time a reality

SO COME ON…JOIN PROJECT BABY SHMOO TODAY. DO UR PART FOR BABY SHMOO

[apotheoseity]

baby shmoodboard

[livelaughshmoo]

Awwww poor little shmoo shmoo🥺🥺🥺

[babyshmooadventures]

matching baby shmoo pride icons

[shmooglyeyes]

Baby shmoo would like to give you his beating heart!

[shmooparent]

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Baby shmoo fancam!! 🥰🥺

[genderfunnyguy]

baby shmoo pride flag! the red is for his BEATING HEART and the pink is for love:)

[oropharynx]

[heksen-sabbat]

oh... you are sick!