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#because real estate agents and landlord are cousins and they would eat you alive if they thought they could make a nickel off the tv deal
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Kanaya: Why Is The Example For “Telling Someone The Plot Of Dracula Sounds Like Lying About The Plot Of Dracula” Always “Dracula Gets Stabbed To Death By A Cowboy” And Never “Dracula Gets Murdered By His Real Estate Agent”?
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