#blonde jonah discourse

[intyruswestan]

[tyruschat]

tyruschat would like to announce that jonah’s hair is brown !

[fairygaymothers]

jonah beck is a Het Brunette

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@persongoingfast ugly😔😔😔

[chocolatechocolatekip]

“dArK bLoNdE”

[beardedmrbean]

“Fren doing believe white women can have curly hair” Oh shit nunya, I hear a lot of ginger and dirty blond hair women throwing themselves in front of a bullet train.

Like what type of white people do these people be around? Feel half of these fuckers only grew up only around a certain race and didn’t meant other races properly until they were adults.

I remember someone totally losing their shit many years back on here because someone was talking about having a "Jewfro"

(Using Matt Stone because I don't want to use Jonah Hill or Seth Rogen, he's funnier than they are anyhow)

It went absolutely every direction you can think of from racist cultural appropriation to the use of that term means you're the next hitler.

Occasionally I miss the way tumblr used to be with discourse on all of this stuff, it made for some seriously funny conversations when they finally dissolved down to peak insanity.

But ya, much better on everyone's mental health that there aren't as many people on here screaming like a 3 year old that thinks it's your fault they dropped their ice cream.

Oh and the person that started off the "Jewfro" thing was a Jewish dude talking about his own hair. Which makes it even more fun.

[bmgmw]

Here’s my take on the fake discourse 😂

Cyrus: dark brown

Jonah: light brown

TJ: lighter brown

Walker: dark brown + that one patch of blonde

Marty: reddish brown (the brown > the red)

That Reed kid from tomorrow’s episode: the only actually blonde boy character

....I’m convinced the tag doesn’t know what blonde or dirty blond looks like

[klance-convert]

Not to get swept up in the hair discourse but

All of you saying that Jonah’s hair is light brown are close, but still not quite right. My take is:

Cyrus: (really) dark brown

Jonah: MEDIUM brown (which sounds weird but it’s the truth)

TJ: Light Brown

Buffy: Black

Andi: Dark Brown/Black

Amber: Blonde

That’s the tea everyone, just saying

[fairygaymothers]

TEAM HET BRUNETTE WINS

[fairygaymothers]

@tjswings and i are yelling at each other over jonahs hair color

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i would just like everyone to know this discourse came from me mentioning asher angel was a robot created by disney for 9 year old stannies because he was the definition of ‘perfect’ blond, attractive, can sing, can act, can dance, good at sports, etc

did anyone comment on him being a robot?? NO they had to SNIPE me for saying blond!! 

But ig josh has spoken, i will fall to my knees and beg for forgiveness, het brunette reigns...

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AINT NO LIE HIS HAIR IS BROWN BROWN BROWN (BROWN BROWN)

BABY BLOND BLOND BLOND (BLOND BLOND!)

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PHOTOSHOPPED

wbk asher was really having his hair cgied this whole time and if you meet him irl 😔😔😔😔he has red hair