#burgrhell

[lightgiving-archive-blog]

@burgrhell

“Have you heard the word of our God?”

[webofpiies-blog]

@burgrhell

“Pardon me, sir-- As an associate of the business class, I’m very sure we could come to a mutual agreement that customers are rather tight, I should say. And given the circumstances, I would kindly appreciate your understanding as I extend an -- well several hands and offer you my service~”

“Would you like to buy a Spider Donut? All purchases go to real spiders.”

[aserialdreamer-blog]

@burgrhell | Starter Call

He had to literally pull himself up to see over the counter. It was a tad amusing to watch as he struggled to lift himself high enough to see the worker. He squirmed a bit as he rested his elbows on the counter to keep himself there. “It’s um slow right now...” he pointed out trying to start up small talk.

[mercyborn-blog]

@burgrhell  ❤’d

“ I happen to like your real   name. Can I call you that ? ”

[temhoi-blog]

@burgrhell​

     “ is thaT a BURGUS?!!! ”

            she begins to vibrate excitedly,              facial features seemingly bouncing             out of place.

            all before stopping suddenly when             she realized her funds were rather low.

       “ thas a LOT o muns... i dOn’t have enuff...                          but i reALLY need dat burgus..... ”

[trucidetis-blog]

*「@burgrhell 」

          ❝ so did you get that lifeless look in your eyes before or              after you started working for the guy with the legs ? ❞