#bc i know you've been WAITING for more content of ur man~

[the-nysh]

Iaian on the volume 28 illustrations omg finally I missed him so much...

Yoooo, @weebianplebeian more sam fam volume content for you!

[nochi-quinn]

campaign 3 episode 38: dice burning party in the parking lot

let's see if I can stay awake this week! 8D

oh matt's gonna be the death of me

"the moment you've all been waiting for" don't speak for me

"my mutant superpower is not knowing what I'm doing" same

I genuinely cannot judge how good or bad matt's accent is, I don't think I've ever heard a good non-native version

excited to see how much of these costumes survive to the end of the episode

especially the gloves, those aren't lasting (or maybe I have second-hand sensory hell)

pike's voice with the gambit eyes sdlkfjsl

matt u should have oiled ur coat

"I'm pretty good at what I do" baking?

alright "what happens if laudna breaks away from delilah" betting pool get ready

I'm gonna cryyyyy

SAM

she does have a pretty good track record, doesn't she

YUP there went the visor off liam

aaand travis' mask

"you deserve to be more than a footnote in delilah's story"

sam

I would have prefered ashton but here we are

"and you loved imogen" sam with the shipper stick

I'm. not okay with this.

sam's characters have a running thread of mental manipulation and I've been cooling on fcg for a while bc of the Enforced Therapy aspect (I don't love the bonded character mechanic either) and just. hnrgh.

I wrote that before the nat 1, too, I just Dislike

[holds a knife on anyone trying to make a joke about laudna's holes]

yeah, LETTERS

ah hell

klsdjflsk

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

gonna fight matt in a parking lot

CRIES

bonus content for any jean/rogue shippers

vex: get fenthras'd, idiot

oh poor laudna she doesn't know any of these people :(

skdjfslkd trying to use the tablet with the gloves

chetney: GOD WOOD???

o. oh.

chetney

travis

PIKE

"you were just Dead"

you are not immune to vex'ahlia de rolo

percival

calm your SHIT percy jesus christ

lays in the floor

I see you wiping your face travis

TREE

would laudna have been one of the ones that thought percy abandoned them or was she too young to have Opinions

or would she have like. heard stuff from her parents. I know what I'm trying to say

"fight with obann" wrong campaign matt

"this gets to be real now" lays in the floor harder

she just starts whaling on the tree

crIES

this child for new party member

"there are kids who are never gonna know" I AM ALREADY CRYING YOU CAN STOP NOW

let laudna talk to the tree

THIS WORKS TOO

laudna 🤝 keyleth

tree aesthetic

I'm gonna stuff this man in a locker istg

I love her

A Keyleth Thing

keyleth is canonically their crunchy granola friend

group hug at the sun tree

chetney

sun tree: consent please

DO IT

orym: it's weird, none of us really understand

percy we will make you admit you love your friends if it kills all of us

percy: they're YOUR guests

laura and marisha are killing me

orym is likking me

FEARNE DO NOT PICKPOCKET THE CLERIC

they get chased out of whitestone and have to wait three in-game days to go back

…I just remembered Pike's cousins, this is not new to her

fcg has a flesh nose now

YESSS I was hoping for this

YEAH YEAH HELL YEAH

YEAH YEAH YEAH

permapate

"exposure therapy" dsklfjs

the newly refurbished chamber that was once Briarwood

why do I feel like we just heard part of every pitch meeting travis and sam had with the cartoon

percy shut the fuck up you never liked any of them

DOTYYYYYY

doty my beloved

MAKE LITTLE MISTER A GUN

a 21 HAS to do it

"this is how planet of the apes started"

scattershit

manners my beloved

fond flashbacks to dariax rubbing it on his gums

I just keep being distracted by how fking pretty laura is

where's scanlan, get your ioun ass in here

SAM

the pleather claps sdklfjs

okay look this is a very niche intersection of my interests but I'm picturing percy rolling up to the cerberus assembly like old bruce in batman beyond when he was getting his company back from derek powers

"how are you holding up?" "with a cane."

one shot that's just sam being tary and fcg

no dm only torment

scanlan shows up too

ashton

no one hates percy more than taliesin

"I just feel bad for him"

"thank you never mind go to bed"

chetNEY

oh I'm gonna CRY

I know a full Vox Machina Plot Rundown is impractical but part of me wants them to explain things to laudna

WAIT

IS IT

CRIES FOREVER???

f e a r n e

"get down here" "nO-"

"I start to give him a noogie but it hurts"

I love these fucking dorks so fucking much

they all react to the lights every time, I love it

I just noticed sam has veth's tattoo drawn on

57 things caught fire during break, I just got back

everybody's coats and gloves are off but liam's visor is back on

"we're on the moon, bitch"

wait until they find out what keyleth did UNDER the sun tree

do iiiiit

gay

oh there goes the visor again

Lady Laudna

"are you really doing this"

MCCOUGHNATREE LET'S GO

that voice + matt's getup is. something.

fearne: come here often?

trAVIS

"when they put up a new moon"

sun tree consent CANON

"I mean not the LORD" fuck you sam I was drinking soup

FUCK YOU MATT

LIKE JUST IN GENERAL

quick bring dorian back and install him in eshteross' place

NOT THAT HE'S DEAD

WE DON'T KNOW HE COULD JUST BE A SLOW START IN THE MORNING

"my face can't move!"

sdklfjsl matt flicking a card at sam

HORSE

"if you wind it the wrong way it DOES explode"

whats-his-face de rolo

laura fully distracted by the horse (valid)

OH YEAH rip podcast listeners

GILMORE?

fcg fuck off I want to see gilmore

taliesin's latent percy ego

do I get to hear matt gilmore again???

"I wasn't gonna let this not happen" thank you for your service taliesin

;-;

dangit I thought it was at least the husband

no I want a shopping episode

"shaun or nothin"

there's a WHOLE HOUR left what in hell

not the full name dlkfjsl

MATT

"what if he gets hurt?" "I can bring him back!" "no, don't!"

chetney phases through the door

matt

matthew

why blood odd

something something tf2 dead ringer

I need a tweest

what is the tweest

FINALLY

THIS BITCH

don't squish him!!

"how bad can it be" sunken tomb

"it opens" "and I die"

don't read that man's mail

(I know they're gonna have to read the mail)

;-;

TRAVIS

SIR

taliesin: hide that shit right now

BODEH

I feel like this is the least respectful major NPC death ever

thank you for ignoring the button travis

NOW get dorian

at least TELL dorian

[kitasfox]

ur bimbo series is too good pls <333 can u do one w a really mean tendou?

Aha ha this turned dark. Borderline dark content, not really but just be cautious. Mean Tendou, as mean as I could do 😀

THIS POST IS NSFW! Minors do not interact or I'll bite.

Warnings: now. mean tendou and like mean tendou. hate fuck on tendou's side, worshipping on yours, throat fucking, dacryphilia is a given bcs have you met me, kinda cum play, no aftercare choking a lil, muffling w a sock HAHA overstim, passing out holy shit

I'm kindly asking for reblogs if you liked it!

find sakusa's bimbo here!

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find suna's bimbo here!

find oikawa's bimbo here!

You were always there.

Whenever Tendou Satori needed someone, anyone, whenever he was alone, you were always there with a bright smile, looking at the red-haired man like he was the most amazing person you've ever seen.

And Tendou hated you for it.

When he was deemed a monster, when no one wanted to speak, to look at him, you were there, with doe-like innocent gaze, there for him, always.

You were always there, the stupid little girl, so hopelessly in love with the child with the nickname of a monster, the men he grew up to be fitting at the label.

How dare you, how dare you tell him you loved him, when there was nothing to love, how dare you wanted to touch him, how dare you be nice to him when everyone else adored you? 

He hated, he hated, he hated you for it.

All his life, he tried to get rid of you. Tendou had been so rude to you, so cruel all his life- he sometimes felt a sting in his chest at the horrible things he had done. But you never said anything, just took it as a dumb girl, letting him do and say anything, letting him try and find your boundaries, the ones you didn't have when it came to the red-haired man.

Not even when he told you he hated you, he hated you with every fiber of his body did you tell him he was unfair, you had done nothing wrong, you had been a good friend, supporting him any way you could.

No, instead, you had turned your widened, teary gaze to his red gaze, your lips trembling as you stared at him, hurt. Tendou never thought he would ever smile at you genuinely. But it was even worse, that the only reason he did was... that. 

He loved to see you cry.

He loved to see your face wet with tears, drool, and snot- even more when you smiled like you were in a daze whenever Satori would hold his cock, leaking hard because of your tears, rubbing it all over your wet face.

You sit on your knees, on the dirty ground of your schools' janitor room, your blouse ripped open by him, tits out for him to see, bruised with his marks.

Your eyed half-lidded, you look so dumbly happy waiting to please him, take his large cock between your lips and make him gasp. Your mouth hangs open, waiting for his cock Tendou holds inches away from your tear-damp face, tears from a few seconds ago when he fucked your throat mercilessly.

The image of your nails digging into his thighs, silent begs for him to stop, let you breathe, at least go a little slower as he would snap his hips against your face and listen to you gag and choke, watch your drool smear all across your face- it all has Tendou almost lose himself and cum all over your face.

But he doesn't, knowing you want nothing more than to swallow his load- he can't help but grin when he remembers how defeated you looked as he came all over his hands a few seconds ago. Your widened, teary stare was going to be his material to cum for the next few weeks, the one you had gave him after he fucked your throat without giving you a chance to taste any of him. He remembered your whimpering lips as he had collected all his cum on his boney fingers, tilting your face up by the chin, smearing his load across your tits, your neck as he choked you.

You're so needy, so dumb, so compliant, so submissive for him- Tendou could ask nothing else. Being mean to you is so fun, watching you cry, a kink.

You need him; he knows this, you need him, you worship him- your God, your devil, the man who grins down at you as you whimper and sob to taste him.

"What a fucking whore, not embarrassed to suck my cock in school?"

You should be, you know it. You're the favorite student of every teacher, despite your notes, you're just so innocent, so naive, no one can hate you- except for him, of course.

Tendou's the only one that can corrupt you like this.

"Anyone can walk in on you, anyone too close can hear how much of a slut you are- watch from the keyhole." Lanky and wet fingers climb from your neck, releasing your airways and pulling on your hair, instead. "I wish they could see how disgusting you are, sucking their monsters' cock. I wish they could see you aren't anything but a cock-hungry slut, nothing like that innocent angel they think you are."

Tendou Satori is mean, he's mean, so mean, you never knew why you were so obsessed with the man. 

But he's addicting, he's your everything, he's the one you seek approval from, the only person you want to cum for.

"You want this cock?" He asks finally, rubbing it on your tear-damp cheek, smearing his presumably on your skin. "Yes, sir, I want it, I want your cock, please!" You beg, but you know better to try and take him yourself, you know how much it hurts when he slaps you.

"How much do ya wan' it?"

"So much," you mutter, moaning the words, "I'd do anything."

Maybe you made a mistake. The predatory smile he has tells you as much. But you know there isn't any backing up now, "Really? You want it that much?"

"Yes, yes I want it, I want it so bad-"

"Well, then," he hums, suddenly bending forward, enough to have his face inches away from yours.

"Bark for me," Tendou mutters, relishing in the widening of your eyes. He looks so cruel, his hair like a halo of fire around his head, his wicked smile giving you chills.

"B-bark?"

"Bark for me." Tendou repeats. "Like the stupid dog you are, and I'll let you suck my cock."

He waits as you squirm with embarrassment and the new wave of ache in your pussy. He knows how much you enjoy the humiliation he gifts you, the dumb perfect girl of the school, now on her knees, her face wet with tears and cum and snot, begging, barking for her bullies cock.

So you comply, starting to bark, shaking because it's so- it's so embarrassing and-

Somewhere in the middle your voice starts coming out muffled, it's his cock stuffing your mouth to the brim, making it impossible for you to breathe, but you keep barking, barking till he tells you to stop.

"Good girl, fuck such a good girl!" He growls, fingers pulling on your sweaty hair, pushing your head so hard you think you might throw up when the tip hits your throat.

"We can play fetch after this, huh? Will you crawl for me? Bring a stick with your mouth? Will you be my stupid whore of a dog?"

You nod desperately; you don't know if he even notices the slight nod as he fucks your face with all his might.

"That's all you good for, anyway, God you're so ugly when you cry- it's gonna make me cum!"

It's then when he finally pulls away, but before you can even breathe, his hand that held your hair pushes your upper body on the ground, your cheek flush against the ground as you feel him settling behind you.

"Ass up, whore," his hand comes down on your ass making you scream with the pain. "Show me your disgusting pussy."

He's so mean- so fucking mean, you're just a rub away from cumming.

Hands pry open your legs when you push your ass up, once again shrieking with the pain as he keeps hitting your ass. "Shut your fucking mouth if you're not gonna bark." He tells you, you feel something stuffing your mouth- is that his fucking sock?

Before you can even react, his hands hold you by your ass and his hips snap against yours, and you're screaming, black dots dancing in your vision.

He starts fucking you, balls slapping against your neglected clit, skin against skin all you can hear.

He's so fucking big in you, each stroke ripping a scream from your chest, his cock moving in you and stretching you so wide you think you might break.

Somewhere along you cum, and then again, and again and again- but he wouldn't stop, not until he's satisfied, and that would happen maybe after you pass out. 

And when you do, he might not even glance twice, leave the room, instead, with you on the ground, skirt hiked up and soiled with his cum, your abused pussy, marked tits and red ass on display, mouth stuffed with his sock. 

But somehow, despite the ache in your pussy and whole body, you still have a fucked out, dumb smile on your face, satisfied- because you don't need anything else, no kindness, no nothing but him.

[bulletnotestudies]

I’d love to hear your lgbtq+ book recs!!

I hope you have a lovely weekend as well!

well now you've opened pandora sabrina's box asgdbhjq

okay firstly, lemme just link u to some recs we've previously compiled in the studyblr w/knives server: top 2021 books, lgbtq+ main character, trans main character (more recs incoming next month ;))

and now, to single out some recent(ish) faves: (cut bc this is long)

exciting times (n. dolan) - contemporary fiction they say this is the closest it gets to sally rooney but i haven't read any of her books so i wouldn't know about that. i would, however, know that i absolutely love the writing in this one - barely anything happens and i rarely like plotless books and yet here i am, tabbing the hell out of this book

gideon the ninth (t. muir) - sci-fi horror fantasy it took a little for me to get used to the writing but oh. my. god. it destroyed me in the best way possible and i already have the sequel on my shelves, waiting till after finals to dig in (very much recommend it - feel free to dm me and i can tell u more)

the charm offensive (a. cochrun)* - contemporary rom-com this had the lovely vibes red, white & royal blue has; i read it in a day and had a blast, it also has a main character of color and neurodiverse rep!

the six of crows duology (l. bardugo) - ya fantasy you surely already know abt it, but it's among my all time absolute faves so of course i have to mention it

the raven cycle (m. stiefvater) - ya urban fantasy same reason as with soc lol

things have gotten worse since we last spoke (e. larocca)* - conteporary epistolary horror horror indeed. chilling, gripping, delightfully horrifying and fucking disgusting - i probs won't ever be rereading but man, it was a ride

damaged like us (b.&k. ritchie)* - contemporary romance is this the height of literature? certainly not. but did i enjoy it and read it at lightning speed? i did. i really did.

the house in the cerulean sea (t.j. klune) - urban fantasy a hug in book form. reading this feels like being bundled up in ur fave blanket, sipping your fave hot beverage and Vibing™

hepdale rain trilogy (c. paul)* - ya urban fantasy i don't like werewolf stories. these books tho? had me in a chokehold. the characters are amazing, the writing is lovely af, and each book is better than the last.

the atlas six (o. blake)* - urban fantasy some ppl hated this but me? it made me go absolutely insane. i was making inhumane noises as this took my heart and twisted it in like 5 diff dimensions, 5 stars, immediate new fave.

top secret (e. kennedy, s. bowen)* - contemporary romance kinda a frat house you've got mail au. shameless smut ngl. a great pick if u just want sth quick, super non-demanding to read while getting over a book that ruined u lol

him (e. kennedy, s. bowen)* - contemporary sports romance same as the previous, just with the hockey gays flavor this time.

cemetery boys (a. thomas) - ya urban fantasy this. book. asdfsdghfjkl. my poor heart. just sweet and so soft, but at the same time amazing at tackling themes like your identity and belonging and culture and

simon vs. the homo sapiens agenda (b. albertalli) - ya contemporary romance a classic by this point, but i read it in 2018 and def wanna reread :')

heartstopper (a. oseman) - ya contemporary romance the graphic novel that stole our hearts <3 also go watch it on netflix everyone (if u want to Emote be consumed by warmth)

the magic between (s. hoyt) - magical realism romance this wasn't exactly a fave, but the dedication reads "for all the bisexuals out there - this one's for you." and yes. the bisexual rep this world deserves

*contains (varying degrees of) graphic sexual content

okay i'll stop with that for now, feel free to ask for more literally any time. but bc i cannoT shut up and you have been warned, here are some fantastic lgbtq+ books i have on my tbr (recs courtesy of my friends with superb reading tastes):

the darkness outside us (e. schrefer) - ya sci-fi romance my preordered paperback is on its way as we speak

in the dream house (c. m. machado) - non fiction a memoir that apparently doesn't read as non fiction and tackles multiple incredibly important topics

if we were villains (m. l. rio) - contemporary mystery i won't even say anything, this has been on my tbr for 6 years and that's that.

summer sons (l. mandelo) - urban fantasy (magical realism?idk) this was pitched to me as "the raven cycle but darker and more unhinged". sold immediately lmao

heated rivalry (r. reid) - contemporary sports romance hockey gays with a lot of angst

crush (r. siken) - poetry

iron widow (x. j. zhao) - sci-fi

the starless sea (e. morgenstern) - urban fantasy

19 days (o. xian) - manga

the gilded wolves trilogy (r. chokshi) - historical fantasy

if you have any recs for me (any genre), definitely do drop them in my asks or dms and if you ever run out of books of a specific genre to read or just wanna scream about a book, you know where to find me ✨

[placentafluid]

I know you've already joined but it's only fair I give you the rest of my inane rambling. anyway I hate tim allen for being the protagonist of this movie. I would watch far more than 90 minutes of Kozak being an evil scientist dogboy because he's my beloved dogboy bf I love him. this was all a ruse to get people talking about Kozak and bring him into the spotlight. fanart, fanfic, etc. now you know the truth. I'm desperate for content but nobody knows this movie let alone the character and that is a crime against humanity. in this essay I will-

tim allen shut the fuck up challenge when we had one greasy tricky slimeball Kodak right at our fingertips!?!?!?!? this movies a fucking trip. and i love it. i love it you don’t understand.

i have loved these movies since i was a kid and yes there are multiple, just not with Tim and RDJ. theres The Shaggy Dog(1959) and The Shaggy D.A.(1976) and they’re. thEYRE SO GOOD i can’t even explain them correctly because i am VIBRATIFN rn i’ve been waiting for people who like this franchise so badly

In the other movies, theres this ring from the house of borgia that’s either accidentally taken or stolen from a museum, and curses the person who reads the inscription on the ring (in canis corpore transmuto) and turns them into a dawg. i’m telling you this only because i am insanely in love with these movies and have done. too much research. from what i’ve gathered, the ring is actually from lucrezia borgia, a member of the borgia family she slays. historically none of this is accurate, she just poisoned people with a ring, idk where we got the dog story from it might be because they used to torture their prisoners and slaves into thinking they were dogs ITS REALLY DARK I APOLOGIZE but disney went Hey wait.

i don’t know WHO at disney thought ‘yes this would make a great comedy’ but i LOVE them. ok it’s also based off of a polish book about a man who is a dog during the day and a man during the night i believe. the book is called The Hound of Florence by Felix Salten. Never read it. It’s also super dark.

What i LOVE about the 2006 movie is that it throws all of that out the door and brings in Kozak. i love kozak so much. he’s the best character this movie has i love him!!!?!?!?!))?’b hes great. i would do the same thing in his position. i just wish he hadn’t gone to jail (half joking). I haven’t watched it in almost a year which is unFORTUNATE. when i was a kid and the Dvd fast play would play before your movie? i saw the little trailer for the shaggy dog(2006) and i had wanted to watch it so badly, but i thought it was an adult movie bc it had tim allen in it. so i never asked if i could watch it. anyways

ok wait i’m reading ur ask over there’s FANFIC!:?!:?3!3?3$)3 THERS FANART!?:!3??3 WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN

[cattles-bians]

damie vibecca exes au part 21

post directory

em: viola and becs love their lil hikes

em: oh actually did we already designate hiking as a damie thing

em: hmm.

em: yknow what damie and vibecca can both enjoy their weekend hikes

em: they bring isabel and she’s RUNNING up the path and tires herself out in 10 minutes and rebecca and viola swap out piggybacking her

obsetress: yeah it tracks because they both like fitness and viola likes her walks

obsetress: plus viola's like "it's good for isabel"

em: vibecca power lesbians love the challenging trails and damie just enjoy the sights

obsetress: dani venting to jamie one night: they don't even LIKE hiking, but they still had to do the blackjack loop, and WE won't even do the blackjack loop,

em: dani and her fanny packs... every time she sees isabel on a trail she like

em: stuffs her pockets w granola akdhdkfhdj

em: drives viola NUTS she’s like we packed our Own snacks

obsetress: dani gets SO excited

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obsetress: man i love these lil gay bitches

obsetress: no but um

obsetress: jamie gets in some fight w rebecca early on after they've reconnected

obsetress: prob about her dating vi tbh

obsetress: and jamie's so put off by the whole thing and is ranting to dani about it and dani's all like "you just need to have better boundaries, jamie, they're her choices, aren't they? not yours"

obsetress: and jamie just stares at her like.........................................

obsetress: "dani, you literally continued hooking up with viola for weeks after you broke up"

"oh, c'mon jamie, it wasn't weeks"

"no?"

"it was months"

em: dani shooting herself in the foot to like. correct jamie is so funny

em: not even ‘no that’s different’ or ‘no i’ve changed’ like ‘actually it was months’

obsetress: she says it w such a lil pleased smile on her face too

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obsetress:

obsetress: like who the FUCk gave her the right???

obsetress: a whole babe

obsetress: she didn't need to smirk like this

em: god she’s so Hot

obsetress: just think about all the times she and viola get into the banter

obsetress: and this exact face

em: i know we veered dramatically into soft territory w exes au but vi extremely stubborn lloyd and rebecca lawyer do no harm take no shit jessel truly. have some spectacular arguments

obsetress: they have absolute blowouts

obsetress: and then blowouts after the blowouts iywkim

obsetress: like dani's do no harm take no shit but she and vi also enable the SHIT out of each other

em: like dani tried but dani wasnt like. fully baked yet

obsetress: yeah! and then when she finally does and breaks up with her, she's back in her bed a few weeks later

obsetress: rebecca is the first person to not take viola's shit and to tell her no and viola can't fucking stand it

em: jamies convinced it’s a ruse for more make up sex

obsetress: dani's like "no, babe, trust me, i know what that looks like and this––"

"wot"

"what?"

em: dani (hushed) no she’s regular mad this isn’t fun mad

em: jamie (hushed but incredulous) FUN MAD?!

obsetress: please tell me how dani explains fun mad

em: a lil eyebrow waggle and a wink but then i like

em: thought abt her going to lift jamie up on a bench ‘well she kinda’

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obsetress: the way rebecca looks at peter when he is (seemingly) (unfortunately) good w the kids has me thinking about like

obsetress: rebecca seeing vi w isabel for the first time and just

em: turns out the evil landlord shes banging is also…… soft

obsetress: rebecca and jamie on the phone and rebecca's like "i know she's... a landlord and all, but you should've seen her with isabel"

"you've gotta be fucking kidding me, becs––"

"no, maybe you're too quick to write her off. maybe people can be more than one thing"

and jamie just groans

em: poor jamie and her class traitor ex gf

em: blows kiss to rebecca

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em: dani: i gotta go to the bathroom i’ll be right back

em: jamie: ok love

em: dani; (elbows jamie) ive Gotta Go To The B

obsetress: screamed

obsetress: dani trips over her own feet as she gets up to go

obsetress: then i just start thinking about dani absolutely pouncing on jamie the second they get into the bathroom and then i just start thinking about. how often that happens

obsetress: bathrooms or closets or wherever else

em: dani has this 6th sense for places to sneak off to

obsetress: god she DOES

obsetress: she's so good at it

em: she enters a new building and is taking lil notes just in case

obsetress: meanwhile rebecca and viola exchanging a look while they wait, knowing EXACTLY where they're going

em: viola leaning in like how much time do we have and becs is like vi. where’s your decorum

em: then she looks down at her watch and lists it down to the second

obsetress: she pauses

obsetress: then

obsetress: "and another six minutes if––" and vi's like "she'll want to go again"

em: viola buffing her nails on her blazer: she’ll want to go again

obsetress: rebecca rolls her eyes but she's grinning

obsetress: "you're all too smug" "me? smug?" becs just shakes her head and tugs her in by the lapels of her blazer

em: damie coming back to a fairly chaste vibecca kiss: BLEH can you guys GET A ROOM

obsetress: rebecca's just verly placidly like

obsetress: "dani, your zipper is still down, by the way"

em: dani; thanks :)

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em: dani clayton voice i’m braver and severely Weirder than ppl think

obsetress: she's a bit of a weirdo

em: see now i’m thinking about dani glancing away going dang i thought i was keeping it under wraps

obsetress: ngl i think about that a lot like

obsetress: she IS a weirdo but what does jamie know

obsetress: that she's like yeah she's a fucking weirdo

obsetress: like she's anxious and jumpy but jamie wouldn't call that weird

obsetress: what did she know and when did she know it

em: i’m thinking about jamie catching dani doing something like. idk eating a burger layer by layer or w a knife and fork and going

em: what a freak. i’m gonna marry her

em: dani tells jamie no this is a normal american thing and then when they go to vermont jamie realises no this absolutely is not

obsetress: she says something about it and dani doesn't even remember saying it in the first place

obsetress: "i didn't say that"

"you literally did say that"

"why would i say that"

(jamie taylor eyebrow raise) "you tell me"

(dani clayton flush and stutter) "i–– i..."

em: dani mumbles something like i didn’t think it’d pan out like this i just wanted the cool gardener to think i was. semi normal

em: jamie waggles her eyebrows like cool gardener???

obsetress: dani bumps her shoulder into jamie's "shut up"

"don't think i will, actually"

em: jamie starts to v seriously eat her burger layer by layer. danis like ‘ur taking the mick!’ and jamies like (sheepish) naw i just. wanted to see what it’s like

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em: every so often they’ll run into someone who went to school w jamie or knew her as a youth and they’re like ‘wow you’ve mellowed out heaps’

em: therapy queen

em: theyre in a pub and someone’s like ‘as i live and breathe! jamie taylor! i heard you died! someone told me you were arrested for (crime that becomes bigger and more outlandish w every new person)’ and jamies like ‘aye’ and they’re like

em: all sharing a beer at a quaint little pub n this old acquaintance from before has these v chaotic stories and danis like

em: jamie? my jamie? u must be confused. jamie goes to bed at 9:30pm watching antiques roadshow

obsetress: jamie just grins a lil

em: danis like haha jamie wow ur so mysterious and (she is already casing the joint for places to sneak off too)

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em: damvibecca sittin in a circle passing a joint around

em: a nice thought

obsetress: Wholesome

obsetress: dani falls asleep first, with her head in jamie's lap and they're all just kinda vibin and rebecca gets up to get her a blanket or smth and vi's just kinda like

obsetress: "you're really good for her, you know"

obsetress: all quiet and pensive

em: jamie takes a loooooonng pause and she’s like. i was sceptical but. you’re good for becs too

em: and then even quieter she’s like

em: thanks

em: the softest thank u from one jamie taylor

obsetress: rebecca gets back and looks back n forth between the two of them

"why are you two being weird"

"we're not–- what?"

"we're just sitting here, baby"

obsetress: rebecca narrows her eyes

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obsetress: jamie likes vi for becs because vi reminds her to live a little

obsetress: and can also keep up with her temperament because holy shit did jamie hate all of becca's bougie shit

em: jamie absolutely has um

em: like a repairs pile that shes gonna get around to Some Day re fixin clothes etc and

em: as much as i love 'rebecca and jamie worlds most calm and collected no drama couple' im defs toying with like

em: their ONE Big fight is beccs throws out the repairs pile

obsetress: "i was gonna––"

"no you WEREN'T, jamie!"

em: jamies like i The Tool I Needed is outta stock i had to- and becs is like? what, like you couldnt make do?

em: and even then when the heat dies down its still v calm and civil but like

em: FINALLY a lil dramatic angle to jamie rebecca

em: dani loves the repairs pile bc she loves a project

obsetress: she's also very content to let jamie have her silly little thing

obsetress: because it doesn't bother her and jamie is very good at keeping it in her space

obsetress: rebecca asks her about it one day and dani's like "oh i'm just glad she has a hobby :)"

em: couple times jamie's like. shes been tryna repair this one chair for months and eventually shes like

em: (swings axe) winters coming

obsetress: dani just watches with the dopiest grin

obsetress: jamie's all wot

obsetress: and dani's like

obsetress: :) you're hot :)

em: danis like hey i know its a brisk autumn but um

em: if u wanna

em: mimes taking shirt off

obsetress: jamie does it

obsetress: jamie rolling her eyes as she unbuttons the top couple buttons then tugs her shirt over her head

obsetress: but she's grinning

obsetress: dani sneaking up behind her as she's sorting the wood and just leaning into her bare back

obsetress: jamie jumps "oi!" and dani grins and nuzzles between her shoulders

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obsetress: been having so many becca feelings in our rewatch

em: oh gosh

em: i love her she truly is a tragic character

obsetress: same

obsetress: i just want her to live happily ever after in her lil power lesbian outfits with her lil power lesbian wife

obsetress: like she needs someone who can MATCH her

obsetress: her energy and her intensity and her passion

obsetress: and like she and jamie can push each other to be better but jamie’s just kinda like “lemme chill n do my gay little tasks” yknow

em: ya and like they Worked but they worked Much better as friends than anything romantic

em: jamies the lesbian best friend that’s like girl. stop settling for mediocre men with accents

obsetress: yeah!

em: jamie ‘how soon is too soon to ask out my good friend rebecca jessel after her v messy break up w peter quint’ taylor

em: and then rebecca ends up being the one like ‘have you ever thought about us?’ while jamies agonising over it like four months later

em: rebeccas a little go getter and jamie needs a little bit of a shove sometimes

obsetress: jamie, surrounded by three shovers,

obsetress: rebecca says it so casually over dinner like she’s talking about the weather and jamie’s like !?

obsetress: i can also see like

obsetress: rebecca says that bit about "have you ever thought about us" at dinner and jamie blanches and second guesses everything they do "is....... is this a date" becca just shrugs "do you want it to be?"

em: jamies motormouthing like ok but i cannot stress enough that i was comforting you about ur break up in a friend way no ulterior motives way i am ur friend first and foremost and rebecca just like

em: lets her get it out of her system

em: ‘well what about my ulterior motives’

obsetress: she WOULD

obsetress: "did you ever consider that maybe i had ulterior motives"

em: jamie: (pursing her lips, furrowing her brow that way she does) you had a messy break up with peter quint….. to seduce me.

em: rebecca: mmhmm

obsetress: jamie: me?

obsetress: rebecca: well, maybe a couple of reasons, but... yeah. you were up there

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em: after i asked out [ex] i spent ages agonising over when it would be appropriate to kiss her (i know...) and then one night at a party she’s like ‘so why haven’t u kissed me yet?’ and i’m like are u fucken. mate it takes two to tango

obsetress: oh my god?

em: drawing from that

em: jamie thinks they’re taking it slow (but not that slow) and rebecca is like girl what

em: ‘i never took you for old fashioned’

‘wot, me?’

'mmhm’

‘old fashioned?!’

‘well, you haven’t kissed me yet-‘

‘you haven't kissed me! i figured you wanted to take it slow after p-‘ and then rebecca like full on dips jamie and kisses her

em: rebeccas like always wanted to do that at least once lol

em: jamie is speechless for a couple minutes

obsetress: rEBECCA

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obsetress: thinking thoughts rebecca jamie same height but rebecca heels

obsetress: jamie looking up @ her all

obsetress: rebecca in her heels and is chilly and jamie getting up onto her tip toes to wrap her big coat around rebecca's shoulders

em: softtt

[gracefulweather]

hii ! lunar new year was really nice, my mom cooked a lot of dishes, so i was really happy. but i miss my fam a lot so i was a little sad 😢

valentine's day was super fun too, i had a lot of treats lol

omg i'm so glad you had a fun time !! boba tea is so good omg, what's ur favorite?

hahah same ! i've always made it a resolution to work out but i just never do lol. i haven't had time/energy to study any chinese recently but i really need to get back into it ! wait ur fluent in chinese ?? :O chinese involves so much memorization :')

aw wait but exo posters are classics ! and a pink phone case that's so cute omg. i actually have 2 little binder (?) things for photocards !

fr idk what i'm doing with lovesick lol but hopefully it'll all come together in the end. and i'll def take u up on that offer if i ever need it, tysm !!

literally !! haha but at least kev posted something about solo leveling recently

haahah yeah our beloved summer was good, i'll probably finish it but rn i need something more exciting ! ohhh i saw that you joined that fic collab ! hyunjae and our beloved summer that's so exciting, i'll def have to read it too ! and u chose love alarm, right?

i didn't watch all of us are dead, but my sibling is watching it. tbh i'm...too scared lol like apparently it's not that scary but...idk if i'm gonna watch it heh did you like it??

wait there's already a season one of goedam??? hmm i'll consider watching it just for prep for hak's acting debut (if we ever get it)

hoon's hair is so luscious he can honestly pull off any hair color it's not fair :( have you ever dyed ur hair? :o

being a multi is difficult, but tbh for me, i just have to figure out a balance of what i actually want to keep up with. like before i used to feel guilty abt not watching all of the content of a group i stan, but now i just vibe and keep up with whatever i want.

I LOVE TREASURE'S COMEBACK OMG it's such a yg kind of song but i love it sm and their album is so good too !!!

omg really!! that's fun! i think canada would b a fun place to visit and with moonbae posting abt it, it looks so nice ! and you've been so some of the places too, that's cool !!

i'm worried abt eric too :( he seems very closed off right now, i hope he can visit his family in the US sometime soon too

but yes !! a much deserved break !

wAIT BESTIE FR?? CHAPTER 17 !!! ohhh shizuka heheh it gets so intense omg !! literally when i found out that they were that young i was so shocked hahah i'm glad u like it !! there are so many twists !

hope you're doing well and taking care, ily <3

hiii omg glad you had a nice lunar new year, a nice meal with fam is always a good time!! but i know what you meannn whenever i had to go back to uni i'd feel like crying 😭 hope you visit them often!! and ur cute cats too!!

ooh a fave hmm for milk teas i usually go for green milk tea / jasmine, and then for fruit teas it'd be grapefruit!! which is... an unpopular opinion, i know 🤡 i got my friends to try the grapefruit before and they all... made a face.... it was so funny HAHA. wbu? do you prefer milk teas or fruit teas? oh aND tapioca or other toppings?

do you have any methods for memorizing chinese characters? bc WHY are they so difficult 😔 but yeah i'm fluent in mandarin! i used to do some translating back in the day actually, i was on a team that subbed one season of the chinese version of running man after luhan became a fixed member on there LOL. tbh that improved my chinese much more than any classes did!!

ur lovesick updates are so wholesome i love seeing them 🥺 def brightens my day ahaha

omg we finally got a date for solo levelling LMAOO and the album looks pretty cool!?!

haha yeah i choose love alarm, more for the concept tho bc i didn't... like... the drama :') have you seen it? i did like all of us are dead tho!! it's not scary but just a bit suspenseful and gory at times? the plot is pretty simple but there are some intriguing elements in there leading up to a s2. AND WAIT HOLD UP bestie if all of us are dead looks scary to you then... maybe... don't try goedam 😅 it is straight up horror LOL

ooh yeahh i actually got a balayage done last summer!! before that it would've been 2014 when i last dyed it so i definitely forgot how much damage bleach can do :') my hair felt like straw after aldkfjjs wbu? and team short hair or long? i'm always indecisive on whether to cut it or not HAHA

ahh yeah ur right, i used to feel guilty about missing content from my fav groups too... even if it was something i wasn't necessarily interested in?? but i guess these days you can kinda keep up with stuff thru the gifs floating around on here haha

YES i've been listening to jikjin on loop since it came out!!! ahhhh i love it sm 😍

canada is def nicer to visit during the summer than winter but there are some nice touristy spots! omg it sucks that jacob got covid during his vacay tho?? 😭 and yeah... it's kinda worrying seeing all the... negative attention they're getting these days :/

aight guess what bestie i finished arisa!!! ok i knew the boyfriend was quite sketchy esp bc the story seemed to depict everyone other than him as suspicious? like tsubasa never really considered him even tho he was in the king's group the entire time? but omg his backstory is so sad!! the entire story was just wild like making bombs, trying to k*ll tsubasa or making other people do it 😳 i do love the small moments in there like where tsubasa was trying to be shizuka's friend and the quote about time passing whether you're hating someone or enjoying time with friends 🥺 ahh it was a fun read!!

and yes hope you're doing well!! stay hydrated stay warm <3