#bf + partner = happy Cedar

[dumbpuppylove]

I have a boyfriend, everybody clap for me

[wild-aloof-rebel]

Back in December, I took a pause on doing these round-ups all the way through the end of S6, so I want to go back today and highlight some of the fics I particularly enjoyed during that time period. This isn’t going to be everything I would recommend from that time period because the list would be obnoxiously long, so this is just some of it. (My masterlist is fully up to date and includes everything else that isn’t going to fit in this post.) 

Since I’m doing this list today instead of recs from the first half of June, all those fics will be included in one big June round-up at the end of the month.

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All-Natural Care, Locally Sourced by Siria (rated T) In which care packages are given and received. Set after 5.11. 

Breakfast Can Wait by schittposting (rated E) Patrick's making pancakes for breakfast. David has other ideas.

A Face Mask by WellSchitt (rated G) “I want to look good for the wedding,” Patrick blurted out, then cringed. “I mean. Uh. I want David to think I look good.” “Ew, Patrick.” He rolled his eyes and plowed ahead. “But I'm not good at stuff like this. I mean, I have a moisturizer now, and conditioner. But I still don't do much, uh, grooming." "No, I know," Alexis said, matter of fact.

i fell in love (next to you) by patrickbrewer *Alexis/Stevie* (rated G) She’s a constant juxtaposition, a clash of bold personality and silky touch. Stevie is so terrifyingly in love with her. 

A Little Twitchy by modern_leper (Not rated) Patrick asks for Stevie's blessing to marry David, and it's only slight less nerve wracking than actually proposing to David 

Salve by agreatwave (rated T) “This is ruining our romantic eye cream ritual,” David mopes. “What, this isn’t romantic?” Patrick teases, moving on to David’s forehead. “It’s kind of romantic, I guess,” David grumbles. “Like as romantic as a rash can get.”

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It’s Coming on Christmas by MadAlien (rated T) David and Patrick choose and decorate their Christmas Tree

Kit Kat Girl Number One by unfolded73 *Twyla/OFC* (rated T) The story of the Schitt's Creek production of Cabaret told from the point-of-view of Kit Kat Girl Number One.

A Little Bit by returntosaturn (rated G) While packing, Alexis finds the DVD copy of her limited reality series, A Little Bit Alexis. A watch party ensues.

Mixtape by sunlightsymphony (rated T) For their second monthiversary, Patrick gives David a mix CD.

Taking Inventory by GCLane (rated T) “Shana tovah,” David remarks, turning off his phone’s screen and looking at Patrick. “I’m sorry? ”“It basically means ‘happy new year,’ except Jews don’t believe in happiness, so it’s really more about goodness? A good year.” “Say it again.”

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A Case of You by DoubleL27 (rated T) Five times Patrick gives David an utterly ridiculous gift for Valentine's Day and one time David does something really romantic

Given Unsought by odofidi (rated G) When David gets sick, it occurs to Patrick that he's never seen David ill before.

In the Temple of Artemis by MoreHuman *Stevie-centric* (rated T) Of course she’s still in love with him. That part’s not a mystery. She got over it, she’d had to get over it, but no one falls in love with David Rose and falls back out again. Stevie’s pretty sure there’s only one other person who’s ever done it, and she knows he would agree.

Looking for Light on the Floor by nameless_bliss (rated T) After the barbecue, Alexis visits Rose Apothecary.

Odd Man Rush by samwahmbam (rated M) After the game, David intercepted Patrick on Patrick’s way back to the locker room. Stevie snapped photos as Patrick pulled David into a kiss. He held onto his stick in one hand, the wood precariously close to knocking David in the head, and the other pulled David into him by the ass, the glove lost in the blue and white of the jersey David was wearing, the name “BREWER” stamped loud and proud on his back. Or, David is a hockey BF.

one hundred micrograms by thingswithwings (rated E) It’s great; it’s wonderful. It’s great that David’s feeling so much better, just from that tiny pill once a day. But there’s a side effect that makes―that Patrick―there’s a side effect.

Tea-Kettle Love by ArabellaStrange (rated G) Patrick thinks about New York. How do you plan to be unhappy? How can you avoid it?

Time After Time by Sholio (rated T) Stevie and David get married on a whim during a time loop. It would really be a shame if the loop ended at that point, wouldn't it?

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All The Roads We Have To Walk by MeadowHarvest (rated T) "I wonder what would've happened if we'd met in high school?" Patrick Brewer is ready to conquer the summer of 1999 at Camp Cedar Glade. He's in for a surprise, though, in the form of one David Rose.

All the Songs I Sing Are About You by missgeevious (rated E) “Does that mean you’re open to entertaining my offer?” And David can’t help himself, he leers at Patrick just a little bit when he says it. Patrick blushes and laughs, “Okay, David. Let’s write a song together.” Inspired by the movie Music & Lyrics.

The Best Man by barelypink (rated T) David is the best man at Patrick and Rachel's wedding.

A Fabrication of Appeal by saekokato (rated T) David was gifted a vacation from Wendy as part of his separation package. Patrick was going on the honeymoon-that-wasn't on Rachel's insistence. Neither of them knew what a little harmless flirting at the airport would lead to, but vacations were for adventures, right? It had nothing to do with the free upgrades or how attractive their 'husband' happened to be. Right? Right.

He Sees You by Distractivate (rated E) Patrick gets glasses and thinks about identity. David helps.

if not for you by goingmywaydoll (rated T) On a Wednesday he breaks up with Rachel. The next Tuesday, he leaves on a road trip with David.

maybe if by magic by earlylight (rated T) Some people bring in consultants to help get their new business off the ground. David Rose, entirely by accident (or so he claims) gets a fairy.

Pot o’ Gold by ahurston (rated E) The love story of a leprechaun and the guy who bought his magic rings. 

Romantically In Business by sullymygoodname (rated E) Starting something new, something you've never done before, can be daunting. It helps to find the right partner.

sustineo by rockinhamburger (rated E) An alternate universe where David is a famous, reclusive modern contemporary artist and Patrick is the art critic who is interviewing him about his new exhibition.

they paved paradise by blueink3 (rated T) Patrick wakes up five years in the past. He reacts accordingly.

Une très bonne table dans sa catégorie by cromarty (rated T) Patrick is a Michelin Guide reviewer and David is a Toronto chef hoping for the first Michelin star awarded in Canada.

wait for a slow song by wardo_wedidit (rated E) David and Patrick break up, learn to be business partners, date other people, learn to be friends, grow up, and get back together.

We Could Turn the World to Gold by middyblue (rated T) Nine weeks of following Patrick's c25k running app, picking up from where the Season 5 finale left off.

[peeppeephellofatface]

I guess I’ve reached the “This is my blog I’ll do what I want” point.

Have some nsfw and kink thoughts on Magnum. Humanization on a coaster of the same name at Cedar/Point. This starts off with less naughty stuff and switches to full nsfw about halfway.

-As I’ve mentioned before, he has a surprising appetite for being a skinny guy, since his coaster can absolutely devour lines. It’s pretty noticeable when he’s full because he bloats noticeably. Not terribly gurgly but he’s very vocal in general, which includes expressing pleasure or pain.

-He prefers to stick to lighter food like fruit and eat a lot of it vs smaller amounts of heavier food since he just likes the full heavy stuffed feeling and richer stuff can upset his tummy. He’s usually extremely pain tolerant but not when it comes to stomach pain.

-While generally very lean he’s always had a little bit of belly squish and has gained a few pounds over the years as well. He usually sucks it in or wears a corset but even without any of that it’s not terribly noticeable. He’s just pretty self-conscious about it because he doesn’t like looking vulnerable or soft in any way. Though his boyfriend Vortex (the one at Kings/Island) thinks it’s adorable and loves to squeeze/rub him when he’s full.

-Building on that, because he’s a bit soft and sensitive there, Vortex’s touch there turns him tf on. Just stroke some fingers up the insides of his thighs and rub his belly and he’ll be a puddle.

-He loves gender nonconformity and finds the idea of guys with very feminine faces and clothes but when you look down there’s no boobs and they’re very obviously fem dudes to be very hot (as does he the opposite). Especially if they’re the tougher type like him.

-Naturally he fucking loves lingerie and vaguely fetishy clothing in general, all things sleek and strappy and shiny and tightly laced and stretchy is yessss.

-If you know anything about that ride, it’s no surprise he also has a thing for spanking and thighs. Forget butts, what this man loves is are some nice shapely quads to squeeze and smack and grab (or someone handling his own). And thigh squish when wearing thigh highs is also amazing to him.

-He’s very vocal during sex and likes his partners to be as well since he’s a roller coaster and loves audible feedback from people.

-He has a hard time finding partners for naughty times because he’s... very well endowed and pretty much only gets off on being crazy fast and rough and most people can’t take him and nope the hell out once his pants come off or just offer and handjob out of fear.

-Usually has been dominant in brief encounters, but forms long term relationships usually with people who can overpower him since he loves being controlled and teased in the bedroom. He’s bi with no preference but has ended up mainly with guys because they’re a bit more willing to take someone as big as him. He’s perfectly happy to bottom or top. (And loves taking it hard and fast as much as he does giving it)

-He loves having his hands tied and his bf having his way with him, slowly frustrating and teasing him until he can’t take it. Vortex loves seeing the look in his eyes and his moaning and whimpering and twitching and feeling his muscles tense up.

-While thighs are his favorite thing he loves legs in general. Positions with raised/spread legs are hot af to him, as are knees going weak/shakey.

-He’s very willing to use protection despite it being a huge hassle to get due to his size and latex allergies and not even being necessary since coasters can’t transmit human disease or get pregnant. He just hates messes, especially when caused by bodily fluids of any kind, and the cleanup involved lol

[therpsource]

>> kit harington wanted for claire holt <<

here is one childhood best friend and business partner to corrine chase. he’s a cedar falls local who comes from a rather well off family. he met corrine in the first grade; ezra genuinely liked her from the start and his like for her has only grown over the years. their mothers were friends who made a tradition out of their two families to take lavish vacations together. 

around middle school, he gets a crush on her but doesn’t say anything. corrine ends up going to a boarding school and ezra is left to only see her during the summer or over holiday break. in high school, when corrine got her first boyfriend, ezra was jealous but pretended to be happy for her. when they broke up, ezra felt bad and to make her feel better, he invited her along with his family to paris for two weeks. it was on that trip that the two of them shared a wine induced kiss. while for corrine it was nothing more than them being drunk, ezra could have taken more from it.

after high school, their contact would have been mostly phone calls and text messages, maybe him visiting her in nyc. but corrine avoided cedar falls. she only returned when her mother got sick/passed away and moved back when her nyc bf and her broke up/he drained her of her money. ezra, after hs, could have been doing whatever and been anywhere. but when/after her mother dies, he is there for her. ultimately, the two of them open a boutique together so corrine can pursue her dreams of becoming a designer. corrine is the face and the designer to the boutique, leaving ezra to run the paperwork for her; i imagine the boutique is a side job for him and he only does it to help corrine out/spend more time with her. 

basically, the request is for a best friend / business partner / unrequited love. there’s no romantic future for these two, though, there could be (should be?) drama with the whole ‘unrequited love’. see, i have this idea that ezra is pretty jealous / hateful toward corrine's on/off again military boyfriend (off when he's deployed, on when they're in the same zipcode). but if he were ever forced to be around him, would be less than polite/civil. he could try to break them up, he could turn around and tell corrine how he feels, or just throw caution to the wind with his friendship and make a move on corrine. it’s open for plotting!

anyway, he’s mostly open, save for the details concerning corrine. so outside of the boutique, he can have another job. he can also be open romantically; i.e dating someone else, married, whoring around. his age should either be 25 or 26.