#but I cannot believeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[evansbby]

Ok, I'm just going to come out and say it. Ari sometimes is like a hit or miss for me.

Negative thoughts: Sometimes, I look at him and just think. If we were to kiss, that beard and mustache, it would feel so uncomfortable on my face. All prickly and bushy. That split down the middle of his long hair is just not it. He looks unkempt and like he hasn't showered in at least 3 days.

Positive thoughts: Those abs! 🥵 That long hair pushed back by those thick fingers. He does seem like he'd have nice smelling breath. Imagine being on top and him giving you that arrogant smirk. Those shoulders! Imagine biting that sturdy neck and staking your claim.

So, yeah, I have no clue where I was going with this. Just some of my random thoughts on Ari at times.

GIRL-

😨😨😨😨😨😨

I went through five stages of grief reading this— shock, disbelief, anger, other emotions…

Why would you say something so brave and yet so untrue? 🤧🤧🤧

FIRST OF ALL, Ari’s beard is not unkempt. It’s very much nicely shaped and trimmed — this is a common misconception!

Secondly, he is clean! He’s only dirty that one time and that’s bc HE WAS LITERALLY IN PRISON. Bestie, next time you’re in a packed jail, tell me how you took a shower and did your skincare and all that!!!

“That split down the middle” MIDDLE PART ON GUYS IS ACTUALLY ELITE. It makes their hair all swoopy and cute. A lot of guys in the 80s and 90s had this. Also Ari’s hair is long… do you prefer him to have a side part??? That would look dumb as fuck like cmon girlie COME ON.

Clearly you don’t know what a virile, sexy, manly, gorgeous man looks like! Bc it looks like him! And look at his slutty cleavage, his gorgeous outfits including the blue button up, the pink button up, the tiny shorts, the scuba suit, the plaid, UGHHHHH HE JS JUST SO 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Bestie you are fake af for saying that I’m sorry 🤧 please get an eye test right now bc you are blind and what you said is inaccurate and wrong! I couldn’t even focus on your positive thoughts bc your negative thoughts had me so floored 😭😭😭😂