#bad luck bootsy

[yourfavispure]

Bad luck Bootsy from Board James is pure

Requested by an anon

[disneytva]

DISNEY NETWORKS SEPTEMBER 2022 HIGHLIGHTS

Firebuds

Car in a Tree;Dalmatian Day 9/21 SERIES PREMIERE 

Hubcap Heist;Food Truck Fiasco 9/22 

Treehouse Trouble;The Getaway Car That Got Away 9/23 

Picnic Pile-Up;Duo Dash 9/24 

The Not-So Haunted House ; Halloween Heroes 9/28

Hamster And Gretel

Comic Shop Copycat ; Neigh, It Ain't So! 9/3 

Saturday Homecoming Fever ; Dr. Eelgood 9/10 

The Opposite Of Smart ; Birthday Besties 9/24 

I'm Bored ; Cutie And The Beast 9/24

The Chibiverse

Bad Luck Chibis 9/10

Big City Greens

The Move 9/24

Eureka!

Dippling Rivalry ; It's Mom O'Clock 9/16

Eurek-Or-Treat ; Nomad Like Home 9/27 

Rocky Falls Picture Show ; The Swamp Of Lost Toys 9/30

Alice’s Wonderland Bakery

Cream Puffs Of Champions ; Fluffle Kerfuffle 9/2 

Queen Alice ; A Kuku Surprise 9/9

Spidey And His Amazing Friends

Bootsie's Day Out ; Trouble At Tony's 9/2 

Sonic Boom Boom ; Mini Golf Goof 9/16 

Li'l Hulk ; Surprise Party Surprise 9/30

Mickey Mouse Funhouse

Daisy And The Muses ; Keep On The Ball 9/2 

Farfus' Family! ; The Adventure Parade 9/9 

The Magic Mansion ; Funny's Road Trip! 9/26 

Fifty-Foot Pluto! ; A Big Giant Problem!  9/29

Puppy Dog Pals

The Pumpkin King ; The Elf Who Halloween'd  9/28

[brookston]

Holidays 12.22

Holidays

Abilities Day

Armed Forces Day (Vietnam)

Be A Lover of Silence Day

Brussels Calling Day (Belgium)

Capricorn zodiac sign begins

Chipmunks Day

Christmas Tree Lights Day

Dongzhi Festival (China)

Forefather's Day (Plymouth, Massachusetts) [Unless Sunday, then next Monday]

Hari Ibu (Mother’s Day; Indonesia)

Horn & Hardart Day

Incwala Day (Eswatini, f.k.a. Swaziland)

International Arbor Day

International Festival of the Sahara begins (Tunisia)

Kagyed Dance (Sikkim, India)

Kayin New Year (Myanmar)

Mother’s Day (a.k.a. Hard Ibu; Indonesia)

National Mathematics Day (India)

Santa Claus Flight Clearance Day

Teacher Appreciation Day (Cuba)

Thermometer Day

The 10 Days of Wanking begins [ website ]

Unity Day (Zimbabwe)

Yuletide Lad #11 arrives (Gattapefur or Sniffer; Iceland)

Food & Drink Celebrations

National Cookie Exchange Day

National Date Nut Bread Day

4th Thursday in December

Anklopfnachte (Germany; Thursday before Xmas)

National Regifting Day [Thursday before Xmas]

Feast Days

Anastasia of Sirmium (Orthodox Church)

Berzelius (Positivist; Saint)

Bootsy Collins Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Cyril and Methodius (Christian; Confessors)

Day Sacred to the Lares (Ancient Roman Household Gods)

Eimhin (Christian; Saint)

Ernan, Son of Eogan (Christian; Saint)

Frances Xavier Cabrini (Outside US; Christian; Saint)

Hanukkah Day #4 (Judaism) [thru Dec. 26th]

Henry Budd (Episcopal Church USA)

Hunger (Christian; Saint)

Ischyrion (Christian; Saint)

Khoiak Ceremony for Raising the Djed Pillar (Osiris Festival; Ancient Egypt)

Lottie Moon (Episcopal Church USA)

Marc Polo Day (Pastafarian)

O Rex (Christian; Saint)

Wolfgang the Seal (Muppetism)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Dismal Day (Unlucky or Evil Day; Medieval Europe; 24 of 24)

Egyptian Day (Unlucky Day; Middle Ages Europe) [24 of 24]

Fortunate Day (Pagan) [51 of 53]

Sakimake (先負 Japan) [Bad luck in the morning, good luck in the afternoon.]

Unlucky Day (Grafton’s Manual of 1565) [60 of 60]

Premieres

Cast Away (Film; 2000)

Lady Liberty (Film; 1971)

Matrix 4 (Film; 2021)

Meet the Fockers (Film; 2004)

The Mummy (Film; 1932)

My Neighbors the Yamaha’s (Animated Film; 2000)

Night at the Museum (Film; 2006)

O Brother Where Art Thou (Film; 2000)

Passengers (Film; 2016)

Philadelphia (Film; 1993)

The Pilgrim’s Progress (Novel; 1678)

The Point, by Harry Nilsson (UK Musical Play; 1978)

The Post (Film; 2017)

Prélude à l'apres-midi d'un faun, by Claude Debussy (Orchestral Work; 1894)

Symphony No. 5 in C Minor, by Ludwig Van Beethoven (Symphony; 1808)

Symphony No. 6, “The Pastoral,” by Ludwig Van Beethoven (Symphony; 1808)

True Grit (Film; 2010)

Watershed Down (BBC Mini-Series; 2018)

Wiegenlied (a.k.a. Brahms’ Lullaby), by Johannes Brahms (Lied; 1869)

Today’s Name Days

Jutta (Austria)

Časlav, Flavijan, Honorat, Toma (Croatia)

Šimon (Czech Republic)

Japetus (Denmark)

Vambo, Vambola (Estonia)

Raafael (Finland)

Françoise-Xavière, Gratien (France)

Francesca, Jutta (Germany)

Anastasia, Natasa, Zoilos (Greece)

Zénó (Hungary)

Flaviano, Francesca (Italy)

Donalds, Donis, Saulvedis (Latvia)

Dovilė, Gedvydas, Ksavera, Zenonas (Lithuania)

Ingar, Ingemar (Norway)

Beata, Drogomir, Flawian, Franciszka, Gryzelda, Honorata, Ksawera, Ksaweryna, Zenon, Zenona (Poland)

Petru (Romania)

Anna (Russia)

Adela (Slovakia)

Demetrio, Francisca (Spain)

Jonatan, Natanael (Sweden)

Anastasia, Stasia (Ukraine)

Asta, Astrid, Trista, Tristan, Tristen, Tristin, Triston (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 356 of 2022; 9 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 4 of week 51 of 2022

Celtic Tree Calendar: Ruis (Elder) [Day 27 of 28]

Chinese: Month 11 (Dōngyuè), Day 29 (Ji-You)

Chinese Year of the: Tiger (until January 22, 2023)

Hebrew: 28 Kislev 5783

Islamic: 28 Jumada I 1444

J Cal: 26 Zima; Foursday [26 of 30]

Julian: 9 December 2022

Moon: 1%: Waning Crescent

Positivist: 20 Bichat (12th Month) [Berzelius]

Runic Half Month: Jara (Year) [Day 13 of 15]

Season: Winter (Day 2 of 90)

Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 1 of 30)

Calendar Changes

Capricorn (The Goat) begins [Zodiac Sign 10; thru 1.19]

[brookstonalmanac]

Holidays 12.22

Holidays

Abilities Day

Armed Forces Day (Vietnam)

Be A Lover of Silence Day

Brussels Calling Day (Belgium)

Capricorn zodiac sign begins

Chipmunks Day

Christmas Tree Lights Day

Dongzhi Festival (China)

Forefather's Day (Plymouth, Massachusetts) [Unless Sunday, then next Monday]

Hari Ibu (Mother’s Day; Indonesia)

Horn & Hardart Day

Incwala Day (Eswatini, f.k.a. Swaziland)

International Arbor Day

International Festival of the Sahara begins (Tunisia)

Kagyed Dance (Sikkim, India)

Kayin New Year (Myanmar)

Mother’s Day (a.k.a. Hard Ibu; Indonesia)

National Mathematics Day (India)

Santa Claus Flight Clearance Day

Teacher Appreciation Day (Cuba)

Thermometer Day

The 10 Days of Wanking begins [ website ]

Unity Day (Zimbabwe)

Yuletide Lad #11 arrives (Gattapefur or Sniffer; Iceland)

Food & Drink Celebrations

National Cookie Exchange Day

National Date Nut Bread Day

4th Thursday in December

Anklopfnachte (Germany; Thursday before Xmas)

National Regifting Day [Thursday before Xmas]

Feast Days

Anastasia of Sirmium (Orthodox Church)

Berzelius (Positivist; Saint)

Bootsy Collins Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Cyril and Methodius (Christian; Confessors)

Day Sacred to the Lares (Ancient Roman Household Gods)

Eimhin (Christian; Saint)

Ernan, Son of Eogan (Christian; Saint)

Frances Xavier Cabrini (Outside US; Christian; Saint)

Hanukkah Day #4 (Judaism) [thru Dec. 26th]

Henry Budd (Episcopal Church USA)

Hunger (Christian; Saint)

Ischyrion (Christian; Saint)

Khoiak Ceremony for Raising the Djed Pillar (Osiris Festival; Ancient Egypt)

Lottie Moon (Episcopal Church USA)

Marc Polo Day (Pastafarian)

O Rex (Christian; Saint)

Wolfgang the Seal (Muppetism)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Dismal Day (Unlucky or Evil Day; Medieval Europe; 24 of 24)

Egyptian Day (Unlucky Day; Middle Ages Europe) [24 of 24]

Fortunate Day (Pagan) [51 of 53]

Sakimake (先負 Japan) [Bad luck in the morning, good luck in the afternoon.]

Unlucky Day (Grafton’s Manual of 1565) [60 of 60]

Premieres

Cast Away (Film; 2000)

Lady Liberty (Film; 1971)

Matrix 4 (Film; 2021)

Meet the Fockers (Film; 2004)

The Mummy (Film; 1932)

My Neighbors the Yamaha’s (Animated Film; 2000)

Night at the Museum (Film; 2006)

O Brother Where Art Thou (Film; 2000)

Passengers (Film; 2016)

Philadelphia (Film; 1993)

The Pilgrim’s Progress (Novel; 1678)

The Point, by Harry Nilsson (UK Musical Play; 1978)

The Post (Film; 2017)

Prélude à l'apres-midi d'un faun, by Claude Debussy (Orchestral Work; 1894)

Symphony No. 5 in C Minor, by Ludwig Van Beethoven (Symphony; 1808)

Symphony No. 6, “The Pastoral,” by Ludwig Van Beethoven (Symphony; 1808)

True Grit (Film; 2010)

Watershed Down (BBC Mini-Series; 2018)

Wiegenlied (a.k.a. Brahms’ Lullaby), by Johannes Brahms (Lied; 1869)

Today’s Name Days

Jutta (Austria)

Časlav, Flavijan, Honorat, Toma (Croatia)

Šimon (Czech Republic)

Japetus (Denmark)

Vambo, Vambola (Estonia)

Raafael (Finland)

Françoise-Xavière, Gratien (France)

Francesca, Jutta (Germany)

Anastasia, Natasa, Zoilos (Greece)

Zénó (Hungary)

Flaviano, Francesca (Italy)

Donalds, Donis, Saulvedis (Latvia)

Dovilė, Gedvydas, Ksavera, Zenonas (Lithuania)

Ingar, Ingemar (Norway)

Beata, Drogomir, Flawian, Franciszka, Gryzelda, Honorata, Ksawera, Ksaweryna, Zenon, Zenona (Poland)

Petru (Romania)

Anna (Russia)

Adela (Slovakia)

Demetrio, Francisca (Spain)

Jonatan, Natanael (Sweden)

Anastasia, Stasia (Ukraine)

Asta, Astrid, Trista, Tristan, Tristen, Tristin, Triston (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 356 of 2022; 9 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 4 of week 51 of 2022

Celtic Tree Calendar: Ruis (Elder) [Day 27 of 28]

Chinese: Month 11 (Dōngyuè), Day 29 (Ji-You)

Chinese Year of the: Tiger (until January 22, 2023)

Hebrew: 28 Kislev 5783

Islamic: 28 Jumada I 1444

J Cal: 26 Zima; Foursday [26 of 30]

Julian: 9 December 2022

Moon: 1%: Waning Crescent

Positivist: 20 Bichat (12th Month) [Berzelius]

Runic Half Month: Jara (Year) [Day 13 of 15]

Season: Winter (Day 2 of 90)

Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 1 of 30)

Calendar Changes

Capricorn (The Goat) begins [Zodiac Sign 10; thru 1.19]

[fauslayer]

those kotobukiya bishoujo figures are so cool. i wish girls were real.

[beetle-goth]

[incorrectreviewaversequotes]

Bad Luck Bootsy: Don't break someone's heart. They only have one of those.

Board James: Yeah, break their bones! They have 206 of those!

[so-basicaly-im-artest]

“Nerd! The whole world is finally a board game! Isn’t it amazing?!”

full res

inspo

[meameameameamea]

CAUSE IM THE RIGHT ONE ON MY TOUCH-TONE, TOUCH-TONE TELEPHONE

[atarimcgregor]

[b0ardjames]

I hate how amused I am at the thought of Board James being a terrible dancer who only knows like one dance move (I'm not saying it's the Carlton but it's definitely the Carlton) and anytime he starts dancing Motherfucker Mike gets so fucking embarrassed like "THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DON'T INVITE YOU TO PARTIES" but Bad Luck Bootsy probably wouldn't care too much let's be honest

This is too uncanny

[incorrectreviewers]

Board James: What's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Mike: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated...

Bootsy: Smad.

[swiftyisonex]

i love the new Bad Luck Bootsy side series :)

[heybrowannakiss]

Fallout New Vegas + HLVRAI TomRey - now, previously - Thomas Coolatta

They.

Strength - 9

Intelligence - 9

Luck - 2

Somewhere on average between 30 and 40 years old, although they are not exactly sure of their age

Bipolar disorder and schizophrenia, speaks of himself constantly as "we". Strong dependence on alcohol and buffout (Benrey), as well as mentat and med-x (Tommy).

Previously, he worked as a scientist somewhere in the Divide, as indicated by his broad knowledge of science and the ability to handle energy weapons perfectly. In the last years of work, a second "I", calling itself Benrey, appeared and actively developed. Being no more than just a voice in his head, the instigator of stupid situations and driven by the force to "relax after a working day", after the ill-fated bullet, Benrey was able to achieve almost complete control over the body, now not just shouting about the desire to break someone's head and go off, but doing it.

- At first we didn't trust each other, because we uncontrollably intercepted the control of the body, which looked from the outside... very bad.

- It borders between a pacifist gentleman and a crazy nut who will beat you up in the nearest alley. With my bare hands.

- Officially consider themselves a couple and say that they are "married", despite the fact that of course they did not register a marriage (they wear rings, the devil knows from where).

- A bulletproof vest is hidden under the suit. Tommy is very careful about his clothes and always takes off his jacket before letting Benrey splatter it with blood.

- Sometimes a dialogue with them is impossible, because both want to insert a word, which is why a request for help is first met with a willing "yes", and then they put a knife to your throat and say "but only for 500 caps"

- About the hat. Tommy thinks this cute thing perfectly complements their image when Benrey is constantly yelling fuck the hat! And resets it, because it is impractical and there is no protection.

- They wear glasses (although they are not in the picture, Bootsy corny forgot).

- Tree scorpions are the worst enemies.

[fauslayer]

my hobbies include taking review shows that have plot stuff happening in them and coming up with extremely convoluted fix-it fic style things so that Everyone can be at least slightly happier

[sukipershipper]

Have any Head Cannons on how King Quincy and Queen Essence became a couple/married?

...buckleupbuddycauseigotawholestoryforthis.

Long ago, Vibe City was ruled by Mama Bootsy, and King Bobby. The pair of them had seven kids, from youngest to oldest, you had Shiny, Boo, Liz, Jones, Mitzi, Clinton, Draey, Stevie and finally the oldest, Quincy.

Quincy was definitely the smartest when it came to how he was going to run the kingdom, but he lacked knowledge about how to love, he was worried that he was going to never find love and he would disappoint his parents.

To relive his stress, his brothers took him out to a club. While they were there, a group of girl funk trolls were performing, and one of which stood out to Quincy the most, her voice flowed so smoothly and when she belted it, it echoed like no other.

Quincy wanted to find out who the mysterious troll was, so after the show he secretly followed her to see if he could get to know her better. But when he found her, he saw her crying in an alleyway, he asked her to turn around and ask what was wrong. When she turned around, he saw the troll had purple eyes, which back then was seen as a curse or a sign of bad luck. However, Quincy says that he thinks her eyes are beautiful, to which she rejects, saying: “I’ve heard that before, stop tryna make me feel better, why don’t you waste your time tryna get up on some other beautiful woman

To which Quincy responds: (I’m stealing this from you @countrypop-trolls sorry XD) ...*looks around* This might just be my dumbass self speaking but I don’t see no other beautiful trolls round here, except the one right in front of me.

The girl laughs at the dumb joke but smiles nonetheless, and Quincy starts telling her about her voice, how he thinks it sounds like an Angel, The girl is taken aback and says that no one has ever said that once they saw her eyes, to which Quincy responds with: I don’t care about the color of your eyes, I only care about troll you are, the troll you truly are. Then he blindly kisses her cheek but pulls away once he realizes his mistake. The girl just laughs and kisses him back.

Then they finally exchange names, and Quincy learns that her name is Esmerelda, but everyone calls hers Essie instead. The two decide to meet up again at the club in secret the next day and the two go on their merry way.

Soon they meet up more and more and then ask eachother if they’d like to go out, to which they agree. And soon their love is made public, much to the shock and dismay of some of the other residents, but they don’t care, and neither do either of their families. Quincys family are ecstatic that he finally found a partner, and Essies family are happy that she finally found someone who appreciates her for who she is.

Then one day, Quincy and his brothers perform for their families and the rest of the kingdom and he pops the question on stage to her, and she shouts from the crowd: YES!!

Then the next day, the two were wed, and Quincy was appointed King, giving Essie the title of Queen Essence. The two lives a happy life, had two beautiful baby boys, until one was taken away. They raised their only son while searching for the one they lost and were soon reunited with him later in life.

And yeah! That’s basically it!