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dystopia-daily-trash-1 · 2 months

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Dan and phil need to rectify the floorplan sitch before I go on a multi day extravaganza of analyzing videos to write an essay on why they actually have a second house, based solely on the doorframes

#phan #dan and phil #phouse #no seriously #“dans room” has black doorframes #but “phils room” and “the guest room” have white doorframes #so is this dans edgy core requiring someone PAINT THE FUCKING DOORFRAMES #or is it two seperate houses #seriously guys im peeved #i was gonna hypothosize that the guest room and phils room are the same room but the bathroom (?) door handle is on the wrong sid #*side

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calamitys-child · 9 months

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Nothing in the world makes me as immediately furious as someone being too relaxed about being in a hurry. No we NEED to be in a place RIGHT NOW this isn't negotiable we are out of negotiation time this is our last option and you're going to make me late and I'm going to start killing

#trying to run out the house bc my dad was in the bathroom for an hour and i really had to shower and im now already late #and as im leaving hes like oh let me see that shirt oh xyz might happen tomorrow oh look at this documentary GET OUT MY WAY GET OUT GET OUT #DO NOT GRAB MY SLEEVE IM LEAVING IM IN A HURRY YOU ARE THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF HEADPHONES CATCHING A DOOR HANDLE #FUCKOFFGETOUTMYFUCKINGWAYCUNT

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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if i had a genie lamp id wish for Three Things: 1) spiders stay the fuck away from me & out of my spaces. 2) infinite moneys. 3) draw quickly.

#mainly the Draw Quickly one #i scribble so so so so slow #i could share So Much More if i could do more than one full doodle per night #like that one butterfly!howdy thing where he jumped off the roof? took me all fucking night #im not even exaggerating lmfao it took Hours #i looks at people cranking out a+ doodle posts and im sadly gazing from behind my rain-streaked window a la kermit #except its not rain streaked. i havent seen rain in months i think #absolutely unprompted #oh while im here lemme give a spider update No One asked for #yeah so yesterday the Biggest wolf spider i have Ever seen decided to set up camp in my bathroom. bc of course it did.#i mean that thing was. disturbingly big. freakazoid city.#i had to chase it into the bathtub with my spider-fighting broom #and then i uhhhhhh febreezed it until it couldnt move.#then i washed it down the drain with a high powered jet of shower water #do i feel bad? yes of course. but there was no other way that i could handle.#im assuming that when i go get a Snack right after posting this another spider will be in the hallway or in my bathroom #its summer. unfortunately. there will only be more and more crawling inside #edit: my cat magically Appeared in my room. i stg both of them were out when i closed the door

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sugaryewscythe · 7 months

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if you use your shoe to avoid touching things that people in wheelchairs have to no other choice but to touch just know that i hate you and your selfish guts ♡

#the rage i instantly feel when i see shoe imprints on elevator buttons or bathroom door handles #like how fucking shitty can you be #solstice's♡prophecies #ableism

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anawkwardlady · 1 month

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I once cat sit a kitten who was so overly excited I cried because he wouldn’t calm down.

Anyway.

#the last straw was that I put him out of my bedroom because I couldn’t handle it #and a few minutes after i heard meowling and I opened the door #he was suspended on top of the bathroom door and couldn’t get down #and i bursted into tears and sat alone in my corridor lol (after helping him #down)#morale of the story i try to avoid cat sitting kittens when they’re a bit TOO MUCH lol #nana is posting #cupbreak

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falling-hand-in-unlovable-hand · 4 months

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my entire family goes to bed at 9:30 because i live with fucking old people (im joking. somewhat.) and from then on i have to move around the house quietly. this wouldn't be a problem except that my door is incredibly and uniquely fucked up and nigh impossible to open even remotely quietly

#and it can't be left open because the cat will beeline into my room and make my life hell #every door in my house is absolutely fucking horrible in its own way but my room is really bad #the doorknob is like. dislocated. or just made for a much thicker door because the middle part of it is like 3 cm too long #and i either have to align it carefully or pull on it (makes a very loud sound) and then using a very specific amount of pressure turning #while continuing to pull on it so it won't pop #oh and i can technically open it turning both directions but going right makes it pop so fucking loud it's actually ridiculous #the very unpleasant sound of painted metal on painted metal #kiwifae says shit #my partner of two years is just getting the hang of my bedroom door #my friend came over and literally got stuck in the bathroom cuz she couldn't make the door open again #she literally tried for a few seconds and then just yelled for me 😭#that door also pops open randomly sometimes. i do not know why. it didn't use to.#back when the front door was still semi functional i had to fish the literal latch out of the cavity in the lock with a screwdriver cuz my #mom kept slamming the door and misaligning it even though we told her that's what fucks it up #we can only deadbolt that door now. it literally won't close otherwise. (that's how we lost the cat for five days!)#(back when it still semi worked i was the only one who knew how to close it at just the right strength so it would stick but not fall out)#((why isn't there an eye twitch emoji))#but our other outside door exclusively has a deadbolt. that's the only mechanism.#i'm the fucking door wizard in my house and i cannot WAIT to move somewhere where i have functional semi modern door handles #gawd bless i want to kill my fucking landlady

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diremoone · 1 month

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realistically I could probably never have any intimate moments in the shower with my future s/o because I like my showers too hot. like… scalding hot

#the knob is literally just a centimeter away from full heat. not kidding #i just know that mf’er ain’t gonna be able to handle it with me 😂#watch him be outside waiting in the bedroom with his phone #he’s videoing for the second the bathroom door opens and a massive plume of steam fills the entire bedroom LMAO #and he’s like “this is my girlfriend and her rlly hot showers. she’s a psycho but I love her anyway”#LOL #can you guys tell that I boiled my skin today #god I love showers #ANYWAY—

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 2 months

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If the landlord doesn’t want me fishing around in their shower vent and cold air returns, then they shouldn’t make them stink like rotting garbage. You painted over the screws so they’re hard to open? Cool. I’ll drill holes into them and get them out with a power tool because the town next to me is having a citywide garage sale and I’m sure there’s some Ryobi in there at a decent price. Your vents are coming off motherfucker, and if I find anything I swear to fucking god I am going to have both your vents and your bank account cleaned out.

#I also have a closet door that glues itself shut every time it’s closed… because they used fucking Mod-Podge to finish it I guess???#And the knob fell off when I pulled on it. So I stuck a hex wrench in there to try to use it as a handle #but I couldn’t grip it well enough to pull it open #so I karate-kneed the door on the side of the knob while pulling and it opened #As I’m talking about knobs… a knob is responsible for finishing this apartment #The cabinets don’t line up. The bedroom closet doors don’t shut at the same time #because they’re too tight in the jam and push the other out when you close a door while the other door is already closed #The cabinets in the bathroom don’t fully close because the hinges were drilled at an angle #The base molding looks like it fell off a cliff and was fractured in three places #SHIT-COLORED CIGARETTE TAR DRIPS DOWN THE WALLS IN THE BATHROOM WHEN THEY GET WET #Fuck you and your lease. If you’re allowed to have irresponsible carpenters and maintenance; I am allowed to responsibly burn incense #If people are allowed to smoke; I am allowed to burn incense #“No candles” fuck you for making me need to burn scents in the first place #Orwellian fucking apartment. Literally 1984. Not because of the rules; just because the apartment is a dysfunctional shithole #and it smells like the rotting remains of boiled cabbage just like the book #And if anyone asks me why I didn’t call maintenance I’m going to respond with my unresolved service request for the A/C #which conveniently broke down during a heat wave #Did it really break down or did the landlords cut it to save money? Like yes A/Cs break during the summer #but I wouldn’t doubt sabotage either. It doesn’t turn on at all.#The site asked what dates I’d like them to look at it. I gave my dates and said I’d be there all day. I waited at home for two days. No one #No follow-up until nearly a month later saying “We’re still getting to all the service requests please bear with us.” Oh thanks #You couldn’t have done that sooner?

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garrettwrites · 3 months

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I see so many posts about cats being dumb that I honestly question if the countless cats I've been around my whole life are/were real or not. I've only ever met one dumb cat. Every single other one would win at chess if their far superior brain, geared towards bigger achievements, could spare time to comprehend the rules.

#garrett.text #it's so funny reading those posts #meanwhile cats I know irl (when I had them or who belong to other family members):#one got so pissed off at their owner doing something (can't remember what) that they shat on their bed. on purpose #we know it was on purpose by the way #another one memorized when I woke up for elementary school and would claw at the door to wake me up if it didn't go off #waking me up at 7am on weekends #my sister's cat was a distinguished gentleman who hated people and requested paper toilet bowties #cats would know humans get mad at fighting. so they would wait until everyone was out of the room before slapping each other #if you walked in they'd stop and play it off #one cat figures out door handles #my sister's cat liked watching these lines of bugs that would crawl on one specific floor spot in the bathroom #sister got a new cat #so he would walk this new kitten over to the bathroom to show off the bugs every day #my friend's cat came up with different meows for different treats. and would use them when asking for it #another cat figured out out to open drawers so she could sleep peacefully in there away from the light and noise #and don't get me started on the Stealth 100 stealing foor from your plate if you tilted your head away and running off before you noticed it #cats are so smart #ngl I started this post for fun #but the more I write #the more I hate the cats are stupid meme trend omg I neep to go to sleep

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thatqueerbat · 7 months

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❕ achievement unlocked❕

get locked in your own shower and have to be rescued

▫️received -5 trust and +2 laughter

#it has a sliding door #and for whatever reason the handle on the inside doesn't like me so refuses to open #thankfully the bathroom door was unlocked and someone was home to free me #but wtf who designed this shower #i have to reach Over the doors themselves and push them in from the outside #shower problems #niche problems

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reinsmodernlife · 4 months

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HELP I ALMOST JUST WIPED MYSWLF OUT OVER MY LITTLE SISTERS MAKEUP BOX??

#OKAY SO HERES THE CONTEXT:#so i was walking to my bathroom cause i needed to blow my nose right #so like my little sister’s make up box was right by the door BUT #i didn’t know it was there because #it was dark asf in the bathroom bc its like 9:21 where i live #SO i turned the corner and BOOM #i trip over the box and almost fall over #luckily there was a handle bar nearby so i grabbed onto it #so yeah…. ya!!!!!!!#[ other posts ]#[ reins crazy ass rambles!!!! ]

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cypric-rat-hyperfixation · 1 year

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coping with the fact that there's a bug in my room but it's 2:00 a.m. so I can't just go get my neighbors like I did last time >_<

#yeah I'm that pathetic about bugs.#it was in the bathroom.. I was going to get a cup to trap it in and it crawled under the rug.. shut the door tight and pelted to my bed #curled up in the fetal position..#hh #>_<#not rats but worth sharing #last time I faced off with a pair of bugs that were either fighting or fucking for 15 minutes without success #before I caved and got my neighbors..#I can't handle them I can't deal with it.. my lip pulls up and my brow scrunches and I like have an autistic meltdown #it's the only thing I have an ''autistic meltdown'' about #hh.. >_<#I hate it I hate that it's in there and it has all night to crawl under the door and fucking have free range and >_< >_< >_<

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theinconveniencing · 2 years

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I miss my childhood house so much I would give anything to grab the knob at the end of the banister and jump from the third step and catch a million seconds of air while I whip myself around the banister and down the hall

#I also miss my treehouse and the pool table I would use for fashion shows and the smell of the “secret garden” under the stairs and #the way the house would settle and the planes overhead and that stain on the carpet from where I dropped an entire plate of mac n cheese #and the distinct smell of my mom’s closet and climbing down over the back bank and going to the entryway where the ceiling was two stories #high and throwing bouncy balls as hard as I could to get them to bounce off the ceiling and the rope swing in the backyard and eating #the buttercups that grew there bc I read once they were edible and the sound your nails made when they scratched across the counter and #using hot clue to peel off paint and make patterns on the workbench and the shed that smelled like gasoline and climbing the tree that #my dad installed handles into to make it easier and making umbrella forts and playing washing machine (spinning around and around in #circles with your arms out then falling to the floor and watching the room spin) and the mismatched rung on the banister from where #I broke it and the sound of the cat door and how the garage door was so heavy that it would slam if you didn’t prop it open and how the #smell of laundry would waft up into my room and how if you laid on the bathroom floor you could see a piece of the old yellow flower #wallpaper that my mom missed when she ripped it out and the sound of the sliding glass door that we could never quite get clean and #the sound that the bag full of bags would make when you opened the pantry door too far and how my neighbor always used to sing when #she brought her trash out late at night and the crunch sound the carpet would make when you walked on the edge and how raccoons would #always come to the back door and my cat would try to scare them away and being scared to go into my mom’s bathroom bc the shower #had been ripped out for years after my dad tried to power wash it so it left several gaping holes to the rest of the house but there were #spiders in there for all I knew or cared #carmen.txt

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eorzeashan · 1 year

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Eight's (hypothetical) echani children are named Imo and Ozatzu but Theron calls them Sniff and Whimper

#swtor #ooc #admin you named them after sweet potatoes #and WHAT about it. if star wars can name white people stuff like yamanasuke ren i can name them po t a to #theron; you're having kids????? isn't that a big step? can you even handle that #eight: you don't have to worry i won't make you take care of them #eight: (actively living in theron's apartment)#theron: right. uh huh #theron deals with the unexpected problem of suddenly having three Eights in his home #whenever he's in the bathroom eight likes to slowly crack open the door a bit #and usher the kids through and tell them to attack theron while he's on the toilet #theron hates it.

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dlnqnt · 1 year

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on the first day of september i encountered a ghost in my home is this an omen

#im being v fr #my parents' room door has become difficult to open since a few mos ago now it takes a lot of jiggling and turning the knob #so basically u know when someone is trying to enter or leave and it's right next to my room right and i can hear everything #so i get up early to use the bathroom and as i'm getting into the hallway i hear their door handle being struggled w #so im like oh i guess ma's gotta go to the bathroom too #so it stops and i wait a second so i can know which bath she's gonna go to so i can go to the other one #but the door stays closed and no one comes out #so im like oh she must be going b a c k even tho i would definitely have heard her walking back to her room before then if that was the cas #so i go in and check on her jic bcus if she's awake she wouldn't have even gotten settled back in bed by the time i opened the door #and what's this ? the woman is snoring facing away from me deep sleep cozy in bed like she's been there for hours #so im just like wtf and ziggy's perked up in his bed like he would be if he were ready to get up and greet her #and im like. im too tired for this so i do my biz and go back to bed #bcus what am i gonna do abt some freak ghost trying to open doors at 7am who does that u kno #it's the most innocuous shit

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beelas-bees · 1 year

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did I stay up an additional 2½ hours bc I'm so afraid of confrontation that I couldn't use the bathroom? yeag

#i just went 'fuck it' and used the bathroom bc i couldnt handle it any longer LOL #its 4am... your room is right by the bathroom..#youre gonna have 1. the door open (always) 2. the light on and 3. BE PLAYING MUSIC?#BRO I AM GONNA PEE MY PANTS 😭#well i couldve been asleep awhile ago but here we are #maybe i should make a ramble tag..

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