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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 hours
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IN CAR
DAVE: dogg we just passed another save point
DIRK: It’s cool. Auto save is on.
DAVE: 😳 WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK 🛻💥🚗
--- Reloading last save: 1998. ---
DAVE: 😑 we are wearing diapers bro
DIRK: [Hasn’t unlocked speaking yet] Goo goo. 🤷‍♂️
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 7 hours
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EQUIUS: D -> Boar of STRENGTH and boar of POWER
EQUIUS: D -> HEAVY training every hour
EQUIUS: D -> Huge and fat my awesome pig
EQUIUS: D -> I make it large I make it big
KARKAT: SANG THIS SHIT EVERY TIME I WENT UP THE MOUNTAIN TO MAKE MY PIG DRINK FROM THE STREAM FOR MONTHS. IT WORKED *BUT* MY WHOLE BLOODLINE IS CURSED NOW SO LIKE. MAYBE NOT WORTH IT. 6 / 10
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 8 hours
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TG: YES IM GAY:
TG: faGgot
TG: dykAe (the a is silent)
TG: trannY
TT: If you had switched the order of “dyke” and “tranny”, you would’ve had all the letters you needed without having to add the extra “A”.
GT: Yeah could you not do “faGgot trAnny dYke”?
TG: i may be stupid
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 9 hours
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Jake: A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 10 hours
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Feferi: Humans are a subspeseas of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 11 hours
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Kanaya: Kind Of Jealous Of Swifties. Wish I Could Be Satisfied With So Little
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 12 hours
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JOHN: woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 13 hours
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DIRK: I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke, but later it’s recognized how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help and you can’t do anything, so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn’t real, but they’re begging for help and you’re not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you.
JADE: blues clues?
DIRK: How do I get inside your head.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 14 hours
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JADE: dont fear boys! the engineer is engi-here!
ROSE: I'm a lesbian.
JADE: engi-queer!
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 15 hours
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CALIBORN: AT LEAST I'M NOT BRAINWASHED. LIKE MOST OF YOu LIBERALS WHO BELIEVE THERE'S MORE THAN ONE GENDER.
CALLIOPE: 👁️👄👁️ ...
DIRK: We did it, boys. Women are no more.
ROXY: we did it women! boys r no more
JAKE: Were all the same gender... the human gender.
JANE: Finally! One gender to rule them all!
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ROXY: chat what do we think
THE ANGEL ON ROXY'S SHOULDER: can yoU not call Us that please.
THE DEVIL ON ROXY'S SHOULDER: SPEAK FOR YOuRSELF. I AM CONQuERING CHAT BY SPAMMING PEPE FROG.
ROXY: ill fuckin block u.
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SIGNLESS: Y9U CALL THIS PLACE "WALL GREENS", YET ITS WALLS... ARE N9T GREEN? H9W VERY PECULIAR...
SIGNLESS: AH, I SEE N9W. S9 "WALGREEN" WAS A CLAN 9F 6ANDITS WH9 C9NQUERED VARI9US, SMALLER AP9THECARIES IN 9RDER T9 ACQUIRE THE VAST EMPIRE THEY N9W SIT UP9N.
SIGNLESS: H9W VERY CRUEL, THIS "AMERICA". Y9U ARE RULED 6Y WARL9RDS AND D9 N9THING T9 USURP THEM?
JOHN: look, man. i just go there to get my zoloft.
SIGNLESS: D9 Y9U ALS9 "RETC9N" T9 THE "WALGREEN" 9N EARTH? 9R IS THIS A SIDE EFFECT 9F THE "Z9L9FT"
JOHN: gonna be honest, dude, this is kinda new for me.
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SOLLUX: iim buiilt diifferent. (iincorrectly)
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MEENAH: everyguppy come look at this wet creefture
LATULA: why do3s it look lik3 th4t?!
MITUNA: H3LL0 MY N4M3 15 M17UN4 C4P70R
LATULA, instantly charmed: C4N W3 K33P HIM?
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FCG: WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH HATE IN YOUR HEART
CCG: YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU’RE RIGHT. I’M SO HATEFUL AND FOR WHAT?
CCG: I WILL CHANGE MY WAYS.
 PCG: I WON’T
PCG: FUCK YOU
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TG: why r mosquitoes bothering me on womans da- (remembers only female mosquitoes bite) oh nvm so sorry queens!! carry on 
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Rose: It really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. Truly one of life's little saw traps.
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