#big chune

[team7-headquarter]

I can't take Naruto seriously sometimes because I have to laugh at some of the "omg this kid must be a genius" moments of the manga.

Most of the time it's so painfully clear those are just kids. Confused, desperate, traumatized to no end, scared. Kids that want to believe in a greater good to justify the violence they commit. Kids, just kids. They don't know who to trust, they get manipulated, they make me want to tear apart the adults in their lives and scream and cry an—

Shisui's solution to stop the Uchiha coup was to brainwash Fugaku and to be honest? Fugaku was not even half the problem. The problem was that the Uchiha prejudice had reached unparalleled levels, that the system was stepping on them and had been stepping on them since Hashirama was still alive. There's no way that the clan would have stayed quiet, even if Fugaku ordered them to not follow the plan.

Shisui was smart for his age but he was desperate and he was scared and he was, at the end of the day, just a teenager. That's why he got killed by Danzo. That's why he suicided and left the burden to Itachi to carry.

Itachi was a kid too. Fuck the genius title, it is complete bullshit in Naruto. He thought that the solution was to follow Hiruzen's plan because he was so traumatized by war, he would do literally anything to avoid it. But massacring his whole clan was any better? Didn't he kill innocent people all the same? Didn't he prolong the suffering of Konoha? Hiruzen had the audacity to say that Itachi was wise as a kage in his young age, which is stupid and shows what Hiruzen thinks a kage is and how they should think.

Shisui and Itachi were not geniuses. They were kids / teenagers who happened to be more ways to mold and turn into weapons. That they were smart doesn't mean they were adults.

Neji? He was strong, he was smart and mature. He was one of the best members of the Hyuga clan at 12 years old, a pattern shared with Shisui and Itachi. However, the Chuning Exams made it very clear that Neji was as lost and confused and hollow as the rest of those "geniuses". He was lied to. It's a tradition at this point: how much info do you think they are keeping away from you so that you behave like they want you to behave?

Kakashi? He said it himself that he was stupid for believing he was such a big deal, when in fact his attitude didn't help him save his teammates or properly train his students. The genius title only served to cause him pain. In the Naruto universe, people assume you are immune to emotions or being your age if you're a genius, it seems.

"This kid is a genius" and then the story proceeds to show them making a terrible decision that is not even theirs, it's the system playing with them.

Over and over and over again.

[lvgvcy]

big chune

[gachabastard]

the only reason faust isn't uptie iv is because i did a stupid and said "i need more thread, let me exchange some shards im not using" and then exchanged my faust shards like a big stupid dumb idiot

anyway, will today be the day dongbaek dies? stay chuned.

[yemme]

VESTA. Gyal yuh bad to rass... RIP. BIG CHUNE. I need these vocals back in R&B... She knew how to shut shit down...

[msbhagirathi]

IPKKND HEART TO HEART CONVO-(1/n)

It was a nice Sunday morning. Arnav was laying on his bed lazily, half asleep, with his hands folded behind his head. Khushi was, fresh out of the shower, getting ready for the day.

Khushi (quietely inching towards the bed) : Arnavji...? Aap so rahe hain kya...?

Arnav (already squinting at her with sleepy eyes and ruffled hair) : Khushi tum mujhese 'ji'-'aap' karke kyun baat karti ho...? Maine tumse kaha hai na that you are my equal. Tum me aur mujhme koi difference nahi hai.

Khushi (a knowing smile on her face, sat down beside him) : Yeh toh aapka baddappan hai Arnavji, joh aap humse aisa keh rahe hain.( You are being modest, Arnavji.)

Khushi : Hum aapse aise baat isiliye karte hain kyunki hum aapka samman karte hain. Humari nazron mein aapka kad bohot uncha hai.

Khushi : Hum jaante hain ki aap humein apna baraabar maante hain. Lekin aap nahi jaante ki aap humein jaan-anjaane mein kitna kuch sikha dete hain. Aap bhale hi kehte ho ki aap bhagwan mein vishwas nahi rakhte par humne apni puri zindagi mein aapke jaisa, nek insaan, aaj tak nahi dekha hai, joh apne aap ko nastik (atheist) kehta ho.

Arnav : But Khu-

*She placed her index finger on his lips*

Khushi : Hum jaante hain ki aapko purani baatein yaad karne ka koi shauk nahi hai par aaj humein bolne dijiye Arnavji. Aap humesha humein chup kara dete hain par aaj hum bolenge aur aap sunenge.

Khushi : Aaj hum aapko batana chahte hain ki hum aapki itni izzat kyun karte hain.

Khushi : Hum samajhte hain ki aapke liye kisi par bharosa karna kitna mushkil hai. Humein ab samajh mein aata hai ki, aap par kya beeti hogi, jab aapko yeh laga ki, jis ladki se aap pyaar karte hain, usne aapki zindagi ke sabse ahem insaan ke saath, dhoka karne ki koshish ki hai.

Khushi : Beshak tab aapke paas hum par vishwas karne ki koi vajah hi nahi thi kyunki tab hum aapke liye koi nahi the.

*Arnav knew where this was going and closed his eyes to steel himself*

Khushi : Hum jaante hain ki, har roz aap apne aap ko koste (curse) honge. Aapko lagta hoga ki, na aap Di ki raksha kar paaye aur na hi aap, humari vajah se, humare liye, apne aap ko, rakshas banne se rok paaye. Aapne kabhi socha hi nahi hoga ki, jis ladki se aap itna pyaar karte hain uski, nazron mein aapko itna niche girna hoga, ki aap apne aap se bhi nazrein nahi mila payenge.

*Arnav slowly starting to get teary-eyed, turned his face away from her, to hide it*

Khushi : Hum jaante hai ki hum galat nahi the phir bhi humare saath galat hua par hum yeh bhi jaante hain ki aapko bhi utna hi jhelna para tha. Hum samajhte hain ki aapko kitni ghutan hui hogi. Chahte hue bhi aap hum par vishwas kar hi nahi paaye honge.

*She laid her head on his chest with tears rolling down her face*

*Arnav slowly starting to sob, placed his hands softly on the back of her head, caressing her hair gently*

Khushi (speaking through her shaky voice) : Hum jaante hain ki aapko kitna dard hua hoga, ki aap hum se kitna pyaar karte hain, ki aapne hum par vishwas kiya aur humein mauka diya, humare pyaar ko apnaya.

*She started crying bitterly, shaking, trembling against his chest*

*Fresh tears, big and hot, rolled down his face as he took in her words*

He gently pulled her upright, sat up and wrapped his arms around her tightly, eyes shut, tears flowing continuously, his body trembling with the weight of the emotions, that her words held.

****Both of them sobbed for several minutes, calmed down gradually****

Khushi (wiped her tears, sniffing) : Isiliye jab hum aapke pair chune ke liye jhukte hain, toh aap humein roka mat kijiye.

Arnav (wiping his tears, look at her, pursing his lips) : Theek hai. Lekin SIRF tumhare liye.

Khushi (grinned) : Wada kijiye humse! (extended her palm)

Arnav (held her hand, smiling) : I promise, Khushi. Tumhare liye, kuch bhi.

Khushi : Hum bhi na! Ek hi din aap chutti par ghar-pe hote hain aur woh bhi hum roh-dho ke barbaad kar rahe hain.

She stood up hurriedly to complete drying her hair with the towel and placed it on the recliner.

Arnav : Tum chah kar bhi mera waqt barbaad nahi kar paogi, Khushi. (Note- *cue* when he had said something similar but very different to La, in her intro epi)

He made his bed, hung the towel on his shoulder and walked to the bathroom.

Few minutes later....

Khushi (to Garima, smiling dreamily) : Amma, aapko pata hai! Humare Arnavji duniya ke sabse acche pati the, hain aur humesha rahenge....

So.....I tried this one in Hindi....shall I...umm...is it better in English..? I don't even know... Also I don't know if I am allowed to casually tag people here or not. But I wanna thank them as well...so..

Phati-Sari, Jalebi-weds-bluetooth, Paobhaji, chutkiandchotte, onadaanparindey, dimaagkadahi, kashmakash, arnavsinghraizada, laadgovernorandsankadevi, pakki-ya-nahin and all the other IPK fans as well..

Mentioning all of you here because I have huge amount of gratitude to all of you, in some way or the other, I owe you the entertainment that I have received and enjoyed from all of your content and that too for...um...FREE!?!?! I can never thank all of you enough for all that you have done and are still doing for us IPK kids. So, I am trying to do something close to what all of you have done... THank you from the bottom of my heart.

[candont]

Thanks @mymusicbias this one’s pure fuego

[absul]

omg swissy banging out the chunes epic momence!!!

@animalcrossingnewhorizons

HAPPY BDAY LEON!!!!!!!!! i don't wanna sound like TOO much of a broken record by this point so i'll just say that i hope your day is nice & peaceful(you deserve it as always), you're still one of the best and kindest ppl i've ever met, and I LOVELOVE YOU 💝💖💗💞❣️ mmMWAH slash me leaves a big ol cartoon lipstick mark on ur cheek

[bsaka7]

seeing as my pierresteban brainrot is so bad I'm making a playlist I'm always up for encouraging people to write more pierresteban. theres not enough fics

i love u. i also have a pierresteban playlist but it's specifically for my big fic so now im like. i need to make a GENERAL pierresteban playlist. anyway drop ur fav pierresteban chunes in the chat. ask. whatever.

[team7-headquarter]

A funny detail of Teams 7 in the Classic is that people always forget that Sakura did praise Naruto from day 1, she just thought she shouldn't verbalize it because then she'll be perceived as a loser/dumb kid like him.

She did like the prank on Kakashi and she got excited when he attacked Kakashi with his clones. The appeal of her character is not that she didn't like Naruto before because he was different, it's that Sakura was too similar to Naruto and she repressed who she was in fear of getting isolated and bullied because she knew it'd happen.

It happened to her before.

Her parents probably pointed at Naruto and told her not to be like that.

Sakura is literally the version of Naruto that backed down and lowered her head so as not to be erased. That's what "inner" represents, the desire to not be socially punished, to be accepted and liked and regarded with praise, to be approved by others. It is also why Ino and Naruto bring out "inner" / the real Sakura the most. Ino is the one who's encourage her the most to be herself, she's that one friend who defended Sakura from her bullies and told her not to hide and be proud of herself and bloom. Their rivalry is founded on Sakura wanting to be Ino's equal and not just the kid she protects, she wants the envy of the girl she admires the most, like she wants the love of the boy she admires the most. Naruto is different because with him, Sakura learns to be bold. Whatever traits she hides, Naruto displays them like a weapon and it works! He forces people to look at him whenever they look away, he forces people to acknowledge his existence even if they want to ignore him.

Sakura is ruled by fear. She has everything to lose yet, unlike Sasuke or Naruto. She cannot afford to make the same mistakes, she can't give her all without thinking about how she can mess it up in a second. She hasn't really experience death or pain, the weight of her own ambitious weights her down, holds her back, paralyzes her.

She pretends she's wiser than the boys and loves to patronize them. She asks superior 'cause she is that insecure. She hides behind theoric knowledge and the safety of childish desires. And yet, she knows her limits: she tells Sasuke and Naruto they are only kids, she recognizes danger for what it is and she knows when something surpasses their own reach/skills.

So when Naruto jumps to action, when he acts freely and without fear, she admires him as much as she's jealous of it. That's what her little "he doesn't have parents, he knows no boundaries" speech means. She reflects her own self-doubt on him, talks him down to feel a bit more in control, but in the end, she knows it. She knows what she's doing wrong and she knows it's not fair and she knows that Naruto deserves better.

That's why, during the Chuning Exams, she screams at Sasuke that Naruto can be very flawed, but at least he's not a coward. He's her inspiration. She knows she's always at the back, getting saved, she's too emotional and scared to dive in the shinobi world and she's too naive. She spent years running from the consequence of her decisions, so when the time came she was weak, of no help. She could only bite her opponents to distract them from hurting her friends. Could only shakily hold a kunai against Gaara. Had to threat Sasuke with screaming because she wouldn't possibly stop him. Had to rely on Naruto to go bring him back. Doomed herself to the sidelines, played childish games, won childish prizes.

Her three big moments of the Classic explain it better: cuts her hair and promises that she will make up for the wasted time and the lost opportunities; fights Ino and shows that now she's a kunoichi, having found her courage to the point that the rest recognizes the change in her; and finally realizes she again put all the weight on Naruto and apologizes for it, promising that next time she'll go with him.

Sakura whole arc is about fear and shame and how she overcomes it, blooming into her real potential. She always found Naruto that amazing, she thought his pranks were funny and that he could be pretty smart and cool, but only in the end she found the bravery to openly show it.

It's like-- to accept Naruto, she had to accept the parts of herself that she didn't like that much. He inspired her to say "fuck what the others think of me, my friends need me".

[piffeller]

soon: exploring the caribbean sea via kayak, just me, a big hat, my camera, my paddle, my spliff, some chunes, and good vibes

[sakaiyuji234]

Reborn As A Little Fiancée Of Paranoid Vampire

Chapter 3

*MTL*

"Chu Ning, how do you solve this problem?" Zhou Yingying came over with a textbook and sat next to her.

Zhou Chuning didn't have a seatmate, and after Zhou Yingying sat down, she didn't want to leave, "Chuning, how about I sit at the same table with you?"

"Don't," Zhou Chuning rejected her almost reflexively.

Now Yin Li was sitting behind her. If Zhou Yingying followed, wouldn't it be the front and back seats again?

"Why?" Zhou Yingying asked suspiciously, "Are you so used to sitting alone that you don't even want to sit at the same table with me?"

"You can't be so selfish!"

"No," Zhou Chuning forced a smile, "Didn't you say you are nearsighted? I'm afraid you can't see if you sit here."

"That's right," Zhou Yingying stopped hesitating. "Please explain the questions to me quickly," she spread out the book.

Zhou Chu Ning took the book and took a look at it. She used to be a poor student, and her rebirth did not make her a top student. Moreover, it had been three years, and she had long forgotten all the knowledge points. So after reading for a while, she actually felt dizzy.

What can she do?

Zhou Yingying quickly realized that she didn't know how to do it either, so she turned around with the book in hand and said, "Let me ask Yin Li. Doesn't everyone say that he's a good student?"

"Don't," Zhou Chuning pressed down the textbook in panic when she heard that she was going to ask Yin Li.

Why did everything happen again just like it did three years ago, but Yin Li was not her deskmate?

Zhou Chuning really couldn't figure out the thoughts here.

"What's wrong?" Zhou Yingying looked at her in confusion. "You've been looking at me for a long time without saying anything. Can't I ask someone else?"

"No," Zhou Chuning reluctantly explained, "Well, ah... I'll go ask."

She took the book, turned around quickly and asked Yin Li, not giving Zhou Yingying a chance to ask further questions.

If it was her who asked the question instead of Zhou Yingying, and this changed what happened three years ago, the result would have been different, right?

"Yin Li, please help me solve this problem..."

After she finished speaking, she was suddenly stunned.

He actually used an imperative tone.

In the past, the two of them had a good relationship, so she spoke naturally and casually, but now it was their first day meeting, how could she be so rude?

"Well," Zhou Chuning quickly changed her tone, trying to hold back her burning cheeks and make herself look natural, "Can you help me solve this problem?"

This was the first time she spoke to him after her rebirth. Her heart beat faster, her voice trembled, and she couldn't control her emotions at all.

Yin Li's brown eyes were deep, and he glanced at her book lightly, and said in a light voice: "No."

Zhou Chuning's breathing paused.

How could he not know the answer? This question is very simple. Is he unwilling to tell her?

Zhou Yingying also had a skeptical look on her face and whispered to Zhou Chuning, "Isn't he the top scorer in No. 3 Middle School? How could he not be able to answer such a simple question?"

She took the textbook from Zhou Chuning, stood up and placed the book neatly in front of Yin Li, and said in a delicate voice: "Yin Li, just help me explain it, okay?"

She even blinked her big, kazilan eyes at Yin Li.

Zhou Chuning came back to his senses and stared at Yin Li's face, wanting to see how he would answer.

Yin Li quickly responded: "I'm sorry, I really can't do that."

Really not?

Zhou Yingying looked at Zhou Chuning.

Zhou Chuning also breathed a sigh of relief at this time. She didn't tell her, but she didn't tell Zhou Yingying either, otherwise she really didn't know what to do.

"Yin Li," Zhou Yingying was angry. This was the first time she was rejected in her life.

After all, she is a beauty, and everyone is rushing to help her, so there is no chance of being rejected.

"If you don't want to answer, forget it. What do you mean you don't know?"

"Yingying," Zhou Chuning quickly pulled her back, "Forget it."

Zhou Yingying refused, "If he really can't do it, I won't be angry. I don't believe that he, the top student in No. 3 Middle School, can embarrass anyone..."

While the noise was going on here, Jiang Mingyang suddenly pulled the book over and said with a smile: "What questions are there? I know the answers."

Seeing someone come to the rescue, the awkward atmosphere eased, and Zhou Chuning seized the opportunity to say, "It's the same as what Jiang Mingyang said, Yingying, forget it."

When he was promoted from junior high school to high school, Jiang Mingyang ranked first in the class.

When Zhou Yingying heard that he was going to talk, she didn't say anything. She just snorted angrily at Yin Li.

Zhou Chuning secretly looked at Yin Li. She was worried that he would be embarrassed, but she didn't see any change in his mood.

It's like a piece of wood that can't laugh, cry, or get angry.

Zhou Chuning was confused, why did this happen?

However, Yin Li gave Zhou Yingying a very bad impression. So, Zhou Yingying won't like him anymore in the future, right?

He would not turn into a vampire and conspire with the vampire to kill her?

The author has something to say:

Yin Li: I made you hate me before, but I won’t change anything this time!

Please collect the pre-collected article. "His Little Vixen Fiancee"

Su Yuner hated two sentences the most. One was "Your fox tail is exposed" and the other was "Look at her little vixen!"

Because there is always a feeling of exposing one's identity.

More than one person told Han Xiao, "Your fiancée is a little vixen!"

Han Xiao looked at his graceful, slender and attractive wife and smiled lasciviously, "Of course my wife is a vixen!"

Until one day, his fiancée's tail swept across his face...

After school in the evening, Zhou Yingying asked Zhou Chuning to go with her.

Zhou Chuning thought about it and refused.

The Zhou family's car was specially used to pick up Zhou Yingying. Before her rebirth, she had followed Zhou Yingying's car several times without any tact. It was not until she heard the driver's cold words with her own ears that she understood what they meant.

Now she would not rush to make herself uncomfortable.

I hope that in the future when my adoptive mother’s children get sick, they won’t come to her.

It's not that she has no sympathy. Since she was adopted, she should be raised well. Otherwise, she should not be adopted. It would be better to let her fend for herself when she was very young than now.

Zhou Chuning had been observing Yin Li quietly. When he packed his schoolbag and left his seat, she followed him secretly.

She remembered very clearly that Yin Li's father opened a Cang Lei Pavilion, which was a bit like Cang Lei Pavilion. Yin Li often went there to help at night. She wanted to make sure whether she loved Yin Li or was still living in her previous family.

If so, then everything would fit.

The only thing is that he is no longer her deskmate.

Yin Li rode a bicycle, and Zhou Chuning couldn't catch up with him, so he had to take the bus.

About half an hour later, Zhou Chuning got off the bus and found Cang Lei Pavilion after taking many turns. He just happened to see Yin Li parked his bicycle in front of the door of Cang Lei Pavilion.

I couldn't control the joy in my heart; Yin Li was still the same Yin Li.

It's just that because she was reborn, some reality has changed a little.

After Yin Li parked the car, he naturally looked around. Zhou Chuning was afraid of being seen by him, so she subconsciously hid behind a light box.

She waited until Yin Li entered the gate of Cang Lei Pavilion before coming out.

In fact, she didn't understand why she was hiding. Was she afraid of scaring him away?

Zhou Chuning stood at the door of Cang Lei Pavilion for more than half an hour before leaving. She was hungry, so she just found a small restaurant.

Ordered a bowl of noodles.

There weren't many people in the restaurant, so the noodles were quickly prepared. Zhou Chuning was about to eat when he heard a familiar voice: "Two servings of roasted eggplant, take away."

Zhou Chuning's fingers holding the chopsticks stiffened for a moment, and she slowly raised her head. As expected, she saw the boy leaning lazily against the bar to pay the bill with the boss.

Zhou Chuning hesitated for a moment and shouted towards the door: "Yin Li——"

When she noticed the boy looking at her, she waved to him.

Yin Li looked indifferent and nodded slightly, without any intention of saying hello.

The little excitement that Zhou Chu Ning had just felt immediately faded away. She withdrew her hand unhappily and sighed in her heart.

In his eyes, it was the first day that the two of them met, so it was impossible for them to feel very familiar with each other.

After taking two more bites of noodles, Zhou Chuning put down her chopsticks, straightened her skirt and walked to the door. She paid the bill first, then pretended to know nothing and asked Yin Li, "Is your home also nearby?"

Yin Li was a naturally cold person who never showed mercy to others. Upon hearing this, he pointed out without hesitation, "Didn't you see everything at the entrance of Cang Lei Pavilion just now?"

"Ah?" Zhou Chuning looked at him in disbelief, "You know everything?"

Soon she realized that she had said the wrong thing, and she changed her words, straightening her back and saying confidently, "The street is not yours, why can't I go over there? My home is nearby, okay?"

After she finished speaking, she didn't dare to look at Yin Li's face and slipped out of the restaurant feeling particularly guilty.

It would be nice if she lived nearby. Zhou Chuning ran out of the restaurant only to find that it was dark and the bus that passed by her house was no longer in service.

Take a taxi?

The bus fare would cost about thirty or forty yuan. Her living expenses were not much to begin with, and she had to take care of three meals a day, plus the necessities of a girl, so she had no extra money at all.

Reluctant to take a taxi, Zhou Chuning held the straps of her schoolbag in both hands and planned to walk for a distance to take the subway.

She didn't know if she was overthinking it, but she always felt that there was a shadow following her. But every time she looked back, she found that there was nothing familiar except the bustling strangers on the road.

Is she overthinking it?

Coming home so late, Zhou Chuning did not go through the main gate of the Zhou family. She entered the yard through the small door at the back and walked a few steps to her house.

No one in the Zhou family cared about her. No one cared when she would come back or even if she came back at all.