#but I also have a mullet and sometimes wear colourful floral print button ups and cargo shorts so I think I just am a stereotypical lesbian

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I think never getting attached to stuffed animals was a mistake, now my comfort items are an old pillow and my pocket knife….. and it’s a little hard to explain to people that I’m clutching a folded up knife to my chest because the shape of it calms me down and not for any nefarious reasons.