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majorshatterandhare · 1 year

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“Gassed last night / And gassed the night before / Gonna be gassed tonight / if we’re never gassed no more / When you’re gassed / you’re sick as you can be / ‘cause-” I keep fucking forgetting that you aren’t supposed to mix bleach and ammonia.

#the mechanisms #gptvtmk #ttbt #gunpowder tim #gassed last night #i didnt bother to check the lyrics so im guessing that the line breaks are actually there #this is a JOKE #mostly #blogbot q

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majorshatterandhare · 5 months

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Flashes like camera bulbs also fire in my brain. It’s called aura. You should get that checked out.

#is this funny? its supposed to be funny #i just learned that its not just migraines that can have aura but certain seizures also. which makes sense since theyre both fucked up-#electrical signals in your brain.#the mechanisms #tbi #loki #blogbot q

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majorshatterandhare · 9 months

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[ID: a Shaking Hands meme, edited so the arm on the left is labeled “Me,” the arm on the right is labeled “Drumbot Brian,” and the clasped hands are labeled “Being unable to ever be a ‘good person’ due to the ‘good intentions’ of a parental figure.” End ID]

#this is about having a ‘bad person’ disorder. not about actually being unable to be a ‘good person’#about being afraid you can never be a ‘good person’ and about being told by society that you cant #about trying your hardest to be a good person and seeming to fail every time. thats how i think brian feels. whether it be because his-#switch was flipped or because he failed his goal (like with fort galfridian)#any way cross your fingers my parents never see this. like carmilla they tried.#the mechanisms #drumbot brian #described #blogbot q

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majorshatterandhare · 1 year

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I think Tim's eyes should be removable. They're attached with ribbon cables or something. IDK. I asked a computer-smart friend but I still need more info to iron out the details.

And I think removing them should decrease his regeneration rate (increase the amount of time that regeneration takes). 'Cause the mechanism is what makes him immortal, so you take part* of that out, that's gonna inhibit it doing the job.

It would be funny if they were bluetooth though, because then he could see through them without them being in his head.

*We are going with the eye sockets and whatnot being mechanism too, here. Haven't worked out the details of what I think that ought to be yet, either.

#the mechanisms #gunpowder tim #blogbot q #mechanism headcanon

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majorshatterandhare · 1 year

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“Look, look! I’ve done my own CD and I’ve sewn the CD cases and everything! So if you want one of my solo projects, it’s five pounds or anything near five pounds.”

-Jessica Law, UDaD debut, 2013

#the mechanisms #udad debut #jessica law #thats so very… i dont have words #very ts i guess #but like. thats probably because it goes the other way #i would like this jessica law CD with a homemade CD case #sounds lovely #blogbot q

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majorshatterandhare · 2 years

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Eurydice/Orpheus/Narcissus/Echo polycule.

Orpheus dates Eurydice and Narcissus,

Narcissus dates Orpheus and Echo,

Echo dates Narcissus and Eurydice,

And Eurydice dates Echo and Orpheus.

It’s a square.

#the mechanisms #udad #orpheus and narcissus go on a trip to the seaside #orpheus. dionysus. muriatic acid. and the strange whirring thing #orpheus #narcissus #echo #eurydice #i dont think eurydice and narcissus would date or that echo and orpheus would date #they are metamours and love each other in that way but its different #no diagonals #blogbot q

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majorshatterandhare · 1 year

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My brain just tried to sing “This train is not what we had planned / We built but did not understand / I tried to stop it but I failed / there’s no protection now we are derailed” to the tune of the HR Pufnstuf theme. It only fell apart at the end, so….

…I do think that song could be easily parodied to be made about tbi….

#the mechanisms #tbi #i doubt anyone else is going to know what im talking about #blogbot q

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