#barbzforbernie

[narrie]

twitter()com/barbzforbernie/status/1676946365790797826 lol at everyone sharing stories of them fighting with their sisters over stupid shit is this a universal experience? idk bc i have a brother

i've def fought about the most stupid shit with my sister (when we were on vacation in may my sister GENUINELY tried to fight me bc i didn't wake up when her alarm went off...i got to breakfast 10 min later, we lich rally had no plans scheduled) but that is a sisterly fight on an absurdly rich level lmao

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

https://twitter.com/barbzforbernie/status/1676946365790797826?s=20

Give me your expert opinion multiple siblings haver

Is this insane or relatable

It's insane.

[lukeandjosh]

A clip of Cameron Kasky and Joshua Rush’s live on 3/31/20. #barbzforbernie

[colapxssy]

Barbz vs. the conservatives is the best thing to happen to tik tok.

[ofbling]

talk to the hand [ HUNTER SCHAFER ], [ CHRSYANTHEMUM MACGUFF ] is the new kid on the block around here. at [ 19 ], the [ TRANS GIRL ] works at [ CLAIRE’S ] in the mall and, like, [ SHE ] totally reminds us of [ SABRINA SPELLMAN ]. oh snap! what? their favorite movie is [ DAZED AND CONFUSED ]???? so is mine!

this is my cinnamon apple #BarbzForBernie

raised in a shitty trailer park with two disasters for parents, chrysanthemum didn’t stand a chance at being normal. but that was fine with her, she embraced everyone’s differences, celebrated her flaws and her parents flaws. even when they abandoned her, she never quite blamed them for it.

her father had anger issues, but he never exploded on them, always walked away from a fight. chrysanthemum admired him for it, her mother demanded more. she had an innate need to know everything, how everyone was feeling, and she couldn’t be satisfied with the fact that her husband wasn’t telling her what was on his mind. that, chrysanthemum assumed, is what caused her to follow after him when he left them. not love, not a need to make it work, but chasing answers.

that was three years ago, and chrys is still by herself in her trailer. it isn’t so bad, she enjoys living on her own. she’s able to set up an actual altar for aphrodite now, able to buy all the frozen foods she wants and not get a single vegetable. it’s the small things that please her. she doesn’t ask for much.

chrysanthemum believes in love. she believes in love of people, of animals, of our environment. she wants really is for everyone to understand that it’s okay to be different, oh and also to fucking ACCEPT THAT ALIENS EXIST

she loves working at claire’s because it’s just such a feral place. the accessories are strange, maybe a bit cheesy, and the most embarrassing demographic (10-14 year old girls) shop there the most. there’s a power to that, a shamelessness that you don’t often find in other places.

also important for you to know she’s the world’s biggest saved by the bell fan like she has a serious saved by the bell problem. she likes toxic men hence a crush on zack morris. thank you.

final bullet point i want you to know that she’s certain she was marilyn monroe in a past life.

gimme plots !!

TINFOIL HAT BUD: a fellow weirdo, someone to smoke with and share all her strange theories on life and the universe.

SOULMATE: okay, not really, but she thinks so. it could be small things, like the lines on their hands matching up or having the same favorite color, but chrysanthemum is sure the universe has a plan for the two of them. not that she would say that

OPPOSITE BEST FRIEND: a cynic, a nonbeliever. someone to roll their eyes at her silly thoughts and musings but always be there to hear them out because that’s friendship baybee

[asteriismos]

quick question cardi b or nicki minaj - 💅🏻

this😌one✨is💅🏽for🤷🏾‍♀️the 💯boys🎾with💍the 🚴boomin🎙system 👩🏾‍🦱 top 👨🏿‍🍳down👇ac💨with🥦the👐🏽coolin☃️system

tbh i haven’t listened to cardi since bodak yellow. but barbzforbernie

so i guess nicki minaj

[hellsbellschime]

https://twitter.com/barbzforbernie/status/1446857507507474432?s=21

I love her lol

LOL I am not at all surprised that she was lying because I was like wow I have never seen someone say that they love something less convincingly than how she said she loves limes.

[ylizdmn]

8. More like Quaranteen Poem, am I Right ?

candy-scented pink hair dye

bangs done, diy

room arranged and books all read

smooth brain, no thoughts, empty head

banana bread !

outsides’s noise drowned out by inside’s quiet

but now one case, two case, red case, blue case !

a sophomore at Greene (friends with natalie’s sisters…)

natalie’s aunt ! oh dear

banana bread, yes, another loaf

not every somebody is a homebody

good thing I’m not everybody

i’ll spend hours at home, alone

(more and more on my phone)

our barbz queen has fallen.

she fell. whoops.

we should have seen it comin’

she was kinda sus(picious)

#BarbzforBernie

I’m gonna need more flour.