#btsjoke

[artheist123]

Easy 😂👌 OFC, because you're genius 😂

[ebbie-jeon-blog]

When Jin joins the military will he still be a member or the army?

I’m sorry

[jeonhyunauniverse-blog]

Jungkook: Tae, is it true?

V: What true, kookie?

Jimin: Seriously Tae!!!!

V: What????

Jungkook and Jimin: YOU TORE A PAGE FROM THE OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY!!!!

[btsbabes7]

Boyfriend Jungkook.

-first few times very shy 

-horny almost all the time 

-everything starts from a hot makeout session 

-quietly moaning in your ear 

-a lot of "don't stop", "i love you" 

-sometimes very loud and rough 

-after this can't stop smiling.

-wants to get a dog with you 

-complimenting each other a lot 

-he likes when you watch him practice 

-holds your hand 

-kisses your hand

-calls you "princess/prince" 

-you catch him staring a lot 

-loves when you act cute 

-always makes sure that you're okay

-wakes you up with soft kisses all over your body 

-whispers in your ear about how good you made him feel last night 

-going shopping together (buys you everything you want) 

-lots of laughs

-stares at you 24/7 with big smile on his face 

-"you're my life"

-wrestled with you.

-even tho it you may not be better then him he lets you play video games with him.

-loves doing things with you.

-Takes you to dinner.

-Feeds you over the table.

-loves when you get up into his lap.

-Calls you Noona. 

-Gets shy when you call him sexy. 

-Distracts you when you are winning at the games your playing. 

-Protects you always. 

[parkjiminsmumy]

*scrolling through countless photos of park jimin Me:OMG! “he is so beautiful” I can’t breathe, I say as I unconsciously reach out for my oxygen mask that I keep only for these occasions

“Yes he is..” I hear a muffled whisper

Scared i look behind me And there he is JEON JUNGKOOK! Whispering through his own oxygen mask

[incorrectshipsquotes]

Chill

People calm the shit down...LIKE WTF I GOT TEN POSTS WITH OVER 100 NOTES IN 1 NIGHT AND 80 FOLLOWERS IN ABOUT A DAY LIKE WTF HOWWW??? But thank you! I had just started posting on this account two days ago and this account is bombing. Thank you so much for following and liking am so happy!!

[60sismyspirit]

My gf is a sniper but i know she loves me, u know how?

-she said she missed me

[nikki-martinez-blog1]

Hahahahhah 😂😂 have a good day 👌 - - - #bangtanboys #btsxarmy #bts #yoonmin #vhope #namjin #jinsjokes #jokes #kimnamjoon #rapmonster #kimseokjin #jin #pinkprincess #minyoongi #yoongi #jungkook #kookie #bunny #parkjimin #jimin #chimchim #v #taetaebts #taehyung #kimtaehyung #jhope #hobi #hoseok #btsjokes #korean #btsfangirl

[btsbabes7]

Brb I’m crying! They have grown up so much! -Adminfoxy

[btsbabes7]

I’m crying from laughing at this. 😂😂 -Adminfoxy

[btsbabes7]

Like 100% truth! -Adminfoxy

[kim-taera-blog]

"I want to touch you, feel you and love you again, but you push me, hurt me and left me in the pain"

- Kim Taera