#blb: parker macmillan

[blockbusterclosed]

Parkers

[doctorwhoisadhd]

extremely-non-comprehensive list of important fridays moments to me

our s9 party time speedrun and mild card draw

that time we figured out what birdhouses did and didnt talk about anything else for the rest of the day

attracting harrell in s17

getting to swear in maincord after our hex was revealed

when we gave parker the arm socks!!!! <3

s24 solidarity and death and getting to swear for like the third or fourth time and love <3

getting the transgender its friday emoji in maincord

[taketheringtolohac]

So since blaseball is ending, I’ve officially decided to amnesty all of my blaseball related WIPs given the fact that blaseball is incredibly difficult to learn about when it isn’t actually happening.

The first in my series of amnesty fics is about Parker being a clone specifically designed to be “better” versions of himself that his mother (the Coin) created of him so that he would be more efficient and also so that she could manipulate his memories to forget that she was ever his mother. Parker IIIII finds out about this after starting to experience flashbacks when Parker MacMillian is revealed in the Library’s Prehistory for the first time and discovers a series of records related to the cloning experiment in a classified section of Blaseball HQ. You can read it here!

[fresnelprism]

do i know you?

aka if you met a version of yourself from before everything would that be fucked up or what

[orbleglorb]

feel free to ask for elaboration on my of these!

i have at least 8 blb npc ocs (i feel like i'm forgetting someone but idk who) and countless Actual OCs. sdv oc comic would take the longest. bad portrait mod drawings i could pump out in like an hour at most but then i have to mod. tma refs will take who knows how long, but i only plan on doing the main guys + maybe my ocs. i started the parkers thing but didn't like it so i'd have to scrap some stuff

[bread--quest]

snuuy + fika?

[nearly a month later] hiiii :)

fika (swedish): a traditional break from work usually involving a drink of coffee or tea. you should not discuss business matters, but chat pleasantly with your colleagues

"Parker!"

Parker glances up. It's hard to tell, but Sunny thinks she sees the trace of a smile on his face. "Hi, Sunny."

"I brought tea!" Sunny sits down cross-legged and carefully, slowly pushes the cup across the floor. They pause right before reaching the Force Field, and give it a little extra nudge so it slides through the barrier on its own.

Parker reaches out and picks up the mug, wrapping his hands around it. "It's warm."

"Yeah!" Sunny says. "I made it myself! In a kettle!"

"The Vault's letting you use the stove now?"

Sunny makes a face at Parker. "Of course! I'm not a baby, Parker."

"Right, of course." Parker takes a sip of his tea, savoring it for a moment before saying "You're what, a season old now?"

Sunny gasps in shock and insult. "I am not!"

Parker raises an eyebrow.

"…Season and a half," Sunny says. "But really, how old do I seem?"

Parker considers this for a while. It's hard to guess people's ages, especially in a game like Blaseball. He's been 19 for centuries. "Hm. 14?"

Sunny thinks this over for a bit before nodding thoughtfully. "Yes! I think you're right!"

"Nice," Parker says, taking another sip of his tea. "This is good. What's the flavor?"

"Honey lemon," Sunny says happily. "I'm glad you like it!"

"Do you like it?"

Sunny looks down at their cup and hesitates only briefly before attempting to lap it like a cat. It seems to go badly.

"Too hot?" Parker says, looking like he's trying very hard not to laugh.

Sunny looks deeply wounded. "Yes! Ow!"

"Try blowing on it first," Parker suggests. "And take small sips."

"Okay!" Sunny says, and proceeds to begin what is surely the most enthusiastic tea-cooling campaign ever embarked upon.

Before they try to drink their traitorous tea again, they glance back up at Parker.

He's smiling at them. Sunny beams back.

[fresnelprism]

throne

[orbleglorb]

meant to post some actual teaser stuff for zines but i forgor. so uh take this bit from my TMA BLB thingy in the crossover au zine

[ID: a screenshot of two bullet points from a longer list. they say "so i have made the executive decision to place Mary Keay as the Coin and Gerry as Parker MacMillan." "because it's a fucked up mother & son relationship." /end ID]

consider yourself teased

[orbleglorb]

whenever i post like, relationship prompts and stuff, i typically don't get any asks. which is fine, i usually save them for character building and prompts anyway. but it's occurred to me that i don't actually talk about ships that much? other than like, tagging random posts as megparker. and the early stages of The Ship Bracket. so you guys just may not know?? lmao??? so here's a collection of blb ships i like ig

i don't actually dislike any blb ships, but these are the ones i do like and actively think about

romantic:

megan ito/parker macmillan (in the most dysfunctional way possible)

megan ito/clare ballard (also in the most dysfunctional way possible)

lenjamin lin/flattery strewnberry

tillman henderson/declan suzanne/mike townsend/jaylen hotdogfingers

any of tillman/declan/mike/jaylen in groups of two or three, doesn't have to be all together :) i've probably thought about declan/mike the most, tho

alaynabella hollywood/jessica telephone

alaynabella hollywood/jacob haynes/moses mason

conditional yuniesky/chester abu-zaid

grollis zephyr/qais dogwalker

sevgi gore/bees gorczyca

parker macmillan iii/wyatt mason

chet takahashi/jacob haynes

wyatt mason IV (ivy)/ankle halifax

platonic:

megan ito & parker macmillan (there's so much happening here)

parker macmillan & sutton dreamy

parker macmillan & mordecai kingbird

parker macmillan & stevenson heat

parker macmillan & most of the s23/24 fridays, actually

parker macmillan & declan suzanne

declan suzanne & charlatan seabright

star ali & avery cascabel

vaquita magno & lenjamin lin

tiara loveless & parker macmillan

parker macmillan & DD (not a player)

conditional yuniesky & ivy mason

ivy mason & ankle halifax & tahini poinsettia

bees gorczyca & margarito nava

rivers rosa & conditional yuniesky

rivers rosa & declan suzanne

tbh. i have a lot and if i listed them all we'd be here 5ever.

familial

parker macmillan & lenjamin lin

terrell bradley & conditional yuniesky

terrell bradley & all of the spies (that's my dad!)

tbh. conditional yuniesky & ivy mason

sevgi gore & mindy khan

ENEMIES!!!!!

parker macmillan & juke gnocchi

i'm sure this will come as a shock to all of you. but megan ito/parker macmillan

also megan ito/clare ballard

there's something going on here. not sure what

............megan ito/parker macmillan

reese clark & margarito nava

terrell bradley & rivers javier

anyway feel free to ask about these ^_^ might make an oc one as well

[orbleglorb]

Hi! For the ask game, 👁️ and 🌌 with anyone of your choosing!

i'll answer these with blaseball characters, since i've already answered the second question for my OCs.

the blb characters i picked are just my blorbos. they aren't connected in any way except I Like Them.

👁️ EYE - what colour are their eyes? do people notice their eyes? is there anything special about them (shows emotion easily, literally magical…)?

Parker MacMillan: I've been going back and forth between green eyes and red eyes. because red would be cool, but idk he strikes me as a person with green eyes. nothing special about his eyes. unless i decide on them being red. eyes are typically not red.

Conditional Yuniesky (aka Yuniesky Torres): dark brown, nothing special about them.

Declan Suzanne: same as above :3

🌌 MILKY WAY - what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?

I am repurposing thing to mean "first headcanon you decided on, and why you did."

Parker MacMillan: sighs dreamily. there's something wrong with him. his cringefail behavior and killstreak enamored me. so, of course, my first headcanon (i think) was that animals love him for his unnaturally warm swag. actually wait. i guess the first headcanon would have been "firewalker basically makes him a space heater." but i think that's a pretty common headcanon? idk actually

Conditional Yuniesky: idk how to separate "headcanon" from "genuine irm," because i did sort of help create yuniesky?? like i was there for his initial lore jam & shared stuff afterwards and people said "wow those are good ideas wyatt" and i've been living on that high ever since. i guess the first "headcanon" would be that he lives with his grandmother in houston, and that his grandmother was the one that created conditional (yunie's supercomputer bestie).

Declan Suzanne: used to be in the circus. i actually have no reasoning for this & i have no idea where it came from.

[bread--quest]

do you ever just....thinks about prehistory. thinks about prehistory. thinks abo

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(also, memory-only version under the cut)

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