#beanpost

[soy-bean-ass]

"so, mr. black leg, how do you manage to smoke 3 packs a day and keep so fit?"

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[bea-n-art]

"In one expression, you need to portray how you just realized that for the last 6000 years your mortal enemy that you casually keep tabs on, so that you can leap to his rescue, enable his hobbies that he sucks at so you can live vicariously through his joy, likes to drag to lunch dates so you can stare at him while eating nothing, and follow around like a lost puppy dog without an owner. Is in fact the love of your life. And go:"

[cocajimmycola]

new kitty <3 everyone say hello to bean!!!

[beanbagburrito]

heres mine :3

made a bunch of mane 6 +Yeah! reaction things since everyone on twt is using these in light of the new update :') feel free to use em if you'd like!

[beanbagburrito]

she eye on my beholder till i see the worlds inherent beauty

[beanbuned]

that mythic dawn museum in skyrim is extremely funny. imagine if someone opened a bin laden museum in kansas and the owner said that his dad flew the 9/11 plane. also its in his one room house. i am standing on his bed

[makerandbean]

i’ve been on holiday for the past month, and while the people looking after The Bean for me have done an amazing job looking after her (especially her medical needs wrt her eye issue, which has now thank goodness cleared up), she doesn’t really tolerate grooming from anyone but me.

which means, combined with the fact it’s shedding season, she’s now a crankly stinky grumpy little woman who smells lightly of pee. bath time!

[nebula-gray]

[wuwubean]

i went to the library looking for another discworld book and left with mistborn. if i lose myself and become an obsessed cosmere fan i need you all to avenge me.

[dante-winning-archive]

I felt bad for separating them, so I put Vergil in the tree as well

[soy-bean-ass]

snufkin in the city

[bea-n-art]

Why I agree with Aziraphale's decision in sO2 e06.

Firstly, I just want to say this is a classic second-act situation where the lovers split. It makes for a good story and I am confident that they will end up together eventually.

That said. I don't think Azi's decision is that complicated or out of character.

Earth has just narrowly escaped Armageddon TWICE. (And he also learned about the second coming.) Azi still wants to protect Earth (ideally with Crowley's help, but that would mean Crowley coming with him). Crowley wants them to be an independent "us" which would mean leaving Earth to its faith, and eventually fleeing if it gets destroyed.

We can logically say, Crowley is probably right and Azi won't have much of a say in heaven. Michael will likely conspire against him. Metraton will try and manipulate him. But Azi doesn't believe that. He needs to believe there is a chance to protect Earth. Even if the chance is small, he has to take it. If he took Crowley up on his offer, and Earth got destroyed, I am not sure Azi could live with the thought that he could have done something and chose to run away. He can't turn his back on mankind, even at the cost of his own happiness.

Crowley is the religious type who left the church and is no longer a believer. Azi is the religious type that left the church and no longer believes in the system, but still believes in God. He is still loyal to God and believes their plan is beyond what anyone can understand (ineffable.) He was cut off from heaven, he didn't walk away like Crowley, so despite his disapproval of Michael, Gabriel and the rest, he never let go of his belief that heaven is the side of good.

I like to believe that there is a part of Azi who also thinks that the only way he can be with Crowley in a way that he is comfortable, is knowing that the earth is safe. Which in turn would preserve the life they have so far made for each other on Earth and grown to love over the last 6000 years.

[creauxbarre]

I've never had proper Hoppin' John (my family's from Appalachia, not the coast/low country), but I love any bean-related tradition. I gave it a whirl with some ingredients and techniques that aren't authentic, but they did turn out a delicious result.

I cooked black eyed peas with the bone from our Christmas ham, along with some onion, garlic, thyme, bay, tomato paste, and a little crushed tomato. I made basmati rice separately because I don't like mushy rice and I haven't mastered a one-pot rice dish that doesn't come out overcooked. Cooked the collard separately too, with some bacon, onion, garlic, and a little bit more tomato. Served with Frank's Red Hot.

[lunapwrites]

Me: [lying on the couch, exhausted, procrastinating starting the rice cooker for reasons of 'i don't want to get up yet']

Bean: [pulls herself up to standing next to me, gently baps my arm.]

Me: "what's up?"

Bean: "Pbbbbbbt."

Me: [very seriously] "I see."

We have uh. Entered a new stage.

[girlboyadvance]

Beanish, who fell in love with the sun

[beanbuned]

the lumiose city council rezoned the street I live on into a wild area and now whenever I leave my house go to work I get attacked by wild beasts.