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UU: why do yoU have sUch wide eyes?
UU: are yoU a prey animal?
#submission#incorrect homestuck quotes#calliope#roxy lalonde#//#mod kanaya#real creechur posting hours
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DIRK: Don’t wanna be an American idiot. DIRK: Fuck America.
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JUNE: Vriska! This is a charity event! VRISKA: I don’t 8elieve in charity, June! VRISKA: Fuck them kids!
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ARADIA: i’ll take “things that didn’t happen” f0r 500, s0llux. SOLLUX: alriight SOLLUX: eriidan and feferii got iintwo thiis quadrant last week GAMZEE: wHaT iS MaTeSpRiTsHiP SOLLUX: correct ERIDAN: this group chat is a prison!
#submission#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#aradia megido#sollux captor#gamzee makara#feferi peixes#eridan ampora#erifef#mod nepeta
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Dirk: And as I have said, I refuse to pronounce French. Dirk: If you do not want me to say the letter, do not put it there. Dirk: Could also feasibly apply this standard to Polish but we won’t go there.
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Inbox should be open now, sorry about that! It still might be a bit, but some submissions will make it easier when we come back! Feel free to send stuff in!
Hello all! Mod Nepeta here, I know it has been a while, but I am unfortunately here to announce a small hiatus. Life has been very busy for all of the mods lately, but we'll hopefully be back in a week or two! In the meantime, please feel free to continue sending quotes to the inbox for when we come back! So sorry! :(
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Hello all! Mod Nepeta here, I know it has been a while, but I am unfortunately here to announce a small hiatus. Life has been very busy for all of the mods lately, but we'll hopefully be back in a week or two! In the meantime, please feel free to continue sending quotes to the inbox for when we come back! So sorry! :(
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Happy Homestuck Day!!!
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Caliborn: YOu CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE? YOu EARTH HuMAN LADIES WOuLDNT KNOW HOW TO BREAK A SPINE IF IT--
Caliborn: AAAAGH MY SPINE!
#submission#caliborn#source: meet the sandvich#this was absolutely John Egbert's doing#john egbert#hs caliborn#homestuck#incorrect homestuck#mod vriska#// continuing the caliborn hate train also tumblr wouldnt left me tag caliborn without the hs so tumblr.com is on my side
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can we get a quote that’s everyone coming together to repeatedly kung pow penis caliborn
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CALIBORN: FAT BITCHES ARE SEX OFFENDERS I SEE THEM AND I’M SEXuALLY OFFENDED
CALIBORN: MAKING LINGERIE FOR FAT BITCHES IS LIKE GIVING KNIVES TO LITTLE KIDS THEY GONE HuRT SOMEBODY
CALIBORN: IF YOu FIND YOuRSELF IN A FAT BITCH PuSSY JuST REMEMBER IT’S BECAuSE YOu’RE BROKE
CALLIOPE: K
ROXY: U
DIRK: N
DAVE: G
KARKAT: P
ARADIA: 0
ERIDAN: WW
JUNE: P
TEREZI: 3
GAMZEE: n
LATULA: 1
SOLLUX: 2
VRISKA: !!!!!!!!
#submission#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#caliborn#roxy lalonde#calliope#dirk strider#dave strider#karkat vantas#eridan ampora#aradia megido#june egbert#terezi pyrope#vriska serket#latula pyrope#sollux captor#gamzee makara#mod vriska#// another submitter asked if they could all come together and kung pow penis someone#and this one just felt right
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VRISKA: Here’s the plan!
VRISKA: We kidnap him!
TEREZI: VR1SK4, NO
VRISKA: We forcefem her!
TEREZI: 4LR1GHT, YOUV3 CONV1NC3D M3
#submission#vriska serket#terezi pyrope#june egbert#junevrisrezi#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#mod vriska
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Dave: if dragon was spelled with a j itd be pronounced the same way
Dave: jragon
Rose: I’m sorry your brother threw you down the stairs as a baby. I see now how that has affected your adult life.
#submission#dave strider#rose lalonde#child abuse tw#ig#ignore the fact i originally typed childe#side effect of Hoyoverse Brainrot#<- submitter#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#mod vriska
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Dave, holding one of jade’s (alive) chickens: yo what flavor is this chicken
Jade: A red laced blue wyandotte!
Dave: huh
Jade: It lays brown eggs and is pretty.
Dave: k
#submission#my brother said the first thing to me#i have mentioned my jade keeping chickens hc right#i wish my chickens were chill enough some random (to them) blonde guy could pick them up#although one of our ROOSTERS let my 4 y/o sister pick him up#compared to certain other. future dinners that keep on attacking her.#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#dave strider#jade harley#mod vriska
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Terezi: YOU TRULY 4R3 FOOL1SH, STUP1D MORONS TO NOT R34L1Z3 WH4T TH1S M34NS!
Jade: foolish?
Jade: stupid?
Jade: moron?
Jade: MEANS?! D:
Jade: …
Jade: (john, what’s she talking about?)
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Dirk: You can’t say that to me, I’m fucking Dirk Strider!
Jake: Need I remind you that I am also fucking Dirk Strider?
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DAVE: I seriously don’t think that the girls are of any harm, after all I thought you liked when I got attention for my famous amazing music.
KARKAT: BEATS? YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THIS IS ABOUT YOUR ‘BEATS’? HOW ABOUT THE TIME I SAW YOU KISSING ANOTHER PERSON WHILE WE WERE IN A COMPLETELY FAKE THROUPLE WHERE YOU JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE TO BE ANYONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF?
DAVE: whoops!
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