#but THOMAS THOUGH 😮‍💨

[hacked-by-jake]

SPOILERS

Alright I have way too many thoughts and emotions so there ain't no way I'm gonna be able to organize everything into a nice sentence but I still gotta get it out 🤣🤣

First off, my notes app with some of my thoughts I wrote down while playing (in chronological order):

Where's Jake?

No premium?

Why and where is nymos

Why are we playing candy crush instead of hacking

Again: Where's Jake, he prob sees our chats and knows whats happening (hopefully)

The characters seem like an almost identical reflection to duskwood

What happened to Richy, please don't die on me 😩

Where's the others

We're now paying to see the secret chats

Why's this game taking so much of my money

Ash really be making me cry about Jake again 🥴

Eric be throwing himself at us when I still want to stay loyal to my hacker boy 💀

The ending: I KNEW MY BABY WAS ALIVE I LOVE HIM, I DEMAND HE TALKS TO US NEOW 👹

AND ALAN I MISSED HIM TOO MWAH MWAH

Rant 1:

The money milking makes me sick and don't even get me started on the ai 🫡 I spent 17 bucks today, halfway through the first episode and already out of all the materials I bought. It's disgusting how Everbyte has completely flipped and is practically scamming their players. Based on the prices, it's almost 3 dollars to view one picture 🙄 I would be more than happy to buy a premium package like duskwood for $20 or even 30 but $17 for not even half an episode is a crime 😭😭

Rant 2:

It's crazy how long this game took and yet it's way worse than duskwood. I was expecting a few additions, not subtractions.

Rant 3:

There is no way to see previous media and calls like in duskwood and no chat history like they promised. I never would've thought it was possible, but these mini games are way worse than duskwoods. And I realized how childish it all looks, I hate how we get no explanation for anything we're doing in the game.

Conclusion:

I'm pissed but seeing the anonymous mask gave me life. I need to go replay duskwood to cleanse myself of moonvale 😮‍💨

Pahahaha you're really killing me with your thoughts, I love your humor so much. 😭

I really should also start to write down my first thoughts while playing but I fear I will write down something to every little sentence I read. xD

But it's so true, where's Nymos? Give us Nymos back! My emotional bond with this unreal little dude is huge so I seriously need him. It's literally a program but it's a he you can't change my mind because I imagine Nymos as Jake best friend who's exactly like Jarvis from Marvel. (Sorry if you don't know it but then I really recommend you to watch the Iron Man movies. (Actually all marvel movies but we're talking about Jarvis here so you best see or more like hear him in Iron Man)

Btw my headcanon is that Nymos is not just any program but also an AI. So and now I will expand the headcanon and say Nymos is an AI that is against AI art and nobody can stop me, hehe.

The Candy Crush comparison makes me laugh every time and it hurts me because it’s true. xD

The thing with the characters being identical with the Duskwood characters... It's a hard topic in my eyes.

Some people say it way too early to judge this. And it's true. We didn't saw much now. But I do think we can already judge them a bit by what we saw. And when we compare it with how the Duskwood characters were in the first episode, I do think you can see that there's not much yet, sadly.

Like, we had Thomas, the idiot in love with problems to take criticism. We had Jessy the hanger-on that were clinging to Dan but then decided to change sides. We had the funny sunny boy Richy. The pretty cold acting Cleo. We had bitchy Lilly and of course we had the grumpy and unfriendly Dan. They all acted pretty strong from second one, in my eyes.

But I somehow absolutely don't think the Moonvale characters are like the Duskwood characters. Because well, I really think they need stronger personalities.

We have Eric who's a pretty normal guy and even though he tripped twice in one episode he's not at all like Thomas.

We have Ash who's like a very, veeery light version of Jessy and Lilly, in my eyes. Somehow kind but somehow absolutely not trustworthy.

We have Violet who's just.. there sometimes. Even the drunken police chief is more expressive.

Well and Charlie is.. Somehow like Richy and in my eyes has the strongest personality so far.

Oh and not to forget Brian who wasn't even there. Lol.

So yeah, I understand both points but I might see it a bit differently.

"Why's this game taking so much of my money" had me on my knees, laughing and crying at the same time because it's almost funny what Everbyte did and it's just as sad.

During my first playthrough I was also like: Someone give me a crucifix I need to get rid of Eric as soon as possible.

But while replaying I just had to see what happens if you decide to get closer with Eric and I swear it didn't disappoint me. It was hilarious and truly, I want this with Jake. I need such a chat with Jake! Everbyte, please!

I mean, I'm not flirting with Eric because I think he's hot or anything. Sadly, his character isn't interesting to me in this sense. (I need the mysterious guys xD) But I just had to try it and I mean, who knows if it will be important later. It's manipulative, I know, but don't judge me. And also, there's still this little hope for a jealous Jake. *ahem* Sorry, I promise I still feel bad for flirting with someone else. 😩

But gosh, the side story end. It was worth all the wait, really. I said before, I don’t forget about the negative things because of it but I'm just a silly, lonely, disappointed girl in love with a fictional hacker, let me have this adrenaline boost!

And yes, I was so happy when I saw Alan's body cam. I immediately knew what that means but at first I was just so happy to "see" Alan as well. I really like this guy, I can't stop myself.

About rant 1: I love the comparison with "So expensive is a picture" it is just as true and actually shows again how incredible it all is. I’ve said my opinion many times now, and I still want to protect Everbyte and give them a little empathy. But it's sadly just true.

I had a thought about that (what you said in rant 2) before and wanted to make a post about it later. So I hope it's okay if I get to it later.

Rant 3: This is actually one of the things that botherse the most. We can't rewatch calls, videos and pictures. The chats are disappearing and are gone forever. And they told us it will be different and that's so annoying. Not being able to see it in the app is just bothering for me. And yeah, that they broke the "promise" is as well. We all were so happy about the chat thing and now...

I actually like the look of Moonvale even if I would prefer something much darker. Especially with the mini games. The background is AI, of course, so. It would look much better with a real background.

And the damn mini games... I loved the ones in Duskwood so much. I really did. It was so much fun and I was one of the people who found them very easy.

But now the Moonvale mini games. By lord. Even though they're much easier for me in my replay, the first time I was actually this close to throwing my phone against the wall. I mean, I even went to sleep at some point and finished the game the next day! Everyone who follows me since duskwood knows I would rather shave my head than that. But they're just pain. And I seriously hope Everbyte will make them a bit easier or give us moves! Because this was often the biggest issue for me. Not enough moves. But they want you to buy gems so... 😒

Your conclusion sound good. I'm definitely planning to replay Duskwood as well. If I want or not. I have to. I need the comforting atmosphere and my emotional support hacker.

So I would say, see you in Duskwood, my detective friend. 🫡

No, jokes aside. Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts with me and us. As I said, I love your humor and the way to describe the things. And I really enjoyed answering it. 💚

I hope you could calm down a bit as well. I definitely needed some days before I could see it more clearly.

And as always a huge pleasure to see you here again. 💚😌

[typicalopposite]

Uhhhhh it’s been a while 😂😮‍💨 thanks @onthewaytosomewhere for the tag!

Soooooo I bring yall two snippets today!

First from ch 3 of my psych fic (I know, You know)

Carlton sits up in his wasn’t-supposed-to-be empty bed, and for the first time in a long time it feels way too big. He thinks he might downgrade to a twin to eliminate that feeling once and for all. It’s his day off, and he really just wants nothing more than to be at the station, if for nothing more than to get his mind off of Victoria.

He burns his first pot of coffee and, like most things he has cared for in his life, he pours it down the drain. 

There are multiple missed texts and a few calls on his phone, so he leans against the counter while he waits for the second pot to brew and goes through them. A voicemail from the chief letting him know the case O’Hara and Spencer were working on wrapped up sometime during the early morning. A text from O’Hara– even though he has repeatedly told her how he feels about texts; but as much as he would never admit it he does care for her as a partner, and so he deals with them – just saying: Case closed! I hope your date went well. There’s also multiple texts from Spencer that he seriously has half a mind to ignore, but he opens them anyway. 

7:05 am - hey buddy :D sorry about last night but remember in the words of the great thomas jefferson its always darkest before the dawn.

7:07 am - gus says its actually thomas fuller that said that 

7:07 am - but i've heard it both ways

7:10 am - listen how about you get yourself all lassitered up and meet us at the judge for yourself cafe at 8 for some chocky chip waffles my treat

7:11 am - well gus’ treat

7:15 am - change of plans gus said he isn’t treating anyone to waffles so how about you just meet me there at 9 and we will enjoy the delicious waffles without him

7:15 am - but with his card of course. see you there!  :)                          

Carlton stares at the messages, reads through them once more, then lays his phone down on the counter. If he was even considering meeting Spencer for breakfast, it would be solely for the free food on Guster and no other reason. That's a big if anyway.     

And the second is from a 9-1-1 fic that may or may not ever see the light of day but it’s like 15k already and I just need to share it somewhere 👀👀

If Tommy knew he was up drinking this early he would be pissed. 

Okay… he wouldn’t be pissed; he’d be disappointed, maybe; saddened, definitely. Unsurprisingly, the thought of either of those bother him way worse. 

He takes a sip anyway. 

It’s the burn as it goes down. It’s the floatiness he feels once it gets into his bloodstream. It’s the release of dopamine, and serotonin, once it hits his brain. He needs it. He needs to not care. He needs to forget; because if he doesn’t he is going to spiral into insanity… and for now the possibility of spiraling into alcoholism seems a little more tolerable than that. 

He takes another sip.  

It’s been two weeks and the memories still hurt as bad as the reality did that day in the hospital. 

Buck downs the rest of his glass, hides it and the bottle in the cabinet under his side of the sink and walks out of the bathroom. He passes the big mirror in their room and stares at himself for a while before finally pulling off his shirt exposing his bare muscular and toned torso; the lightning scar, so much lighter now but still very much visible; the surgery scar, small and new. It’s still tender to the touch. He presses his fingers to it anyway.

And there ya have it!!! Tagging @scripted-downfall and maybe she will actually do it this time 😒😒😊

[cherienymphe]

Alfred Enoch? Pls that’s Dean Thomas 😮‍💨 No fr though I wish he was in more current things, he’s a good actor- at least I think so anyway

He strikes me as the type to not wanna be in the limelight much. I mean he was in arguably the most popular and iconic franchise for a good decade and then after that he was in HTGAWM. Like...he's set!

[moraxsthrone]

I am lazy to do the challenge but thank you for never forgetting to tag me <3 And I’d rather react to through a message because I’ll just mess up the thread lmao We’re both Cancers!! I’m a June baby though but this could explain why we’re so attracted to Zhongli who happens to be a Capricorn (the opposite sign) 🐉✨

hi empress! *waves enthusiastically*

it's so okay, and if you want i can not tag you? i don't wanna be annoying. 👉🏼👈🏼 but if you're fine with it, that's cool too. 😊

you are more than welcome to interact in whatever way feels most comfortable to you! i'm tickled pink that you take the time to interact w me at all so yay skskskskkssss. <33

AAAAHHH ANOTHER FELLOW MOONCHILD! and YUSSSS I'M SO WEAK FOR CAPRICORN MEN!! 😩 cancers and capricorns are the mamas and the papas of the zodiac. thoma is also a cap and AOSDFLNFLSD i'm down bad for him too. tho, being the domestic caregiver that he is, i can't help but wonder if he has some strong cancer placements too. 🧐 (since you're also in the hq fandom) i also simp sosososososo hard for daichi...who has the same bday as zhongli!! go figure right? they both have such strong daddy energy. 🥵😮‍💨

[ram-de]

[read] ravensong thoughts vomit (pt. 3)

the post is too long so i made another

FIRST OF ALL. WHY. WHY WHY IS THE BOOK TRYING SO HARD TO MAKE ME FEEL SORRY FOR THOMAS?? Mr klune can you stop mentioning how oh Thomas did it for good or Thomas regretted it or Thomas really wanted to do right. I'm so sick of it. Because he's doing it for good reason (it's not) then suddenly he's absolved of all the wrong, the hurt, the pain he caused to Gordo? Get the hell out. I hate it here.

Ermmmmm this feel like a copout... I'll stop being a downer and just read

I think the book is very long

I'm losing the enthusiasm I'm sorry I took a break hsgshsjsh

Fucking Thomas again. I'm. 😮‍💨 Can't he just be put in like limbos for alpha until he repent. HOW COME HES LIKE IN WOLF HAVEN STOP IT

Fucking Elizabeth. Is this really the time to do a gotcha moment. I'm. 😮‍💨 OK SHE'S HIS WIFE. alright. Whatever. Biased. OK. I'LL STOP. BEING BITTER. YEAY! Closure acquired!

Is it me or Alpha Bennett (THE GOOD ONE AND BY THAT I MEAN JOE NOT THE PRICKASS THOMAS) is getting sidelined. What I said about ox shgsjsjs he's truly the protagonist of the story. The chosen one. Human Alpha, Alpha of the Omegas, what other power-up will he gets in the next book

WHY AM I COMPLAINING the story tension is on all time high and I'm not really invested in the... Fuck ass Thomas plot so other things was buried under... I'm sorry my son (one-handed) gordo...

AUSGHJ I NEED MEREDITH TO dye her hair green so we all can feel relief

Until this point I still can't feel the... What's the term... The... AHHH I'M FORGETTING WORDS.... Like. The actual stake here. Never mind. I'll try it again later.

The book is very long

Meredith chuuni's monologue is very long

FUCK ME MORE MEREDITH MONOLOGUE

I swear I can read... I just need... Line break... 😭😭😭

Elijah didn’t recoil. If anything, that made her angry. “But we couldn’t take them all. I watched as my family fell around me. I saw their skin tear. I heard their screams. I was a child, but I saw it all from the trees.” A tear fell from her eye and onto the knotted tissue of the scar on her face. “My family. Aunts and uncles. Cousins. People who believed such as I did. The wolves didn’t know I was there. The blood was too thick in the air for them to notice me. My father, he…lost his way, after that. He didn’t understand why God had forsaken him. Why he had abandoned us when we needed him most. Fucking words on pages in like three pages ranting about fuckshit referencing Bibles and Meredith King being all righteous and stuff while she never pause LIKE I FUCKING GET IT!! YOU'RE A FREAK!! SHOUTING MORALS WHILE KILLING INNOCENTS ALRIGHT!! I GET IT. STOP!!"

THIS GOES ON FOR THREE. FUCKING. PAGES. NO LINE BREAKS. MY EYE HURTS.

ELIJAH TALKING HER ASS OF BEING A REASON THE PEOPLES ARE SAFE IM. Ok that makes it a little bit better. Fuck u Elijah for talking.

Strangely I don't mind if ox talks long ass paragraph. I love him he's my son. he used to be so quiet and now look at him speaking for two pages long :') my son

I will suppress my resentment to how happy go lucky easy the problem just because it's over. IT'S SO DRAGGED.... FOR HUNDRED OF PAGES...

TJ KLUNE YOU CANT END THE STORY WITHOUT MAKING GORDO RELIVING HIS PAIN HUH. AGAIN? THIS IS TOO MUCH???

...by the time I read the epilogue I'm just...

:-( I know I complained a lot but the ending... It's not really fulfilling. It's more to a prelude to the third book and I know, I know, this is an interconnected series. I just wish I, what? Got to see more of Gordo and Mark post-reconciliation. Last third of the book spent Mark being an omega. He barely talks except gordogordogordo MatePackLove... Felt like the second half is dragged. Too many subplots (which? Not a lot solved?), and the one that they decided to focus, the Elijah plot, I ended up snoozing. I love love love Gordo though I think this might be a torture book with how long he's portrayed to be hurting and broken. I love love love Mark of his devotion and honesty. Individually I love them both but paired up I wish they had more time to reconcile. For Mark to properly apologizes and pamper Gordo with more love to make time.

I know I always will side with Gordo, because he is so raw as a character. His pain, his hurting, it's just so emotional to me. The first half? Of the book is what I loved the most. The tidbits of Gordo's memories, switching up to Gordo bonding with Joe, Carter and Kelly. Other character, man, the Team Humans really shine. The bar scene still cracks me up when I think about it. What else. Ahh...

I'll rant about other things instead. I'm a bit baffled that when Mark and Carter were infected, the whole pack, heavily on Gordo promised to find a way for that problem. Issue is, I don't really think they delve a lot into what they're doing? The research? The progress? Because there's also the problem of Elijah, ok. But suddenly, Gordo, thought the way was to... Mate? And I was, ok. Sure. What about Carter? He can't be mating to his tether. It's like... Have you really done anything, Gordo...?

Its my opinion but it's not really, satisfying? In Wolfsong, even though I still think the ending part needs to be longer, it pushes me to "I want to read more!" hence, I'm here. But for Ravensong, it's a bit... There's too much going on. World building, and all. I don't like how proper apologies are barely presence, from Thomas and Mark, and to an extent Elizabeth too. This bothers me a lot. But I ranted too much about it already. I'll stop.

Actually I won't stop. I hate hate hate that they're pushing Gordo, the one that they left to eventually patch things up. Where's. The. Proper. Apologies. Now that I think about it if I'm looking at this book as a typical second-chance stories I usually read, I will say that the groveling isn't done well. Fuck Thomas Bennett. And they still. Tried to portray him in a good light even after death? I fucking hate anything Thomas related.

I'm super, super excited for Kelly and Robbie's book. But I don't know? Finishing Ravensong is a bit of a letdown... Maybe because I expected more like like that of Wolfsong?

Why does this turned into a rant post idk but. Yeah, I don't really enjoy is as much as Wolfsong. I still love the characters (except Thomas), I just... Aaah guess I'll read Book 3 later. When I'm over this, unsatisfactory post-reading experience.

[myarlert]

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐘𝐎𝐔

# .01 — multi fandoms : aot [eren, armin.] genshin impact [kaeya, thoma.] jjk [sukuna.] x fem!reader

# .02 — cw : smut, v. penetration. praise, oral [f. receiving + m. receiving.] [monsterfucking due to double cocked up sukuna, skip if you don’t like it.]

# .03 — it’s been a while 😮‍💨 kinda also how passionate they are <3

minors do not interact + RBS ARE APPRECIATED !

𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍

— uses his hands a lot, drifts then down your sides to lightly tickle them, pressing his lips all over you.

he would be so full of praise when he’s on his knees for you. ‘will never get over how much you drive me crazy.’ he loves to give you tons of kisses. he loves when you’re beneath him, cock buried nearly to the hilt, seeing the gleam in your eyes as he delivers slow, deep, punctuated thrusts. how his eyes love to drape down your body, watching your chest rise and fall with quick and short pants, how your cunt squeezes him so tight every time you let out a soft moan. he especially loves it when he can make you finish form literally the bare minimum.

𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍

— loves to caress your cheek, eye contact is major with him, he loves to just look at you.

he’d brush the hair off your forehead, cup his hands around your cheeks while you’re riding him. his hot breath as he pulls you down onto him, holding your thighs close to his hips as he sits up on his heals, pumping his cock into you with soft force, his tummy bubbling and swarming with butterflies when he hears you mumble his name. ‘a-armin pleasse.. your cock feels .. so good, hhnnngff.’ how he would fucking love to keep going at the speed you want. the one that he makes him feel you gush around him. the one that has him pulling out n watching your cunt drip that sweet cum back onto his cock. how he has that bubbling urge to bury himself back inside, feel that slick mess have that cool feeling as he slides back in slowly, making you mewl out his name in a little fit to make him go faster. he just loves to see your face scrunch up when he pumps his warm seed into you :(

𝐊𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐀

— has his hands on you twenty-four seven. he loves feeling you up <3

you’d be at the tavern for a late night drink with him n you’d feel his hands start to wonder. ‘what? i dont think i’m doing anything wrong.’ but would a hundred percent nearly shove his hand into your pants because in his head, you’re the prettiest when you’re super flattered. when you look at him with a shocked look and nearly swatting his hand away. he really thinks there’s nothing more attractive than you being flustered. he knew this one thing about you though, that look you’re give him when you wanted to go back home and be in private. and every time you were out somewhere together and he sees this look he knows he’s fucked.

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀

— cannot get his eyes off of you, the level of love he feels for you makes him almost wanna go aggressive with it.

adores when you’re fucking missionary. he’s so sweet n loves to coat you in beautiful praise as well as his cum [im not sorry]. he really REALLY likes when you let it be known that he’s making you feel so good. fucking loves when you get super loud, when you can’t stop your body from thrashing around beneath him. also loves to eat you out. you look like such a goddess under him like this :( he can’t get over how much he loves when he looks up while sucking lightly on your clit to see your chest raising into the air, watching as your head gets thrown back and mouth falls open from the impending orgasm he’s about to feed to you. something about it,, he can’t believe he’s the only one that can make you cum as hard as you do.

𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀

— shockingly praises the fuck out of you. puts you above everyone but at what cost?

as bad as he is, it’s obvious that he fucking loves to make you scream and cry. to him, he loves when he has you on your knees, wearing the finest of silk, squeezing your body just right and when you look up at him with one of his cocks being drenched in your saliva, dribbling pre down your chest and neck while the other fitted snugly down your throat. he thinks you look so pretty honestly, but that won’t stop him from absolute abusing that throat. he would leave you coughing up cum for hours on end, chuckle about it but brush the tears from your cheeks ;(

MYARLERT©️2022

tagging @okhotel @paradisdementor @soaringmirror @raegalliard @rowsn @strawberryerwin @chaotic-nick @sftbunnyy @atsumeii

[whyareyouhere66]

Ok so here’s the thing.  i just started watching Once Upon a Time (mostly cause one of my favorite writers @heliads​ has a bunch of Peter Pan imagines and those gifs are just- WHOO) and I am really enjoying it so far.

*spoilers for the first 4 episodes up ahead*

Here are just some of my wonderful thoughts about it so far

1. First of all, you’re telling me the Evil Queen traded this hella powerful curse (the dark curse) for one that does the same thing a shit ton of melatonin or sleeping pills could do? Miss girl?? 🤨

2. I love Emma. And I love Mary/Snow. Oh my god. Marry me.  3. Why can’t someone look at me the same way Prince James and Snow White look at eachother. Or the way Prince Thomas and Cinderella look at each other. Fuck that. 

4. What’s up with Rumplestiltskin/Mr. Gold and stealing children. Why do you want them so badly. Sir. Like it’s giving child predator.

5. Justice for Henry. Both of them.

6. Ruby 😮‍💨🫦

7. I’m so sorry, and this might sound bad. But could Cinderella not just have another child after the first one. I mean I still don’t wanna know what Mr. Gold is tryna do with them, kinda scared to find out, but he said “First” born. You didn’t need to try and make another deal- I’m so sorry my bro.

8. Regina needs to calm down. Also not her fucking the sheriff.

9. SEAN AND ASHLEY SEAN AND ASHLEY SEAN AND ASHLEY

thank you for enduring this wonderful journey through my though process, to anyone who actually read that.

edit: (spoilers for some episode in season 1 idk) WHY WOULD THEY GET RID OF GRAHAM BRO PLEASE NO BRING HIM BACK

[savoies]

Dying for something about Bords😮‍💨

Maybe like you’re super shy about PDA, but he’s super into it. Like you’re meeting the boys for the first time and he’s like all over you(I suck at explaining stuff😫) and you get super shy and tell him to chill out

I got you anon! hope you like it. (:

warnings: slight mentions of not respecting boundaries.

you know how they say opposites attract. well that was exactly what you and bords were. thomas was super outgoing and loved pda while you on the other hand preferred to do small gestures and keep the rest behind closed doors.

you were meeting his friends today for the first time. you guys had been dating a few months and now the time had come where you had to meet the people that he spent so much time with, other than with you.

you were only meeting a few of them, Thomas not wanting to overwhelm you with the chaos of which was the umich hockey team.

~~~

you had met briss, nolan, jack, and matty. they were actually pretty cool people and you were glad that Thomas decided only for you to meet a handful of them.

You guys were talking about whatever came to mind as Thomas was leaning on you with his hand on your thigh placing a few kisses on your neck.

Now of course if it was just the two of you it would have been fine but it wasn't. You guys were in public + his friends were there.

"Thomas baby can you stop please." You said moving a bit to the side. Except Thomas didn't hear or didn't take the hint. Instead he continued to show excessive amounts amounts of pda. His hand being placed higher on your thigh.

"Bords." You said grabbing his hand and taking it off your thigh. not trying to make a big deal in front of his friends.

thomas looked over at you. looking at his friends then at you. "Shit baby sorry my bad." Snapping out of his trance.

"It's fine." You said placing a small smile on your face, enjoying the rest of your time with him and his friends.

~~~

Even though you hated pda you definitely didn't mind cuddling with Thomas once you were back at his place. And both of you learned to love each other in your own ways after that day.

[walkingdeadbitch]

No Bc a few yrs ago I asked a writer that described the reader with soft strands/pale skin and tiny slim features very politely to be inclusive with poc and plus size and I think it was a Michael Myers, Jason, and Thomas hc and they were like and I quote “sorry I don’t think they would like that kind of s/o, no offense I’m just trying to stay in character” and when I tell u I was baffled bc ik damn well these hulking men wouldn’t care about our appearance and if they “didn’t like that kinda s/o” then why r the skinny white bitches always dying first in the movie.. like istg when skinny yt pp don’t feel included they’re willing to throw a tantrum

ain't no way.

AIN'T NO WAYYYY.

I HAD TO HOLD MY FUCKING HEAD AFTER READING THIS WHATTTTTTT.

listen,

i don't want to step on toes, fuck up personal hcs, or make people upset, but i'm petty and spiteful, so empathy is leaving my body for 5 mins.

to sit there and act as though these violent, unpredictable, depraved men, would develop a 'soft spot' for random white chick #765h, whose only physical attributes discerning her from the other white chicks in the group are; an uncleaned septum piercing, choppy, dyed 'fluffy' bangs that probably house lice, and the most horrendous sense of fashion you've ever witnessed, is unfathomable.

nothing about these 'lovey-dovey, uwu slasher bf' hcs is realistic. michael myers won't spare you cuz he thought you were just, 'so special and different' from the other dumbasses he's killed.

thomas hewitt won't save you from hoyt's nasty mits cuz you were just, 'too cute and precious for a fate so horrible'. there were white, female victims he did not gaf about, and he killed them with no hesitation.

so to sit there and act as though they 'wouldn't like' a non-white, plus-sized s/o is so fucking weird, BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T LIKE YOU EITHER 🧍🏽. keep it consistent baby.

you aren't too special for that meat hook, don't be deluded.

"no offense i'm just trying to stay in character" then cut out all that cutesy relationship bull, and have them kill you on sight. throw in a struggle if you wanna be saucy, won't change anything really.

even if you think they wouldn't ''''''like'''''' a bipoc s/o, keep that to yourself and die quietly. cuz you're wrong.

gonna be mean to thomas for a little - but do you know how desperate that man would be if someone showed genuine interest in him?????. his self-esteem is in hell. so positive attention from anyone - even someone '''''''undesirable''''''' - would cause him to short circuit.

plus, big dawg is not slim or tiny 💀, i'd be very concerned if he only went after the skinny gals. it’s giving ‘fat men degrading and dehumanizing fat women’, a very DESPICABLE breed of male. and that pale ass, translucent skin won't aid you under that blistering sun babes.

but to quote that asshole and "stay in character", you know he'd probably see that interest as a way to distract him so you can escape and/or hurt his family? they don't like outsiders, white or not 💀.

this is getting ludicrous, just unbelievable 😮‍💨.

[penaltbox]

Going feral for all these Thomas pics we just got lol but that video of briss 😏 I love when hockey players little curls pop out of the back of their helmet lol

Thomas knows the content we like to see 😮‍💨😮‍💨 I literally said to myself how long B’s hair is getting since its curling out the back of his helmet. Absolutely love when that happens though 🥵

[tteokbin]

lord have mercy… would you ever make a part two continuation for your ayato + thoma fic 😮‍💨😮‍💨 chefs kiss, i tell you

i’ve never thought abt it rlly 🧐, i like their dynamic a lot so possibly, though i think everyone’s waiting for a part two to my hybrid xiao and kazu 😅

[sinfulwrites]

I.....I saw that anon mention overstimulated teary-eyed Michael and couldn't help but immediately think of the same for Tommy and Bo, my heart is RACING just thinking about seeing their flushed faces and hands slightly trembling because it feels so good for them

RIGHT?!

I'm one of those gals on the Bo pegging train... And just imagining him under me all teary eyed because I'm making him feels good has me just.. 😮‍💨💦

Thomas is an absolute mess during the first time. He's so overwhelmed with emotion and all this new pleasure, he doesn't know what to do with himself. He doesn't even realize he's getting teary eyed until you hold his face and ask if he's alright 🥺❤

He's alright, more than alright. He just needs a moment.

Catch me kissing those trembling hands. Calling them my good boys... I think they'd both like that, one less willing to admit it than the other though...

[imyourangell]

hello!!! i was just wondering how jason voorhees and thomas hewitt would react to a fem! S/O that’s somehow stronger than, (and taller than..😏) them? i’d prefer it to be fluff but if you’d like you can add some nsfw in there! also ignore this if you aren’t comfortable/can’t do it! it’s totally fine! this is also my first request sent to anyone so im sorry if i messed it up somehow, im still kinda new to tumblr, and don’t really know the mechanics too well!

✨🌸Ahh! I love this! Fair warning I did a little 🤏 NSFW because I can't help it TT✨🌸

💕NSFW MINORS DO NOT READ!💕

✨🌸Also I added this song just for a little something special?✨🌸

✨🌸Also this is totally fine! I'm happy to do this for you!!🌸✨

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✨🌸Jason and Thomas with tall strong s/o~!✨🌸

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Jason🦊:✨🌸he’s a little shocked at how strong you actually are?✨

✨🌸Like you just picked that fallen tree branch up like it was nothing?!✨🌸

✨🌸Finds it oddly..hot?✨🌸

✨🌸Also the height difference??✨🌸

✨🌸He loves it! You can help (if you want) around the camp doing things he might be able to get to!✨🌸

✨🌸As for the smexy time (DON’T KILL ME I SAID SMEXY 😮‍💨)✨🌸

✨🌸Anways!✨🌸

✨🌸Jay isn't very dominant at least compared to the others✨🌸

✨🌸The only time he's dominating is when you ask him to be OR if he really can't wait which is very rare!✨🌸

✨🌸Pin him down on the bed and HE MELTS!✨🌸

✨🌸Honestly y/n you could do anything to him and he'd go with it✨🌸

✨🌸You’re strength plays a big part in sexy time✨🌸

✨🌸Jay is pretty strong but you?✨🌸

✨🌸He would go as for to say you're stronger!✨🌸

✨🌸Try to take it easy on him though y/n~✨🌸

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🥺Thomas:✨🌸FINALLY!✨🌸

✨🌸Someone who can help lift things!✨🌸

✨🌸he got some tired of being the main one lifting and carrying things from point A. To point B.✨🌸

✨🌸Now you guys get down twice as fast!✨🌸

✨🌸he’s pretty tall so you being taller than him will send in a state of awe! (in a good way of course!✨🌸

✨🌸As for the sexy time..~✨🌸

✨🌸YOU WILL NEVER EVER HEAR A MAN WHIMPER AND MOAN LIKES HE DOES~✨🌸

✨🌸He gets sooo submissive when it comes to this~✨🌸

✨🌸Don’t get me wrong they are times when you guys kinda wrestle for that dominates~✨🌸

✨🌸But really it only turns him on more~✨🌸

✨🌸Please praise him though~✨🌸

✨🌸Tell how good he takes everything you give him~✨🌸

✨🌸HE WILL MELT Y/N~✨🌸

[penaltbox]

oh it would be eddy. and the next time he sees you he’s automatically blushing and it’s all he can think about and he’s so flustered. and bords is definitely on over protective mode, hands on you all night. when he catches eddy giving you a once over though? oh it takes everything in him to not start a fist fight with his teammate. instead, he decides it’s time to take you home, and with the way his hands have been on you all night, and the kisses here and there, you’re more than happy to oblige. and the guys are hollering after you two and it only makes things worse for poor eddy who suddenly feels so hot because he can’t get you out of his head and the fact that you’re going home with thomas and going to do ~that~. he’d be making his way to the bathroom, trying to splash cold water on his face just to calm down.

and bords definitely throws some hard hits and eddy at practice, a fair warning.

i’d say it’s too early for this but i’m so here for it 😮‍💨 thomas flipping eddy off behind your back as a warning because he keeps catching him starting. eddy purposefully complaining to you after practice that thomas beat him up and you baby him because you’re none the wiser.

[penaltbox]

right? that boy is even cuter in person (though ive only seen him on the ice but still) . and in their thank you video beech in the white sweatshirt 😮‍💨 you know? that’s actually so funny i love it. i literally texted my friend and told her that was our plan and she said “owen power, thomas bordeleau, mark estapa, nick blankenburg, brendan brisson, kent johnson, luke hughes, ethan edwards. got it.” 💀 we’re about to give our friends the shock of their lives. we’re literally already planning out our little quips and comments just to bug them lol

Beech always hits right 😮‍💨 I love that the list is ready to go lol. It’s always fun to surprise guys with how many players you actually know 😂