#btl💕

[sunlightandsuffering]

getting back into writing switch after writing the messykasas all the time, SORRY Y'ALL SHE'S KIND OF A BITCH BUT WE LOVE HER !! I love changing her personality EVERY CHAPTER

Spring, it’s fucking spring. 

And she’s still a virgin. If that isn’t a betrayal, she doesn’t know what is. 

Seriously, what the fuck Eren? 

She hadn’t done it on purpose, but Mikasa had assumed that at the very least once she started fucking around with Eren that she wouldn’t be a virgin for much longer. Evidently not. 

What are manwhores for if not to fuck around with? What the hell are they good for if not to fuck her silly and tuck her to sleep satisfied before sneaking out in the middle of the night. Eren is failing miserable at his manwhore/friends with benefits duties. 

She’d had a spicy dream last night, Eren kissing his way down her thighs, his breath on her cunt, his tongue about to make contact, and then– She’d fucking woken up. 

It’s the most action she’s got in three days. 

Since Armin found them out. 

Mikasa is in a downright foul mood. It’s been four months, she’s a virgin, and she’s been cock blocked by Eren’s psyche now, how much worse can it get? 

So when she walks out to the kitchen on Monday morning, she is not feeling it, and Eren’s morning person tendencies do nothing to curb her crabbiness. “You want half of my protein shake?” She ignores him, snatching the protein shake moodily from his hand in answer. She takes the more full cup, the one she knows he had intended for himself with the sole purpose of pissing him off. 

He looks affronted for a moment, his mouth parted in reprimand but Mikasa silences him with a glare so murderous she could probably double as Medusa, taking a long swig of his shake in pure defiance. She polishes off about half of the strawberry-tasting concoction out of spite. 

Eren watches warily as she pours the rest of it into a hot pink tumbler before stabbing a rainbow straw into the top. She imagines it’s him she’s stabbing, and then, as if possessed, she snatches the remaining cup from the counter and takes a large swig. 

“Mikasa what the fuck?” Eren asks, aghast as he watches her polish off most of his drink, snatching the shake back from her hands. He's utterly shocked by her behaviour, gaping at her as he holds his strawberry shake protectively against his chest, “What’s wrong with you this morning?” Mikasa explodes, “I’m sexually frustrated and my friends with benefits is NOT delivering on his many promises.” And then she storms back towards her room to get changed. 

For a moment, it’s a great dramatic exit, but it’s ruined seconds later when she is forced to come back to grab her forgotten tumbler full of strawberry protein shake. 

Eren looks to be fighting a smile at her re-entrance, amused by her shenanigans and it only serves to piss her off further. 

“Shut up!” She tells him, as she snatches it from the counter where it’s sitting innocently in all its hot pink glory. 

She hates him. 

[ventismacchiato]

OMG STW INCOMING....thank u sm for writing these I'm honestly happy w any crumbs like the btl hcs and seeing the new profiles is when smth gets announced + they just drop snippets that get u so hyped 😋

was having a rough day (tbh lately in general) but I feel like it's ending on a good note now <3 also omg I didn't know u were a med student that must be brutal, good luck on ur exams ur in the home stretch now!! stay hydrated + eat well too whatever u need to do 🐞🍀!!!

anyways aaaaa I missed u too I didn't expect u to remember me lowkey since it's been like forever since I last sent in an ask + I don't interact often but even so I'm always anticipating the next kai post frfr 🤞🤞🤞 WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT MY MAIN SQUEEZE love u for enabling my delusional scaramouche brainrot and u just seem like a cool person 💕

- 🍈 anon

btl lives rent free in my head it’s actually so unhealthy when will i be free from scara 🙏 im so glad it got u hyped 😭 i was scared nobody wud read or forgot about genshin

twin…where have u been? but omg hope this week is better for u 😔 yes so brutal but fuck it we ball amiright 💔 and ty! i’ll try (me calling coffee my meal of the day)

HELLO ofc i rmbr u silly omg + THATS SO SWEET once summer starts u guys will be sick of me being active 😇 AHH TYSM if im delusional about scara im glad other people are too 🤞 we locked in and u seem like a cool person too xx

and i saw ur other ask UR R SOOO CUTE ILYM

[bbina]

omgggg I can’t believe btl is over 😭😭

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD RIDE THANK YOU USER BBINA!! u really cooked with that last line too btw?!?

seriously i love love loved ittt so much, i’m gonna reread from the start again soon!!

very excited for your next au too!! whenever you’re ready 🙂‍↕️

also I’m happy to be a part of the bbinaverse, your anons are so funny ! never been part of an anonverse since i normally don’t even send messages, but it has been so fun fr💕

-🎀

I KNNOWWWW eueueueu btl rlly is over </3

the title drop ate so hard huh... I LOVE TITLE DROPS IN EVERY FIC ITS TEW GEWD...

im still a little undecided on which smau to post but lets go with a refreshing one for now cus i think wb's next smau will be a lil mature.. well not rlly but in my head it does sound mature LMFAO

im rlly so proud of how bbinaverse became what it is... YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY IT LITERALLY MAKES MY DAY EACH TIME ONE OF YALL POP ON AND JUST START DISCOURSE OR WHATEVER.. like author like anons i guess... we're all funny here 😔 also not to mention how a bunch of yall kept saying i was the first tumblr user yall were sending anons to?? if that doesnt say anything then idk what will..

thank you so much for reading bow anon!! hope you had a fun time!!

[riverofmemoriesft]

Hello,

First of all, I am a BIG fan!!! I love your writing so much!!! I first found you on FFN back in 2017 and I quickly fell in love with your writing and stories. I remember I would spend hours curled up in a chair fully immersed in your stories. I would stay up till 3 am rattled with anxiety whilst reading a battle scene lol. Back then on FFN my username was Peacerockgirl123. I remember anxiously checking to see if you had uploaded a new chapter of BTL before going to school, even a year after reading it all. I have been a follower on Tumblr since 2019, but shortly after fell out of FFN. A couple of days ago, I was thinking of BTL and I decided to log back in and reread it. It has brought back a lot of precious memories of me reading it the first time around and remembering how it made me so happy, and thankfully it still does. Two days ago I discovered  ODAS and I cannot believe I didn’t read it years ago!!!! I’m on chapter 35 currently and I am in love with it. Your ideas are original and I am reminded constantly why I love your works. I’m so happy that you are still somewhat active on social media and still writing. I probably would of cried if you weren’t lol. So I just wanted to stop and tell you how much your stories have brought me tremendous amounts of comfort over the years and I am so happy to be back in your writing universe amongst the chaos of starting college in a month. Also, if you go the route of official publishing, I want you to know that I will be one of the first in line to buy your books. Thank you so much for everything that your writing has done for me over the years. It has gotten me through some rough patches and I can’t thank you enough. You are a lovely and precious human being and I wish you all the fortune, happiness, love, and health. 💕💕💕

-Kailyn

AHHHHHH I FORGOT TO REPLY TO THIS SOONER

Thank you so much! ❤️ I’m definitely still active in writing (especially for FT, I’m just lazy when it comes to writing it down). Someday we’ll get the rest of my stuff out there. But thank you so much, I’m glad you came back and I hope you enjoy! ❤️

[shabeautycentre]

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[thehoneyedhufflepuff]

Chapter 17

Hey y’all! It’s been a minute! I...totally didn’t mean for it to take this long to get this chapter out, but most of you probably know by now that I had a bit of a crash after the COC, & then a bunch of personal stuff came raining down on me, & I just...needed some time.

But I am back, & this chapter is a whopper at 15k! Before we get the party started, I have some announcements 👀

I have some BTL art pieces to share! Super wild tbh. Something I’ve wanted since I started writing for the fandom last year is to write something that inspires someone to make art, & I’m just blown away that this fic has inspired some lovely pieces! I wanted to share them with y’all here in case you missed them (in order they were received 💜):

Fit Idiot & Hot Swot by @pinkhairandbubblegum (I should’ve shared this one last chapter, but I was drowning in the countdown & rushed through my beginning notes 😅)

Barista Bloke Simon & Bookshop Bloke Baz by the lovely @pitchpatronus 💜 Simon’s my lock screen & Baz is my home screen on my phone & it’s just lovely to see them looking back at me.

And last but certainly not least: the incomparable @vkelleyart illustrated the stargazing scene from Simon & Baz’s first date. 💜✨💜 I gushed about it at length on my Tumblr reblog. They live on my iPad background & Simon’s so damn dreamy it’s no wonder Baz fell for him. Er. Is falling for him. 😏

Thank y’all again for these pieces of art; I truly am living the dream 💜😭💜

Also! I finally broke down & added the playlist to Spotify! I know that’s the music platform of choice for lots of people, & I high-key hate it, but I wanted y’all to be able to listen if you wanted. Find that here.

Also also: I drew a lil something myself to go with the last chapter. Here’s that in case you missed it. 🙃

Thank you as always to the wonderful @f-ing-ruthless-baz & @warriorbeeofthesea for your stalwart beta work. Love y’all lots. And thank you to the lovely @pipsqueakparker for guest-betaing this chapter. 💜

Content Warning: Here there be Wanks. (Or one wank, rather.) And typical talk about unpleasant intrusive thots. Thoughts.

I think that’s it? Shall we?

Snippet (a really weird beginning tbh lmao):

Simon 🌹(1:04 am): staying at baz’s overnight just fyi since you’ll be home before me

mum 🌻 (4:13 am): oh honey I hope you remembered the condoms

mum 🌻 (4:15 am): I’ll probably be sleeping when you get in. Love you have fun 💕💕

Simon 🌹(11:57 am): mum……..no

Simon 🌹(11:57 am): love you too

Simon 🌹(11:57 am): but no

***

BAZ

“I wanna do something impulsive,” Dev says. “Like get a piercing. Or a tatt.” 

We’ve been on the road for fifteen minutes, maybe, and he’s resorted to talking about himself since I’ve refused to divulge any details from my night with Simon. (I think his plan is to try and loosen me up enough to talk about it, but he’s only setting himself up to be sorely disappointed.) 

I’ve both hands on the wheel, even though the roads aren’t bad. The little bit of snow that fell last night has turned to muck, and it’s a clear day. Still, I’m not taking any chances. And also I need something to do with my hands, lest I end up chewing my thumb to a bloody mess.

I’ve a lot to think about. I always do. But now…

Now…

Dev pokes me in the arm. “Would you do it?”

“Do what.”

“Piercing. Tattoo. Haven’t you been listening?”

“No.” It’s an answer to both questions, really.

“Come on, Baz—”

“No.”

“I’m leaning piercing, I think. Septum, maybe.” 

“Good for you.”

“What about your dick?” 

I roll my eyes to the ceiling before focusing on the road again. “What about my dick, Dev?” 

“Could get your dick done. Frenum piercing. It’s supposed to make things more sensitive—”

“I am not letting anyone near—”

He tsks at me. “Salisbury’s lament—”

“A piercer, you moron.”

“Should I get a frenum piercing?” 

“I don’t know, Dev; should you?” I don’t give him the satisfaction of turning towards him when I ask. 

“Maybe.” I hear him tap his fingertips along the windowsill a few times. I know he’s fighting nerves. (Maybe this new fascination with getting a piercing is a result…) “Would you come with me?” he asks. “If I went.” 

“I really think you should think this through more—”

“Well, I won’t get my dick done right away. I’d start with the septum. Seems less risky—”

“Seems painful.”

“Mm, probably.” He drums his fingertips against the windowsill some more, then, “Oh!” 

I jump in my seat. Then I take a deep breath, close my eyes a moment. “Yes?”

“Jesus Christ, can’t believe I forgot to tell you. I had the fucking weirdest dream—”

“Mm, did you dream you possessed some semblance of intelligence?” 

“Fuck you, arsehole; I dreamt about you baking banana bread and watching Niall and me shag.” 

“What.” 

Keep reading on AO3

Between the Lines

or, The Bookshop AU

Rating: Mature

Summary: Baz is a neuro-atypical uni student working at Nico’s Bookshop when he meets Simon Salisbury, a friend of his bookish classmate Penelope. Simon’s determined to get to know Baz, but Baz has known loss & tries to protect himself. Thing is, he can’t quite help falling for the boy with bronze curls & a big heart.

There will be fluff. There will be pining. There will be shameless flirting. There will be general idiocy. (Also some light angst, apparently…)

Read on AO3

[sunlightandsuffering]

https://www.tumblr.com/sunlightandsuffering/756996534994927616/yeah-i-also-share-the-same-thoughts-with-you-lys?source=share

Idk if it was a joke or not but I remember you said that Mikasa will temporarily cut contact with Eren and no one will give him any updates about her and he only knows she is still eating is because she is accidentally using his card on doordash lol

I DEFINITELY DIDN'T DO THAT IN DEPTH MAYBE CREDIT CARD STATEMENTS?? THAT IS REALLY FUNNY IF I DID SAY THAT THO AHAHAHAHAH!!! But yes they do cut contact, mostly bc of Mikasa and then Eren goes UNHINGED MODE ! mans can't handle it, REALLY HE IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS HER !!

[sunlightandsuffering]

passenger princess and my mind goes switch mikasa! this is so them

https://x.com/kissoily/status/1788011218026070340?s=46&t=nYNaTQEzxuAzi7R8NF3wiw

🔞🔞🔞🔞

I don't know what i was expecting, like u put the not 18 warning, but still my brain was like what will this be !! 😄😄 AND IT WAS PORN LOL !!! But tbh i agree, I think I wrote btl mikasa for the sole purpose of her being a passenger princess, thats the only reason Eren has a car, so he can grab her thigh and be utterly indecent

[sunlightandsuffering]

Warning: 🔞

Imagine Mikasa wears this dress: https://twitter.com/pogai/status/1779039282176630843?s=46

And Eren either instantly going insane, suck her t*ts on the spot, or immediately turns into ultra-overprotective-mode. “Nope, there’s no way you will wear that, Mikasa! There’s no one allowed to see your beautiful tits but me! Me alone!”

And he’ll instantly tosses her one of his oversized shirt. Lol.

Oh, i really really want to read your fic, or drabble, or whatever based on this, Lys! Please, please! Quench our thirst, master! 😭

WOW... JUST WOW WHAT A DRESS JESUS ! that dress is just a bold move for anyone wearing it wow 😂😂 the boobs are making it thru on like belief alone lmfao ! K i'm not someone who thinks Eren would ever RESTRICT what Mikasa wants to wear but he'd be HEAVILY opposed, like fucking seriously?!?!?!? NO WAY ! demands she wear a jacket, HIS jacket preferably, Idk if i can drabble this up AHAHA But i'll be sure to look back on this when I'm writing Switch bc it can DEFINITELY BE SOME GOOD INSPO

[otherworldsivelivedin]

I am DeNiall and BTL TRASH so this is feeding my soul, thank you!! 💕

“The last one (so far) is of the three of them, another selfie. They’re at the beach still, I think, and the light’s started to go out behind them. Dev's in the middle, looking like he’s laughing. Niall’s grinning and leaning in. Baz is smiling without his teeth and giving Dev the side-eye and a raised brow. They look like the photo caught them right in the middle of one of Dev’s terrible jokes. (#cheersqueers). They look happy.” - Between the Lines, Chapter 18 by @thehoneyedhufflepuff

Ima be real with y’all, I’m not sure I’m super content with how this came out but after editing and deleting and back and forth I figured it’s about as done as it’s ever gonna be. Hope you all like it anyway! 💕

[sunlightandsuffering]

in my switch angsty era (sorry mikasa baby) eren forgot her birthday dinner treat as he promised to take her out for the night after his work

dolled up in her pretty short dress , coquette hairstyle that only god knows how long she spent on that . only for her roommate nvr showed up didnt pick up her call .

eren went home late with sleeping mikasa on the couch and just remember oh shit him

nah man we need switch angsty era, im having trouble working up to it im like omg, my children, I can't do this to them, I FEEL TOO BAD !!

THIS IS REALY MEAN THO DAMN ANON !!! U REALLY WERE IN UR ANGSTY ERA THE FUCK !! AHAHAHH omgomg idk IDK IF HE COULD BE THIS MUCH OF AN IDIOT! BUT MAYBE !! bro heartbreak, she's sleeping on the couch bc she was waiting up for him 🥹🥹

[sunlightandsuffering]

https://twitter.com/archivetic/status/1730346350221340859

eremika🔞🔞🔞

IM LAUGHING I WAS EXPECTING ART BUT I GOT A PORN PIC IM DEAD! THIS IS SWITCH EM LOL!! eren is like 😪 what did u expect from this?? that i wouldn't rail u until u passed out??

[sunlightandsuffering]

#btl eremika having public sex AND/OR secretly having sex while their friends are around or like on front of them or smth😳

LOL I JUST FINISHED THE LAST CHAP OF SWITCH AND CAME TO UR TUMBLR PER UR NOTES AND LIKE BRUHHHI CANNTRT

Hi!! AHAHAH omg I can't even remember what I wrote in my switch notes anymore 🤣🤣 but yes anything BTL Related always happy to chat about lol!!! THEY HAVE THEIR WHOLE ASS TAG LOL!!

But ooh okay I don't have like their friends specifically but I have public sex I'm not sure if that counts! But I could see Eren trying to do shit like in front of or around Porco bc he wants to piss him off 🤣🤣 THAT checks out lol. Or even Armin, bc Eren is just so uncaring Armin is about to come over and he has a key but Eren is like it's fine we have ten minutes. Meanwhile ten turns into twenty and when they come out of the shower Armin is sitting primly on the couch glaring at them asking if they enjoyed themselves??

[sunlightandsuffering]

Switch Mikasa innocently asking Eren how babies are made when they’re young

K but u know little eren wouldn't know either but then he goes on a mission to find out and when he does he's all shy and blushy about it, sliding her the book and telling her she's only allowed to make a baby with him when they get older, no one else! She heartily agrees

[sunlightandsuffering]

Drake at his concerts picking up bras on stage and reading the cup sizes has me thinking about Switch EM so bad. The summer Eren's voice drops and he shoots up in height also being the summer Mikasa fills out. Eren struggling to make eye contact every time she comes over to his house to swim in the pool because shes wearing last years bikinis and her boobs wont stop bouncing. He's practically drooling, Armin has to whack him over the head before she catches on. One night she goes home still in her swimwear wrapped in a towel and in one of his hoodies. He is met with the horrifying sight she left her bra on the floor in his bathroom...The DD on the tag... as far as Miki is concerned the drier probably ate it, where else could it be?

AHAHAHAH switch EM for this lol, omg her bra, u know he steals it tho. Like Mikasa comes around asking if he's seen it, it's her favourite one and he lies through his teeth, it's like his war trophy, he keeps it in his closet, his most prized possession. but he loves her going home in his hoodies tho!!!

[sunlightandsuffering]

https://www.tumblr.com/sunlightandsuffering/654374524368912386/they-finally-get-into-a-big-argument-erens-being JUST BRAVED MY LIKED POSTS TO REPOST THIS 😭 i think of this prompt 20 times a day it’s so angsty. so perfect. i love angst and hurt i literally have no idea how they could come back from that but i love thinking abt it 😭 smth abt eren being an asshole and having to grovel so hard for his redemption is chefs kiss

I can definitely see them having a big argument like this!! Totally!! I have started writing the angst part, it was very random I was just inspired about it!! Like i want it to be truly heartbreaking lol, but don't worry imma make the mans grovel a bit!I NEED GROVELLING!