#bts scenarios imagines mlt reactions exo seventeen svt nct got7 vixx

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Daily Dad Discussions 12

( Bands present BTS, EXO, SVT, NCT, GOT7, and VIXX )

( Classical music is playing in the background while everyone sips their wine )

N : Guys come on we have to talk about this. We've been sitting like this for an hour. Kim seokjin c'mon do your job as the leader.

Suho : ya jin you're a terrible leader. Who even made you the leader.

Seokjin : I did. It was my first act as the leader :)

Taeyong : so we might as well address the issue at hand. Fathers Fucking Day. How did it go? Jeonghan?

Jeonghan : Those bitches. So I woke up and the dorm was empty. The kids had taken Seungcheol for a day out and left me at home. So OF COURSE, I couldn't enjoy the rest and the day and kept cribbing.

Jeonghan : later I found out they left me so I could nap and rest in peace for a change. What a waste :(

Taeyong : well, so you know how I have sixteen kids right. So those idiots. All of them came at me and tried to hug me which created a doggie pile and I was at the bottom. So...

Jinyoung : so?

Taeyong : so I fainted okay. There was no freaking air. I had sixteen people on me !!!

Hakyeon : So I had gone for a morning jog and I came back and it was completely dark and it probably hadn't help that ken had made me watch a horror movie last night. So I look up and there is Leo with his serious/ angry face just barely visible over the candles of the cake. And I did the most intelligent thing.

Taeyong : you screamed

Hakyeon : i screamed.... and hit him which resulted in the cake flying out of his hands onto the nearby curtains. The candles setting them on fire.

Seokjin : well I think mines worse. So with the help of hoseok and jimin, the children managed to create a good breakfast for us. So they come to wake me up and what they didn't know was that namjoon was giving me his own fathers day present if you know what I mean ;) so everyone was pretty traumatized.

Suho : Including us. TMI.

Suho: well I guess mine was best. Cause my members are so busy in different places so nothing happened.

Hakyeon: Are you okay?

Suho : ( whispers ) No...

Seokjin: But at the end of the day even though they are annoying brats we still love them so much.

Jinyoung: Speak for yourself I'd sell bambam and yugyeom to Satan for a corn chip.

Jinyoung: :)

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I had been procrastinating making this for the past 4 days but here it is finally :)

As always I would love to hear your thoughts.

Also do you guys think i should just turn these into an archive of our own chatfic ? Would you be interested in reading it ?

Find more daily dad discussions: Here

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My multifandom ass with all these comebacks, dating scandals, theories and what not

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Iconic trios ♡♡♡

VMINKOOK - bts

JIHANCHEOL - svt

CHANKAISOO - exo

CBX - exo

NORENMIN - nct

MARKJINSON - got7

Double b + jinhwan - ikon

LNR - vixx

Yukiseok - pentagon

Bonus

Triple H

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Daily Dad Discussions 15

( Bands present BTS, SVT, EXO, GOT7, NCT and VIXX)

JJP

Jaebum : Are you crying?

Jinyoung : No, I'm having an allergic reaction

Jaebum : To what?

Jinyoung : Our motherfucking children.

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Namjin

Namjoon: Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, do you want to test it out?

Seokjin: Are you calling me fat?

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Taeten

Ten : If I was kidnapped, what would you do?

Taeyong : Nothing. Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

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Jeongcheol

Seungcheol : hey long time no see

Jeonghan : let’s just keep it that way

Seungcheol : I'm only going to say this once so listen carefully

Jeonghan : I'm only going to listen once so say it properly

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Sulay

Junmyeon : *Looks around at xiuchen, chanbaek, kaisoo and then slams his hands on the table* That's it I'm tired of being single, you! *points to yixing* We're in a relationship now.

Yixing : *blushes* Okay

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LEO

Taekwoon : *accidentally brushes hakyeon's hand with his own*

Hakyeon : *agressively holds taekwoon's hand*

Hakyeon : Fucking commit to it

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DDD2

Seokjin : the dorm looks like a mess, we need to clean it

hoseok: who's coming over?

Seokjin : no one

Yoongi : then why do we have to clean it? we know we live like this

Seokjin : fine. The judgement express arrives at 7

Taehyung : which one ? You have a whole group of judgy friends hyung.

Namjoon : Is it the "i don't care about my children at all. I treat them just like the rest of the world. With major critism minor surprise with a hint concern" Jinyoung from got7 ?

Jimin : or is it the " I'm a divorced father of 8 stuck in a love triangle with a man in china and a bratty child " Junmyeon from Exo ?

Taehyung : Or its it the "i have too much love to give and you have to take it. Don't like it ? Suffer" Hakyeon from vixx ?

Hoseok : or is it the " i have fruits in the form of wine for dinner otherwise i would never be able to cope with my ever growing children " Taeyong from Nct ?

Yoongi : or is it the " I did not marry two husbands for nothing, they'll take care of the 10 children. Excuse me it's time for my nap" Jeonghan from seventeen ?

Seokjin : Its all of them and if they heard you they would roast your asses off.

( Door opens, Jungkook enters panting )

Jungkook : Hyung i got ALL the bottles of wine from the nearest convenience store, just like you asked. Do you think it'll be enough ?

Seokjin : God, I hope so.

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Daily Dad Discussions 14

( Bands present BTS, EXO, SVT, NCT, GOT7, and VIXX )

Taeyong : ( gulping down wine )

Seokjin : um Taeyong something wrong ?

Taeyong : ( while pouring another glass full ) No ? Why do you ask ?

Jinyoung : Because you're gulping down wine as if its water and you're a bottomless hole.

Taeyong : well..... i have 20 kids now.....

Everyone : ....

Jeonghan : * walks to the cabinet and removes a box of wine *

Suho : * passes everyone a bottle. Two for taeyong *

Hakyeon : Lets all raise a bottle in honour of this brave soul.

All gulp down wine.

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Daily Dad Discussions 11

( Bands present BTS, SVT, EXO, NCT, GOT7, and VIXX )

Seokjin : Guys lets talk about something real and deep. What are your fears?

Taeyong : I have no fears.

N : What if SM added 20 more children in your group for you to handle?

Taeyong : I have one fear.

Jeonghan : Well I have no fears ;)

Seokjin : What if you woke up one day and Dino was older than you and Joshua and seungcheol got married to each other.

Jeonghan : What. Did. You. Say. Satan?

N : Well I'm not scared. I'm not. I swear. Of anything

Jeonghan : well what if...

Taeyong : ( comes up behind N ) BOOOOOOO

N : OoooHHHHAaaAaaAaAAHhhHHHH

Suho : Well I have no fear. I can handle anything :)

Jeonghan : What if kyungsoo killed you all off in your sleep?

Suho : Please that's a daily routine. I have however managed to convince him to consider otherwise.

Jinyoung : What if you woke up and baekhyun was the leader instead of you?

Suho : I... have one fear.

Seokjin : i have no fear

Jinyoung : Oh please

Hakyeon : If we would sit and count your fears we wouldn't be done until next weekend.

Taeyong : Yes Hyung you jump at any and everything

Seokjin : Its called being careful. Constant vigilance

Suho : Constant vigilance my ass, you're just a scaredly cat

Taeyong : what about you jinyoung hyung ?

Jinyoung : Please.

Jeonghan: What if you woke up one day and yugyeom was married to you instead of jb?

Jinyoung: It would result in one of either one's death.

Jinyoung : Spoiler alert: it won't be me :)

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As always I would love to hear your thoughts

Find the rest of the series: Daily Dad Discussions.

Also, I have a question, guys

So i have many plans for this series to extend it. So I'm gonna add shinee to it as well but just Taemin and his ship.

So my question is which person do you think I should add who could be a part of the scary savage sessions and as well be a ship of Taemin.

Please let me know ♡♡♡

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Daily Dad Discussions 13

( Bands present BTS, EXO, GOT7, NCT, SVT, and VIXX )

Seokjin : ( toasting with wine glass in hand ) so we commence todays celebration in the name of Hakyeon aka N leader of vixx and awesome dad and in the name of Taeyong aka.... taeyong leader of NCT and another awesome dad.

Hakyeon : Awe a party !! Yayaya

Taeyong : You guys did this cause you're my friends ♡

Jinyoung : Well, I suppose some part of me possibly has a sense of casual kinship with you, much as one might be of a street cat.

Suho : okay so we know how this works. Lets go around saying things we love about them and give them presents

Jeonghan : okay I'll start. Taeyong my fellow 95 liner. As the maknae of our little grou-

Suho : okay wait. I refuse group dynamics in a group that was created on the basis of group dynamics. No just no.

Jeonghan : okay then. Because we are in this group with such assholes who only the language of shade. I'm very greatful to have a friend like you. So to celebrate the occasion I got you edible candy panties !!!. You know cause you love sweets. Use them well ;)

Taeyong : ..... um thank you jeonghan.

Jeonghan : N hyung. I would just like to say that our discussions about make up and hair products are so helpful and amazing. So i got you this amazing make up kit. Hope you like it ♡♡

Hakyeon : I love it jeonghannie ♡ Jinyoung: Cute. Hakyeon I have to say you were not at all what i was expecting you to be. You are an A class bitch. And I love it. Love you. My gift is a diary. I hope you write all your happiness and sadness in this ♡

Hakyeon : oh you're gonna make me cry.

Jinyoung : Taeyong. Wow sixteen children. Hats off man really. Here are various vouchers for amusement parks and basically places where you can leave your kids for a few hours. God knows you deserve a break.

Taeyong : hahahaha thank you hyung.

Seokjin : My turn. N hyung wow i haven't called you hyung in ages but I really look upto you, you know. You manage to play the role if the leader so so well. And taeyong I have to admire how hard-working you are. You have a lot of pressure and you handle it so well.

Okay So its no lie that we all love wine. So i got you both wines from your birth year. One of a kind and exquisite. Drink well my friends.

Jeonghan : But hyung didn't you say you couldn't find one from N hyungs year ?

Seokjin : I may have stolen it from Jimins stash....

Taeyong : so I guess we'll be celebrating jin hyungs funeral next meeting.

Suho : so I'm gonna keep it short and simple. Taeyong I'm so proud of you, the person you've grown up to be. And i wanted to get you something practical. So here is a full cleaning pack. I know you're a bit of a neat freak so i hope this will help you

Taeyong : these are all the latest ones. Thanks hyung

Suho : Hakyeon our constant bitching over our significant other or in my case lack of has brought us closer and given us many hilarious memories. So Seriously your love hate relationship with leo has to be pushed in a better direction.

Hakyeon : oh no you didn't

Suho : I got you bdsm toys :)

( A loud crash followed by screams and shouts is heard. The door breaks open and 22 people enter the room falling on top of each other. The lit candles of the cake in their hand manges to catch on the curtain and the room is in fire in 2 mins )

( Everyone outside while the fire department is doing their job )

Hakyeon : ( coughing ) I'm not even going to ask how I'm still alive, because you know what i think ? I think I died a long ago and you five are my eternal punishment

Ken : hyun-

Seokjin : It's fine. We even manged to save the gifts. This is a success story.

( Explosion in the background and Taeyong running trying to gather all his children)

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Bilated N day and happy taeyong day

I hope you guys like it. Let me know what you think ♡♡♡♡♡

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Daily Dad Discussions 6

( Bands present - BTS, EXO, NCT, SVT, GOT7 and VIXX )

Seokjin : You know how we always throw so much shade ?

Everyone nods

Seokjin : Today we'll be nice. I wanna know about one special moment you'll have had with your husbands. Youngest go first taeyoung ?

Taeyong : Being the leader of 17 boys is exhausting. Since we're a relatively new group, the pressure to do well is always present. But the day jaehyun said to me, my heart felt a little lighter and at peace.

Jeonghan : Seungcheol is so good to me honestly. But one moment that really stands out to me was during my long hair phase. I used to complain about losing or not having hair ties. One day I was complaining and seungcheol just removed one off his wrist and handed it to me. It was a small thing but it moved my heart

Jinyoung : it wasn't a particular moment you know like I was just looking at him smiling and looking adorable and my heart felt like it was going to burst.

Seokjin : for me it was this moment. Even though it had been 3 - 4 years since we had been together. Him winking still made me flustered and brought butterflies in my stomach ♡

Suho : After Kris left, I didn't know what to do. I could handle being the leader but my heart ? Lay handled that. And now he's in China. I just really miss him you know. * group hug *

N : Leo is not a very affectionate person. That's why I like to believe that I'm affectionate enough for the both of us. But he knows that I'm here for him whenever he needs me. And when he comes to me, I just feel a little assured you know. That he's in this as much as I am ♡

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Sorry guys I was feeling soft today

As always I would love to hear your thoughts♡

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Daily dad discussion

Okay

Guys i need you opinion

So I've made like 15 of these daily dad discussion.s And now I'm thinking of making it into a proper chat fic which i would post on archive of our own.

Now if you would be interested in reading the fic please like /reblog

But if you want me to stick to the tumblr post comment.

Thank you. Please let me know your opinions :))) ♡♡♡

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Daily Dad Discussions 8

( Bands present - EXO, NCT, SVT, GOT7, and VIXX)

( after Jin left for america for the bbmas )

Suho : finally the bitch is gone now we can bitch about him all we want

Taeyong : dont you bitch about him infront of him

Suho : well yes.

Suho : But this is different cause he's not here :) Lets all say one thing we don't like about him.

N : I'll go first i hate how perfect his and namjoons relationship is. He and namjoon just compliment each other and understand each other so well. And jin hyung is always there for him. So annoying. I totally don't want the same for myself.

Suho : why does he get to lead our group. He is a terrible leader always letting us do whatever, have fun and listen to our problems. I should have been the leader. Not his loving highness

Jeonghan : He was like totally not funny of course. All his dad jokes, bitchiness and sass was not at all funny. Nope not funny. Just like his dance moves are horrible and not at all adorable

Jinyoung - and those god awful cookies and brownies he got last time. I totally didn't like them and got a stomach ache afterwards

N : didn't you have a stomach ache because you ate too many of them ?

Everyone :

Taeyong : Well a hoe is sad and that hoe is me. I miss jin hyung :(

Everyone nods and starts to drink their wine

Suho : Damn even drinking isn't fun anymore :(

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As always i would love to hear your thoughts

You can find more posts of this series : here

Also thank you @jacksonssmixtape for the prompt ♡♡♡

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Daily Dad Discussions 4

( Bands present - BTS, EXO, SVT, NCT, GOT7 and VIXX )

Seokjin and suho fighting in the background

Jeonghan : Are they still fighting over who is gonna be the leader?

Taeyong : Yes, I really don't know how they are the hyungs. They act like children. Children I tell you

Jinyoung : Let them be. Do you know how bad it's gonna be if they stop fighting?

N : Exactly you kids don't know but if they become friends were all doomed.

Taeyoung and jeonghan: What why?

Jinyoung : For three reasons

N : 1. they both are so savage. It hurts my pride to admit it but if they get together. They'll roast us everyday

Jinyoung : 2. they both are the typical mom's. While me and n hyung are the easy going mom's. They.have.no.chill.

N : and last and final reason. They both adore DAD JOKES. Imagine having to hear that all the time.

Jinyoung : Right now they are too busy shading each other to remember any of this. So we can live in content.

Jin and suho come back in

Jin : ugh my back is hurting

Suho : really mine too ! Aaaah

Jin: of course it is, after all we just got stabbed in the back !

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Requests ♡

Guys now that I have vacations and have time to write. Send your requests in, I'll write a one shot and even make a mood board for it :)

I'll write all BTS and EXO ships

From seventeen - gyuhao, jeongcheol, jihancheol, junhao, jicheol

From nct - any doyoung ship :)

From vixx - neo ♡

From got7 - JJP

So i won't write more than a two shot if the story ask for it.

You can send requests in my ask or just message me.

I'll look forward to it ♡♡