#beauty vlogger! iwa

[redroseinsanity]

IwaOi Youtuber AU

As a disclaimer, I don’t know anything about make up, I have a poor track record with fitness videos and I don’t actually watch a lot of Youtube. But these hcs just slammed into me a couple of days ago and I was talking it out with @thewhiskingpot​ but I’m juggling a few too many WIPs so I’m just gonna get it out here. 

Oikawa is fitness vlogger extraordinaire. He does pilates, yoga, ten minute home workouts, tabata in the streets, easy stretches for work from home aches. You name it, he’s done it. All with that same peppy charm and winsome smile.

Ridiculously popular? check. Super hot? check. Extremely charismatic? check.Probably makes you feel like punching him in the face when you’re gasping on the floor like a dying fish after the 6th rep but also like you wanna do it again cause he’s so bloody encouraging. 

Iwaizumi is a beauty vlogger that gives no nonsense reviews and accidental life advice while doing his make up . 

He’s the one make up youtuber you can Trust.

Especially after the time a big brand sent him their samples and he tried it for the first time on a live stream, applied it for all of 30secs before he went ‘Nope’ and removed it. I C O N I C

Oikawa doesn’t really do make up, but he needed to learn eyeliner for an event after casually making a remark in a video, was pointed to Iwaizumi’s vids by fans of both.

He is shook

He thinks about the super buff guy with a straight face dabbing glitter on his lower lashes in the middle of the night, while getting his groceries, in the shower

He binge watches aLL of Iwa’s videos

He rewatches the one when Iwa says, “ Someone who can't see the opponent before them can't see the opponent lying beyond.” while he does his eye shadow, a lot

Then he makes a direct shout out to Iwa in his next video asking him for a tutorial on eyeliner

Iwa has no clue who Oikawa is but watches a couple of videos and definitely falls into the ‘want to punch his face’ category. 

He briefly mentions the shout out in his next video and then includes the link to an older eyeliner tutorial. That’s it. 

Oikawa is Not Having It. Goes on the offensive (if you’re gonna it it, hit it till it breaks right)

Does a video of him trying one of Iwa’s tutorials and shows just how badly he messes up. Cue pouting into the camera (I need personal assistance!)

Iwa wants to smash his face so bad

Another deadpan video, another link to a tutorial for beginners

Comments are INVESTED is this a fight? Is there sexual tension? Are we picking sides? Is this what flirting looks like??? No one knows

Oikawa proposes a bet: If Iwa can’t do three of Oikawa’s killer ab workout videos without taking a break, he has to come and help Oikawa learn make up

Iwa takes the challenge, films it, breaks the internet when footage of him all sweaty and shirtless goes viral

Probs breaks Oikawa for a while too. He defs blue screens when he sees the thumbnail

Iwa is surprised because only when he does the workouts does he come to realise Oikawa is hella strong. the heck? He does all these workouts, smiling, chatting like he’s at afternoon tea?? What are his core muscles made of? 

Grudging respect from Iwa

HE WON THE BET THO fans are like :((( No more Iwaoi content?? BUt the ship was just sailing...

He feels like he’s dying doing 3 Oikawa videos back to back but he gets it done

Then he PMs OIkawa for his home address and then goes over to help him with his make up

Is extremely amused to discover Oikawa is scared of the eyelash curler

And eyeliner on his waterline

And falsies 

And does NOT understand the concept of a lip liner

The video that goes up eventually is ‘Boyfriend does my make up challenge’ 

Oikawa tries, he really does

At least he scored a bf tho ;)

[haikyuuwaifu]

Ch.10

Genre: Drama, Angst, Humor, Fluff

Warnings: Swearing, name calling, drinking, mentions of infidelity

a/n: Remember this part of the storyline is in the PAST; ALSO the relationships are at different points in time. It’s not super important but I felt the need to mention it.

MASTERLIST

NOT QUITE USED TO SOMEONE NEW

[IWA + NANAKO: YEAR 3]

Iwaizumi let out a sigh, as he toed his shoes off and made his way into the apartment he and Nanako shared. “Babe?” he called out, a small part of him hoping she would be home. With no response, he shook his head, and sighed again setting his bag on the counter, and making his way toward the fridge. Pulling the door open, he found he wasn’t surprised at the fact that it had been empty. It was Nanako’s turn to pick up groceries, but as usual, she forgot.

Pulling a beer out of the fridge, Iwa popped the cap off and took a long sip of the cool liquid. Shutting the door, he made his way to the living room, taking a seat and sprawling himself out. As Iwa sat in the silence, he mind wander to the last few months. They had just moved in, everything was all set up, and everything had been perfect. At least, Iwa thought everything was perfect. Nanako seemed happy, and he was doing his best to keep her that way, but he never realized just how expensive her taste was. He could recall how many times he’d come home to an endless amount of shopping bags. She had wanted to be a beauty vlogger, she told him. Begging for a set up fit for a celebrity. She had a small, yet loyal following; but Iwa couldn’t figure out when she would start making the money she had been talking about.

The slam of the door and the rustling of bags, made Iwaizumi shut his eyes in frustration. He’d be an idiot not to recognize what all that rustling was. “Babe!” Nanako called out, making her way toward the living room. “Look at all this stuff I got! It was practically a steal!” she chortled, setting them down and pulling items out one by one. Iwa watched, frustration and anger clear on his face, as Nanako rambled on and on. Looking up, Nanako recognized the look on Iwaizumi’s face and made a frown herself. “You don’t like it?” she mumbled, clutching the fabric in her hand tightly. “It’s not that I don’t like it,” Iwaizumi started, setting his nearly empty beer bottle on the table. “It’s the fact that you went out and spent god knows what on useless shit again.” He hissed, annoyed even further, as she continued rifling through bags. “It’s not useless shit Hajime!” Nanako snapped, waving her hand at him. “This is what I need to go viral!” “Don’t you know that I have to put myself out there and get the best products to do that!” she questioned, rolling her eyes at the way the man before her tensed. “And that would be fine Nana, but we don’t have that kind of money. Especially since I’m the only one actually working.” He argued, standing up to move. He couldn’t sit right now, his fingers antsy as he tried to contain his anger.

“I’m not saying that you shouldn’t do more to get noticed, but I need you to cool it on the spending.” He mumbled, moving to reach for her. Nanako pulled her wrist back, as if he had burned her, a deep sneer on her face. “And I need you to make more money. You say you support me, but you’re stopping me from achieving my dreams!” She screamed, grabbing her bags and making her way toward the bedroom. “And don’t even think about coming in here tonight!” she called out, slamming the door soundly. Hajime just sighed, sitting down and laying his head in his hands; wondering, when it all turned sour.

[Kuroo + Y/N Year 2.5]

Y/N took a sip of her drink, her mind full as she watched the pedestrians pass her by. Things with Kuroo had been subpar as of late. Not for lack of trying lately, but he had been distant and pulling back; so she opted to give him the space he was subconsciously requesting. Playing over their last conversation, she sighed as she recalled how he accused her of cheating. It was ridiculous, if she were being honest, but he had his hang ups and who was she to judge.

She also recalled calling him out on the lie he told, the time he said he was tutoring; only for Osamu and Rintaro to catch him out at a movie with Alisa. No surprise, Kuroo had an excuse ready, but Y/N refused to hear it. It was one thing to lie, but it was a whole other thing to lie to the woman who could read him like an open book. Pulling out her phone, Y/N sighed as she saw no new notifications. Sipping her drink, she made up her mind, that a trip home might do her some good after all.

Kuroo could only sigh, as he took another swig of the vodka he ordered. Shaking his head, he checked his phone hoping he had any messages from Y/N. He’d realized he’s been nothing but a terrible boyfriend lately, and honestly he couldn’t figure out what was wrong with him.

It’s not like he meant for anything to happen. He really had never had feelings for the older Haiba...but something about her drew him in, and he found himself cancelling dates and having sleepovers with a woman that wasn’t his girlfriend. Letting out a groan, he downed the rest of his drink and ordered another. As he waited, Kuroo felt a familiar manicured hand on his shoulder. “Hey handsome!” Alisa cooed, reach in to peck his cheek. Kuroo in absolute disgust leaned away from her affection, a sneer on his face. Pouting, Alisa tried again, only for Kuroo to physically nudge her away. “We’re not doing this again Haiba...What we’ve been doing is wrong...it’s disgusting.” Kuroo mumbled, thanking the bartender and downing yet another drink. Alisa merely snickered, shaking her head at her naïve friend. “You keep saying that, but you keep coming back to my bed Tets.” she whispered, reaching out to bite his earlobe. “Probably because you’re a fucking easy lay.” he hissed, sending her a glare. “I’m not fucking doing this again.” he ordered, turning away from her and thoroughly ending their conversation.

The next morning, Kuroo woke up in a room not his own. The familiar silk sheets making him groan, at the unsurprising fact that he ended up in Alisa’s bed yet again. Turning over, she was still asleep. Grabbing his phone, Kuroo hoped he had a text from Y/N, only for his body to fill with disappointment at the lack of anything. Kuroo was sure, if he kept this up...it would be the end of something great...but looking over at the woman beside him, he simply couldn’t find it in him to care.

Lying next to me |Did ya catch my name, yea

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[fairylights101writes]

So @seijouho and I were talking about matsuhanaiwaoi things and I was like “okay, but lemme write some headcanons” aaaaand here we go. The rest are under a read more!

The four moved in together after college (Makki and Oikawa went to the same university while Iwa and Mattsun went to different ones, but they all maintained a long-distance relationship throughout their college years) and with the amount of money they had they went ahead and bought a house - a small fixer upper, but theirs nevertheless

Mattsun landed a job as an editor in the city and writes in his spare time - he often gets inspiration from his boyfriends. Makki is a beauty vlogger and within a year actually managed to get a big following and a couple of sponsors, but he still works in a local coffee shop for extra cash. Iwaizumi is a physical therapist, typically for athletes, and Oikawa is on the professional volleyball team

They don’t always get to spend a lot of time together, but in the beginning it was Mattsun who decided that they needed at least one day a week to spend time all together to relax and make sure everything was okay. That started in the first year of college (typically happened with a group Skype call), and continued at the house. They typically curl up in the living room and watch TV or movies, and they rotate who’s turn it is to pick movies

Sometimes they go on dates though - they’re really fond of picnics and walks at the nearby park, which also has a lake that they can go swimming in when the weather is nice. Mattsun likes to make crowns from dutch clovers for them, which he’ll place on their heads with the sweetest pecks and eskimo kisses, which make the boys (especially Iwaizumi) blush and stutter. Makki is the baker, so he’ll make all sorts of sweet treats for them to eat there (he likes to hand feed them like a dork), and Iwa cooks them food

Oikawa likes to playfully complain because “Haji! Hiro! You’re going to make me gain too much weight with all your good food! Then my coach and trainer are gonna get mad!” They just swat him and tell him to suck it up - plus he never gains the weight he complains about, and they do try to make him nutritious things

Mattsun on the other hand

Mattsun gets a little pudge because he quit playing official team volleyball and instead played with the far less competitive club, rather than the team at university, and after graduating he stopped altogether. Sometimes he feels bad about how he’s put on a little weight, but the other three love him for his extra squish (“Shush Issei, you’re not even that big” “Yeah, you just aren’t ripped like Hajime, but that’s okay, but no one is ripped like Hajime!”)

Oikawa comes home from practices, games, and tournaments with lots of aches, especially in his right shoulder and knee, so Iwaizumi will give him rubdowns and massages (and then the others too so that they aren’t left out). Iwaizumi has “magic hands” according to them, and they pay him back with lots of smooches and hugs

Their best investment though was when they got their custom-made bed two years after moving in. The previous bed was nice, but cramped and hot. The new one though - oh, that was a dream

The bedroom is longer than it is wide, not by much though, and one end has a pretty wide window, and so they had the bed built there so that it spans from wall to wall, and it has a headboard with sliding doors that hide cubbies, which they can put things into (usually lube, condoms, so on). The bed is covered in pillows (no fewer than five normal pillows), a bunch of blankets (themed ones for each too - a volleyball and galaxy one for Oikawa, a Godzilla one for Iwaizumi, flowers for Hanamaki, and dogs for Mattsun). It’s wide enough that they can sprawl out and move so they don’t get overheated at night, which is a blessing, and makes them infinitely more likely to all sleep in the same bed

They can usually find Oikawa napping there after early morning practices, and whoever is free will probably curl up with him (this has led to everyone having numerous pictures of Oikawa sprawled on the bed with at least one other person cuddled up beside of him)

Holiday meals are a riot because they try to fit four sets of parents into one house, as well as assorted siblings and their children, but they manage, and Iwaizumi and the parents always cook enough for an army while Makki and Oikawa’s sister are in the back whipping up all sorts of baked goods for the families

None of them are big on drinking, but sometimes Makki will pour himself a glass or two of wine, turn on some music, and lounge on the couch until someone with some free time comes in. That usually results in slow dancing, even if it’s the complete opposite of slow dancing music. Makki tucks his head into Mattsun and Oikawa’s shoulders, or settles his chin on the top of Iwa’s head, and he’ll hold one hand while he wraps his arm around their waist and holds them close and spins them in slow, lazy circles. Sometimes the other two will come in and stop if they’re home/not working/not tired. Sometimes they join in. If that happens they usually end up changing partners and all drink a little wine, and they end up giggling into kisses and being so, so very happy

On the other hand, Makki still loves to joke and prank, so using his very limited French knowledge from uni, he’ll go up to the others occasionally, purr “I want to touch your baguette,” and grab their crotch. This has led to slapped hands, deadpan stares followed by “are you fucking kidding me?” and, sometimes, actual “baguette” touching

Mattsun is the one who goes out and gets the first pet. Is it a cat? No. A dog? Not even close. A fish???? No - he decided to get a hedgehog, which he called “Iwa”. Oikawa literally fell to the ground laughing when he found out. Hajime sat down and took several long, controlled breaths (secretly because the damn thing was so cute that he was low-key dying). Makki joined Oikawa on the floor, wheezing

Later they ended up with two cats (both long haired and black, much to Oikawa’s grief since he loves to wear white or bright colors). They’re called Alexander (the Great) and Pawley

Makki keeps a garden in the backyard and grows lots of things!! Iwaizumi made fun of him for growing morning glories (“you do realize those are weeds, right?” “Shush, they are beautiful and they are my children!!!” “... right.”), but he also grows roses, sunflowers, and more! The boys tend to get home grown bouquets from him

Iwaizumi likes to curl up on their bed surrounded by pillows and with a cat on either hip (and the hedgehog on his chest) as he catches up on his reading, though he tends to fall asleep like that, and his glasses end up skewed on his face. The others have many pictures of this, and they like waking him up with kisses. Or screaming if Mattsun pile drives Makki onto the bed

Oikawa. Fucking. Tooru. He tries so, so very hard to be romantic, but he tends to miserably fail. Books them a table at a really nice restaurant? Food ends up shitty and kinda ruins their date night, though they make up for it at home. He tries to make them breakfast in bed as thanks for dealing with all his volleyball stuff? Burns half of it, sets off the smoke detector, and ends up waking everyone up on accident. Get them flowers and nice things for the anniversary? The flowers somehow end up broken or wilting before he can get them safely into his boyfriends’ hands. He’s a walking romance disaster, but they love him for it

He also tends to forget anniversaries because he’s always extremely busy with volleyball, and whenever he has to be out of town or the country for tournaments, especially when he makes it to the international/Olympic team, he always ends up crying after he calls them for birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays

Makki and Mattsun 100% walk around the house sometimes with their hands stuck through their shorts, and they’ll come up and grab Oikawa, Iwa, or each other on the ass, which will usually result in a race around the house and lots of laughing

Fixing up the house together, one step at a time. One of the first things to go is the positively atrocious paint job in the bedroom, and they all end up covered in turquoise paint with handprints on their butts and smears on their chests from where they pulled each other in for kisses

Building furniture was somewhat of a fiasco because someone usually tears the directions in frustration and someone else usually accidentally hammers their finger, but all ends well. Eventually. After lots of trial and error. Thank God for Iwa and his higher than average comprehension of putting things together

But he totally fails when it comes to picking things that match. It’s a miracle if he’s not walking out of the house with three different kinds of stripes, and an even bigger one if he picks something on the first try that the others approve of. He just doesn’t understand why he can’t put color X with color Y or design A with design B. But he doesn’t complain too much

Basically they’re just super fucking happy living together in their cozy little fixer upper that they painted a soft pink and filled with lots of plants, and eventually a dog joins the picture, and then a kid, and when a second kid comes into the picture they move into a bigger house, and have their damn happily ever after