#but i was thinking about this djdjdjd

[temperate-rainforest]

I shouldn't have expected anything less lmao but shout out to the lady who is my usual nurse at my local doctors office, who hasn't been letting me slide on my studying spanish, because she's slowly turning into another mom figure and I'm collecting them like pokemon at this point dhdhhdd and no, none of them are milfs

[nyan-bynary]

modern au sukugo sukuna should be like 50 (or older!!!!!!) and gojo should stay 28/29

[pinktief]

watching cult documentaries with my sister buuuut now that i finished my zuriel run i want to plot post bg3 things !!! i'd lo e to throw zuriel into other muse's personal quests and help 🥺

[dol-dee]

I still think it’s funny how much the outwards dynamic shifts with Dee as Avery’s arm candy fjfhfhfh. It gives of a very different vibe than how it’s probably supposed to look in canon.

[impossible-rat-babies]

eyrie really out here embodying this is what is it like to beloved by god. what a blessing. what a curse.

even worse: what is it like to be one of the only people left to feel love like a god feels

[mostlykind]

scrolled through the ted lasso tag (haven’t watched the episode) and now I’m holding back tears at work

[nyt1ba]

I just realized Adam must have read every single salvageable book from the old world one too many times ...

[angeltism]

vow don't hold grudges over things people did unintentionally that have hurt you up until very recently and still give you Emotions about it challenge

[cursedchildofchaos]

The artful dodger has taught me things about 1800's medicine that I did not wish to know

[sincerelystesichorus]

me becoming a gortash apologist apparently

i never thought i'd say this. i am thinking about Enver Gortash. i'm usually not one of his apologists but... i've had brain rot for my Durge lately, and i think a big moment of developing your Durge is how you react to meeting Gortash again, yeah? you may or may not be close with Karlach but the party and Durge especially have all faced similar trauma of betrayal and exploitation nonetheless (and so has Gortash), he's already been introduced vaguely at the end of Act 2 as a threat/main villain, he worships Bane, he has general edge lord vibes (remember that bit where I'm usually not a Gortash apologist djdjdjd); what i'm trying to spit out, is there's a lot to sway you against Gortash in that first meeting. and I'd argue even a little further, as someone that followed Orin's plans of betrayal against him in my first Tav run, (just because her audacity is so damn funny.)

But anyway. Meeting Gortash. Finding out you used to be close. Perhaps homoerotically, perhaps in a strange platonic manner, or some other third thing, but nonetheless, Durge is assumably the only person Gortash has ever truly liked. He just really goes out of his way with praise at meeting again, the use of the word favorite is notable, and if Gortash had anyone worth elevating, he would, right? That was how Ketheric got here, Orin wants more credibility for herself and the Bhaalists, and Gortash... just enslaves his parents in their old home/business. But he liked you. He's really so similar to Astarion (it's nothing, you're just the only person I've ever truly cared for); he's just already a touch too far gone in his power hungry search for security. He's already repeated the cycle, years and years ago with Karlach as the main example and just the inevitability of being Bane's Chosen. And yet - Durge comes marching through the door again with this band of misfits and his old lackey he wronged, and he's willing to make a true bargain.

And I know it's just in Gortash's character to scheme, but l think playing as reformed Durge makes Gortash's potential deal all the more devastating, since he will truly follow through on his word (or, at least he would.)

It's so funny to show up dating Astarion or Shadowheart, and imagine them teasing you later that night, saying they thought you'd have better taste. Or the bitterness of being with Karlach, knowing that you seemed to be in such deep kahoots. And so on. The point is not valuing that past relationship with Gortash. Focusing on the shiny and new.

And like whatever. Gortash isn't ever going to publicly present that his feelings are hurt but like... wouldn't they? Your past lover or at the very least, only close friend struts in, now thinking they're some big shot, so beyond everything you two had ever done... when you always lived in their shadow beforehand, frankly. Gortash adores how this flawless plan was majorly Durge's, critiques Orin's sloppy manner of filling your place, how Ketheric was just a means to an end. But he liked you. The person who helped him raid Mephistopheles' vault, in turn helping him spit not only in the arch devil's face, but his past captor, Raphael's too (since Raph lives chronically in the shadow of his father, imo.) The person who thought they could formulate and enact this whole plot, and the only one he was willing to follow, to be an equal with, now coming to tell him what everyone always does, inevitably.

A final fuck you, or some form of betrayal, the same thing that caused his mess all those years ago when sold off to that warlock.

It would have to hurt, and while it's funny to imagine my little gnome Durge dying inside and cackling to the party about sleeping with an enemy and technically being the enemy... a little obssessed at the angst you could perceive of Gortash somehow falling for any crazy Bhaalspawn, nonetheless Durge, who was never one for morals, coming back renewed and not to come get him or work things out... but to slay him or turn against him. I'd send the Steelwatchers after our asses too.

In conclusion, Gortash, probably:

sigh. my bias against greasy little guys could never truly make me hate you, enver gortash. look at you, the man that you are.

[jttwconfessions]

So this is an older anime but Saiyuki was I think my first anime that specifically was about JTTW and it was so cool I really adored the relationship Goku had with Sanzo and I'm hoping to get back into it soon. Also, if you want a laugh, Patalliro Saiyuki is gay and a great-other older anime to watch Sanzo is so pretty in this one it's almost illegal djdjdjd anyways try it out you'll get a good laugh out of this

[monsterfloofs]

I suffer from "jackov-all-tradea" BUT LOOK! = D I made this cute eye in an attempt to make a Spectea plushie! (I know their eye is purple but pink is all that I had lying around at the moment DJDJDJD ) It was fun and also challenging to do a satin stitch around the edges (〃ꇴ〃) It has a hand made look to it but hey! That's okay! A Spectea plushy can only make my life better. . . and also it may force me to think about making plushies of my other characters because the brainrot is real SJDJDKDJD

[dreamieparadise]

Can I know more about the mafia highschool au? Like is it a normal school with just a bunch of mafia kids or is there an actual mafia curriculum? What was Momo's reaction when she found out she was pregnant? Is Mimi still the Rat King? Curious minds would like to know 🥺💜✨

Djkdkd it piqued your interest, huh? x'D

It's an actual mafia hs! 90% of the people there are mafia affiliated, and in order for outsiders to be brought into the school, they have to be sponsored by a current student! The current student has to vouch for the outsider's capabilities and also take responsibility for them. For example, Reborn sponsored Miruku! He is now a mentor figure to him and is guiding him to be what he feels is a splendid mafia member. [The thing is, everyone here are teens, so while the arcobaleno are still powerful, they aren't as experienced or cool headed as their adult counterparts! Reborn, in this au, isn't as gentlemanly towards femme presenting people! It's something he works more towards later. He still treats them better than male presenters but thats because he is a misandrist. Another example: Fon has a temper!!!]

The one who sponsored Momina is actually Luce! Luce is a great help to Momina due to both of them being spiritually inclined. However, with how Colonello [and Lal] are... they, of course, decided to snatch Momina away and also force teachings onto her. Luce is still Momina's actual mentor, though!

The blood, sex and violence are ramped up in this school. It's normal for students to be killed by other students [Squalo just murdering Dino's bullies because they were in the way, for example...] so this kind of pushes people into confessing, having sex, etc. They feel they can die any time so YOLO!!!

I like to think there is actually a mafia curriculum on top of the normal curriculum. "All the ways you can poison someone", "espionage", etc. They get sent on missions...

Momina has major brainrot!!! She was so happy to be a mother while married to Hayato. [Yeah... they got married while underage. Yeah, Hayato forced religious leaders to allow the marriage to happen... Momina thought it was so sweet! She just said don't threaten them in the house of God!! Him complying was endearing! :) ]

It's so funny because Jojo was like "Luce does not approve of them moving so fast while so young" LIKE SHE WASN'T ALSO PREGNANT DJDJDJD difference is Luce claimed her husband Roberto as her husband when they were 5 so it's Totally Different. [Luce's reasoning, probably!]

LET THE RAT KING MIMI GO

Mimi is kind of one?? He was wandering the sewers for Cavallone lost treasure, and Dino went with him...he complained every step of the way until Mimi actually found it. Dino is now convinced Mimi is a lucky charm and brings him places, btw.

I could keep going, but let me stop here!!! 😭✋🏾

[mushtoons]

I think you should consider turning off anon for a bit, or close the mailbox for a while. We would miss sending asks for a bit, but your mental health comes first. Stay safe out there

djdjdjd its tempting but we know how scary it is for some people to talk off anon (us included dhdjdkd) but thank u for your concern!! we really appreciate it !/genuine

case proven ☝️ /lh /pos dhdjdjfj we'd hate to lose buddies because some anons were being assholes lmaoo

and we apologize about yesterday!! lmao we should have just ignored it and moved on we didn't mean to bring bad vibes to our blog and starting right now we're fixing the vibes 😤💖

look at this silly picture we found on pinterest

[goldenhypen]

ok hi i should probably make a post to say this ahaha,, but yay it’s official,, goldenhypen comeback !! ,, but slowly 🥲 i’ve been thinking about coming back for a while cuz i’ve missed interacting w you lovelies but life has gotten busy as usual,, but even more so this time :’> saur i’ll do my best to slowly come back :> but yeah. feel free to pop in my inbox and say hi hehe i’ll reply and catch up w everythingggg soon ,, i’m sorry for being so mia you guys :’> and for ghosting all of a sudden w out a word,,, aGAIN djdjdjd forgive me 😔

[stillresolved]

✿  - from lí chényǔ ( or any of my blorbos ) to any of yours whomst have interest ! 8)c

@xinxiins / PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME.

amara bennett birdie & lí chényũ

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence ( probably since she picks chaos every time :3333 )/  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other 

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club ( since he trained as a shaolin monk and she throws rocks 🥲🥲🥲 )  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other 

( honestly? these two could go in so many different directions but I think the crux of this is that based on what I’ve read about li chenyu, i feel birdie would be...a mix of intrigued and frustrated with his demeanor? Like he carries himself in a very dignified manner....it comes off as a veneer of perfection that she has come to hate. Literally she had to do everything to get that expectation off her shoulders. but then at the same time he's still warm and well....i think she'd be drawn to that kind of sincerity 🥲

basically this is just feral cat meets dignified cat, she will come around to annoy him bc, well she can DJDJDJD of course we can always revise this as well 😅 the romance section is also completely optional- it really depends on if they have chemistry or not 😌😌😌)