#boymums

[laymedowninsheetsoflinen]

most comparisons between the hightargs & the strong boys compare the feelings alicent & rhaenyra have about their children based on gender - e.g. aemond & luke being equivalents as second sons/most loved child/etc -, but i think that it's actually birth order that's most important:

while aemond is alicent's second son, he's actually her third child & think this is important! because while the idea of second sons is an interesting parallel between aemond & luke, in terms of birth order he's alicent's baby, which fits more with the perception we get of the relationship between him & his mother. so if aemond is the third child who is he equivalent to? joffrey - rhaenyra's baby

if we take it that luke is rhaenyra's favourite child, who is his equivalent? the second child of alicent? helaena. helaena, the favourite second child who alicent would do anything to protect & keep from harm by keeping her as close to alicent as possible, who sends criston to defend her when faced with meleys - just like rhaenyra with luke

this obviously keeps aegon & jace as the first sons, alicent & rhaenyra's first baby boys & all the love & expectations that entails

[normalfem]

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[hisbestfriendcorky]

wait were you saying to come back after 9 months because you were going to put another one in? that's so hot...

if you want another one yeah

[thefabelmans2022]

there's something very strange about going from being your mother's least favourite to second favourite child bc it's nice not to be the least favourite anymore but that comes at the expense of your sibling....idk. weird.

[ivyekong]

Our little Prince Louis turns 17 months today. How time flies 💎 I found this picture of your very first checkup a few weeks after you were born. You were so tiny and adorable. Thank you God for blessing our family with this angel. You have truly completed our family. We love you so much our little Prince. #boymum #girlmum https://www.instagram.com/p/Coxp_VANLX9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[spencersarc]

What a beautiful end to the week that started very differently. (Swipe to see Saturdays adventure 🤦🏻‍♀️) Today though we headed over to @belvoircastle on behalf of @redbrickers to find a little festive magic. We were not disappointed. The Cinderella experience is beautiful & magical and I’m not ashamed to say after Saturday I had a little bit of a wet eye when I walked into the grand reception with the roaring fires & colourful Christmas tree. I love a bit of Christmas magic even as a 40something. I can feel it tingle through my core. The build up for me is always the best bit. I’ll share some more images and a blog post next week. Saturday though was a different story. Mason was running around with his brother tripped and hit his face on a cupboard. We ended up in A&E where they put him on some glue & steristrips. Thankfully other than the gash across his eye lid and a swollen eye lid there’s no lasting damage. 🤞 Now we are home ready for baths, a cuppa and a snuggle before school tomorrow. AD- Gifted #belvoircastle #cinderella #twinmumlife #magicofchristmas #christmascraftsforkids #christmastree #christmasdecor #mumlife #mumofboys #boymum (at Belvoir Castle) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClMYht-sBOl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[theradicalhonestymam]

I share my bed with the best man of them all.

My son 😂.

Needing to get the little guy back into his own bed soon as he's not far from crawling now but I'm going to miss waking up and rolling over to see him next to me 🥺.

[soup-mother]

ending the boymum industrial complex by turning those boys into mums! # feminisation

[blubushie]

girldad mercs vs boymom pauling, okay, that's all

As long as she's not a TikTok boymum... cuz those people need help.

This applies to the mercs being girldads too btw. As long as they're not the controlling creepy obsessive type.

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Me, still new to Greek mythology: Wait...so Athena is a boymum and Ares is a girldad?!

[baelorbreakbeds]

modern au lannisters:

cersei is trying to take over her dads evil megacorporation ala shiv roy.she would also have a tiktok where she posts weird #boymum tiktoks about sansa and marge and shed give extremely shitty advice on dating or whatever and people would like her because they think shes being ironic and theyd find her funny but uh shes deadly serious.also i think shed be popular with the girl interrupted lana del rey cherry emoji girls.she also runs for president.

tywin is ceo of an evil megacorporation.think waystar royco but he might also have a podcast??idk i think hed fit in ideologically with the manosphere and hed have a devoted fanbase but tywin has never seen a smartphone so.. idk his devoted fanbase composed of losers and incels all campaign for his release when he eventually gets arrested for tax evasion and whatever else hes been doing(money laundering maybe)

tyrion is a redditor.enough said. i also think hed be a scientist or maybe a lawyer hes smart af he could do anything really-in a modern au he can get therapy and deal with his issues and escape the cycle of abuse without patricide(hopefully anyway)

jaime...sorry lannation your man is a cop.or a tennis player-i feel like really talented tennis players are very famous and well known and i think that would be a good modern au equivalent of jaimes talent with swords.i dont think jaime would have much social media though.i just cannot imagine the man on any social media.cersei makes him post thirst traps with her and gets sooo mad when people are more into him then her

joffrey is a nepo baby "working" at his grandads company(he applied to work for his dad first but his emails kept getting lost apparently)he keeps getting moved around from department to department because he just sits around and vapes all day and is terrible for workplace morale and tywin doesnt want his workers to unionize.hes also guest starring on male podcasts every other day.he gives business and finance advice despite having never run or started a business.he also runs a reaction youtube channel where he rails against the woke mob.he can't say anything these days and they just hate him because hes a straight rich white male(nothing to do with his abuse allegations).he also gets into very public spats with his mother.he keeps trying to block her on instagram and tiktok but she keeps making new accounts to stalk him.

myrcella is a beauty/lifestyle influencer whose pretty popular until people start turning on her for claiming that being a nepo baby makes her work harder???or something idk she heard it from tyrion.she also gets alot of criticism online everytime joffrey or cersei do something crazy for clout.

[daenystheedreamer]

omaegorverse au stuff its daenys marrying into the starks and having the worst fucking time of her life with her gay misogyinst husband who hates her and her problematic homophobic mother in law ^_^

anyway so in omaegorverse walton and alaric did a rebellion and got absolutely FUCKED like fully dead and burned up rip alaric stark sorry u couldnt befriend alysanne 😭 its canon that torrhen's sons and the early targ-era starks HATED the targs. i think if maegor omegafied his nephew and took him to wife theyd consider that the last straw. plus the old gods are whispering in their ear or something ^_^ there’s also a mercenary company in essos called the company of the rose i thought that was SO fun so they go back to westeros to fight in the rebellion :3

anyway viserys is crazy at this point cos he’s had three forced childbirths and people keep dying and its his fault (its maegor its all maegor. of course its maegor's fault but maegor's like um well maybe if u werent a whore they might have lived 🙄) so he begs maegor to end the rebellion peacefully. plus if they blast the starks the north will HATE them. maegor is like fuck that noise and viserys goes well ok guess ill kill myself and the kids then. so maegor's like fuck ok fine 🙄 gods youre so dramatic women are so annoying -_- nudges his squire goes heh the wife amirite always nagging and bitching!!

viserys is deeply traumatised and only halfway in reality. he arranges a marriage between daenys to walton+alaric's brother for peace and hes like itll be ok cos youll be far away from maegor. you just have to be a nice demure wife and have babies like look how happy that made me!! itll be fine also maegor will 100% make you the prize in one of his fckn tourneys if u stay unmarried for much longer O_O. and daenys is all well the angels are telling me to murder-suicide maegor and im having gay thoughts about aunt rhaena again so i guess running away from kings landing  is a good idea (kings landing is kind of alive in this it kind of tortures the targs).

it is not! she marries the new lord stark (his name is cregard:3) and he's DEEPLY targphobic. his mother was the second wife of brandon the boastful, making walton and alaric his elder half-brothers. his mother is also a bolton! her name's barba bolton she's crazy! she and brandon the boastful married as a covert bolton-stark alliance against the targs in preparation for possible anti-targ rebellions… the stark family consists of barba + her four kids: myranda bolton, cregard, lysara mormont and sybelle dustin. the starks are very weird rn cos half of them died and the other half are hated by the north. the daughters are all married off and do a lot of diplomacy, so its just barba and cregard in winterfell. boymum and her mummy’s boy that’s so normal!!!

barba has had the revolution burned out of her thanks to her husband and stepsons getting burned to death at the gates of winterfell. she couldnt intern their bones either because balerion fckn ATE them. she agrees to the marriage because there’s no way she can’t... also because the political situation in the north is very tense. everyone is mad that the rebellion failed and that their sons died, and they start a conspiracy that barba had sabotaged the rebellion for bolton power. barba had refused to let her own son fight, despite him being fifteen (which is war age for sure) and they think this was her being cunning. they think she had conspired with maegor and his catamite WHORE into letting her and her children live. and she hates the northern houses back cos she gritted her teeth swallowed her pride and surrendered to save THEM!! so if she doesn’t want some kind of usurpation she needs the backing of the targs. plus this princess has a dragon…

ALSO it was viserys the catamite FREAK who specifically intervened and begged maegor's mercy which the northerners all see as a slight on their honour. barba is also super pissy about it :3 homophobic QUEEN! on paper it is such an honour to wed a targ princess but everyone thinks the mpreg babies are abominations, the starks especially. but they cant say no since maegor mercifully didnt blow them all up.

cregard's character is very stoic and angry. he's got that stark iciness + honour/justice, but he's also got the stark wildness!! he's 14 years older than daenys (30 and 16 at marriage ew) and he sees their marriage as a transaction and security for the north. he was fifteen during the rebellion and hates his mother for locking him in winterfell. considers this an evil bitch act of emasculation but he’s also an absolute mommy’s boy. he's very classically sexist like Well a wife's job is to support her husband and give him heirs. i will give her whatever she wants materially but emotionally she is an object she is not a person. if that makes sense :3

daenys is very shy and autistic so barba thinks she is weak and will never be a good lady of winterfell she isnt Hard and Stoic enough. cregard thinks she's an airhead freak but treats her with that sort of chauvinistic chivalry. like he treats her decently enough he doesnt beat her but also her duty is to give him sons. cregard does NOT do the nedcat sept because the optics of that are SO bad. as she has married into the family he expects her to convert since well she's a northerner stark now. not that anyone is treating her like that... anyway she mostly spends her days with the horses in the stables, in the glass gardens or with her dragon:3

and YES she has a dragon and brought it north. it is very small the runt of the litter. it is from dreamfyre's clutch and daenys named her dreamsweet and calls her sweetling. the starks are very annoyed by the dragon because they were hoping for a big dragon who they could use as leverage. instead they get a runt. just like daenys :) she doesn't ride dreamsweet much, though dreamsweet is large enough to ride. cregard DOES have a large stable made for the dragon which also stunts the dragons growth but they dont know that. everyone steers clear of it and daenys turns it into her special safe place :) she paints it all pretty and uses it as a sept. its round and maybe the size of a smallish school gymnasium. it has a conical roof with a large skylight, though chains are kept over the opening. dreamsweet is allowed ONE outing a month...

not getting into the marital bed situation because sad and also thats not fun and i do this au for fun. but i guess picture the handmaid's tale if youve ever read the book :( barba is there and its all mechanical and emotionless. cregard thinks his wife is an abomination + is sexistly gay. he is nawt getting anything out of this. actually havent really thought about the gay thing all too much i just did that cos i thought it was funny tbh. maybe he’s got medieval rentboys or something.maybe he’s got a tumultuous homoerotic situationship with one of the northern lords. You decide :3 i think barba is like your vices are disgusting and dishonour house stark. use your wiles to seduce that effette lord manderly into supporting the starks again.

daenys and barba are very weird cos daenys has never had an actual mother before. barba’s like late forties when daenys marries cregard. they’re the only women in winterfell and daenys outranks her and daenys is a fucked up abomination and barba is one of those insane boymoms whos like I am the most important woman in my son’s life. i would like it if she slowly grew to respect daenys and they could have a normal mother-daughter relationship but. I doubt that. i think daenys is terrified of her and barba hates her but theyre also forced to interact, forced into the most intimate relationship women can have!! motherhood ahh!! god this post is too long. okay my final message. goodbye<3

[ryoxxlart]

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[dorylinae-supremacy]

Alright lads its time for random snippets from random WIPS I have going on!

All of them are dark so its pretty fun, just little snapshots into different ongoing stories in the works. Idk just take them as a little snack.

Kristin and Wilbur centric dark fic, just kinda explored the dynamic. Same universe as I Loved You Like the Sun

Phil being a not at all toxic father. He's an emperor in this and Wil just got broken up with Sally (who Phil fuckin despised because hes like a boymum).

Old android AU idea where its dark!Twinduo stealing Phil from Wilburs pov. Very fun.

And then heres a little snip of all the full out plot bulletpoints I have for fics that I just havent started yet. I'll probably work on these if I ever need a break from AFN or if they take over my mind again.

I'd post them but the doc is like 3K and I dont know if itd be fun for you guys to read incoherent bullet points. So for now they rest in the rot pile.

[onewomancitadel]

Boymum and the Nurturing Son does exist as an archetype because it's Mary and Jesus. I'm a goddamned idiot.

Although it's interesting that the messiah archetype tends to be divorced from the maternal involvement in a lot of modern literature, excepting the case of Paul Muad'Dib, where the feminine cult of mysticism and eugenics is kinda not really tacitly at all villainous, and in which case the messiah in the story is no good thing.