#bambisona mayhem

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skaters

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It is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink.

Bambom

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“ HUH ? WHERE AM I !? “

— IN WHICH Y/N , A CLOSE FRIEND OF DAVE AND BAMBI FALLS INTO THE 3D WORLD , AND CHAOS ENSUES

ASKS ? [ OPEN ]

[epreui]

> I FORGOT TO POST THIS

> I drew Dardin from Bambisona Mayhem

> yayay

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Ringi: Why do you look so angry all the time?

Stingi: That’s just my face, I can’t change that

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Boyfriend: Santa!

Bendu: Boyfriend, he's the one trying to destroy Christmas

Boyfriend: Huh? But that would make him evil

Expunged in a Santa outfit: I'm the one with the list here, I decide good and evil. And you're all at the top of my naughty list

Expunged: Conbi, you tried to subjugate the entire 3D world

Conbi: Sins of the father much?

Expunged: R'lyehian, you've completely de-stabilized the space-time continuum with your reckless time-travelling

R'lyehian: That's absurd

(space-time distortion)

R'lyehian: I have no idea what you're talking about, the space-time continuum is fine

(space-time distortion)

Expunged: And you, Stingi…

Expunged: Jesus Christ, I mean, just, wow. There's not enough time in the day, but how about we start with the hole you put in my sleigh

Stingi: Hah, I did hit him

Expunged: And you!

BF: Um...

Expunged: Your ceaseless lust for battle has endangered not only your friends, but the entire world time and time again! You are a danger to the entire universe!

BF: What? That's crazy.

Bendu: Wait, but, what about me?

Expunged: You're actually on the Nice List. Merry Christmas.

(Bendu celebrates)

Expunged: But for the rest of you, Santa Claus is taking you down!

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Yambo: Can you describe the guy who stabbed you?

Bambom: Yeah, he was not very friendly.

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Stingi: Is that your dog?

Bambom, holding up a dog: Yes, isn't she the cutest little cutie wutie? Look at how cute she is

Stingi: Yes, she's very cute

Bambom: Yes she's cute. Yes she's cute cute cute CUTE. Look at her, look at her, look at her (shoves dog closer to Stingi's face)

Stingi, nervously: Hehe okay...

Bambom, smacking Stingi's face with the dog: LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT THAT FACE, COME ON LOOK AT THAT FACE. YOU LOOK AT HER. YOU LOOK AT THAT F**KING FACE

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Alex: I rode into town on an ass.

Alex: Yo mama's ass.

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Responses to “I Love You”

Dave: Thanks.

Bambi: Why?

R’lyehian: A horrible decision, really.

Brobgonal: (finger gun)

Bambom: Who doesn’t?

Jr: (laughs nervously)

Trambge: (laughs hysterically)

Bin: I’m sorry.

Danni: I know.

Exosphere: If only there was someone out there who loved you.

Dandi: YEET!

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Bambom: Alex wanted a bar of dark chocolate.

Stingi: Fine, here. (slides over a bar of milk chocolate)

Bambom: This isn’t dark chocolate.

Stingi: Tell Alex to eat it with the fucking lights off.

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Dardin: Is Stingi sleeping or dead?

Ringi: Hopefully dead. I hated him.

Dardin: Yeah, same.

Stingi, waking up: First of all, fuck you guys.

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Dardin: The best fruits are the hardest to open.

Alex: This fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious, I know it.

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Stingi: What did the ocean say to the other ocean? 

Bambom: Sea you later.

Stingi: Nothing, they just waved. 

Stingi: Did you sea what I did there? 

Bambom: Shore.

Bambom: Did you sea what I did there? 

Stingi: Stop being a beach and stealing my jokes. 

Bambom: Water you saying?

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Ringi, about Stingi: The teacher said 'hit the lights' and he punched the light switch and broke it.

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Kurl breaks his legs compilation

(Bambi accidentally knocks over a tower by crashing a car into it. The tower falls over and lands on Kurl’s leg)

Kurl: MY LEG!

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(Kurl is sitting on some stadium bleachers, legs out, when Cuble Gooble drives over them.)

Kurl: MY LEG!

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(Kurl is at the gym and decides to place his legs under his weights.)

Kurl: MY LEG!

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(Kurl is fishing when he accidentally hooks his leg.)

Kurl: MY LEG!

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(Kurl is participating in one of degnupxE’s magic shows. degnupxE does the box separation trick with Kurl’s leg.)

Kurl: MY LEG!

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(Kurl is watching TV when he finds a show about his leg.)

Kurl: My leg?

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(Kurl gets his legs crushed by a steamroller.)

Kurl: MY LEG!

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(Kurl gets his leg caught in a sink’s garbage disposal.)

Kurl: MY LEG!

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(Kurl is wearing a dress and standing on a vent blowing air upwards.)

Kurl: My legs.

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(Bombalunio are examining Kurl’s anatomy, pulling off his leg.)

Kurl: MY LEG!

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(Decimated Dave is taking a laser to Kurl’s leg.)

Kurl: MY LEG!

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(Kurl is sitting under a tree when a leaf falls on his leg and shatters it.)