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#bruh ain't that top tho??
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it's the way that I'm rewatching ep 1 and I'm now legit crying over topmew eating ice cream together - I knew I should've trusted my gut!
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featguler · 2 months
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i'm being for real ────── "she ain't brahim's girlfriend, dude".
♡ ────── pairing : brahim díaz x reader ♡ ────── tags : reader is female, and her faceclaim is established. she has lived in england for a while. reader is a tiktoker. google translated spanish idc. ♡ ────── notes : HIIII sorry for not being active, i've been sick and now i'm working on a thesis proposal while also working... i miss yall omfg how are you all doing :(( <333 ALSO IGNORE TIMELINES i had a hard time finding pics for this smau for some reason.... i don't know what the plot is but they do a hard launch at the end of this. HOPE U ALL ENJOY mwah mwah ♡ masterlist.
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FACECLAIM 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ dwynna win ( instagram )
DISCLAIMER 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𐙚 i am not affiliated with dwynna win, brahim diaz, or anyone mentioned in this fic 𐙚 any similarities in name, time, and place is purely coincidental 𐙚 do not mind the time stamps 𐙚 click on the pictures if it seems blurry!
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yninstausername knee-deep in the passenger seat view all comments
instausername not the situationship song
instausername IS IT CASUAL NOW!!!
judebellingham when's your next video coming out ❤️ by author
yninstausername obsessed 😭 instausername @.judebellingham WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE instausername @.instausername they've been friends awhileeeee instausername @.instausername y/n is friends with a lot of english athletes
instausername outfit ate as always
instausername which man is this about this time
yninstausername none i hate all men instausername brahim duh 😂
brahim how is your day? ❤️ by author
yninstausername that should be my question?
instausername GIRL THAT TOP IS SOOOO CUTE!!!
aggiebjones should it be known that i took these pics ❤️ by author
yninstausername SORRY yninstausername ilysm
instausername YOU'RE SO PRETTY OMGGG 🫶🫶🫶 ❤️ by author
yninstausername FINALLY someone focusing on the important thing!!
instausername this the one yall are saying are dating brahim?
instausername lol no one is saying that they're dating instausername @.instausername EVERYONE is saying they're dating, go on x or tiktok instausername she's dating bellingham no???
instausername where's your top from girl ily ❤️ by author
yninstausername it's from! @.boutiquee!!! 🥰
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tiktokusername meet brahim diaz's new girlfriend 😍 #brahim #realmadrid view all comments
tiktokusername i thought she's dating jude bellingham??
tiktokusername she's way too old for jude tikotkusername "way too old" is reaching 💀 tiktokusername jude likes his ladies older than him tho
tiktokusername doesn't seem like brahim's type ngl
yntiktokusername wait no way she's dating brahim?
yntiktokusername like the footballer? tiktokusername HUUUHHHH???? tiktokusername bruh she's friends with brahim i wouldn't take this to heart 😂
tiktokusername NOOOO NOT BRAHIM ANYONE BUT MY BABY
tiktokusername just checked her tiktok account no way they're dating 😭😭😭
tiktokusername what's wrong with her acc? genuinely asking tiktokusername just someone who doesn't look like the type that a footballer might date tiktokusername yeah
tiktokusername no not my lowkey internet husband getting into an actual relationship
tiktokusername LIKEE... i cannot take this
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yntiktokusername almost got... slayed 🩸 view all comments
tiktokusername ain't no way she's brahim's gf 💀
tiktokusername SLAYYYY (literally)
tiktokusername brahim IS a pretty funny guy
tiktokusername this is more jude's humour, no?
tiktokusername you're right.. no
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yntiktokusername what's cookin' good looking? view all comments
tiktokusername HELPPP WHAT IS THIS
yntiktokusername 😏😏
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yninstausername one week in spain and i already wanna live hereeee!!!!! view all comments
brahim hala madrid 🤍
yninstausername ??? 🙄🙄🙄 yourdad @.brahim hala madrid 🥰🤍 yninstausername @.brahim hala madrid 🤍
instausername oh now she's dating brahim she wants to be a real madrid fan lol
instausername she's friends with like 5 real madrid players + from other fcs too instausername sergio liked this post... you don't get a sergio follow from being a fake fan instausername she's a rma fan since day one instausername we don't know if theyre dating instausername pretty sure she's dating bellingham
fedevalverde Bienvenida!! 🤩 ( Welcome!! ) ❤️ by author
yninstausername muchas gracias!! 💃 ( thank you very much!! ) instausername fedeeeeee
yourfather hala madrid... 🥰🤍 ❤️ by author
yninstausername these are barcelona pics, papa🤍 yourfather @.yninstausername the scarf... hala madrid 🥰🥰🥰 ❤️ by author
instausername y'all crazy if you think she needs brahim for clout
yninstausername madridistas yall are hating on me because i'm a girl who likes football right be honest
yninstausername well my dad's been a madridista since before half of you were born what now instausername no we're hating bc you like real madrid after dating one of its players lol instausername @.instausername she has a real madrid highlight dating from like 8 years agp 😭😭 instausername just because your daddy's a madridista doesnt make you one lol instausername no we hate clout chasers instausername yall in her comments trying to shame her for liking football!! that's crazy, leave my girl alone!!
merymf4 bienvenue <3 !! ( welcome <3 !! ) ❤️ by author
yninstausername in french? 😂🤍
instausername 2024 and we're still hating on girls liking male dominated hobbies omfg
instausername like these bitches are so embarrassing
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brahim ¡Te quiero, @.realmadrid! 🤍#HalaMadrid view all comments
vinijr tranqui 🤍🤍🤍 ❤️ by author
judebellingham one in a million player 🤍 ❤️ by author
instausername coldest 🥶
ardaguler abiiii ❤️ by author
yninstausername league champions! 🤍 ❤️ by author
brahim 🏆🫡
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brahim added to their story!
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yntiktokusername i can breathe again view all comments
tiktokusername IS THIS YOUR HARD LAUNCH?? 😭😭😭
yntiktokusername wait i'll do better i swear
tiktokusername me
tiktokusername opened me right up
tiktokusername brahim FINALLY replied huh?
yninstausername just added to their story!
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bitchkay · 3 months
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Why my mom give me a bottle of coconut oil and tell me "you can use it on your face🥰🥰"
Nah cus I thought she was giving me a thing of that vaseline brand baby oil with shea butter in it that make your skin feel nice and soft in a repurposed bottle
Bruh as soon as I open the top and put some in my hand I'm like oh nah this ain't no mf vaseline
This shit too viscous and thin to be no damn vaseline baby oil💀💀
This girl have me coconut oil💀
But it was already in my hand tho
Gots to see it thru my boy
I still used the shit
Sparingly but it's been used
Got coconut oil on my face rn
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trixeraptops · 1 year
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Demon slayer commentary
My first time watching, I will swear if i feel like it and use all caps at times so watch out
Also no context on anything you have to guess where I am or watch along
Lets hop in the charcoal basket babes im dragging you with me to watch demon slayer episode 1
Ok I know the premise so I'm not surprised to see the Tanjiro carrying a "dead" Nezuko, and the trailer literally showed her attacking him so I'm just waiting for that
Oh I didn't know he had long hair tho
From what I know he better get used to carrying her on his back lol
He looks so smol compared to his mom
HE HAD A BABY BROTHER TOO?
Is that baby girl Nezuko? NOPE
I thought it was just him, Nezuko, and his parents o_o
And on new years too :(
ANOTHER BABY BRO?
Wheres their dad? And Nezuko?
Oh she's here WITH ANOTHER BABY
Their dad is dead ._.
Ok Aristotle go off
Why does he have a scar on his head
Whys he sniffing a plate? It smells like a cat?
Tanjiro is such a nice guy omg
Ill be fine I have a good nose? Bruv
What a nice neighborhood, so kind to one another
"There's always been man eating demons outside" uhm sorry that was too causul
Lol Tanjiro pointing out the plot holes
Awww he's so nice omg
Granny said the same? Wtf why do yall live alone at the top of the demon mountain then?
Hes a dog bro
Oh no the babies :(
There were so many of them
"Demons aren't real :)" *demons kill his fam*
Awwww he's so cute, also another reason for them not to live on the demon mountain, I'm surprised they die earlier
Nezuko I know your a demon now but don't be a bitch, he was trying to save you
Bruh my tinnitus is back :/
Grrrrr grrrrowwwwwllll
She doesn't have Nezukos scent anymore!
Nezuko is in her She Hulk Era
Stop feeling guilty and focus on getting away from the demon bruv, she ain't your sis anymore
SHES CRYING this was the trailer I knew this was coming
Ohhh I missed that in the trailer sword guy gave him a haircut
Nezukoshrank? She's still a growly lil chihuahua tho
Why is he so fast jeez flash
I have to decapitate your sister. Omg these guys are too causul about death
He's not wrong tho, she's literally trying to get out of his grip to eat you
Yhis man is heartless omg
HES LITERALLY BEGGING ON HIS KNEES
Ngl it'd be so funny if he actually killed her after this emotional speech
OPE he's so mean
Why's her hair orange btw? I thought it was natural bit her hair was black before
Awww sword boy feels guilty
Theres so much internal dialogue in this show
HE WAS GONNA ATTACK but I think only to provoke Tanjiro, which is not as funny
Awww Nezuko stopped flailing when her brother - ok I got distracted by the attack and the explanation of the attack BUT NEZUKO JUST ATTACKED THE GUY AND NOW SHES GONNA KILL HIM FOR HURTING HER BROTHER
SLAYYYY BABY
Wait why didn't the other demon eat the family? They left the bodies just laying their
Haha he karate chopped her lol
Awww the fam is visiting from the afterlife
Ayyy it's the iconic mouth gag thing
Is she a vampire?
Awww they buried the family
She has claws lol
Hes a runner he's a track star
Its 12 57 as im writing and I just finished
I think I'll keep watching at a more reasonable time, but 5/5 banger introduction.
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bunieboo · 4 years
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Bruh she got a slick mouth ion like det 😂😂 like hoe I ain't gotta speak to you!! Even tho you my neighbor! I'm tryna be nice tuh! Andddd I forget when you get them... it'll take a while but Tom would tell you to build 3 houses and the furniture that goes inside and out
That’s EXACTLY HOW HAZEL ONE EYEBROW HAVING ASS BE !! And ain’t Slyvia got that “I wanna speak to the manager “ haircut..and to add on top of that she the only villager I kno who got a kid she’s a Karen...and whew a while..okay...
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