#bosses don't feel emotions guys xx

[lilacthebooklover]

my friend and I angsted Bossman Hero during a shitpost RP so hard that now when we derail a shitpost RP to angst we go "oh fuck we have another Bossman Hero moment on our hands"

AS YOU SHOULD, LEGENDS

look at this scrunkly little guy and tell me you don't want to whump him. see? you can't. he's too whumpable <3

[xxsycamore]

XX 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓

► SYNOPSIS:

You go to see Napoleon at the police station, entering to the sight of him cleaning his gυn.

Naturally, it arouses your curiosity.

▍police officer!napoleon x afab!reader

▍rating: E (mdni)

▍tags: Gυn Kink; Bad Use of Police Equipment; Alternate Universe - Modern Setting; Deepthroating A GυN; and not just the gυn; deranged smut; Blow Jobs; Come Swallowing; Police Uniforms 

▍cw: this fic contains usage of a (non-loaded) gυn for sexual purposes, so make sure to avoid reading if this makes you uncomfortable!

▍wordcount:  2,315

▍masterlist

▍a/n: Have you seen the new card? Well, this was my reaction to it. I decided to stick to what I said! Fuck the police am I right? I'll go hide somewhere now. Enjoy ❤

Entering the police station where your boyfriend works as of recently, you know the smile won't leave your face in the foreseen few minutes. For one, because seeing what his noisy bunch of colleagues are up to is always rising your spirits. The guys love you and you love them too - catching a glimpse of them bickering and pausing to greet you, you feel like you're walking through a rowdy share house rather than a police station.

"Congrats, Hondje. Your man sure is quite something to climb the ranks so fast."

To miss someone as large as Theo, you sure must be distracted - but your dreamy smile is quickly morphing into a pout as he tousles your hair. You raise a hand to smack his away but you give up and opt to just fix the ruffled mess he created. His teasing successfully heats up your cheeks at the mention of your boyfriend.

Napoleon was last to join the unit and is already its leader, in just a few months - today being his first day as one officially. Out of the whole palette of emotions surging in you varying from pride to astonishment, a huge portion of embarrassment is now added in the mix as well. You neglected to consider the unit's reaction - and the following teasing.

"Yeah, you know how he is… I don't even know if he was seriously trying for the position."

"Woah there, little bird." Another colleague of his, Arthur, gives your shoulder a pat - which you really prefer over the flirty arm-around-the-shoulder greeting he usually goes by, and winks at you. "Must be nice to have a girlfriend that strokes your ego even when you're not around, huh? That bastard."

"What- No, I didn't mean-"

Before you can defend yourself properly, Theo sighs and walks past the two of you and straight towards the exit, but not without glaring at Arthur.

"Stop talking shit and go clock in already. I'm out."

Arthur is successfully distracted, hands on his hips as he watches Theo's departure and yells an un-heartfelt goodbye at him while he's still in hearing range. Theo just waves behind his back, more at you than anything, and then he's gone. It's Arthur's turn to sigh now, maintaining the posture, and you can't help but think that they're just a liiitle bit alike in some aspects.

"He has the nights off this whole week, and for what? It should be saved for those of us who actually have a social life."

You find it humorous that Arthur laments the loss of another night spent surrounded by girls in a bar, critiquing Theo while actually, as you can recall, the two of them hit those bars together most of the time.

"Ah but not ALL of us have to be lonely." The mischievous glint in his deep blue eyes is unmistakable as he looks at you before you can try to verbalize some kind of sympathy, thus saving you from the white lie -  but probably not for good. "Boss is waiting for you upstairs. In his new office."

Now, there are several important bullet points here to be structured, like what he called him, or the reminder that you'd have to change your usual route to the unfamiliar door instead, but the most exclamation marks stand after the statement that he's waiting for you. Well, yeah, it is the end of his shift and you didn't come here without shooting him a text beforehand, but you're a little too used to seeing him busying himself around the station instead, making himself useful to his best extent. You'll have to wait until after you bid Arthur goodbye to give your cheeks a well-needed little grounding pat each, so you hurry up with getting there.

"Uh-huh. Thanks for letting me know, Arthur. I better not keep him waiting."

***

"Knock knock." You announce your presence, seeing that the office door is wide open - but decide not to keep it that way, closing it from the inside once you step in. You don't want any nosy colleagues peeking in while you give your boyfriend a greeting kiss. Which you leap at him for, right away.

"Hey." He smirks, collecting you in his arms as he's half-seated at the edge of his desk. Inhaling the scent of his cologne that still sticks as strongly to his clothes as it does when he leaves in the morning, your eyelids close to take it better in. It's only when you open them again that you notice what exactly he put to the side earlier in order to give you a hug.

It's the base of his gυn, now set down next to its other parts as it's been taken apart. You faintly remember Napoleon performing a field strip in front of you in one of his early days at the station, and you know that it's done to facilitate cleaning. Which by all looks seems like what you interrupted right now.

Seeing where you attention escaped to, Napoleon lifts your chin with a single finger and nudges it his way, capturing your lips for a kiss. You nearly melt into it and are surprised that he's first to withdraw.

"I was just getting finished here." He maneuvers you to sit on his left thigh as he sits more steadily at the edge of the desk. You're left with no choice but to put your hands around his neck like a koala since he needs his two free to put the gυn together. You don't mind at all, it's a first class seat for the demonstration taking place in front of you.

You watch with avid interest as he picks up the small rag to clean a spot he missed on one of the dismantled parts, his eyes sharpening as he puts attention to the smallest of details with utter concentration.

"Now you go like this…" He begins the assembling, putting the barrel back into place, moving on to the next part and the next until they're all on their places, the process accompanied by occasional guiding words.

He chuckles, producing his trademark snrk noise as he usually does when you give him that sparkly enthusiasm-loaded gaze. He finds it amusing that something that’s an ordinary task for him can capture your interest like that.

"You that impressed, nunuche?"

You crinkle your nose at him in frown which just makes you more kissable in his eyes. He gives your lips a quick peck, gυn still in his hands just underneath your faces.

You lean in for a peck next, and just to play with him and take your revenge for being bullied, you duck and kiss the gυn instead of him.

He knits his brows in offence that is more a jest that anything, but he is interested in the game. He lifts the thoroughly cleaned gυn closer to your mouth and rubs your lips softly with the muzzle, with the intention to nudge your lower lip open so he can go for another kiss, just a small act of tease.

You only get bolder, your lips gaping indeed, but you lean in to wrap them around the tip of the gυn.

Napoleon's facial muscles freeze for a second, his eyes darkening. You can feel the leg you're seated on twitch, and you doubt that it's simply because of it going numb under your weight or something. It only prompts you to readjust your position, grinding your bottom on him under the pretext of getting steadier on top of him.

You forget that it's Napoleon who is in the control of the situation and it's his hand that is holding the object in your mouth.

"You're playing dirty." It's all he says, devoid of the usual smirk that would reach his eyes otherwise - now his demeanor is stoic and his movements calculated. He presses the metal object further inside your mouth, making you change the position of your tongue so you can take it in.

Your eyes widen in alert but you don't move an inch, doing everything to let him known non-verbally that you want this to happen. Thrill sends you heart leaping like crazy. You don't want to be the wiser one and put an end to the dangerous liaison first. And why should it be ended? The gυn is freshly cleaned, not loaded and most importantly in the hands of the one person you trust with your life.

Napoleon lets out a protruded breather, pushing himself away from the desk gradually and thus making you slide downwards with the movement. Your knees meet the floor.

He holds the gυn in front of his crouch, glistening with saliva and ready to be welcomed back in the warm cave of your mouth. You eagerly wrap your lips anew around it. From the position you’re in, to the hard object in your mouth, to your nose pressed up in his uniform trousers, it all reminds you well enough of sucking him off, but the twisted scenario adds to the inferno inside of you. A moan slips from the depth of your throat, and Napoleon presses the object forward.

Thankfully your gag reflex rests unbothered from the thrust, making your head spin with wanton unmarred by caution. You want nothing but for him to deepthroat you with the gυn, and you demonstrate your willingness by closing your eyes. Feeling the familiar itch of desire, your lithe fingers find it easy to rub some stimulation between your legs in your current position, but Napoleon is not so drunk on lust not to notice.

"Hands behind your back."

His tone is stern and you obey on the spot, holding with one hand the wrist of your other in a secure lock. It's then when Napoleon thrusts the gυn inwards again, nearly hitting the back of your throat.

The noises your mouth emits are now more reminiscent of the more heated sessions of oral you'd perform on him, and even in those, Napoleon rarely deepthroats you. The metal object in your mouth is surprisingly well suited for the task, being shorter and thinner than Napoleon's cock that you're so familiar with. He finds the right tempo, holding your hair in one hand and fucking your mouth with the gυn in the other, aquamarine eyes never leaving the sight of it. It's like he wants to burn this into his memory; a scene so filthy it's almost pornographic, borderline taboo - one that would undoubtedly play in his imagination next time he has his fist wrapped around his length.

You begin to drool from the corners of your mouth, the gυn thoroughly coated in your saliva. You begin to rock back and forth softly, your pussy weeping for the absence of something to lodge deep inside in a similar fashion to the attention your mouth receives.

Just as you begin to get lost in the steady rhythm of his thrusts, your toy is taken away from you. The sound of the uniform trousers' zipper pulled undone enters your ears and a new gush of arouse moves throughout your body, almost by instinct alone.

In a flash, Napoleon swaps the gυn with his cock. His breathing is already rigid, being fairly worked up from doing this to you. Now that he claims your mouth with what he knows for a fact is your favorite toy, he can't help but be selfish.

You take the initiative, moaning and groaning around his length at first, coating it in your saliva to lubricate it for what is coming. Of course, that piece of metal can't be more deserving of your best services more than his cock is, and you want to prove it to him.

Napoleon gets you so well, even without words. He waits for you to take it promptly deep in your mouth, and resumes his thrusts - this time not with his hand, but with his hips.

Your hands fail to maintain the previous order and fall from behind your back in the favor of giving you a better balance. You put them on his legs instead, clutching the fabric, crawling further up until you can claw at his rear.

Napoleon whispers to you words of praise; of lustful accusation of how much you turn him on in the worst of places, of how you make him lose control. He warns you of his upcoming peak, and you swallow around his length in expectation, urging him on.

His deft fingers bury themselves in your hair without pulling to the point of pain as a groan escapes his throat. His hips buckle forward and the first stream of cum hits the back of your throat, making you unable to stay still. He wants to withdraw and give you room to breathe but you stubbornly keep most of his length inside your mouth, letting it all splash on your tongue. You suck him until he can't give you any more of his hot cum, and then some.

"You absolute vixen." He racks his fingers through his bangs once he's made sure you're fine and helped back on your feet, even with difficulty. He can't resist to kiss you, and you in turn can't resist to chuckle against his mouth, cutting it too short.

"I was gonna say, congrats on the new office, boss."

His breath hits your cheek as he huffs, slammed by your wits.

"I'm merely putting things to good use as expected of me." He snaps back, this time clamming the kiss that you denied him before you can shy out of it from the way he worded that. He'll ask more about the way you addressed him later. Now all he has in his mind is you in the red dress he bought, seated opposite him as he dines and wines you, celebrating the promotion. That's it, unless his well-thought girlfriend has another plan in mind.

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[paraemu]

Interview 17 from Kamen Rider Ex-Aid Character Book LEVEL.1

The relationship between Hojo Emu / Kamen Rider Ex-Aid and Parad / Kamen Rider ParaDX has been revealed.

How do Iijima Hiroki and Kai Shouma, who play the role of Emu and Parad, think about the relationship between the two, who are inseparable from each other, and how do they plan to express it in the future? While looking back on the hints woven throughout the story, they talk about each other's feelings!

序盤に比べると、翔真とー緒に撮影する機会がぐんと増えたよね。

Iijima: Compared to the beginning of the show, there are much more opportunities to shoot with Shoma.

15話くらいからね。同時に、永夢とパラドは同じ人物だってことがジワジワ明かされさて。

Kai: From about episode 15. At the same time, it's slowly revealed that Emu and Parad are the same person.

身長はこんなに違うけど(笑)。

Iijima: Our heights are so different, though.

(笑)

Kai: (laughs)

見てくださってる方たちは、どの辺で僕たちの関係性に気づいたのかな。

Iijima: I wonder where the viewers noticed the relationship between us.

最初に「あれ?」と思うのは16話だったんじゃない? 永夢の目が一瞬赤く光った直後にパラドが現れたシlン。振リ向いたら噴水の上にパラドが座っていて。

Kai: It was probably episode 16 that made you think, "Huh?". Right after Emu's eyes glowed red for a moment, Parad appeared. When he turned around, Parad was sitting on top of the fountain.

確かにあれが最初か。19話にも伏線があつたよね。あの回、僕はラストまでずっとゲーマーMでいたけど、その間にパラドは出てこなくて。

Iijima: There was foreshadowing in episode 19, wasn't there? In that episode, I was Gamer M all the way to the end, but Parad didn't show up during that time.

永夢に戻った後でパラドが登場するんだよね。「おかえり、永夢」ってね。大胆なヒント。

Kai: It's after you return to Emu that Parad comes into play. "Welcome back, Emu," he said. A bold hint.

23話では永夢の邪な心として出てくるでしょ。耳元でささやいてきて。

Iijima: It will come out as Emu's evil heart in episode 23. He whispered in his ear.

ゲンムを消すように示唆するシーンか。

Kai: A scene suggesting that we erase Gemn.

あそこもすごいヒント���なっているんじゃないかな。撮影の時は、「距離、近つ!!」つて思ったけど(笑)。

Iijima: I think that's a great hint there too. When we were shooting, I thought, "Distance, we're too close!!" (laughs)

パラドが話すシーンは基本月的に距離だ近いよね。グラフアイトやゲンムと話す時も、かなリ寄ってるから。

Kai: The scene where Parad speaks is basically his normal distance. When he talks to Graphite and Genm, he's also very close.

23話でも、めっちゃ近くに翔真の顔が(笑)。

Iijima: In episode 23, I saw Shoma's face very close to mine. (laughs)

人間から見たら近いのかもしれないけど、バグスターは人間と同じはないということを忘れちゃいけないよ。人間の物差しで行動を測ってはだめなの。

Kai: It may be close from a human point of view, but you have to remember that bugsters are not the same as humans. You can't measure their behavior with human yardsticks.

あの距離はそういうことか(笑)!

Iijima: So that's what that distance is! (laughs)

そうなんで���(笑)。ところでふたリの関係性が描かカれるようになって以降、僕たちはお互いの存在をすごく意識するようになったよね。

Kai: That's right, lol. By the way, we became very aware of each other's existence after the relationship between the two started to be depicted, didn't we?

パラドは永夢にとって必要不可欠な存在だからね。パラドがいなければゲーマーMはいない。

Iijima: Parad is an essential part of Emu's life. Without Parad, there would be no Gamer M.

逆も言える。永夢がいなければパラドは存在し得なかった。

Kai: The opposite is also true. Without Emu, Parad could not have existed.

僕たちは切っても切れない関係。永夢とパラドは表裏ー体だから。

Iijima: We are inseparable. Emu and Parad are two sides of the same coin.

そこを出すために、僕は現場でもオンエアでも寛騎の芝居をじっくリチエツワしてるよ。

Kai: In order to bring that out, I've been watching Hiroki's acting closely both on the set and on air.

僕も翔真の芝居は特によく見てる。これまでも、パラドに翻弄されていなかったら絶対に生まれていなかったと思える芝居がいくつもあった。ゲンムを倒した23話では「罪を償わせなきゃ」という気持ちにさせてもらった。永夢がパラドに乗っ取られる時は、「パラドらしさを出すにはどうしたらいい?」みたいな相談をしたよね。

Iijima: I also watch Shoma's acting very closely. There have been a number of plays that I believe would never have been created had I not been at the mercy of Parad. In episode 23, when he defeated Gemn, he made me feel like I had to make him pay for his sins. When Emu was taken over by Parad, we talked about how to make him more Parad-like.

したね。30話も撮ると、キヤラクター像が確立してくるから、相手の芝居もあ程度の予測がつくよね。あとはそこに自分の役をどうぶつけるかだと思ってて。永夢はすごく純粋で、穢れのない、患者を救いたいというひたむきな気持ちをぶつけてくる。その紛れもない正義感に、パラドの中にあるバグスターとしての正義をどうぶつけていくかが今後の課題かな。永夢とパラドの関係は正義と正義のぶつかり合いだから、相手の芝居に対するアンサーを、僕たちの関わりから見つけ出さないとね。

Kai: After 30 episodes, you have an established image of the character, so you can predict how he will act. Now it's up to me to figure out how to play my role in it. Emu is very pure and untainted, and he throws his heart and soul into saving the patients. I think the challenge for the future is how to match that undeniable sense of justice with the justice that Parad has as a bugster. The relationship between Emu and Parad is a clash of justice and righteousness, so we need to find an answer to the other's play through our relationship.

今後の展開がわからないから、手探リの部分も多いけど。

Iijima: I don't know what's going to happen in the future, so I have a lot of exploring to do.

パラドが敵のままなのか、永夢と共闘するのかもしれないし。

Kai: Maybe Parad will remain an enemy, or maybe he will fight together with Emu.

でも、どう転ぶにしても、今後はもっと影響し合っていかないとね。

Iijima: But no matter how it turns out, we need to influence each other more in the future.

表裏一体であることに変わりはないもんね。それにしても、「仮面ライダーエグゼイド」って難しくない？設定が複雑!

Kai: They are two sides of the same coin, aren't they? Anyway, isn't "Kamen Rider Ex-Aid" difficult? The setting is complicated!

特に「リプログラミング」とか出てきて、より複雑化した気がする(笑)。

Iijima: I feel like it's gotten more complicated, especially with all the "reprogramming" and such coming out (lol).

リプログラミング初登場回を見逃したら、話についていけないんじゃ...。

Kai: If you miss the first appearance of reprogramming, you can't keep up with the story...

僕だったらパニック(笑)。

Iijima: I would have panicked (laughs).

永夢とパラドのかけ合いはどれも伏線になっていて、ストーリーを追う上で重要だと思うんだけど、寛騎はどんなシーンが印象に残っている？

Kai: All of the interactions between Emu and Parad are foreshadowing, and I think they're important to follow the story, but what scenes left a strong impression on you?

やっぱリ、お互いのマックス大変身かな。あれはエキサイトした。

Iijima: I think it was each other's Max Dai Henshin. That was exciting.

30話だよね。 正面で向き合って、同時にマックス大変身したシーン!

Kai: Episode 30, right? The scene where they faced each other head on and did the Max Dai Henshin at the same time!

パラドは基本的に大きなアクションなしに変身するけど、レベル99になる時は、永夢と似たボーズだったでしよ。

Iijima: Parad basically transforms without any major action, but when he became level 99, he was a boss similar to Emu.

やっとふたりが同じレベルになるんだよね。勝つのはパラドだけど(笑)。

Kai: Finally, the two of them are on the same level. It's Parad who wins, though (laughs).

そリゃ、パラドは本家だから。

Iijima: That's because Parad is the original.

パラドが入っていたからこそ、ゲーマーMが成立していたわけだからね。パラドが抜けたらただの "宝生永夢" だし。

Kai: Gamer M was only possible because Parad was in it. Without Parad, it's just "Hojo Emu".

ボロボロにやられてしまった(泣)。でも撮影は「いよいよだ!」って興奮があって、楽しかったよ。翔真のお気に入りのシーンはどこなの?

Iijima: I was beaten to a pulp (crying). But the shooting was exciting. It was a lot of fun. What was your favorite scene?

18話のラストかな。永夢がゲーム病であることを暴露した黎斗に、パラドがつかみかかるシーン。パラドが喜怒哀楽の「怒」の部分を出したのは、あれが初めてだったから、すごく印象家に残ってる。

Kai: The end of episode 18, I think. The scene where Parad grabs Kuroto after he reveals that Emu has game disease. That was the first time Parad showed the "anger" part of his emotions, so it left a strong impression on me.

僕にとってもすごく大事なシーンだったから、よく覚えてる。

Iijima: I remember it well because it was a very important scene for me.

パラドが永夢に味方しているのかどうか、わからないところもいい感じで。

Kai: It's also a nice touch that I'm not sure if Parad is on Emu's side or not.

謎が残っていていいよね。

Iijima: It's nice that there's still a mystery.

結果的には味方しているように見えるけど実際は「俺が倒したいから誰も手を出すな」ってことだし。

Kai: As a result, it looks like he's taking sides, but in reality it's "I want to take him down, so nobody mess with him".

その後もパラドは、永夢を高めていくからね。マイティブラザーズXXになるガシャットをもらった時もそうだけど、パラドは永夢を煽って翻弄しつつも、高みに引き上げようとしてる。

Iijima: Because even after that, Parad continues to enhance Emu. Like when he got the gashat to become Mighty Brothers XX, Parad is trying to agitate and play with Emu, but also trying to raise him to a higher level.

「永夢の力はこんなもんじゃない」って、何度も言ってるように、パラドは永夢が限界をまだまだ超えられると思っているし、永夢がさらに上リ詰めて、最高レベルに達したところで決戦に挑みたいから。

Kai: As Parad has said many times, "Emu's power is not like this." Parad believes that Emu can still exceed his limits, and he wants to challenge him to a decisive battle when Emu has reached his highest level.

簡単に言えば、人間の永夢とバグスターのMの対決だからね。

Iijima: Simply put, it's a confrontation between the human Emu and the bugster M.

さらに極端に言うと、 "自分対自分"。

Kai: To take it to the extreme, it's "me versus myself."

その関係が見えるシーンは演じていて楽しい。永夢のいろいろな感情を見せられるから。

Iijima: The scenes where you can see the relationship between them are fun to play. I can show the various emotions of Emu.

最初は戸惑っていたけどね。

Kai: I was confused at first, though.

「俺の永夢」と言われたら、それはね(笑)。永夢は医師だから、何が何でもパラドを倒したいというより、平和に生きていたいと思ってるはず。接め事はよくないっていうタイプだから。

Iijima: If you say "my Emu," well, you know (laughs). He's a doctor, so rather than wanting to defeat Parad at any cost, he wants to live in peace. He's the type of person who doesn't like to get into trouble.

確かにそうだね。

Kai: That's true.

なのにパラドは煽ってくるんだよね。永夢が考え方を変えてほしいという意気込みで立ち向一かうと、さらに煽ってくる。というか翔真、煽る芝居がうますぎ！

Iijima: And yet, Parad is agitated, isn't he? When Emu confronts him with the enthusiasm of wanting him to change his way of thinking, he becomes even more agitated. I mean, Shoma, your theatrics are too good!

だってパラドは、永夢を本気にさせないといけないから(笑)。

Kai: Because Parad has to make Emu take him seriously (lol).

「オラオラ、来いよ来いよ！」的な煽リ方じゃなくて、静かに、じわじわと煽ってくるよね？僕のゲーマーMの芝居は、間違いなくそこからインスバイアされてる。

Iijima: It's not a "Come on, come on, come on!" kind of thing, it's a quiet, gradual kind of thing, right? My Gamer M play is definitely inspired by that.

直接的に言わない煽り方に？

Kai: To stir things up without saying it directly?

優しそうに、フワーッと言っているんだけど、それが逆に永夢の心に沁みてくるんだよ。23話の「レーザーを殺したやつを許せるのか？」って耳元で言われるシーンなんて、本当にヤバかった！

Iijima: He says it in a gentle, huffy way, but it's the opposite that sinks into Emu's heart. The scene in episode 23 where he said in my ear, "Can you forgive the guy who killed Lazer?" That scene was really dangerous!

戸惑ったリ、傷ついたリ、怒リを覚えたリする永夢を見ていると、パラドも心が滾るからね。高ぶっている永夢を見ると、パラドは楽しくなる。まさに「心が躍る」。

Kai: Seeing Emu confused, hurt, and angry makes Parad's heart boil. Seeing Emu in high spirits makes Parad happy. It's truly "heart-pumping".

30話あたリで永夢とパラドのテンションがガッと上がるから、僕たちも高ぶるよね。

Iijima: At the end of episode 30, the tension between Emu and Parad rises dramatically, and we get excited too.

そういうシーンって闘争心が高まっているってことだから、変身していて、アフレコが多いんだけどね。特にる29、30話の、永夢とパラドのテンションが一番上がった状態の決戦シーンって、ほとんどアフレコ。

Kai: Those scenes mean that the fighting spirit is rising, so they're transforming, and there's a lot of postrecording. Especially in episodes 29 and 30, when the tension between Emu and Parad is at its highest, most of the battle scenes are dubbed.

確かに。今後もアフレコでもどう気分を高められるかが鍵になる、か。

Iijima: Indeed. The key will be how we can continue to raise our spirits in the recording sessions.

難しいアフレコが増えそう。

Kai: It's going to be more difficult to record.

全力でやるしかないね。

Iijima: I'll have to give it my all.

寛騎は役に入り込むと、急に目が輝くよね。目がピカッと輝いたと思ったら、すでに永夢になりきっていて。スイッチでもあるんじゃないかと思うことがある。

Kai: When Hiroki gets into the role, his eyes suddenly shine. When you see his eyes light up, he's already in the role of Emu. Sometimes I think it's like a switch.

そうかな？

Iijima: Is that so?

逆に言うと、役に入っていない時は目に光がない (笑)。

Kai: Conversely, when he's not in the role, there's no light in his eyes (laughs).

よく言われる。SNSに自撮り写真を載せても、「目がうつろです」ってコメントをいただいたリ (笑)。自覚はあるよ (笑)。

Iijima: When I post selfies on social media, I often get comments like, "Your eyes are so blank." (laughs). I'm aware of it (laughs).

(爆笑)! よく言えば切り替え上手。目に光がなくたって、根暗なわけじゃないしね。

Kai: (Laughs)! Speaking well, switching is good. The lack of light in your eyes doesn't mean it's dark.

それってホメてる!?

Iijima: Is that a compliment?

とにかく……気分屋っていうの？

Kai: Anyway...... is that what you call a moody person?

それも認める。黙りたい時は黙るし、騒ぎたい時は騒ぐ。B型だからね。

Iijima: I'll admit it. When I want to be quiet, I'll be quiet, and when I want to make noise, I'll make noise, because I'm type B.

僕もB型だから、わかる気が (笑)。

Kai: I'm also a B type, so I feel like I understand (laughs).

というか、エグゼイドのキャストはほとんどがB型なんだよね。

Iijima: In fact, most of the cast of Ex-Aid is B type.

利樹も享恭くんもレイナちゃんも、みんなB型だ。

Kai: Toshiki, Ukyo-kun, and Reina-chan are all B-type.

灰馬役の博多華丸さんもだよ!

Iijima: And Hanamaru Hakata, who plays the role of Haima!

濃い集団だね (爆笑)？

Kai: A dense group, huh?

客観的に見るとカオスだよ。話が噛み合ってないことも多いし (笑)。

Iijima: From an objective point of view, it's chaos. There are a lot of things we don't talk about (laughs).

みんな気分屋だから、噛み合わなくても気にしない。それはそれ、みたいな。それが心地いいんだよね。当初のパラドはひとりのシーンが多かったから、みんなと時間も合わなくて、キャストの輪に入れなかったけど。最近みんなといる時間が増えて、毎日が楽しいよ。

Kai: Everyone is moody, so they don't care if they don't mesh. That's the way it is. That's what makes us comfortable. In the beginning, Parad had a lot of solo scenes, so I didn't have time to spend with everyone, so I couldn't be part of the cast. Recently, I've been spending more time with everyone, and every day is fun.

最近ではうるさいくらいだもん。若いからバイタリティがすごいし (笑)。

Iijima: It's so noisy nowadays. You're young, so you have great vitality (laughs).

1歳しか違わないでしょ!?

Kai: We're only a year apart!

フレッシュ感が違う。翔真には10代ならではの爽やかさもあって。子どもっぽい時もあれば、びっくりするほど大人に見えることもある。年齢的な振り幅がパラドの芝居に生きていて、すごいと思うよ。

Iijima: The freshness is different. Shoma has a freshness that only a teenager can have. Sometimes he looks childish, and other times he looks surprisingly mature. I think it's great that the range of age is alive in Parad's role.

気まぐれで、大人になったリ子どもになったリするからね。

Kai: He can become an adult or a child on a whim.

その振り幅も、時々作裂する鋭いツッコミも、最強 (笑)!

Iijima: His range and his occasional tsukkomi are the strongest (lol)!

ボケよりはツッコミだと自認していたけどそんなに鋭いかな?

Kai: I've always considered myself more of a tsukkomi than a boke, but am I that sharp?

ズバッと、どストレートに刺さる。

Iijima: It sticks straight to the heart.

よく一発が重いって言われる (笑)。

Kai: People often say that one shot is too heavy (laughs).

そんな感じ (爆笑)。でもまあ、僕も思いついたことはパッパッと言うようにしているから、イヤな感じはまったくない!

Iijima: Something like that (laughs). But I try to say what comes to my mind quickly, so I don't feel bad at all!

僕たちの間には壁がないもんね。

Kai: There are no walls between us.

気まぐれに歌い出すし。

Iijima: I'd start singing on a whim.

気づけばみんなで大合唱 (笑)!!

Kai: The next thing you know, we're all singing in chorus (lol)!

その日、一番テンションが高い人が指揮を執って (笑)。

Iijima: The person who was the most excited that day took the lead (laughs).

その指揮を執る機会が増えた気が。

Kai: I feel like I have more opportunities to lead now.

Iijima: (laughs)

いい現場だなと思う。撮影が始まると寛騎も利樹たちもスッと役に入るから、ほどよい緊張感を保っていられるし。

Kai: I think it's a great set. Once the shooting starts, Hiroki, Toshiki, and the others get into the roles quickly, so we can keep a good sense of tension.

みんな切リ替え上手だもんね。ところで、今後の永夢とパラドの関係はどうなる思う？

Iijima: Everyone is good at switching sides, aren't they? By the way, what do you think the relationship between Emu and Parad will be like in the future?

ゲムデウスっていうバグスター最強のキャラクターが出てくるよね。しかもそいつを倒せるのは仮面ライダークロノスしかいない。その強敵に対して僕たちが組むのか敵のままなのかがわかるまでは、何とも言えないかな。

Kai: There's a character called Gemdeus who is the strongest character in the bugster. And the only one who can defeat him is Kamen Rider Kronos. Until we find out if we're going to team up with him or remain enemies with him, it's hard to say.

僕たちの予想を超えて「こう来るか」って展開が連続しているから、本当に探リ探リでやっていく感じだよね。

Iijima: There are a lot of unexpected twists and turns, so it's like we're just exploring.

仮面ライダーパラドクスのデザインがヒーロー寄りだから、永事側についてもおかしくはない気がする。でも僕の願望的には、パラドは最後まで永夢の敵でいてほしい！パラドクスはバグスターのヒーローだと考えれば、あのデザインにも納得がいくしね！

Kai: Kamen Rider Paradox's design is more heroic, so I think it's not surprising that he's on Emu's side. But my wish is for Parad to remain an enemy of Emu until the end! If you think of Parad as a hero of the Bugster, that design makes sense!

永夢とパラドと協力して、僕が「パラド！」って呼んだら瞬時に乗り移ったり分裂できるとか、アニメみたいな展開になっても楽しそうだなと思ったことがあるけど。敵同士のまま、緊張感を持続させて相対するのもおもしろいよね。

Iijima: I thought it would be fun if Emu and Parad could work together, and if I called out, "Parad!" I could instantly transfer or split, it would play out like in an anime. It would also be interesting to keep the tension between the two enemies.

人間には人間の想いがあって、バグスターにはバグスターの想いがある。その異なる信念がどこかで合敷するのなら、味方同士になっても楽しめると思うけど。

Kai: Humans have human feelings, and bugsters have bugster feelings. If those different beliefs can be merged somewhere, I think it would be fun to be on the same side.

敵として戦っていくにせよ、協力して強敵に立ち向かうにせよ、今後も互いに刺激をぶつけたり受け取ったりしながら前進していきたいね。僕はパラドを食うつもリでいくから、パラドは逆に、永夢を食うつもリでぶつかってきてほしい。

Iijima: Whether we are fighting as enemies or working together to confront strong enemies, I hope we can continue to move forward, both bumping into and receiving inspiration from each other. I'm going to try to eat up Parad, and I hope Parad will try to eat up Emu.

負けないよ (笑)! 今後、永夢とパラドは今まで以上に絡んでいくはずだから、切後球磨しながら頑張ろうね。

Kai: I'm not going to lose (laughs)! In the future, Emu and Parad will be more intertwined than ever, so let's work hard while doing our best.

最後までよろしく!!

Iijima: Please take care of me until the end!!

[itsjustmyfantasyroom]

I need you part 5

All the sass and fluff. Very light swearing :)

Enjoy my Barba lovers xx

You very slowly got used to being at home 24/7. Rafael brought you an exercise bike and set it up in his living room. You had a small fight because he wouldn't let you go running with Amanda so the bike was the next best thing you could both agree on, but the makeup sex over something so small was the best Rafael had ever given you. A smile pulled to your face every time you thought about it.

You weren't alone much, Rafael would always tried to be home for lunch and most of the time he had you for dessert before he headed back and then be home early, even if he had to do work once you were asleep. Nick and Amanda called every day, Liv every other, Fin would text funny jokes and meme's and Sonny would pop by with food and spend time with you.

A week turned to two and then to three, and you were at the start of the fourth. The squad had all told you that they hadn't tracked down the big pin yet, but on the plus side it looked like Nick hadn't gotten any back lash from his undercover like they thought.

Liv, had called you and asked if you wanted to come in and talk and have lunch with everyone, you agreed and she would organised for Amanda and Fin to pick you up, you guys would get lunch on the way back to the station.

"Give it one more week"

"Come on Rafa, if something was going to happen it would have happened by now, nothing is coming up on the PD raider. They have had too many clear chances, it’s been 4 weeks, are you going to tell her it's 5 now?"

“Don’t listen to him Liv, he's just wants to keep her locked away"

“Excuse me" Rafael glared back at Nick

"You heard me. You think you’re the only one that cares about her, I care about her too, we all do. We wouldn't let anything happen to her"

"OH YEAH, like that last two times. You need to know your place Amaro"

“Don’t you dare tell me I need to know my place Barba. You don't care about her the way I do"

"And you don't love her the way I do.........OR unless, is this what this is all about, are you in love with her?"

Nick huffed, threw his hands up, shaking his head no and rolled his eyes

"THAT'S ENOUGH, both of you" Liv slightly yelled 

Then the office door opened, you were standing there in jeans and a white t shirt with white runners on, your hair tied up in the high pony tail, your badge was on your hip. Your face was red, you were frowning with your hands by your side in fists. Amanda was standing behind you with her mouth slightly opened not sure where to look or what to do.

----

You were so excited to see Amanda and Fin, they came to the door and got you and walked you back to the car. Amanda gave you a hug and Fin gave you a high five, greeting you. Liv had made a lunch order from your favourite deli, you guys just had to pick it up. On the way back to the station, you laughed and cried happy tears, you were so excited to be going to the station, happy to be out of the apartment and hoped that the talk Liv wanted to have was to let you know that you were starting back.

You guys walked through the bullpen and sat everything in the break room in front of a waiting Carisi, who high fived you once your hands were free.

"I’ll go and find Liv and Nick" you said

"I'll come too, I have to get something from Liv's desk" you and Amanda headed to Liv's office.

You heard a voice, a voice you knew too well, yelling and then another voice, the voice you loved yelling back. You and Amanda froze in your tracks and listened to what was going on. You were pissed by what you were hearing them say, Amanda tried to grab your hand to pull you away, but too late, you turned the knob and pushed the door opened.

----

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON" you yelled, Amanda pushed you into the office by the back of your shoulders and closed the door behind you and walked away, she wanted no part of this.

"You’re really carrying on like this in front of my BOSS" You snarled looking at Rafael.

"AND you, don't even get me started" you pointed at Nick.

"Liv I'm sorry" you looked at her calmly

"Uh....it's Ok Y/N. You start back on Monday OK, I'll leave you guys too it." And she got up and walked out and closed the door behind her.

“You both need to know your place and you both need to start respecting each other, and respecting how I feel about you both."

Rafael went to open his mouth and you held your hand up to hush him,

“You DON’T get to talk right now Counsellor."

You turned and looked at him with a shocked look on his face;

"Nick is my partner and my best friend, I love and care about him in a different way to you, and I need him in a different way to you and he feels the same about me, but he ISN’T in love with me, understand?" Rafael looked into your eyes and nodded and looked down.

You then turned to face Nick who had a smug look on his face because Rafael copped it first.

"Get THAT look off your face now Nickolas Amaro! Rafael is the love of my life, he is my boyfriend and my best friend and I need him in a different way to you, I hope I'm going to grow old with him. I'm madly in love with him. You need to start having some respect, I need you in our own weird little way, got it?" Nick stared at you saying nothing, “NICK do you get it?"

"Yes OK, I get it, but he started it, he wanted to keep you locked away"

"ENOUGH, I'm starting back on Monday and that's final" you looked between both of them. "I ever hear you two fight about me again and I'll kick both your asses, GOT IT!"

Both men looked down at the floor you turned and walked towards the door and opened it, "You guys are grown ass men, act like it". You slammed the door behind you.

You walked into the break room to see Amanda, Sonny, Liv and Fin sitting around eating and drinking, 

“Sorry about that guys, just had to get my children under control" 

They all burst out laughing.

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Rafael walked into his office after getting back from the station with a mix of emotions. He knew he out stayed his welcome so he just left. He hated that he lost it like that and let his jealousy take over. He hated that he acted like that in front of Liv and he was pissed off at Nick for provoking him, but most of all he was upset that he had made you so angry. 

He had never seen you that pissed off before, not even when interrogating for rape and murder, but during all this, he had fallen in love with you all over again. After hearing everything you heard and being extremely mad at him, you told Nick how much you loved him and how you wanted to grow old with him. 

You guys didn't really talk about the future, with the job you guys were in and what you dealt with daily, sometimes you both felt everyday was a blessing. You both agreed to go day by day, week by week and just enjoy each other. But after hearing you today he was hopeful, you weren't going anywhere and you only wanted him and he wanted nothing more than to be with you for the rest of his life.

[rue-by-another-name]

I am so annoyed with Harry. He had one job! And I don't like Maggie because I want Harry and Y/n together but she's not even that annoying. I am developing a love-hate relationship with this story. I love love love Harry and Y/n yet it frustrates me so much that they aren't together and Harry's out there canoodling with another girl. Hope you update soon rue! Xx

Yeah I’m purposefully making it so that Maggie isn’t totally hate-able, but you also are unsure how you feel about Y/N and Harry. The story is mostly from Y/N’s emotional standpoint, so she really doesn’t know how she feels about Harry at this point either. He suddenly keeps letting her down, and she really is confronted with the fact that she is immensely hurt by that and it keeps digging into her thought process regardless of what she’s doing. So the stand I’m taking in the writing is to sort of mirror Y/N’s thought process and emotional journey of figuring how why she is feeling so betrayed by Harry for simpler things when they’re just friends. 

But also, there’s a sense that Maggie has gone farther than any other “Someone” in Harry’s life recently. Y/N mentions to Harry when he starts talking about Maggie that she knows exactly his step-by-step action plan whenever he meets someone - a pattern that Harry wasn’t even familiar with until Y/N brought it up - and that just goes to show the level of intellect Y/N has that she can notice things like that. No shade to Harry Styles, but Lawyer Y/N is worlds smarter than him in this one shot. She’s way up there on the intellectual scale. So the fact that something so mundane as Harry forgetting her birthday or not being her savior at the benefit (like she needed his help though am I right?) is really confusing to her. Like she mentioned, she can stand up to mob bosses and murderers in court, but when she has to stand up to Harry she’s defenseless. 

I’m really liking the dynamic of this one shot, and that’s why it’s taking a bit longer for me to write. Mostly because the storyline has a lot more of evolution to come, but also because I really want to make sure I’m getting every parallel that I can. I hope you guys are liking it! Because I’m definitely enjoying writing it.