#bernard: what are they gunna do dodge they’re not gunna expect a bat in the shower are they | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

winged-bat · 6 months

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Bernard definitely has multiple bats stashed around his apartment cuz you never know when you’re gunna need one, honestly I say he sleeps with one under his pillow or some shit too

#we already know he definitely keeps a bat bc of tim drake: robin but i see him having at least one in every room #and at minimum one spiked and/or nailed one #just bc i think it’d be cool af for him to have a spiked bat #also just image #tim: bern why is there a bat in your shower?!#bernard: someone could break in and try to murder me while im showering #bernard: they pull back that curtain and boom I hit them over the head #bernard: what are they gunna do dodge they’re not gunna expect a bat in the shower are they #bernard dowd #tim drake #timbern #timber #dc

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