#but girl like. that obsession is desperately wanting him dead 💀💀

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Psssst my gf thinks I'm sleeping 🤫🤫🤫 Anyways y'all want some angst

So for a long time now my canon with R. Marie has been that she sees that Crash could be very useful if he were actually on the side of evil, but she resents him for not being on their side and choosing to be, eugh, a "good guy". Barf.

But ya know, I don't really have all of my timeline set up as for WHEN exactly R. Marie would join Cortex, if its not from the very start then I'm thinking within the first three games. For the moment, I'm leaning toward having her join the team somewhere between Crash 2 and 3, and in that case I would stick to her thinking Crash could be useful, since she wasn't around to see when his brain got scrampled and doesn't realize that he CAN'T be brainwashed. There's no BRAIN to WASH

BUT. And this is where it gets good 👀 I had the idea today that maybe, if R. Marie was there from the very start to see Cortex create all his mutants, including Crash who would seem to really be his favorite, maybe beforehand, R. Marie suggested using robots, her handmade robots, to build up their army in order to take over the world. Maybe that idea was shot down by Cortex in preference of his mutants. Maybe R. Marie resents them, especially The Favorite, Crash, because of that 👀 What I'm imagining is R. Marie overseeing a test with Crash a la the Flashback Tapes in IAT, and it accidentally turns into her venting out loud about how much she despises Crash for supposedly being a success where her creations have failed, at least from her perception. Maybe she even has a line of wondering "what does Dr. Cortex even see in you that he doesn't in me- MY, in myyyy creations. *awkward cough*"

[just-some-random-blogger]

hello my master, big sister, hannah smith and hottie-cutie! who's here?? i'll let you figure it out yourself. i didn't actually mean anytime is love letter time, firstly i even wanted to say love time but... ok let it be love time. 'idk if you’d care for it' OK you catched me. i've nver seen the sandman and long time ago i was scrolling your blog and just ??who's this man??? tbh, i've read one of your one-shots with him. that's how much i love your talented writings. and to be reeally honest. i'm watching hotd only now... and i don't know how am i supposed to end it till my free subscribe is over with this academic competition, my problems with focusing attention, this british accent and no english subtitles... when i'd seen your post saying you only watched hotd to write fics with daemon after reading them i was like TT yes girl TT feel you sm TT relaterelate TT am i sorry? no way. am i ashamed? either no. is this situation so amusing but also sad i want to cry (and do)? absolutely. and i find it so amusing and desperate that you have THAT much of matt smith reqs TT like yes i'm the same, i'm a slut for him too but?? it's a lot. just wish you some nerves and good luck hdjskdh i'm so honored to be your cat thank you TT meow meow ig AHKFKJN the russian blue cats TT they're pretty expensive but one day when i'm a billioner... thank you for the research!! i appreciate your efforts!! and i already believed you but you proved your hotness! 1000% certified hottie-cutie! jinjin's name has such a story wow. ofc i know jinjin and i'm sorry for your sister.. good luck for her too. your cats are adorable! i'm glad jinjin is better now. hope they'll just be happy cats as they deserve. thank you for taking care of jinjin, it's a really important thing. i love these cuties so much!! give them 100 hugs from me pls (99 hugs for you too<з) i'm sorry for mochi. he's definately in a better place right now. i believe in faith so the thought that god sent you jinjin to ease your sorrows... love is love and love deserves to exist. no matter what form. so ig god really blessed you. sorry for being so humorless (more then usually). it's a long and pretty sad story. it's a warning. i had a cat in my childhood. i've said i'd been obsessed with cats since i was 0. but my mum have an allergy so when my parents gifted me a cat for the New year?? i was in love instantly. a couple of years later an accident whe she ran away dor 2 weeks and my mom's (pretty cruel and improper) methods of education made her more... wild? aggressive? certainly mentally ill (if it's a term). and 5 years later she's been aggressive and hissing towards my mom so she just said we need to leave her outside. next to the shelter. i begged her to if not examine her at the vet to cure her then at least put her to sleep?? she said it was inhumane. inhumane. i'd put her there with my own hands. i left her myself. i consider myself a real monster. sometimes try to excuse myself with reminding myself i was 11 but?? i left her. it is my biggest love in my whole life. ig now i'm sublimating with fics, trying to feel that warm again. (thank you for you love!!) sorry if it made you upset. sorry it's so long and has this awful ending. take care!! love you <з

hello baby <3

LOVE LETTER TIME

hello my master, big sister, hannah smith and hottie-cutie!

💀💀💀💀💀 DEAD hannah smith ????? SCREAMING THROWING UP THROWING MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WHAT IS THAT SOUND LIKE SOME BASIC WHITE GIRL NAME WERES THE SPICE MATT PLS I AM NOT TAKING YOUR LAST NAME ONCE WE ARE MARRIED KASHFLAHSFAS

who's here?? i'll let you figure it out yourself. i didn't actually mean anytime is love letter time,

huh????

who's here? you're here? im so confused my brain cannot figure this one out. ok not every time is love letter time.

firstly i even wanted to say love time but... ok let it be love time.

OH OK THATS WHAT YOU MEAN OK SLAY PURR REAL TRUE

'idk if you’d care for it' OK you catched me. i've nver seen the sandman and long time ago i was scrolling your blog and just ??who's this man??? tbh, i've read one of your one-shots with him. that's how much i love your talented writings.

HSHSHHSHSHHSSH THATS FINE. im honored you still read it albeit not knowing him/the show HHHAHAHH

and to be reeally honest. i'm watching hotd only now... and i don't know how am i supposed to end it till my free subscribe is over with this academic competition, my problems with focusing attention, this british accent and no english subtitles...

omg i felt that, watching with no subtitles is hard, even though i understand British accents lol, alSO NOT KNOWING HOW TO END WATCHING A SHOW i literally was so idek the right word, but i guess overwhelmed by the fact *spoiler?* all of rhaenyra's kids were bastards i was like AINT NO WAY AINT NO WAY AINT NO WAY then daemon laughed at the funeral T_T wild

when i'd seen your post saying you only watched hotd to write fics with daemon after reading them i was like TT yes girl TT feel you sm TT relaterelate TT am i sorry? no way. am i ashamed? either no.

SO TRUE SO RELATABLE SO REAL AHAHAHH LITERALLY ALL MATT SMITHS FAULT theres something about him that should be illegal

is this situation so amusing but also sad i want to cry (and do)? absolutely.

wait why does it make you sad????? it's not that deep??? IMMA BONK THAT LOSER MATT SO HARD FOR MAKING YOU SAD WHY ARE YOU SAD???

and i find it so amusing and desperate that you have THAT much of matt smith reqs TT like yes i'm the same, i'm a slut for him too but?? it's a lot. just wish you some nerves and good luck

wishing me nerves??? HAHAAH OK??? HAHAHAH that means you want me to be nervous HAHAHAHA but im sure you mean the opposite so i'll take it. it is so funny i have all these matt smith reqs T_T LOLOLOLL #the collective matt smith brain rot

hdjskdh i'm so honored to be your cat thank you TT meow meow ig AHKFKJN the russian blue cats TT they're pretty expensive but one day when i'm a billioner... thank you for the research!! i appreciate your efforts!!

HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAHAH SO REAL KITTIES ARE EXPENSIVE LOL MEOW MEOW MY KITTY IM GLAD TO DO A QUICK SEARCH FOR YOU

and i already believed you but you proved your hotness! 1000% certified hottie-cutie!

true purr yass

jinjin's name has such a story wow. ofc i know jinjin and i'm sorry for your sister.. good luck for her too. your cats are adorable!

thank you my cats are everything and vvv adorable. yeah jinjins name has a story AHHAHAHAAH my sister is fine she's just dramatic its not that deep

i'm glad jinjin is better now. hope they'll just be happy cats as they deserve. thank you for taking care of jinjin, it's a really important thing. i love these cuties so much!! give them 100 hugs from me pls (99 hugs for you too<з)

THANK YOU FOR THE HUG HUG HUGS!! I KISS YOU BACK

i'm sorry for mochi. he's definately in a better place right now. i believe in faith so the thought that god sent you jinjin to ease your sorrows... love is love and love deserves to exist. no matter what form. so ig god really blessed you.

so real so true. mochi is 100% in a much better place now and that's what comforts me most is that he is no longer suffering. I do also believe God sent jinjin to me T_T im luv him

sorry for being so humorless (more then usually). it's a long and pretty sad story. it's a warning. i had a cat in my childhood. i've said i'd been obsessed with cats since i was 0. but my mum have an allergy so when my parents gifted me a cat for the New year?? i was in love instantly. a couple of years later an accident whe she ran away dor 2 weeks and my mom's (pretty cruel and improper) methods of education made her more... wild? aggressive? certainly mentally ill (if it's a term). and 5 years later she's been aggressive and hissing towards my mom so she just said we need to leave her outside. next to the shelter. i begged her to if not examine her at the vet to cure her then at least put her to sleep?? she said it was inhumane. inhumane. i'd put her there with my own hands. i left her myself. i consider myself a real monster. sometimes try to excuse myself with reminding myself i was 11 but?? i left her. it is my biggest love in my whole life.

oh no lovie. i feel for you. we have similar feelings like when i wasnt with mochi is his last moments. sure we both regret them, but in that moment that's all that we could do. its so hard to forgive ourselves for it. i cant tell you to just forgive yourself and move on, because honestly , have i done that? but what's done is done and tormenting ourselves for what should have been will not help. i just like to think that at some point, my cat knew i loved him. i'm sure the same could be said about your kitty. i give you a hug. a waaaarm hug

ig now i'm sublimating with fics, trying to feel that warm again. (thank you for you love!!) sorry if it made you upset. sorry it's so long and has this awful ending. take care!! love you <з

its alright. mourning is a natural process. i in fact ate lunch after crying and felt ??? reinvigorated???? and i saw my face in the mirror ??? and i was like ??? DAMN IM HOT EVEN AFTER I CRY ??? SLAYYYYYYYY it's ok my love kiss kiss love you

xxx

[hellfirexclub]

What Eddie Munson is like as your boyfriend.

a/n: Fluff and smut headcanons of Eddie as your boyfriend bc we all need this rn. He is my cute and sweet and alive boyfriend, the duffers can pry him from my cold dead hands.

-Eddie would be the most loving boyfriend ever, we all know this. He’s never had someone love him and care for him like you do and all he’d want is to give all his love to you and constantly let you know how happy and grateful he is to have you. Literally he’d just be obsessed with your company and your touch and your kisses and your affection, hes baby. I can just imagine how emotional he’d get every time you tell him you love him or compliment him, particularly at the beginning of the relationship. But then as his confidence in your feelings for him builds his heart would just be full and he’d smile at you with such love in those beautiful eyes and give you complements back. 

-Eddie would want to be touching you at all times, always holding your hand or have his arm linked through yours, hands on your shoulders or around your neck when he’s standing behind you, arms wrapped around your waist when you’re on his lap or resting on your hips, hand on the small of your back when you’re walking beside him, just constant contact. He just loves to be close to you like that, omg he would love laying his head on your lap while you play with his hair. He would also pick you up loads, bridal style when he’s being cute and romantic and wants to kiss you, from behind when he wants to scare you and over his shoulder when he’s being playful.

-Eddie is just so cuddly and affectionate, he would definitely love being the little spoon as much as he would love spooning you, but I think most of all he’d love laying on your chest it would be the most peaceful and soothing thing in the world to him. He would just find it to be so comforting to feel your warmth and the rise and fall of your chest and if you stroke his hair too he’ll fall asleep in seconds on you, drooling on you cutely. Sleeping with him he’s definitely the kind to want to be entangled with you, legs over each other and wrapped in each other’s arms. Also he’s a blanket hog but that’s okay bc so am I.

-Kissing Eddie would be 💀. Like firstly his touching would translate here too so he’d always have his hands on your cheeks or delicately in your hair cradling the back of your head while he kisses you oh so softly. Like his lips are literal perfection so they would be as soft as a pillow and I think he’d be very into slowly and passionately making out with you. Eyes closed, hands wondering down your body, and then as the kiss heats up he’d definitely get desperate and sloppy with the kisses and at this point he’d mostly have his hands on your ass. Kissing him would be heaven basically.

-He is an absolute gentleman. We’ve seen him politely let the girls go past and offer his hand to Nancy and robin, he’s just so sweet and would constantly be doing chivalrous things like this for you. You’d giggle and be like Eddie it’s okay, I can open this door by myself but he’ll insist that he has to let his beautiful partner through himself with a bow. He’d just do all these little things that most people wouldn’t think to, holding your chair out for you or always making sure you’re happy and safe and comfortable because you’re his world.

-If you wear any of his clothes this man will pass away. I mean like jaw dropped to the floor staring at you in absolute awe, butterflies in his tummy because goddamn you look so perfect in it. He will always be so quick to offer you one of his jackets if you’re cold, because seeing you swallowed up in them is so cute he could melt. It makes him feel possessive and so proud to show that off you’re his, he’d actively give his clothes to you to wear just so everyone knows you’re his girl.

-He’s literally the most romantic man on earth, he would go all out for your dates even if it’s just hanging at home. We know how gentlemanly he is and that would definitely translate in dates because even if he wouldn’t admit it he’s always dreamt of having this person to treat like a princess. So expect picnics in the dead of night under the stars, romantic strolls, going to record/comic stores together, cute road trips in his van and gifts even when it’s not a birthday or anniversary just because he loves you so much. Particularly handmade gifts like drawings or little bits of jewellery or your own guitar pick even if you don’t play. 

-Eddie’s perfect day with you is just lounging in bed cuddling, smoking and giggling loads while you just listen to music or watch horror films. Fuck everyone else, all he needs is your company to be the happiest he could possibly be. There’s no one else he enjoys spending time with more, you’re his best friend as well as his soulmate and he just adores being in your company. He would love doing anything with you, playing board games with you or trying to teach you guitar, or even cooking and baking together but best believe he would start a flour fight. 

-Eddie dedicating songs to you during his gigs and staring only at you through the whole thing, absolutely feeling the music and his love for you. I can’t get over how hot he’d be performing with the band, head banging, sweaty, fingers flying across that guitar. Someone get me a glass of water.

-If you didn’t already play dnd he would be very excited to help you build your character so you could play with him, and if you have one he’ll be drawing fanart of your characters immediately bc he’d ship them so hard. He’d just really love to involve you in all of his hobbies and interests, because he wants to share all of his life with you so it would mean so much for you to take interest in it. And he would be so thrilled to do the same for you, he would listen so intently when you tell him about things that you like and always ask to join in or see your work, supportive boyfriend 101. 

-He’s so goofy but in like the sexiest and most endearing way, just imagine looking into those beautiful brown eyes while he’s grinning cheekily at you, those adorable little smile lines around his eyes. I think I’d actually melt like my heart couldn’t take the gorgeousness. Like how do I now find him standing on that damn lunch table rinsing everyone in the room hot?? It should be cringe but everything he does is so sexy I’d just be staring at him dreamily oops. Like go off baby, let them have it I’ll hold your earrings you fine thing. And watching him be dm would be SO HOT like he’d be so into it and playing the villain so well you’d wanna leap across that damn table. Any ‘nerdy’ thing he does is actually very hot because everything he does is hot I don’t make the rules.

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-Eddie would be so nervous with intimacy at first, and not because he doesn’t want to but purely because he’s inexperienced and worried he won’t please you. He would literally be a moaning wreck anytime you guys so much as make out, hard and straining in his pants. He’d literally just get drunk off of your touch, and as each session gets more steamy he’d become more of a panting, blushing mess. The first time Eddie sees you fully naked he would literally almost cum in his pants, his mouth would drop open and his eyes would lid over he would just be in awe of you. And holy fuck getting to sink his cock into you for the first time is something he will never forget. Eddie would be completely pussy drunk, hips shaking and thrusting into you frantically, cumming hard into you within minutes. 

-Even after you’ve been dating a while and Eddie is more used to it, he’ll still be a pussy drunk mess every time you have sex. He can never get over just how good you feel wrapped around him. Eddie would be loud in bed, moaning and grunting and groaning constantly, and he’d love saying sweet nothings and filthy words to you. Depending how dominant he’s feeling Eddie could be affirming how good you feel, worshiping you and calling you his good girl and his little angel, telling you how perfect you are and how good you feel. But sometimes Eddie just wants to destroy you, call you his perfect little slut and tell you how much he loves pounding your cunt. 

-I definitely think Eddie is a switch, I don’t think he’d be purely dominant and rough with you because of how sweet he is. Sometimes he’d just want playful, loving sex where the passion is almost unbearable and your foreheads are pressed together as he slowly and sensually fucks you. Sometimes Eddie wants to have you ride him and tease him, be a moaning mess beneath you overwhelmed with how amazing you feel as you edge him until he’s begging to fill you up. But sometimes Eddie wants to hold your down by your throat and absolutely ruin you, fuck you til tears are falling from your eyes and you can’t do anything but moan and babble. Make you cum over and over around his cock until you’re shaking. 

-Eddie would literally worship your body. He would think every inch of you from head to toe is perfection, and he would make it his job to let you know this. He would kiss you everywhere, hands constantly roaming your body giving each bit of you attention. Foreplay with Eddie is so sensual, his touch and his words would really make you feel like the goddess he thinks you are. Just imagine those fucking sexy, ring adorned hands roaming your body, squeezing your ass or teasingly slipping up your thighs.

-Eddie loves to finger you with his rings on. Not to bring my apparent hand fetish into this but, his fucking hands man oh my god. Eddie would love how you shiver in pleasure when you feel his cold rings against your skin, teasingly running his hands up your hot flesh. He knows you have a thing for his hands, there is no hiding openly staring at his hands and his rings, he’d probably have noticed it even before you dated. So he loves to tease you with it, seeing how riled up you get just from watching him play guitar or watching him during a campaign. Once he’s teased you enough and got you alone he’d be on you, playing with your clit and fingering you until you’re a mess beneath him, asking how good his fingers feel.

-SUCKING ON EDDIES FINGERS. Yes I’m still on the hands, imagine the look on his face the first time you take his hand in yours and look deeply into his eyes while you suck on his finger. Eddies eyes would roll to the back of his head, just mind fucked by how hot you look doing that and how bad he needs that mouth wrapped around his cock. Best believe Eddie loves to put his fingers in your mouth, especially when he’s fucking you roughly he’ll demand you suck on them or squeeze your cheeks between his fingers as he utters filth to you. 

-Eddie is obsessed with your thighs. Some people are ass men, some people are tit men, Eddie munson is a sucker for your soft thighs. If you wear short skirts or dresses you better believe Eddies hands will be all over you, fiddling at the hem of it and trying to slip under and up your thighs even if you’re in public. He loves having his hands on them generally, if you're sitting beside each other he usually has a hand lovingly placed on your thigh. He loves having them wrapped around him, whether that be his head or his back. And he particularly loves when you ride him so he can see your thighs and your delicious curves.

-Eddie does sometimes enjoy fucking in a semi public place, the thrill of it drives him wild. He’d love fucking you in the back of his van while you’re out, hand covering your mouth as he tuts and tells you to be quiet despite fucking you hard to make you moan deliberately. Definitely also after a concert when he’s all revved up on adrenaline, you’re lucky if he gets you into the van because sometimes an empty room backstage is all he makes it to. It wouldn’t be often but he would love the thrill of it. I think more so he’d just like to tease you subtly when you’re in public so that you’re begging for him by the time you’re home. 

-Speaking of if you want to put Eddie in the mood to dominate the shit out of you, tease him in public. He would throw you a dangerous look, daring you to continue with your antics with a smirk. You’d place your hand back on his thigh with an innocent smile, making him look at you darkly, teeth clenched as you slowly move your hand to his clothed dick. Or you’re out partying with him, grinding your ass against him while you dance, Eddies hands gripping your hips tight in warning. In any instance probably grab your wrist and drag you home. Let’s just say you’d be sore when he’s done with you.

-I feel like Eddie would high a really high sex drive, you’d fuck loads but he’d still wank when you’re not there because he’s just insatiable. He’s late to the sex game so he’d just be very horny and happy to have someone he can be having frequent sex with. Especially someone as smoking hot as you. He can’t help himself really, when you look and feel that good, of course he’s going to love fucking you. 

-Edward Munson loves to eat pussy. He just loves it, he is obsessed with the taste of you, with getting to be between your delicious thighs, with your sweet moans, the way your legs shake when you cum around him, thighs squeezing down his head. And my god would he be good at it, we’ve seen that tongue. He would know exactly what to do with it to make you fall apart, and when his fingers come into it… game over. It would make him so hard, he’d always be grinding subtly against the mattress as he eats you out desperate to sink into your soaked pussy but only after you’ve cum for him. Eddie would definitely want to make sure you’ve cum every time you have sex and this is probably his favourite way.