#but he just feels bad for being a pushover for his girls LOOOOL
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Kiri innocently puts a condom packet in his mouth while getting you ready, but forgets he has very sharp teeth and slightly nicks the package, resulting in a poked hole in the condom because you made a noise that he likes.
This little accident ends with a firstborn in your arms a few months later.
Poor Kiri who never lives it down, and even POORER of your first born, who probably, barely goes a day without (laughingly) being reminded of the fact they're a super-duper, oopsie-daisy...
Not that this is the only way it'd go down, but all your family photos with your big as hell first born looking grumpy and WAYYY older than all their younger siblings sakjdflkjalsd...
You and Kiri are just "🥰🤠" of course (trying to forget how embarrassing it was at the time)!!!
#kirishima#kiri accidentally tears the c*ndom and just throws it over his shoulder#idk why this is what im thinking of but like. the amazing world of gumball family photo LMFAOOO#your photos going from like. super young u and kiri posing with only one baby... all giggly#to like. normal family photos where u finally look all mature#with more than one child#and ur oldest in the back like :|#because they were obviously the trial run adsfajsdhk#IMAGINE HE'S UR ONLY BOY#u have one oldest boy and the rest are girls and kiri's just like 'sorry. sorry we were. so strict.' (meanwhile he wasnt strict at all)#but he just feels bad for being a pushover for his girls LOOOOL#ask#anon#caitie things#kids tw
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