#bc i’m obsessed but rarely post 😔

[apollos-boyfriend]

Okay, to enable your brainrot:

Imagine: Schlarklez as Tubbo’s parents, sending him to the first day of school. Tubbo is a very quiet and respectful kid most of the time. But as soon as he gets home from this first day, he immediately tells them that he is too big of a man to listen to anyone.

Now the question is: For how long each of them will hold a grudge on Tommy after that despite the fact that Tommy and Tubbo are inseparable now?

at first both of them think it’s fucking hilarious, but only when it’s not happening to them. jordan asks tubbo to wash his dishes after dinner and tubbo refuses because big men don’t wash dishes, they get other people to do it for them. schlatt falls out of his chair laughing. he is nearly instantly hit by karma as he tries to wrangle tubbo into taking a bath and the kid Will Not Budge. schlatt probably ends up falling into the tub himself at some point because tubbo’s too damn squirrelly, which genuinely almost sends jordan to the hospital because he ends up laughing so hard he bruises a rib.

jordan’s first instinct is to give tommy a stern lecture, but schlatt’s like “dude. he’s 6. he probably picked it up from his parents or older brother or something, you should talk to them instead.” lo and behold said dad is philza goddamn minecraft, jordan’s next-door neighbor that jordan SWEARS is ruining his lawn to make his own look good, and yeah, that definitely does Not help his feelings towards the man. phil assured him he’ll talk to tommy about it but there is No way jordan believes him. he’s 90% sure phil actually told tommy to amp it up, because the next time it somehow gets Worse. both of them get used to tommy after a few months, seeing that he and tubbo get along so well. they Definitely work to correct what tommy teaches tubbo before he passes it onto crumb, because they cannot deal with three tommys. one is more than enough.

[gublersg1rl]

hey queen i just saw your recent posts and ignore that im biased for a second as a little innocent angel who sometimes posts smut but i agree w the anon i feel like you actually already don’t reblog/say much nsfw stuff and in the rare instance that you do it’s usually just really funny and makes me giggle a lot bc ur such a funny girl!!! i also don’t think anyone at all considers you to be like obsessed w sex or dirty or whatever like that’s sooo far from my perception of you i follow some blogs where it’s literally all they ever talk about but honestly you post nsfw stuff so rarely i feel like most people probably don’t even think about it if that makes sense like nobody’s like oh willow reblogged something sexual that’s weird she must be really into sex!! i feel like for being in a fanfic based community your blog is already way more SFW than like 90% of other blogs tbh i bet most of the blogs who follow u that aren’t even nsfw are like more nsfw than your blog and also idk when you do post something nsfw you do it in a rlly silly way that makes me laugh so much so i am definitely biased BUT it is your blog and if you’re not comfortable reblogging or talking abt nsfw things that’s literally so totally fair u have to do what makes u comfortable at the end of the day

(don’t count how many times i said like im serious don’t do it……)

also this probably could have been a dm or a comment idk why im doing it this way 💖💖

HI MY ANGEL BABY GIRL!! i’m out rn and a little distracted so i hope this response makes sense 😭😭honestly this made me realize i think i post about nsfw stuff more than i do i looked through my most recent posts and only saw like 2 “inappropriate” posts and like you said they weren’t serious at all

ANYWHO

it’s not that i am uncomfortable with posting about sex because since i’m basically anonymous on here it feels easier to talk about that kinda stuff tho i still try not to get that graphic and also not to get into but i just have a pretty complicated relationship with sex LMFAOOOO so sometimes i’m like kmg im so gross i need to delete my blog and start over im too graphic im too sexual and then 3 days later i reblog smut LOLLL

im just in my feelings and a sex hater rn but it will pass in a couple days and i’ll probs make a silly sex post bcuz i’m an animal 😔💘

this is probs all over the place i apologize but thank you for this my lover you’re so rational and smart this made me feel a lot better mwah mwah mwah

[decapodsrandomfandom]

big ol’ fandom list (in no particular order or size. Some of these I’m more love with than others.)

BIG INHALE

FNAF

Ready Player 1

Project Hail Mary

Good Omens

NATM

Six of Crows

Pokémon

Ducktales (New and old, scream at me about either)

Luca

Dragon Prince

Owl House

Amphibia

ATLA

Wakfu

Hilda

Stretch Armstrong

Little Vampire

Centaurworld

How could I forget Glitter Force 

Tales of Arcadia

Glitch Techs

CRK

Mmmmmmm MMMMMM miraculous 😔

I FORGET EVER AFTER HIGH YALL-

Harry Potter (Big L for me as a trans guy)

Kotlc 

Everything riordan

TMNT (2012, ROTTMNT, and soon to be TOTTMNT)

The Amazing Digital Circus

Adventure Time

Ghosts (USA bc I’m a loser)

Various Webtoons

Helluva Boss

Steven Universe

Infinity Train

Carmen Sandiego

Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts

She-ra

Monster High

The Ghost and Molly McGee

Not listing the extensive list of Disney crud I could rant about for hours, but know that Wall-E and Big Hero 6 are my fav Disney movies. as well as the previously mentioned stuff and stuff onward.

Voltron

Everything a Netflix-raised Gen Z could ever need, including Sonic Boom and Prime. or just sonic in general. and netflix kids shows. in general.

Kid Cosmic

Total Drama (Island and Action only, everything else is dead to me.)

Spiderverse

Heartstopper

The Hollow

Dead End: Paranormal Park

Yes, I will talk about HTTYD if you need me.

Rare find for all the insane people still reading: The Book of Life.

Nimona

Wander Over Yonder

MANY MUSICALS HOLY SHIT, basically any mainstream musical? I love. I’m a basic white boy, I’ll eat up SIX and Hamilton, drink up that Greatest Showman and Chicago,

Octonauts

Fantasy High (DnD series)

uhhh I GUESS TANGLED THE SERIES???

EPIC the Musical

FUCKING ULTRAMAN??? ULTRAMAN RISING??? WHO THE FUCK-

Deadpool

Gambit-related things??? Gambit??? I love Gambit???

Fairly Odd Parents. Mostly The New Wish because I can't bring myself to watch the rest of the original.

In Stars and Time

LEGO Monkie Kid

the blue highlights are the current obsessions. i would forever love you if you sent me stuff on them. also feel free to compare this against your DNI. I won't block anyone who doesn't like my stuff, but I will post about these.