#blitzika is fuckin toxic

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Ships that IS considered Stockholm Syndrome!

Moxxie x Verosika:

Verosika LITERALLY sexually assaulted — still a FORM of rape — Moxxie just to SPITE Blitz because that HIS employee so she saw it as opportunity and made an example out of him

Stolas x Striker:

* The guy (Stolas) was literally kidnapped and tortured to the point of a near death experience in “Western Energy” I seriously don’t understand why would one would ship these two without justifying it being in another world (AU), it doesn’t matter it’s just as bad

Angel Dust x Valentino:

* Really, this ship needs to stop

• This is the MOTHER of all Stockholm Syndrome in the series (HH) Angel Dust gets abused by Valentino (in 101 ways and more) from it being emotional to physically (SA)

* Also not to mention we see in both “Masquerade” and “Welcome to Heaven” we see that Angel gets controlled via his shackles of his soul (which resembles a dog collar of sorts — similar to Blitz’s drug trip in “Truth Seekers — only this is so much WORSE than that because at least Stolas has genuine feelings for him)

HOW IS THIS OKAY FOR YOU TO “SHIP” OR MAKE FAN-ART OF THEIR “KIDS”?!

Radiohusk (Husk x Alastor):

Like I understand that this isn’t as bad as the one above but it’s still considered “Stockholm syndrome” because whilst their relationship isn’t as abusive (only verbally when Alastor’s part when mentioned that he’s also on a leash)

<> And yet I still see fanart of people “shipping” these two for some unexplainable reasons and that they hardly interact except for when Alastor obviously wants something from Husk or send him on errands (or whatever you get the gist of it)

Also: can we not forget the fact that Alastor literally treats Husk like a pet (don’t @ me saying “It’s literally Hell what did you expect?” or something like that)

Blitz x Striker (since 2x06):

Striker & Crimson literally kidnapped and kept Blitz & Fizz as hostages so this ship doesn’t work out anymore

Stolas x Blitz (Stolitz):

* Not canon but temporarily implied in 1x06 yet it’s nowhere near as bad as the ones above. Why? Because Stolas is willing to let Blitz go with an Asmodean Crystal. Where as the others (the perps) do not care about how the other victim is feeling for their own selfish goals

Huh Stolitz is looking pretty tame compared to these other “pairs”

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Head-canon:

Darkness can represent:

Negativity. Toxicity and captivity (along with destruction)

Which makes sense since Blitz is known for burning bridges and he is seen “captive” (psychologically) by Stolas; because he thinks all he wants from him is just sex (even though that was originally the plan to begin with before Blitz probably started getting feelings lol)

Blitz is darkest parts (the less coloured) are most likely negative and toxic in these relationships:

Fizzarolli >>> fell out and is his arch rival

Verosika >>> broke up and probably does feels shit for the way he had treated her

• I theorise that as soon as he had broken up with her was when he had adopted Loona thereafter

* Or how do we know she didn’t do anything just as bad? (We don’t because yes let’s all blame Blitz for everything since he’s the antagonistic character)

Striker >>> Not much to be said except for let him get away after he attempted to assassinate Stolas - so Blitz feels guilty about it maybe?

Light represents:

Understanding & intellectual thought (well duh Blitz in his psychological torment; so that’s a no-brainer! Pun intended 😆)

But it can also mean goodness and reality

Stolas:

He wasn’t in the dark with everyone else as mentioned, he was into the light… representing that he could be the reason for Blitz to get out of that self-hatred (via Stolas’s kindness and affection)

Almost like reaching out for help

Or signifying a healthier relationship (hence the eradication of self-hatred) and that would probably help Blitz to stop erasing himself from photos with friends and family

* It even said Blitz wanted self respect for himself and his peers for one of his goals in his bio

Moxxie:

Who started off in the dark (in representation of Blitz’s current relationship with his employee) BUT I noticed how he went from dark to light

* I know he was following Blitz up the stairs to a hallucinogenic Stolas but still this could a huge character development

So this could be foreshadowing a significant change… as to how, why, and when we don’t know (only Viv knows lol 😂)

Verosika:

Okay, I won’t deny (as biased as I am for Stolitz I still think about the FACTS) that, yes, Blitz may have subconsciously felt guilty about hurting his ex-girlfriend because this all was in his MIND not what shows on the exterior, but that doesn’t mean he would want to go BACK to her, I’m looking at you “Blitzika” shippers 😂 — despite all the hard work he will have to make for being in a healthy relationship with Stolas — because Viv and Bryce Pinkham have already revealed that Stolitz will get together REGARDLESS of what happens; that’s the whole storyline of Helluva Boss

Off topic:

That’s like saying “there’s NO WAY Deckerstar would get together, because he’s “irredeemable” (who pretty much was the same as Blitz) but they DID end up together they even had a kid!

Verosika is Eve (Lucifer’s ex-girlfriend) in Lucifer and Stolitz are Deckerstar their fates are “align with the stars” — pun intended — meaning Stolas and Blitz are endgame

(Not gonna do Striker and why because Blitz met him for a day and had a one liner to say - also I decided to put the clip here to support my theories because I couldn’t be bothered putting up gifs lol 😂)