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redraven3093 · 10 months
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it's really hard trying to make a human like design of Chayanne look menacing or cool like his protective nature, cause the kid literally goes everywhere with a floaty.
like hon why are you wearing that all the time are you preparing for the flood?? a day at the beach??? pool party??
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redraven3093 · 9 months
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Catching up with Philza QSM Vod
July 21
WAKE CHAYANNE YOU WILL DIE IF U DON’T DO YOUR MISSIONS OMG PLS
“I’ll stay Alive dad” he says as he did ZERO MISSIONS- lol he did just be Cucurucho all week
“bad lookn SO HOT” QSMP had change him omg
??was Dapper talking to Bad’s Chat??-oh yes he did!!
PHIL NO D:<
“I can be MORE of a shit head”
YES make a new Weapon- cause apparently yours are trash according to Etoiles
Ohh new music- its nice :D
the Dorime song is a copy right one good to know
?? who ruin the old man’s lawn??
CHAYANNE IM GLAD TO SEE YOU KIDO WE MISS YOU
“im not dead yet” he lied
Omg its Tallulah lol- PHILZA PLS THE 4th wall was just fixed u cant break I on first day
Selective literacy of course
POG to Tallulah for trying to roleplay Chayanne she is such a trooper
Yes that so crazy yes yes
Tubbo raid hello
Disclaimer : NOT CHAYANNE
Ohh a forbidden block?- oh don’t you dare play dirty Challulah
Omg PHIL pls these kids have a life
YAY EARLY BIRB STREAM - Omg Tallulah is ALSO ONE OF THE CROWSS??
Ohh MOVIE night?
Safety first before adventure
Aww but Phil think about the AEISTHETIC for your Angel of Death thing- SEE you got ALL the Materials
Godamn those hips- PHILZA PLS
Lol the kids alredy have them
I mean Etoiles was Right your gears was quite shit
Thanks Tubbo
LUCKY DUCKS YEAHH
Ah yes of course “chayanne” did not know Phil adopted her- PHIL PLS THE SONG
Oh god they do that back then?
Challulah update time
Oh the French national day?- ohh Horses- you guys did WHAT to Foolish??- and you Guys become him??-  Kelp didn’t help oh no-  mean he did ask for it- of Course Tallulah will know better.
Xoxox gossipgirl
Of course you are Chayanne kiddo we all believe you
 Ohh new plant pet- RAINBOW??GLAS??- oh no they can get damage now??
Yeah aint that crazy she is with u guys in spirits
Oh god
Love that Phil’s threat was not an attempt at harm but his rage and ire
Oh fuck that Nightmare – ah FUCK CHALLULAH
OH HEY THE BRAZILLIANS
HEY RICHA BABY HOW ARE YOUU
Hey MIKE hii PAC and AYEPIERRE
Oh no the wither
Oh no why are u guys sayog sorry??- omg are they BRIBING HIM???
LOL THEY DID-LMAO they are so Funny- OMG PAC AND MIKE is so FUKIN Awsome
AWW YES THE WEIRD GRAPLING THINGY
Omg pierre don’t do that
BAD MADE THAT NEW BUILDING 2 DAYS AGO?
Yeah Etoiles was so Great
Opp Challulah?- ah forbidden space ok
Huh so the Lucky blocks have a cool down time? – holly that is long
Ah of course Fit will find a way to go around it
“don’t do illegal things in front of the eggs” Philza warns him “some of them have more power than you”, Pierre smiled warily “yes” he agree easily as he  lock eyes with the young egg Infront of him “ especially you”
Pierre where the fuq are we??-  YEY FLASH LIGHT
OMG it’s a DRILL
Diamond termites? Oh of course you want them Challulah
Cute and Deadly the perfect baby
Yu cant put your near death encounter at the end Challulah you’ll just put him more into a paranoia
It is true
Lol Chayanne pls you have no additional life anymore
DON’T SULK- oh now you trying to be cute eh?- he’s being a brat.
THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION THE KID SHOULD HAVE FLOAT ON WATER ALL THE TIME
LOL HOME
TALLULAH NOOO- LOL 4th wall GONE- oh Tallulah got new PC nice :D
Whats with the fence?- Reddit /architect
Reject the gay/j
Ohhh she plans ey?- a diagram?- YESS
Ohh YES
Omg that would be SO COOL
Aww thanks BAD and Dapper
He is such a good kid-
Oh wait oh no shit Tallulah would die- lol I could hear Kristin on background.
O yah this is goig to be so cool
MOVIE NIGHTT
Lol there is no going back now
Hi again Pierre
HI bad
Yeah you sleepy little shit- HAH clingy- SINGLE FATHER ARC lets GOO
I think Richa have the most parents I think
Dapper IS crazy- lol-
“They LISTEN to YOU”
YEAH the Cinema is fuked
Oh OMG CHAY- imean CUCURUCHO- but lets be Real Chayanne :D
Yeah ya lil shit
Opp where to go kiddo?
Omg bad pls nooo
Oh no Challulah voided- eh?
YEAH WORK OUT TIMEE
HI JAIDEN
Cucurucho the fuk?- hey no CHEATING-
HAH GET PRANKED- oh hey Chayanne- lol Kritin
Woah2 Cucurucho chill-  Cucurucho u know Phil can just teleport
Ungay him Phill
Oh hey Foolish
OMG you two- BBH and Foolish is such riot
AWW Preety :D
“a two year old Gunned me down before” foolish says
oMG you all killed me- Chayanne noo
“KELP DIDN’T HELP”
??- omg Foolish Noo- OOOOHHH the Teather is shiny now
Ballon oh you can bumb in to them
POPCORN-NOOOO0- no Jaiden
Hi Pomme
HI WALTER BOB
YEAHHH POP CORNN
Ohh GIFT
Lol the Barbie posters – omg you can put the ballon in the box- Ballon for Chayanne
Retail  Philza – Barbie ticket is gone – good lord he sound so used to it.
OH CHOKY MILK
Oh hey Walter- TICKETS –
FOOLISH WTF??
Hey Cellbit.
“im A bby gurll”
MOVIE TIMEE- yeh get the ballon – YOOO
Oh what happened to Walter?- oh yeh poor guy need to get out-MOVIEMOVIEMOVIE
cant fit all of it sadge
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redraven3093 · 9 months
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Catching up with Philza QSM Vod
July 22
hai phil-Early birbs lets go
You do have so many shits laying around
AUSIE AUSIE OIOIOI
Tallulah Darling hi :D its SO early for u-CHAYANNE HONEY YU AWAKE! - KIDDO buddy You give us ALL a HEARTATTCAK
Yeah scold him Phil >:(- PFFT Tallulah! -  CHAYANNE PLS SHE HAVENT SLEPT
ETOILES WOULD BE PUT IN PRISON
Safety first :D- no joint room
Well the kid literally have been sleeping a lot Lullah what do you expected?
PFTT 3 HOURS? CHAYANNE BUDDY PLS REST
Pretty – LMAO PHIL PLS THE 4th WALL PHIL
Yeah the room is not orange enough- Gordon ramsay tangent-
OMG TALLULAH SWEETY WHY DIDN’T YOU HAVE ANY FOOD?!- AVACADO toast FOR THE WIN!- CHAYANNE you too!
Food Check- DÉCOR time – Judging ur vibe-
Oh no u stuck- YAY FREDOM – IKEA LETS GOO
Lol the kids- all pumpkins- YAH STEAL THE RICH
Oh what about forever?- DID YA WIN SON??- AWWW noo
Woah that’s far- that is such a unique pattern- jumping blok-
Where is she?- PlANT TIME- WOAHH COOL- hey Tallulah
Oh ? good news first- white puffball U can eat them??
Yeah so Storage rooms
Grappling time- HERE WE GO
Yeah must be Dappers doing- Dapper is so crazy- HOLLY SHIT DAPPER U ARE CRAZY- ITS IN ALPHEBITICAL ORDER?!- It’s the Tesseract
Lol yeah you guys spend way to much time marveling dapper’s farm
Lolwas that enough?- fastest adventure we had- yeah don’t wory Lullah ur safe now
YEAH DÉCOR TIME AGAIN- yeah this looks good
Oh hey Tubbo
Oh?- Spanish music?- dance time cant hear the song thou
If you don’t know about love FUQ OFF lol- opp TOXIC- good guy behavior?
Lol yeah put all of it
CHAYANNNE- we did all that huh
Oh wait? They have titles??- YEAH CHAT GET YOUR TOAST
That is so cool- oh yeah you did that
AWW So CUTE
Yeah it look so good
AW YEAH WILL’S LETTERS
Phil’s pls he was assassinated by a baby
PFFT PHIL PLS NOT THAT ONE
A picture for the whole fam
Ahh a trip down the memory lane
Ah yes his favorite pic
Lol he got a pc-yeah not a good idea to put it next to the fire-well a kid got to have his fun
AWW THAT IS SO CUTE :D
AGUSTIN
Lol “no. MINE”
New song- yeah2 vod watchers cant hear anything lol- SPYxFAMILY??-OHH COMEDY that one
Yeah that is sweet
LET HIM COOK
Yeah it is pretty
LMAO Phil pls-PERMITED LETS GO
Phil pls
YEAH LETS GO to the TOP
Wicked lets go
Oh? A shulker box? Eyyo?
Lol bird brain go brr
:)
“Probably trash “he said LIES
PFFT LMAO he did it the son of a ditch
Lol its all fun Chayanne don worry- phil pls
STAR GAZING LETS GO
To the uppies place-safe and sound
Heloo-it DOES LOOK like a nest – birdza strikes again-The crows nest :D
AWW :D- so cute- an ECLIPSE- CUTE-
YEAH BED TIME STORY – OHH a SUPERNOVA
Oh the Beetlejuice :D- Yeah INFO DUMP
YEAH that is Cool
Gotta pay that bill
Yeah he did do that- Chayanne pls buddy
Yeah well they have reasons to be paranoid Tallulah, years of experience ca do that
:( PHILZA – YES WE DID SO PLS STAY SAFE
:’)
AWW KIDS WE LOVE YOU TOO – what happened with the squid?- aww buddy
Ah shit, imma cry – music paid actor
Goofy picture
Oh? – AWW KIDDO :’D
UGH MY HEART – AWW BUDY – PFT Tallulah sweety
AWW YOU TWO
Holly Lullah u have plenty
YEAH BED TIME
Opp ur stuck - oh okay good
Old chair
Etoiles have high standards- lmao- ??? holy – opp she voided
Question time- iron? Oh its not/j- pfft
Opp welcome back!- pfft
Yeah lets goo- oh so the Fed didn’t kidnaped you?
Yeah go get rest kiddos- oh that’s okay Tallulah
a hotel brunt down?-
?
who
OH FUCK OFF YOU BINARY BASTARDS
STOP TAKING PHOTOS U SHIT
WALTERBOB?!
FUCK OFF
STAY AWAY FROM CHAYANNE YOU SON OF DITCH
YEAH GO OFF PHIL- YEAH AND STAY THE FUK AWAY YA SHIT
Yeh he did- scuff encounter- YEAH NO MERCY- NOT IF HE WAS THE BINARY BASTARD
Vote for Walter
Pfft ever the humble Tallulah- okay stop fighting
Yeh MUSIC BOX
STAY SAFE KIDDOS
GOODNIGHT TALLULAH CHAYANNE
a fresh BRUISED Lettuce
BYE KIDS
Yeah those guys are creeps
?? oH YEaH IT DID- Failed egg? I mean why did the FEDs even made the EGGS
Chat?- PFT THT IS TOO BIG
YEY BYE PHIL
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redraven3093 · 10 months
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Catching Up wit Phil's QSMP VOD
1st JULY lets GOOOO
OKAY let's GET STARTED
no gegg??-was there anything different?-ohhh solo modification?
safety first-ohh a smart chat-
HIKE???-MINING IN CAVES??-BULLS??-ughhhh the code bastards are up to something -that's not how it works PHIL-WAKE UP CHAYANNE
YAEH HEALTH CARE-opp the Hotel is really fuqed
hah Phil you have way too many stalkers on this island -YEAHHH FUQTHE BINARYBASTARD UP PHILL
oh no the French-OH NO MUMZA-ah okay well soon mumza
yeah, ANTZA-that’s cheating Phill-???-what is he talkin about??-somthin' about world edit??
Whooo congrats Chat -omg Phil nooo-welp a little arson is okay sometimes-ahh shit its not little-yeah sure nature-admins problem now
ohh adventure yesyes-WAKE UP CHAYANNE WAKE UP-wat?-OH FUQ-loud to loud
¬lol TALLULAH STAY ASLEEP SWEETIE-YEAH CHAT DAYY
Holly chat that is a great Headcanon-the code bastards eggs lol
ughh Trauma beach-???-quackity in boxing event?
LUZU there?-HE LOST!-aww sad-no happy things for Phil I guess-
Opp what happened?-ah the server lagged-?-cactus lag?
Aww chat yu are loved-Chat pls this is his son- busy old man
Bad cactus-ohhh go down- THERE are NO SUCH THINGS AS TO MANY VENUS PHIL
Ohh deep-cave creeper? Oh he chonks-trash cave
Persimmon! I never has persimmons
Dapper the handyman!- ohhh Life guards POG-omg chat u okay?-wat is going on with the mobs-oh go where is the god apple?-omg the seagull-oh that fuker-omg they eat it-fuk the seagull
Ohh Chayanne bday??-aww- yeah show them some message
Does bull have different milk??-MONKEYS!!-infernal evil Pumpkin??-uhhh?okay?
ACASIAAA-caht don’t farm the monkey-well maybe for Tallulah-bet if Tallulah ask he will says yes-awww
Phil’s parenting 101- I do not get the reference-wat??-huh??? Wat?? How?
Ohh full diamond armour guy- dadza pls-CURSE WATER-oooh the BLIMP-uppies-not many good loot-well done-
CAPPYBARAS-wait we can't trust them-yeah from the wedding-phill you can't demand the wildlife to do work for you
Resct earn -boat time-ROAR TRIP YEAHHH-okay these guys are fun
Pretty baome-you use to be cool Capibaras shame on you-cappy on a bike-lol- ohhh good loot-oh god it head-dodododdod
YEAH FUK HIM UP-good god they are powerful-lol snot-yeah bring them more often-nooo not the FLOATING TREE
Lol-get in LOSERS- is the place dangerous?-omg there op
Omg DAD you cant just Irish left your way out of the fight- that is rude
Hi Fit
Classic Chayanne-cappy here?-NOOOO TALLULAH STAY ASLEEP
YAY for BS missions-YAY CHAYANNE SHRINE
Binary bastar the creep­-glad yu having fun chayanne- yeah Tallulah the poor dear is terrified-yeah cook your way out of trauma kiddo
RAMON-yeah touch grass
YEAHH FTC-fried the cat fish-omg- they are magic cappibaras ramon-Chayanne get down
Safety first-MONEY-omg 100 Yippe-
Are they all gone?-opp there they are-FTC
Thetictacs- new acent unlocked!- yeah cooked the Catfish!
Omg cappis nooo
Phill youcant exploit the wild life like that
The big mountain wall-yupyup tottaly legit-okay ramon is just flexing
Just because ramon just because
Ramon, he is an Anarchist
Tall mountain time-ughhh-FLOWER DUNGON-YEAHHH
FLYING CAPPI
Where are we going?-ah to the mountain-OHH a Toucan! :D-a bamboo creeper?
Wait????-is that Rigby??waitt-OH NOO RIGHBY- RAMOON NOOO-You have its TALE PHILL NOOOO
RIP
PHIL NOOOO- you don’t give ur child a dead corpse of its pet
Welp adventure must go on
The MOUNTAIN-Cappis that is cheating-YEAH TO THE TOP-dance party
Welp to the caves-so good at the video game-gator roll- how do u know??-
YEAH CHILD LABOUR-opp water cave-AHH GLOWY BOY-ohhh big cave
INFECTED DIAMOND ORE??- omg-KIDS- an absolute UNIT
CUBE SHEEP-ohh statues-RAMON DONT DIG DOWNN- RAMON NO-
YEAH, BED ROCK-YEAH MISSION DONE-PARTY-
oh hey the cat live
ugh the bulls- welcome to the FAVELAAS- this one bull against 6- bull hunting time- omg the bulls are riding the guardians-OMG THE BULLS
RAMON NO-PHILNOOO- the oldest shit house
Ohh the day care!!-awwww it looks so cute-oh fit was a teacher??-omg NO
SPINNNN-yu spin me right round baby-BELLS
BAGHERA ANTOINE HELLO
Ahh its Dapper and BBH-opp chayanne gone? Oh he’s in the basket
Yeah the attack yesterday are fuqed-Wait they taking picture of the parents too?
Yeah the Fed lied – a reminder huh?- OHH COLORFUL TOUCAN-
Yeah they just hang- funny noises- okk lets go out- lol- Antoine wat???
Scary Story!- HAM BURGULUAR- Trauma Dump
RIGBY 2.0 LETS GO
Scary retaile story
OMG- Tax Fraud???? PHIL?-lol Drugs- yeah stay an Egg Chayanne- the government IOU
Chayanne stop using others sign
Ah yess glad I still haven’t got any tax
Ah karen-oMG??-u fuqed him?- fukin Bastard- good lord Phil
A Karen Diner??-YEAH CHAYANNE KITCHEN!-FREE FOOD LETS GOO
WHOO STAY LIVING
BYEE CHAYANNE- oh wait uhhh -LOL
PHIL ONCE AGAIN AVOIDS ALL THE RP
WHOO BYE PHILLLL
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