#bustyclaireonalternia

[lastharleyonearth]

Jude? Is that you?

CLAIRE IS THAT YOU over THIS IS JUDY HARLEY REPORTING over WHAT IS YOUR STATUS AND LOCATION over

[strangesolicitations]

@bustyclaireonalternia

Yes hello welcome aboard the downward spiral into anon-driven depravity

'Sup.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

🍆  from joey

Sollux opened up his phone to look at the "File Sent" notification from the human he'd been speaking to with some regularity. He tapped it, figuring it would be another request to translate some bit of difficult Alternia or explain what a food dish was at a place with only pictures.

Instead he was left blinking at the sight of the fully nude Joey Claire, at least besides the fake horns. The pale, top-heavy human was posed in front of a mirror, trying to use perspective to have her hand in the mirror cover up her nipples while her actual hand in front of the camera shielded her privates. Unfortunately the girl's breasts were quite a bit more sizable than most, and the plumpness made covering the full breadth of her chest impossible and left some areola peaking out around her thin fingers.

Sollux thought for a moment, almost unconsciously tilting the phone this way and that as if it would let him peek around the tempting faux-modesty. Finally he typed back "did y0u get into the b0oze this time?"

[0thguardian]

@bustyclaireonalternia

my, aren't you a curiosity. a Bouncing, Busty curiosity.

[redglaring]

@bustyclaireonalternia

GC: 4 b4ll3r34p3r you s4y?

[golgothasproclamation]

REVELATIONS 12:7

" Then war broke out in heaven; Michael and his angels battled against the dragon. The dragon and its angels fought back, but they did not prevail and there was no longer any place for them in heaven."

Indie NSFW Godstuck Jake English/Hope RP/Ask Blog

Blog still somewhat a WIP

sideblog to @bustyclaireonalternia

[lastharleyonearth]

I'm watching you, deerboy. Don't you dare hurt my sister.

"you must be Joey. and Do not even attempt to touch my moirail."

[lastharleyonearth]

"They are? a-ah, fiddlesticks." she flushes up red.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

In the aftermath of a third body-wringing discharge, Sollux desperately sucks down a bottle of water and hauls himself back up to his desk to type.

@bustyclaireonalternia

"turn y0ur shit off!"

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

//Sollux sets up some kind of shitty tinder profile

Deletes all of these and jumps off a bridge instead

Great Solgasboard by @bustyclaireonalternia ! And probably the only version of him where he isnt 90% obscured by a giant slab of ass