#beep!

[capricioussun]

Requests that go hand in hand: bone threats and a mob boss

[samurairobotics]

Beep! – Ich Liebe Mein Tamagotchi

[am2fan]

SATURN from SATURN

Sega Saturn Magazine (Japan) セガサターンマガジン (1994)

[aristotlesgraverobber]

I am campfire smoke in the sunrise.

The lull of trees in the wind.

I am the dirt beneath your fingertips

From a trip you know you'll miss

I am the nostalgia not yet valid

To exist

So soon you know how much itll hurt

When you leave.

Move on.

Grow up.

I am the marching heartbeat

Of existence.

Never exhausted

Only by company.

I am anger burned too hot

So my lungs wheeze from the embers.

I am the exhaustion, caused by

The changing weather.

A practice, a dull reminder.

What you need, and everything

You will not or will get.

I am nothing final. Nor complete

I am in the middle.

Chamillioned to a beautiful chateau

Wall.

Stealing the beauty from the stars around me

Like a planet, I glow from stolen light

You love because it completes

The constellation

A filled in place

The space, no longer empty,

[bumblequinn]

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

[ambassadorquark]

the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english

[quintsmachete]

"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.

[catilinas]

THEY FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sakakisilverlining]

It'd be rude not to say hi- but he literally beat the shit out of- I know, but I just want to talk to him- no you don't- yes I-

... Porygon. Why did you put TTS on? Porygon, you BETTER NOT! PORYGON!

[whoosh-whoosh-tardis-noises]

The meep going “my pronouns are ‘the’” and the Doctor going “oh yeah, me too” amazing

[bubblesthecow]

The thing that I love the most about Doctor Who is that it’s just SOOOOOO bad. It’s awful. It’s dreadful. It’s cheesy and stupid and terrible. It has dialogue like “I am the beep of all the meeps!” It’s truly the most embarrassing cringeworthy thing you’ve ever seen. It’s been that way for 60 years. It’s gonna be that way for another 60. It doesn’t matter what kind of budget or fan base they receive. It’s always gonna be this stupid.

I love it so fucking much.

[poleaxewife]

Hey can i rip your wings off? Haha sorry that was wierd. Can i tear your halo from your head? Haha omg that was so random. Can i tear the divinity from your wretched form, removing you from the guiding hand and will of that which made you? Can i supplant your divine spark with wires and cables? Can i replace your golden halo with a golden circuitboard? Hypothetically

[bumblequinn]

organizing a catholic / fighting game themed boy band whose members are named guilty gear, confessional gear, penitent gear, prostrate gear, and the habit