#but ironically Tom Brown follows Milex shipper accounts on instagram so im sure hes down to feeding the delusions

[joshus-lobster]

Look, I go here for Miles Kane and Alex Turner, but have yall even CONSIDERED Finn Balor or Chef Tom Brown- because like… yknow

THIS? Is your favorite wrestler??? That you want body slamming you in the bed?? This man??? Who had wrestling fans assuming he went to the UK to experiment with other dudes??? Yeah. I think I know the dude.

THIS? Is how you title a cooking video??? Just normal ways to hang out with the boys huh? This is a date. You filmed your second date. And now you got him in your mini cooper. Smh